Li Yiling went home with me and arranged it, the five-element rune array plus the forbidden art, not to mention the thief, the ghost can't get in, the door is the only one who can come in, the buddy changed the lock the next day, and let the little monk sleep in the living room, let him call me when he heard the movement, anyway, I can't let the thief send the bowl back.

Everything was ready, but the buddy was still scared for two days, but nothing happened, could it be that the thief sold the bowl? It's not that there is no such possibility, no matter what you say, my buddy is relieved, and he is gradually relieved, but on the third night, I was sleeping sweetly, and the little monk came in and called me: "Brother Lang, wake up, there is movement at the door." ”

I'm really afraid of something, buddy turned over, came to the living room carefully, listened carefully, and the door lock made a slight click! One sound, and then there was no movement, buddy's new lock is a product of several A, it's not so easy to crack open, but listen to the sound of the door lock, the other party actually has a way, that means that the outside of the door is a habitual thief, and the means are strong.

For the means of stealing the bowl thief, I had a prediction before, in the case of the little monk laying on the floor, he can steal the bowl on the computer table without alarming the little monk, he is definitely a master, this time again, it is estimated that he wants to return the bowl, so can the buddy do it? I can't do it.

I made some careful preparations, first let the little monk hide under my bed, then found a baseball bat, and got into the toilet. There is only one room rented by the buddy, the toilet is in the living room, and there is a hole the size of a baby's fist in the door of the toilet. Then I sat on the toilet seat and waited.

Despite the torment, time passed little by little, and it was a night with a very round moon. The moonlight sprinkled the light into the room without hesitation, and it was very bright. It is quiet, too, and the sound of the lock. There was a sound every once in a while, and after more than ten minutes, the door lock made a slight noise, and then a person gently pushed the door open and quietly touched in.

I looked out of the hole, my nose was almost out of breath, and in the moonlight I saw that the thief was wearing a black tights with Spider-Man on it, and a black hood on his head. Carrying a black backpack, after tiptoeing in, he first looked at the position of the little monk's bunk, and then walked towards the computer desk.

Bizarrely, the thief is tall and looks like a basketball player. In my impression, the thief should be the kind of person who has moved in time, as light as a swallow, and falls silently. This thief is good, wearing a leotard like a bear, and drawing a pattern of Spider-Man, damn it. Is this a spider-man with a bear match? Just like this, you can be selected into the Guinness Book of Stupid Shortages, don't talk about daring to steal things, and dare to send back the stolen things?

I suddenly had an urge to be uncivilized. Pushing open the toilet door and carrying a stick to the thief, perhaps my steps were lighter. Or maybe the thief was so involved that he didn't even feel the danger near. Carefully taking off my backpack, before I could unzip it, I raised my baseball bat and asked coldly, "You're quite attentive." ”

The thief was startled, like a bear who had been shot, and when he saw me, he said, "! ”

"Steal my stuff and it!" I struck the thief on the head with a bang, and the thief didn't scream.

"Hey, it's tough!" I rounded the stick and crackled at the thief, the thief didn't make a sound, quickly took out the bag, it seemed that he wanted to take out the bowl and put it on the table and then run, but buddy could let it put the bowl back, swing the stick and hit, dodge his retreat, and take advantage of the thief to hide, open the windows, and then concentrate on fighting the thief, forcing him to get out, quite a bit of whack-a-mole calm.

The thief hid for a while, took more than a dozen sticks, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, if others saw someone coming to steal something, they would have yelled a long time ago, or they would have picked up the phone to call the police, but the buddy didn't scream, and he didn't mean to call the police, just beat him. The thief wants to fight back, but the buddies are so rich, to put it mildly, he fought with the ghosts who were fluttering, a thief who ran around and walked on his legs, could he still kill him?

Swinging the stick and smashing it a few more times, the thief couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted in a sullen voice: "Stop fighting, what do you want?" ”

"I don't want to do anything, hurry up and get out of here, don't affect Lao Tzu's sleep, get out!" The buddy shouted in a low voice, and the thief suddenly understood, and wailed: "Mr. Lang, I know it's wrong to steal you, so you can take the bowl back!" ”

"Accept your uncle, what Lao Tzu threw away is not Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is benevolent and righteous, rich and capricious, if you are stolen, don't want it, how do you like it, how to deal with it, throw it away, sell it, anyway, I don't want the stolen things, hurry up and get out of here, or beat you and can't take care of yourself......"

The thief suddenly understood that the buddy deliberately let him steal the bowl, and he was suddenly angry, and said without hesitation: "Mr. Lang, we can't do this, I stole your things, but you deliberately asked me to steal it, buddy admits bad luck, I was wrong, okay?" As long as you take the bowl back, I will immediately change my ways, go directly to the police station and turn myself in, I beg you, you can take the bowl back. ”

"If you lose something, is there a reason to get it back? How are you going to get mixed up in the thief world if you're doing this? Don't be embarrassed, get out of here......" buddy knocked the thief a few more sticks, and the thief really had no tricks, and said to me: "Mr. Lang, you adults don't care about villains, you take back the bowl, I'm paying you 10,000 yuan......"

Dog, I want to use money to buy my buddy, is my buddy a greedy person? Carrying a stick and smashing it hard, until it was smashed away, bang...... The muffled sound has been non-stop, my house is so big, and I don't run, can I hide there? After receiving a few sticks, the thief couldn't stand it and said: "Mr. Lang, don't fight, we are all civilized people!" ”

"I stole Lao Tzu's things and want to send them back, and I dare to call myself a civilized person?" I was furious, since I didn't leave, it was good to beat him first, and I raised the stick and slammed it at the thief, the thief probably hadn't seen a buddy like this, screaming and hiding, there was really no way, I jumped to the window, and just jumped out, I shouted to him: "Big brother, this is the fourth floor, you can walk from the main entrance." ”

"Holy! Poof! "When I went out of the window and looked out, I saw the thief lying on his back on the ground downstairs, motionless.

I was also dumbfounded, and couldn't help but ask: "With this IQ, you want to return something after stealing something?" ”

But then I felt that something was wrong, because I saw the backpack on the window handle, the zipper had not been opened, I reached out and touched the backpack, and immediately there was a trembling, the shape of the things inside was not a bowl, buddy, this is called a hateful panic, put the backpack in his hand, looked carefully at the windowsill, and saw a few messy hairs.

I picked up my hair and sneered, I still want to run? The buddy took out a yellow talisman, wrapped the thief's hair, and asked the little monk to come out from under the bed to watch the house, carrying a backpack, holding a baseball bat and going out of the house, chanting a spell, and the yellow talisman floated out.

Buddy drove to chase Huang Fu, but I didn't expect Huang Fu to float in the sky, twisting and turning, erratic, obviously the thief was also a little uneasy, running around trying to avoid the buddy, the buddy was not in a hurry, anyway, he was driving the car, so he smoked a cigarette and followed Huang Fu in the city almost circled.

The sky was dark, Huang Fu suddenly disappeared in front, I knew that the thief must be in front, parked the car, carried a backpack, carried a baseball bat and touched it, not far in front, on a fried stick stall that had just come out of the stall, the thief sat on a stool, asked for five yuan of fried dough sticks, a bowl of tofu brain, the black tights had been taken off, and replaced with a T-shirt still printed with the Spider-Man pattern.

Do you still have time to eat breakfast? The buddy was even more angry, and sneaked over, the thief just peeled a tea egg, and before he could eat it, the buddy picked it down with a stick, and said gloomily: "Do you think that if you run away, Lao Tzu will not be able to find you?" ”

"Whoa......" The thief screamed in pain when he was beaten, and the buddy was merciless, this thief slipped and didn't let go, if he wasn't subdued, it would be an endless end. At the very least, I have to beat him and never dare to return the backpack again.

On the small fritter stall, there was suddenly a chicken flying dog jumping, and the boss was also blinded, I had never seen me so horizontal, thinking that my buddy was the chengguan in plain clothes, and the stall was gone, and he ran away with his wife who was settling accounts for him, and the other people who ate breakfast were also afraid of getting into trouble, so they hurriedly dodged, so in this small open space, only I was left wielding a stick to chase the thief.

The thief was beaten, in order to avoid me, he went around sixteen streets, turned around three circles, and finally carefully found this fritter stall, I didn't expect my buddy to find him so quickly, plus he called me Mr. Lang, knowing that my buddy was in a supernatural circle, he was immediately blindfolded.

"Stop! Don't be a mother, can't I be wrong? ”

"You stole my things, and you dare to send them back, and you can talk to me and me......" The buddy smirked and didn't stop, and the thief was smashed all over the head.

"Bang! ......The thief couldn't stand it anymore, and suddenly stopped and shouted, "Is it enough, it's almost done." ”

"Damn, it's pretty horizontal! Lao Tzu specializes in all kinds of disobedience. I was about to smash it again when I held the stick, but the thief changed his crying face, his voice changed, and he asked: "Mr. Lang, even if I have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, what do you want?" ”

"Leave the bowl by yourself, and don't think about sending it back, or I'll be able to find you wherever you go, believe it or not?"

"Faith, faith! The turtle grandson didn't believe it. However, Mr. Lang, can we stop fighting and talk well? The thief asked cautiously, dejected. (To be continued......)