The host doesn't know what expression to make, glad that no one was injured, or regret that no one was injured, is the Americans really going to be ridiculed for a hundred years!

The host sighed, "It's unbelievable, so many incredible things happened this night. ”

"It's probably not a coincidence, and we suspect that the suspect was planned," the FBI field director said. First kidnapped a well-known actor back then to attract public attention. At this time, the main people who were attracted were some Americans, most of New Yorkers, people who were interested in Broadway, and people who had an impression of "Birdman". The total number of people is small, and although it has aroused the ideas of many media outlets, and there are reports outside the United States, everyone only treats it as a general abduction case. ”

"After that, Facebook's way of communicating, exploding votes, and advertising space in front of the hostages made people feel that a new kidnapper had appeared, which attracted the attention of most netizens in the United States and the world, and a considerable number of them were people who were dissatisfied with the United States, so the voting results were very unfavorable to the United States."

"One of the key points was when the kidnappers asked Miss Emma Watson to do a striptease. Such important and entertaining news cannot be ignored by the media around the world. And Miss Watson's response made the world boil even more! ”

"That's when the explosion happened. An explosion that took place at a time when people all over the world were most concerned, with no casualties but absolutely humiliating. ”

The host asked, "Didn't the kidnappers have histrionic personality disorder?" ”

"It's doubtful right now."

The moderator went on to ask: "So this is a new way of attacking, against the United States? ”

"It's not certain yet, too many coincidences are not coincidences, but they were originally planned. You pay attention to the map, the location of the explosion, the downwind of the suspect's position, and the suspect even avoids being smoked by the stench! ”

The host exclaimed: "Oh my God, if this is really a new way of attacking the United States, can kidnappers be defined as terrorists?" ”

"Terrorists are generally organized, and so far no group has claimed responsibility for the bombing."

The audience in front of the TV couldn't help but complain that they would not be responsible for such a shameful explosion unless the terrorist organization had all their brains pumped.

In the future, when any media introduces the organization, it will be mentioned that the biggest and most well-known action of the organization is to blow SHIT!

Any member of the organization must always carry the title of Explosive SHIT Maniac.

This will be laughed to death by other terrorist groups, which doesn't sound scary at all, right!

"So far there have been no casualties, there have been few direct financial losses, and the indirect impact cannot be estimated. Finally, how to define a suspect needs to be determined by the NSA. ”

The host was a little helpless: "The audience in the United States can see that although no one is injured for the time being, the kidnappers have done too much harm to Broadway and the whole of the United States!" ”

"Yes, I personally also think that the damage is very great, and the nature is very bad. The point is, who knows what else the suspect can do. ”

The host's face turned pale when he heard this, yes, the kidnappers haven't been caught yet......

Can a kidnapper break through the brain hole of the sky, can he do something more terrifying? It's scary to think about, and the people of the United States can't afford to be ridiculed again!

It is said that Oba's face President Ma turned black with anger!

The host said with palpitations: "I hope that the kidnapping incident can be resolved quickly and safely." ”

"Actually, we're more worried about copycats now."

"Copycats?"

"Yes, copycats, it would be unimaginable if there were a lot of kidnappers imitating across the United States."

The host imagined that picture, people in major cities across the United States "soared" and dogs "soared" all over the sky!

"Oh my God! How is this possible! This must not happen! ”

Wouldn't that turn America into a "soaring" country!

However, the fact is not subject to human will, and there are countless copycats not only in the United States, but also around the world.

The point is that this behavior is sensational and relieving!

As long as it is not as serious as what the kidnappers did and does not damage public facilities, the law is difficult to define. In countries where there are regulations, the punishment is not severe.

And there are many ways to circumvent it. Isn't there fireworks without explosives? Can't you accidentally drop the fireworks?

Children are even more favorite, so most families have suffered from their toilets.

There are also bear children who collect their own stuff and put it in a plastic bag, which is filled with black from the firecrackers. Fire. medicine, thrown into the place where the bears are hated by the children......

This is much worse than a toilet paper attack (rolling paper that hits a house or site and is difficult to clean up after raining).

The Japanese are the most exaggerated, and there have been many attacks on entertainers with peanut butter mixed with chocolate in entertainment programs, and AKB and SKE have all suffered.

Even filmed A.V with related themes, and the specific content broke through the lower limit, so I won't talk about it......

……

The Chinese media simply love the kidnappers, the news maker, this is, usually one piece of this kind of news is enough to celebrate for several days.

Now it's one after another, all of which are happy to hear and see big news, which is rare in a hundred years!

Especially since this is American news, you don't need to listen to orders, you don't need to unify the draft, and you don't have to take responsibility, you can completely interpret it yourself, that is, make it up blindly......

The media, which is known for its sensational headlines, fell into the difficulty of choosing headlines, so all kinds of headlines came out.

Flying Broadway

To take off or not to take off - Emma Watson says "Xiang" is the decisive factor"

"From Kidnappers to Fears of "Xiang" - Let's See the Evolution of Shinzo Abe

"Broadway stinks and tourists can't avoid it"

"Emma Watson was also robbed of headlines - Wang Feng balanced"

"The president's face is black, ask where Xiang came from? - President Ma is rumored to have been woken up in the middle of the night by White House staff, who were shocked to hear something, and the staff was panicked and incoherent. The president thought he was told to get up and pull Xiang, and he was angry and fired him.

Netizens are even more crazy, the explosion of madness is much more sensational than 911 hitting the building!

In 2001, there were only 26 million people online, and now there are 650 million in 2014, and the spirit of entertainment is completely incomparable.

The latest news is that there are no casualties, so no one will have a moral burden, and the renovated black is not afraid of a moral emperor suddenly appearing!

So the time has come for netizens to show their ingenuity.

"I eat my own Xiang, and the Americans praise the taste!"

"Joined KFC Deluxe Lunch."

"You stupid X, don't look down on Xiang, especially the American Xiang, do you know where the explosion is nearby? It's Times Square, it's Wall Street! Maybe there will be Buffett's Xiang, Bill Gates's Xiang, or even Jobs's old Xiang, don't hurry up and lick it! ”

"I'll go, you're upstairs. My daughter-in-law sprayed me in the face. ”

"There are so many beautiful women on Broadway, many celebrities have been to Broadway, Helen Mirren, that's the Queen's Xiang, kneel and lick it, boy!"

"Don't forget the male god Little Fresh Meat, Hugh Jackman, Jack Gyllenhaal, and Bradley Cooper, the favorite of young women and girls, someone must be willing, haha, you guys make up for it, I can't go on, I'll eat."

"Don't talk about that, who says about the impact of this situation on the United States."

"There is a big V analysis, Broadway is over, at least ten years will not be slowed down, and many people think it will be longer. The explosion of the kidnappers is very targeted, those who like Broadway and care about Broadway are all petty bourgeoisie, petty bourgeoisie all over the world. These people think they are tall, and now Broadway and Xiang are linked, how can they endure it! Whoever goes to see Broadway again will be laughed to death. Avoiding it, New York has since lost a famous mecca that attracts tourists. ”

"What I said upstairs is very right, it's too targeted, give the kidnappers a million likes, and an industry is finished. Speaking of which, it's useful to bomb Broadway, but it's useless to bomb Hollywood, Hollywood is considered mass consumption, and the audience won't stop watching blockbusters just because Hollywood has been attacked by Xiang. And many Hollywood stars can pull their faces. In terms of the degree of hypocrisy, it is still hundreds of old times, and all those related to Broadway are particularly hypocritical. How can this kind of person be good! It's better if you don't fly every day. ”

"One fatal blow! Ox X! ”

"I strongly hope that the kidnappers will make it big again, and the people of the world will thank you!"

"I must be thankful, the brutal attack is useless, and the common enemy is more united. It's not fun to watch the excitement, but also to pretend to express grief. How good it is now, except for the United States, the whole world is carnival, sarcasm and sarcasm are everywhere. The regular media have refreshed the lower limit, and there are more jokes on this day than in a year! ”

"Hit the United States, the entertainment world, the Nobel and . Flat. The prize is ready. ”

"Did the kidnappers act in a movie, I'm going to see it."

"Oops, I suddenly remembered, will Hermione not take it off, it will be miserable, I will cry to death."

"Hanging, Watsons is also tall, charity, the United Nations, and all kinds of high-end bags of salt, Burberry, Lancome, high-end fashion. Have you seen Hermione pull the Fly? No, there are not so many episodes of Harry Potter, so Miss Watsons never pulls and is always constipated! ”

"No, the agent has announced it, will it be changed?"

"Rest assured, there will be temporary workers washing the floor soon......"