Chapter 37: How to disguise a pandaren
Her Majesty the Queen was very angry and depressed.
So she didn't plan to talk to Li Yunfei, a fool, and she didn't want to give him anything, so that he could fend for himself.
Originally, the queen was in a good mood, so she kindly reminded this guy, but this guy was not only ungrateful, but also dared to accuse the great queen...... Didn't he know what a privilege it was to be able to receive guidance from Her Majesty the Queen?
Hum! This kind of guy who doesn't know how to be grateful, let him die.
Thinking like this, the little girl sat down again with ice cream in her arms, taking small bites of sweets from this other world, and didn't bother to look at Li Yunfei, as if the person who ran away just now was not her.
Seeing that the little girl had calmed down, Li Yunfei finally vented his long-standing depression after chattering, and he felt refreshed and stopped nagging.
He looked at Lao Chen and began to consider Lao Chen's identity.
"Although Lao Chen, you don't mind staying at home all day, but after a long time, the paper can't contain the fire after all. We don't know when Lao Chen will be able to go back, but if you are accidentally discovered by outsiders during this time, wouldn't it be troublesome? ”
Thinking of the scene of a group of police uncles driving a car and carrying a gun to surround the community after Lao Chen's identity was exposed, Li Yunfei felt a pain in the egg.
"Not to mention the severity of our country's punishment for the abduction and sale of national treasures, just saying that the discovery of alien creatures is enough to make all the state machines crazy. After all, our world is different from Azeroth, there is only one intelligent race of humans, and once the traverser is discovered, it will definitely make the whole world crazy...... Lao Chen, do you mind being imprisoned? ”
"Of course I mind, we panda people are just peace-loving, and we are not shaky masochists, how can we like to be imprisoned?"
"Even if you are served with delicious food and drink, and countless fine wines are provided to you every day for you to drink?"
"Uh...... This one...... If you have enough wine, you might want to stay for a few days. ”
Hearing the word wine, the panda people's eyes lit up, and they seemed to be ...... Looking forward to it?
Damn, do you like wine so much? I don't even want to die when I hear about fine wine? What about your self-consciousness as a master? What about the dignity of being a panda person? Have they all been eaten by dogs?
Li Yunfei covered his forehead with a miserable face and sighed, "But if you are caught, you may have to be sliced and studied." ”
Seeing that Lao Chen still didn't care, Li Yunfei rolled his eyes and laughed.
"And they may want to get their hands on your bloodline for the sake of research. So it's absolutely forcing you to mate with different breeds of creatures and leave your offspring...... For example, it is not necessary to force you to play with various animals such as monkeys, pandas, humans, whales, elephants, etc. ”
Lao Chen's face turned pale and he decisively changed his mind.
"Don't worry, Brother Yunfei, I will definitely hide myself carefully, and I will never let people know my identity."
Standing up in a hurry, Lao Chen looked at Li Yunfei with a stern face, looking like he was unrelenting, as if he would go up the knife mountain and the sea of fire for Li Yunfei in the next second.
"During this time of staying in your house, I will definitely not cause you any trouble. With the Four Spirits on top, we Panda people have never let our friends down, so you can rest assured that I will never let my identity be discovered by anyone, I can guarantee that. ”
Seeing the panda man's sworn appearance, Li Yunfei breathed a sigh of relief for the time being.
At least since the other party understands the strictness of the matter, it will be easier to do. What I'm most afraid of is that the other party clearly knows the strictness of the matter, but still doesn't take it to heart, and then causes him a lot of trouble......
Thinking of the trouble, Li Yunfei subconsciously glared at the little girl on the side, remembering the big . Troublesome.
Obviously, it is not only Li Yunfei who also thinks of that trouble.
"Uh...... But if I can't go out in the future, what about going to the museum in the afternoon? Brother Yunfei, do I still want to go with you? ”
Seeing that the panda man mentioned this stubble, Li Yunfei was also depressed.
If you take Lao Chen there, there is a danger of revealing his identity. But if you don't take Lao Chen with you, there is a lack of a master behind the formation, Li Yunfei always feels a little lacking in confidence.
After all, Li Yunfei has also achieved success in his studies in the past six months, and he is already a peerless master among ordinary people.
But the problem is that he has never dealt with the martial arts world on this side of the earth, and he has no idea where the upper limit of the martial arts of those martial arts practitioners is.
Especially this Dongjiang Pavilion, according to Liu Yuxuan, the boss of the big-breasted royal sister, it is obvious that it enjoys a good reputation throughout the country, and it can basically represent the highest level of the country's martial arts world, and it is not comparable to ordinary miscellaneous fish martial arts halls.
The current Li Yunfei is like a master who has worked hard in the novice village to reach the full level, and the first stop out of the village is to challenge the world-class boss. Although I know that according to common sense, I should be fine, but I still feel a little unconfident......
"Eh, it's hard to choose."
Li Yunfei sat on the sofa, sighing and thinking about it, and couldn't get an idea for a while, "Lao Chen, you are so big, it's difficult to even disguise." And if you really need to make a move, as long as you fight, basically any disguise will be exposed...... Belch...... Wait a minute! ”
Speaking of disguise, Li Yunfei suddenly thought of something, looked at the panda man, and showed a hopeful look.
"Isn't there a Fraud Orb in Azeroth? If you use the Fraud Orb, you can perfectly disguise yourself as a human, and no one can see it...... Lao Chen, you have traveled in Azeroth for so long, and you have even contributed to the successful establishment of Orgrimmar, and you have also crossed paths with the leaders of the Tribal Alliance, there is no reason why you can't get this kind of treasure, right? Did you bring a Deception Orb? ”
"Uh...... You mean the magic item that can transform into another race? Originally, I did have one, which was given to me by a human girl named Gianna when Orgrimmar was founded. It was a fun little toy, but it didn't do much to me, so the last time I ran out of money in Thorn Valley, I took it for a drink. ”
Seeing Li Yunfei mention this, Lao Chen also remembered that interesting magic prop, scratched his head, and felt a little pity, "Indeed, it would be nice if that fraud orb was still on me now." ”
"With it, I can disguise myself as a human and go out...... Eh...... What a pity, the goblin gave me a good wine, but unfortunately there was only one bottle. Next time I meet him again, I'll have to ask him for a bottle again. ”
Seeing that the panda only said a few words, the topic turned to wine again, Li Yunfei could only cover his face speechlessly, giving up the idea of finding hope from this unreliable guy.
That's a treasure of fraud! It's not a particularly cherished treasure, but it's not a magic prop that just spoils the streets, right? As a result, you actually took it and exchanged it for a bottle of wine! And I still remember that wine...... You were cheated by that money-hungry goblin, do you know?!
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