Chapter 6: Banana One
Gou Wumian said: "Hehe, this kind of thing, it has happened many times, many times it was obviously a patent invented by me and my uncle, but it was snatched away by other professors, I haven't come out these days, in fact, I don't want to help my uncle to be used again!" ”
Xiao Yunyun came over and said to him: "I know that you scientists are very hard, it's too difficult for you!" ”
Gou Wumian said: "If it weren't for Mr. Niu to help us, the tens of thousands of yuan we got would not be enough for the later inventions, so I discussed with him and asked him to quit and come out to help Mr. Niu make inventions." ”
Xiao Yunyun seemed to notice something, and she said: "You mean to say that your uncle was kidnapped, maybe it is related to the fact that your uncle is going to resign from the Academy of Science and Technology?" ”
Gou Wumian sat down, his eyes looked ahead, and said, "It's a special time, I have to use extreme means to rescue my uncle first, and then I'll talk to him about it!" ”
"But...... Your uncle seems to have been captured by a foreigner, no matter where he is now, even if you make a machine to come out, but do you know where your uncle is? ”
Gou smiled facelessly.
"My machine is invincible!"
At present, in terms of machinery, their uncle and nephew are the most powerful authorities in the world, and they have long wanted to come out and go it alone.
However, there are indeed a lot of resources in the Academy of Science and Technology for them to study, and because of this, they are not in a hurry to come out.
They see that many old guys in the science and technology institute only know how to run into the female student rental room all day long, where is the creative power?
But they didn't have the power to create a zào and tried their best to save face and honor, so they all came to steal the fruits of their uncles and nephews.
In the invention column, they often sign their names behind their uncles and nephews, and then brazenly go to receive the award as well.
However, foreign scientists have dealt with them, and they all know that only their uncle and nephew are really capable, so the things of the people who order the machine are directly told to their uncle and nephew.
However, the leaders inside still withheld a lot of bonuses and so on.
Gou Wumian once mentioned it to his uncle, but his uncle remained silent.
Ning Datou said that he grew up eating the country's rice, and it was the country that cultivated him, and he had to repay the favor enough before he could leave.
"Now that my uncle is gone, none of these old fellows have come to comfort them, they don't deserve to work with us!"
Gou Wumian thought that the birdmen in the unit were all jealous and jealous masters who could shirk each other's responsibilities, and he didn't like them at all.
"Don't think I'm young and I don't know!"
Xiao Yunyun expressed her absolute support for him.
In the past few days, Gou Wumian has ranked all the technologies invented by their uncle and nephew, and listed all the technologies that are conducive to violent attacks.
The machines they invented were all very large machines, usually with only one arm in appearance.
The program inside is highly classified.
There was once a well-known associate professor who took a few looks, but it was too complicated for him to understand!
Therefore, their uncles and nephews are not afraid of being stolen.
A few days later, Xiao Yunyun had already helped Gou Wumian sort out the science and technology he needed that could be used for violent use.
The machines they invented before were all done by the already assembled manipulators next to them.
Now just enter the parts and installed programs into the computer software and wait next to it!
"Wow! It's so convenient! I thought it would take a few more months! ”
Gou Wumian rolled his strange eyes and said, "A few months? My uncle has been cooked for so long! ”
Now they chose a form factor, then made all the techniques smaller, and finally put them together.
I saw a real room in front of me, which was inside a large sterile sealed box, with many manipulators sticking out next to it, and a lot of countless parts were put in the middle.
Then Gou Wumian and Xiao Yunyun entered the program into the computer.
They lost three hours and finished it.
Xiao Yunyun looked at the computer and said, "What is the motivation of your machine?" ”
Gou Wumian looked at her and smiled and said, "Hehe, it's nuclear power!" And it can automatically replenish energy! ”
"What?! Your uncle and nephew are actually nuclear-powered? That's awesome! ”
This power plant is the core part of a qiē machine, and their uncle and nephew have been secretly studying it at home.
Now they are not afraid of any invention being known and plagiarized, as long as this key part is not known, then they are the top people in the world!
Their uncles and nephews all have such high IQs, but their EQ is a little low, of course they know that the dead old men of the Academy of Science and Technology are always plagiarizing their technology.
So they do a good job of secrecy, and a lot of the core technology is not known to anyone.
So what they took away was at most some honor and money.
Dr. Ning said that money is like dung, fame and fortune, and they can take it away.
Some deep-sea manipulators can also fight whales, otherwise you would have been bitten by those naughty killer whales if you put a behemoth on the bottom of the sea.
Those whales are all tonnage-class.
If you can deal with those whales and the pressure of the deep sea, then you can deal with some small humans.
After Gou Wumian entered all the programs, he lay down and drank juice while hugging Xiao Yunyun to see the assembly in the box.
I saw that the manipulators inside began to weld parts very dexterously, and some began to add devices and various liquids to them.
Watching the scene of the parts being quickly assembled, Xiao Yunyun was intoxicated.
"Wow! It's so precise! It's so handsome! What name are you going to give him? ”
Gou Wumian asked her stupidly, "What fruit do you like to eat?" ”
Xiao Yunyun smiled and said, "I like to eat bananas!" ”
"Then let's call him Banana One!"
Xiao Yunyun has learned to draw, and she designed a handsome guy's beautiful face for Banana One!
Gou Wumian looked at this portrait, and felt a little like him, and a little like his uncle.
"Assemble it and go rescue my uncle! Amen! ”
Xiao Yunyun saw that the machine had been assembled to the head, and his body looked like an ordinary person, already lying there.
Xiao Yunyun brought a set of clothes and smiled facelessly.
"It's a girl, you're so thoughtful!"
Gou Wumian took the clothes into with a mechanical hand, and he suddenly asked, "Why are you so smart to be a model?" ”
"What's wrong with the model? Don't steal or rob! ”
"I ...... I don't mean that, I mean, models eat youth, why do you want to waste your brain cells? ”
Xiao Yunyun poked his forehead with her finger and said, "If I go to work, it will be more than 4,000 yuan a month at most!" But someone told me that I was so beautiful that I could earn tens of thousands of dollars as long as I changed a few sets of clothes and went out! Isn't that faster to get the money? And if I come into contact with a rich and handsome man, then if I marry him, I will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of my life! A woman is virtuous if she is not talented! ”
Gou Wumian lowered his head and said, "Shameless! ”
"What do you say? Don't you want to live anymore? Yes?!! ”
So Gou Wumian was strongly attacked by her, and was beaten to the ground by her.
At this time, there was a reminder sound from the sterile box.
They looked back and saw that the machine had already been assembled!
Xiao Yunyun looked a little shy and said, "Look at the one under him is so big!" ”
Gou Wumian said in a rough voice: "That's called a real man!" ”
"You a**!"
In the strange laughter of Gou Wumi, the machine qì man slowly stood up.
As soon as the machine saw Gou Wumian, he bowed and said, "First meeting!" Thank you two for giving me life! Please give me a name! ”
I only heard Gou Wumian and Xiao Yunyun shouting loudly and excitedly: "Your name is Banana No. 1!" ”
The man suddenly looked like he was about to cry.
"His grandmother is a bear!"
Xiao Yunyun laughed.
"Your machine qì people can actually curse people! How clever! ”
"Humph! What is swearing? My machine qì people can also eat! ”
Xiao Yunyun's mouth opened wide in surprise.
"Is it true? Eat some and show me! ”
She'd never heard of a machine qì person eating too!
"And he...... Does it poop? ”
Gou Wumian said: "You can pull it or not!" ”
Xiao Yunyun was instantly petrified, "What do you mean by being able to pull or not?" ”