Mrs. Ma didn't want to be disliked, but it was such an attribute, such a god, helpless, and said that she tried her best to be restrained, so she went back to the bowl, maybe she felt very embarrassed, and never appeared again, but the buddy didn't dare to take it seriously, burned a lot of paper-tied things, and offered incense every day, so that the old lady could build a home.

In the following days, buddies were indeed not very lucky, and the big bad luck did not happen, that is, all kinds of unlucky little things were endless, losing a wallet, pulling the keys home, going out and being hit by an electric car, eating to bite the tongue, charging the mobile phone and being electrified...... Such things emerge endlessly, seemingly trivial, but they are so unlucky every day, no one can stand it.

I tried all kinds of yellow Fu sealing bowls, basically it didn't work, buddies could only think about how to live in harmony with Mrs. Ma, while continuing to work, and after a frightened fight, the days returned to calm, except for the live show, I didn't broadcast it later, after all, Tian Zhongxiao's father and son have returned to China, and then broadcast the unlucky appearance of others, a little unkind.

Fortunately, the affairs of the Jedo Village are enough to broadcast two episodes, and the time is relatively free, so I put most of my energy on how to seal the bowl, and I made many phone calls, basically all the people who know Taoism have been called, and there are many ideas, but Mrs. Ma's bad luck is too strong, and the methods don't work, so I went to the library to flip through the books again to see if there is any way in the records of the past and present.

Nowadays, the real Taoism is in the folk, and the books in the library are all about Taoist philosophy, and there are few relevant records, but I still like the quietness of the library. A man sat inside, quietly reading a book. It's very leisurely to pass the time. Gradually, I came to the library more often.

On this day, I came to the library again, found a book about Taoist mystical thoughts, and was looking at it in a daze, and there was a girl sitting opposite, eighteen or nineteen years old, chewing gum, and a book in front of her, which turned out to be the revelation of Freud's dream, so that the buddy couldn't help but be in awe. Reading such a profound book at such a young age, today's young people are really amazing.

Immediately I found out that the girl was here for leisure, she didn't read at all, kept swiping her mobile phone, took a selfie from time to time, and looked like she was in the library, and my buddy couldn't help but shake my head, and now the child ...... Suddenly I felt like I was grasping something. It seems that the girl inspired me, but I was a little confused, so the buddy set it up and said to the girl, "Little sister." Weibo or WeChat? ”

"WeChat, I rely on, Mr. Lang. Take a picture, I'll take a look! "The girl saw me. I almost screamed, and everyone else looked at it. I was embarrassed to take a photo with the girl, the girl lowered her hair on WeChat, I looked at it clearly, and after sending a photo of me and her, I also left a sentence: I was bored to come to the library, and I actually ran into Mr. Lang. Then a lot of people replied.

Buddy mouth suddenly, I know what the inspiration the girl gave me, WeChat, now I am happy, all kinds of food and drink, play, showing off wealth, too much, basically everyone has been scolded, I have to send a WeChat when I go to that place, I have to take pictures before eating, and then I eat after sending WeChat, but there are few buddies, one is that there is really nothing to do with buddies, in one, this thing attracts thieves.

The times are advancing, all walks of life are also progressing, Liang Shangjun is also making rapid progress, knowing that the use of the Internet, the use of various social channels, keep adding WeChat, Weibo, mutual fans, and then look at all kinds of noodles on the mobile phone, but people don't know, outside, at home, and even all rooms at home, even the toilet is almost gone, there is no need to explore the terrain, plus work or something, the time is mastered, many people are thieves at home, in fact, they are all attracted by various things.

The way buddy thought of was, I'm too, what? Bowl and bowl, that thing is a good thing at first glance, at least millions of dollars, as long as you keep squeezing, I believe that someone will soon be worried about it, and as soon as you steal the bowl, won't buddy be liberated?

As soon as this idea appeared, buddies were immediately excited, when it was really a car to the mountain, there must be a road, there was a road to have an electric car, buddy immediately couldn't wait to return the book, drove home, arrived at home, carefully took out the bowl, put it on the computer desk, before and after, left and right took more than a dozen photos, and then added a lot of cultural toys, antiques of WeChat.

Then it was the beginning of the big talk, the special one, and soon received the feedback, and the Maoshan girl left a message: "When will Lang always have such a good thing?" What are you doing here? ”

Zhang Xin: "Damn, Mr. Lang is the real local tyrant, he has played with antiques......"

Buddies don't take care of them.,Continue,At the same time, I simply put the bowl in a particularly conspicuous position on the computer desk.,It's a big bowl.,Put it together with the ashtray.,Why is it so harmonious? After that, what should I do and continue to do it, just wait for the thief to come to the door.

I went to the unit in a good mood, and after the recording of the next episode of the program, I took the little monk home with anticipation when the ink in the unit arrived at the end of work, and on the way home, the buddy prayed very sincerely, steal...... But when I got home, I saw that the bowl was still on the computer desk, and suddenly no one moved at all.

The buddy was immediately frustrated, but after thinking about it, after all, it was only half a day, and the thief also needed time, so the buddy began to do all kinds of things again, as long as all the places that could be snorted, Weibo, WeChat, let's talk, space...... Even on the page with ghosts on Friday, a picture was posted, many people didn't know what the buddy was going to do, and there were a lot of messages and ridicule, so Li Yiling understood my thoughts, gave me a thumbs up, and left a message: "Mr. Lang, too often, others should have ideas." ”

One sentence woke me up.,Yes.,Such frequent photos of the bowl.,I can't wait for people all over the world to see it.,The thief also has doubts.,In order to look natural.,Dude has to do something else.,But I don't have anything else.,I pondered it.,Began to use magic weapons.,What a peachwood sword.,Bagua mirror's ......

The comment reached a small climax, and the buddy didn't have the heart to talk nonsense, waiting hopefully for the bowl to be stolen, and the thief at home, but I found that the more you look forward to one thing, the more the ink is delayed, and for two days in a row, there is still no thief coming to the door, and the buddy is a little discouraged.

On the third day, I still didn't expect the thief to come, and the buddy was too lazy to do it, so I slowly figured it out, but I didn't expect it to be when I didn't look forward to it, and it was like this, buddy went home to eat and sleep as usual, and woke up to go to the bathroom, and suddenly found that the bowl on the computer desk and the ashtray was gone.

Happiness came too suddenly, buddy hurriedly ran to the computer desk, looked carefully, and sure enough, it was gone, this is really ...... The buddy is in such a good mood, even washing his face and brushing his teeth is full of happy smiles, the unlucky days will be gone forever, and he finally got rid of the entanglement of Mrs. Ma.

The buddy went to work whistling, and the little monk was in a beautiful mood, and I couldn't bear to call Li Yiling in the afternoon, saying that I was invited to eat a skewer, Li Yiling agreed, and then asked: "The bowl is lost?" ”

"It's lost, it's gone, it's gone, it's been thiefd, buddies don't have to suffer, come on, call all the brothers, let's celebrate."

The result of calling the brothers is that only Li Yiling came, and the kind of food addiction that Feng Qingyang didn't come, and everyone knew that Mrs. Ma was back as the king, and my mother avoided me these days, and I don't blame them, after all, everyone knows that Mrs. Ma is following me, and my buddies are not in danger of life except being unlucky.

If you change a buddy, in fact, it's the same, I don't go forward, so buddy is not angry, love doesn't come, don't save money if you don't come, I let the little monk go home to eat vegetarian at night, I and Li Yiling found a stall to eat skewers, got rid of Mrs. Ma's buddy was in a good mood, and even dried two bottles of beer, which felt liberated.

Li Yiling drank a bottle with me with a smile, and said to me which pot was not opened: "Mr. Lang, have you ever thought that Mrs. Ma has been following you for the longest time, you have antibodies, and the old lady is just unlucky to follow you, so there will be no major incidents, if you follow someone else, that person will not be unlucky to die?" ”

I said to Li Yiling: "Little brother, the person who steals the bowl is definitely not a good person, and a good person will not come to steal the bowl, as for whether he is unlucky or not, it's my business, who made him a thief?" If you are greedy, you will be punished, and if you still have the heart to think about stealing, you will soon become a virgin. ”

Li Yiling smoked a cigarette and said to me: "I'm not the Holy Mother, I'm actually worried about you, you think, the thief who stole the bowl must be unlucky, there are many unlucky things, it is easy to think that it is the goods of the bowl, do you think he will send the bowl back to you?" What will you do then? ”

Li Yiling was stunned for a moment, buddy really didn't think about this, it's strange to say, after Xiaoqing came out of the bowl and overspent tens of thousands of old ghosts, the bowl became very light, not as heavy as in Lin Qiong's treasure room, no one can move, Mrs. Ma and Ling Chi ghost went in, the bowl is still so light, Li Yiling is right, the thief is obsessed with money for a while, stealing the bowl, after being unlucky one after another, it is easy to think that it is the bowl that caused the trouble, plus the buddy kept all kinds of, fools know that there is a problem, I have to guard against it.

But it's easy to please God, but it's hard to send God, and you say send it back? The buddy didn't drink anymore, and dragged Li Yiling and said: "Little brother, you really reminded me, the bowl is really going to be fucked if you want to send it back, buddy has to continue to be unlucky, don't drink the wine first, you hurry up and go home with me, and arrange a talisman that can't even get in for mosquitoes, so that the thief can't send it back." (To be continued......)