Chapter 38: Ice Cream Saves the World

Seeing the panda man's nostalgic expression of longing for fine wine, without the slightest consciousness of being pitted, Li Yunfei covered his forehead speechlessly and sighed, giving up the idea of continuing to discuss with this unreliable panda man.

He shook his head, pondered for a long time, and finally stopped his gaze on the little girl beside him.

"Huh? What are you looking at me for? ”

The little girl who was taking a small bite of ice cream frowned, raised her head and glared at Li Yunfei, "This is the last ice cream, you look at me, I won't give it to you." ”

Li Yunfei smiled, replaced it with a flattering smile, and nodded like a dog's leg.

"Taijun...... Ahem...... No, it's 陛xià. You see that you are so smart and wise, there must be some good idea to solve the identity problem of Lao Chen, right? If there was anyone else in the world who could solve this problem, I believe it would be you...... Do you have any great ideas? ”

Seeing Li Yunfei's nodding and hunching appearance, the little girl pursed her lips disdainfully, turned her head and snorted.

"This king doesn't have any good ideas."

"Really?"

"Nope."

"Not at all?"

"Nope."

"Didn't think about it for a moment?"

"Nope."

"But ......"

"Eh, are you bothered?!"

The little girl stood up abruptly and glared at Li Yunfei fiercely, a little depressed, "I said nothing!" No is no! Don't you want to nag like an old woman, okay? A big man, are you disgusting? ”

In the little girl's accusation, Li Yunfei shrugged his shoulders and looked indifferent.

"If you don't, you don't have it, what are you doing with such a big fire? Show off your loud voice. ”

Pouted, Li Yunfei perfectly interpreted what it means to turn his face and not recognize people. Just now, he nodded like a dog's leg, but now he has become a look of disdain.

"The dignified Empress Freljord can't even solve such a simple little problem, no wonder it's just the prophesied queen, and not the real unification of the Freljord Snow Field."

The little girl's expression froze, and she became angry.

"Li Yunfei, what do you mean? Are you insulting this king? Or are you questioning the King's abilities? Do you think this king really can't unify Freljord? ”

"Since you can unify it, then you can go and unify one to take a look. Even such a trivial matter as the panda man's disguise can't be solved, and what do you say about unifying the Freljord Snow Field...... Are you sure you're not kidding? ”

"Who says I can't fix it?"

"Can you fix it?"

"Of course this king can solve it!"

"Then you can solve it and show me! Who wouldn't just talk big? ”

"Humph! You show it to the king, and I'll show you...... You want this king to say that, right? ”

The little girl suddenly hugged her shoulders and sneered, swept away her previous indignation, and began to laugh at Li Yunfei, "You stupid monkey from another world, do you think you can calculate this king by relying on this inferior radical method?" It's funny! When the king led his army to fight on the battlefield and fought bloody battles with the enemy, you didn't know where to play in the mud, and this childish method of agitation has long been outdated. ”

Seeing that the little girl was not fooled, Li Yunfei had no choice but to sigh helplessly and give up the idea of getting help from her.

Since the two guys in the family who can solve the problem are unreliable, Li Yunfei can only find a way by himself.

He frowned and groaned for a while, and finally made a decision.

"In the afternoon, Lao Chen, you come with me, let's go to the museum together."

The panda man who was drinking was stunned for a moment, raised his head and glanced at Li Yunfei, a little curious, "Brother Yunfei, have you already thought of a way?" ”

"I didn't expect it...... But it doesn't matter. ”

Li Yunfei shrugged his shoulders and said, "We went out for so long this morning, and you weren't recognized, so it should be no problem to just go out once." Anyway, after this incident is over, Lao Chen, you will be living at home and looking after the house, and others will not be able to find evidence even if they are suspicious. ”

"Besides, who would think of you as a traverser when a normal person sees you? Basically, they treat you as a person wearing a giant panda puppet, as long as you are careful and don't do anything weird to show your flaws, it is impossible for someone to see you as a panda person. ”

Although the panda people felt that this method was very unreliable, since Li Yunfei said so, he had no opinion, nodded and agreed with Li Yunfei's opinion.

"Well, I'll try to hide myself when I go out later, and I won't show any flaws."

And the queen on the side looked at these two unreliable guys with her shoulders and pouted disdainfully.

"If you want to stay undetected, at least don't drink or eat in front of people...... Can you do that? ”

Seeing the panda man look at him in astonishment, the little girl sneered.

"See what I do? What the king said is just a fact. Even if it is a lifelike puppet, it is impossible to do such a thing as eating and drinking, if you are just walking outside, it is estimated that no one will treat you as a monster, but only as a more realistic doll. ”

"But if you eat and drink in front of everyone, or even speak, there is a good chance that you will be suspected of being a monster. If you don't even understand this, when you go out to smash the museum in the afternoon, the identity of this panda man will definitely be discovered by others, do you believe it or not? ”

The latter sentence was asked to Li Yunfei.

So Li Yunfei hesitated for a few seconds and looked back at Lao Chen.

"Uh...... Lao Chen, can you stop drinking when you go out later? ”

The panda man was stunned for a moment, his eyebrows drooped, and he looked very depressed.

"Drink quietly, can't you?"

"Of course not, that's in the opponent's martial arts hall, under the watchful eyes of everyone, your every move will be carefully analyzed by the enemy. Still quietly drinking...... Hehe...... Panda Man, listen to Li Yunfei, you are also a powerful warrior who has been in battle for a long time, right? Why such retarded and unrealistic fantasies? Are all your so-called adventures fake? ”

"Of course it's true!"

"So you know what to do?"

"I ...... Well, I got it. ”

Lao Chen lowered his head depressedly, gave up all resistance, and looked depressed and uncomfortable, "When the time comes, I just don't drink." ”

Li Yunfei on the side looked at the little girl with some surprise, scratching his head, a little strange.

"How do I feel...... Belch...... You seem to be a different person? Is it my delusion? You actually took the initiative to remind me and Lao Chen, and tell us what to do...... Are you really Sejuani? ”

"If it's not this king, will it still be your daughter?"

The little girl hugged her shoulders and said with a disdainful sneer, "Although she has been trying to regain control of this body, under the glory of this king, her efforts are doomed to be in vain. As long as this king is still on earth for a day, she will definitely not be able to take back the control of this body. ”

"As for the reason for reminding you, it's just that this king is in a good mood, and you guys are still good at the right and have offered a good tribute to this king, so I will open my mouth to remind you."

"Don't be too narcissistic and think that this king likes you or something...... That kind of thing is simply impossible. ”

Looking at the confident little girl in front of him speechlessly, Li Yunfei sighed, "Okay, I believe you are indeed Sejuani." With a narcissistic stinking fart style like this, there will be no one else but you. ”

As he spoke, Li Yunfei glanced at the ice cream in the little girl's hand that was almost finished, and couldn't help laughing.

"But you're so good at it, a few ice creams bought you...... Do you really like ice cream that much? ”

The little girl snorted coldly, disdainful of Li Yunfei.

"Even the lonely king has his own joys, sorrows, and sorrows. Isn't it normal for this king to have his favorite food? ”

After speaking, she glared at Li Yunfei and said, "It's you, since you know that this king likes ice cream, why don't you hurry up and buy more for this king to eat?" Are you snubbing this king? ”

The little girl's bad attitude did not make Li Yunfei angry, but made him laugh.

"Alright, my esteemed Majesty, if you like it, when we get back, I'll buy you a lot of different flavors of ice cream. But before we do that, we have to pay a visit to the Dongjiang Pavilion...... Right? Lao Chen? Are you ready? ”

Raising his eyebrows at the panda man on the side, Li Yunfei smiled very evilly.

"Next, let's go to the Dongjiang Pavilion together to see the true strength of those famous martial artists."