Chapter 7: The First Mission
Gou Wumian said: "He can control any part of his body at will, unlike us. ”
Xiao Yunyun glanced at it and said, "You better tell him to put on his clothes first, otherwise he will be cold...... Do you get a cold? ”
Who knew that Gou Wumian pointed at Banana No. 1 and said, "Hello sneeze and show her!" ”
I saw Banana No. 1 stunned for a moment and said, "Didn't you say that brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes?" ”
He quickly put on his clothes as he spoke.
This one is a black tights that looks cool, cooler than a TV star.
"Is this what you humans call fashion?"
Banana One touches here, pinchs there.
Xiao Yunyun seemed surprised, she said, "It seems that your machine qì people still understand human feelings!" And whining! ”
Gou Wumian said a little proudly: "Of course, although the brain of the machine cannot be compared with the human brain, but the human brain is only one percent developed, and after I have upgraded the emotionally convenient software thousands of times, it is already almost the same as a human being." ”
Xiao Yunyun looked at Banana One, then at him and said, "Shouldn't he be as abnormal as you?" ”
Gou Wumian pretended to be angry and said, "Banana One, I order you!" Strip her naked immediately! ”
I saw Banana No. 1 on the opposite side walking over with a lewd smile on his face, making a milking dragon gripper posture in his hand and saying, "Hehehehehe, I'm here!" ”
Who knew that Xiao Yunyun puffed up her chest and said, "Come on, my mother is used to taking off her clothes every day!" I am also your founder, and I command you now! Go! Strip off this **'s clothes! ”
Although Gou Wumian has a history of mental illness, he is harmless to humans and animals, so these models are not afraid of him at all.
Sometimes they also played gambling games with him, and they had to pay him whether they won or lost.
Gou Wumian felt that this world was too terrible, which made him a little afraid of women coming.
"Alright, alright, now let's get down to business! My uncle was kidnapped by the bad guys! You're up for the first daunting task! ”
Banana One walked past them and walked out, without looking back, "I already know!" Wait for my good news! ”
It turned out that when he was made of his head in the first few thousand, he had already heard the two of them chirp crookedly countless times.
"In the end, it was me and my uncle who invented the machine, it's smart, and it's a little bit thorough! My uncle has hope! ”
"Hello? What about you and your uncle? Your uncle isn't here, and I'm involved in the invention! ”
Gou Wumian looked at the machine qì man he invented, and quickly walked out, he pinned all his hopes on him.
Since he hasn't gone out to contact the society for a long time, the person who designed the machine is very handsome.
Therefore, as soon as Banana No. 1 hit the streets, it caused a sensation.
Because he was so handsome, the ladies on the street looked at them one by one, and some of them even drooled a long time.
Some people followed him all the way, thinking that he was some kind of star.
Banana No. 1 walked for a kilometer and met a lot of girls to talk to.
But he had a mission on his side, and he ignored them.
"Humans are really troublesome, I need to investigate where Dr. Big Head was kidnapped first!"
Banana One has an ultimate hacking system that allows him to hack into any computer and steal all the information inside without him knowing.
This one system is worth 5 trillion!
You just can't buy it even if you have money, and you're not even qualified to look at it!
He immediately connected the software to all the satellites of the whole planet!
Now in every corner of the earth, there are satellites monitoring 24 hours a day.
He immediately stole all the surveillance of the three satellites overhead for the past few days.
He sent a command inside, which was to sift through a qiē video of Dr. Big Head on the day he was kidnapped!
Three seconds later, he found the video of the Doctor being kidnapped and leaving.
The video kept playing in his head, and he fast-forwarded to it.
The video shows the time the doctor was kidnapped and put in a car, and until he left the country, he went to a house in a foreign country.
His body could connect to any phone or cell phone at will, and he immediately reported the situation to Gou Wumian.
"Faceless, it's me! I'm a banana! ”
Gou Wumian excitedly held his mobile phone and talked to him.
And Xiao Yunyun was next to him, sticking to his face and listening to his conversation.
Xiao Yunyun said, "Wow! You're so fast! Have you been fitted with clairvoyance by Faceless? ”
"The first point is that you may have designed me to be too handsome, and I am often surrounded by beautiful women on the street! The second point is that I found the doctor, who was kidnapped and sent to 7 countries, and now in a small country in the third world, in a cave! ”
Gou Wumian and Xiao Yunyun were shocked when they heard this.
"Having traveled to 7 countries, it seems that they are quite cautious! It must have been planned for a long time! ”
"Now I'm going to keep an eye on them, do you want to find out who kidnapped your uncle?"
Gou Wumian was silent for a while and said, "My uncle is a great scientist who has made countless outstanding contributions to the world!" And not only domestic colleagues plagiarized the fruits of his labor! And there are foreign brutes who want to kidnap him and use him! I want you to kill them all! Kill them all! ”
Banana One said expressionlessly, "Yes!" ”
He turned around and saw several beautiful women looking at him, and one of them came to him and said, "Big handsome! What are you looking at? What's so nice about this wall? Why don't you accompany my sister and me for a few drinks? ”
Banana One laughed, turned around and ran out.
He's a machine guy and can't carry any weapons, but he has a super powerful power system and is invulnerable.
Banana One had a bank card, and he immediately bought a plane ticket to that country online through Guò.
But he was stunned when he went to the airport, he didn't have an ID card!
"Damn! How could I forget something so important? I'm so confused! ”
So he called Gou Wumian.
"What? Identity card? Do you have any documents to go abroad? ”
Gou Wumian became anxious, "How did I forget about this!" I'll send it to you now! ”
Xiao Yunyun was taken aback when she saw him take out a large pile of documents from a drawer.
It turned out that Gou Wumian had planned to build a machine a few months ago, so he had already asked someone to get it!
So Xiao Yunyun drove Gou Wumian to the airport.
Banana No. 1 ran out, took the ID and said, "You guys have worked hard! But does it have my other name on it? ”
Gou Wumian glanced at him, knowing that he didn't like the name of Banana One, he said, "See for yourself!" ”
Banana No. 1 took out his ID card and took a look, only to see that Ning Xiaobing was written on it.
"Well, the name is barely worthy of the audience! I went! ”
So Banana One hurried into the airport.
Banana One naturally has a lot of metal in his body, but he has a metal shielding function, so the airport inspection is not difficult for him.
The inspector flipped through his ID and looked at it, "Ning Xiaobing?" Is that you? ”
Ning Xiaobing nodded, and the inspector stamped him while playing the game and let him go.
Ning Xiaobing didn't bring anything, just walked directly into the corridor, and then walked briskly towards the airport with the flow of people.
There were two countries near that small country that were at war, and many people were dying every day, but he was not afraid when the plane he was flying in passed 30 kilometers next to them.
He and the others stepped onto the plane, found their seats according to the tickets, and sat down.
He turned his head to see a blonde girl next to him, and she was very beautiful.
"Hello handsome guy! My name is Lisa! Lots of advice! ”
Lisa stretched out her jade hand, and Ning Xiaobing smiled and reached over to shake it.
After shaking his hand, he closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.
Lisa opened her big beautiful eyes and said, "Hey! Big handsome man, you seem to tell me your name, right? ”
Ning Xiaobingzeng opened his eyes and scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "This is my document!" See for yourself! ”
After he finished speaking, he showed his ID, and Lisa on the other side was a little surprised, she had never seen herself introduced like this.
"You're so special, did you go to Adara's mother's country to do a god? Is it also to protect the big red bird? ”
Ning Xiaobing said expressionlessly: "No! I'm on my way to kill! ”