Chapter 70: Defeat of the Mage
After the ghost sent out the three workers, the poor ghost Mao Changsheng put the cigar into the black hand of the big smoker, and said, "Enjoy it, your task is done." Anyone asked who gave it to you, and said that Mao Changsheng, the first handsome guy in Yuhuang Village, gave it. Don't show off your wealth, don't show off easily, so as not to meet villains and lead to death. ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" the big smoker thanked him for his kindness, shuddered and collected his cigar, and flew away quietly with joy.
Hi, Lao Tzu Mao Changsheng also has today, and he will also spend a lot of money, it can be seen that the wealth and nobility, honor and disgrace of the ghost world in the world are all uncertain, sometimes there is no need to be ecstatic, and there is no need to be sad all the time.
The poor ghost sighed again and again, and his eyes were red because of his generosity, but he barely let out a loud cry.
Feeling a little calm, the poor ghost looked at the three workers.
The three workers, all with different faces, clearly saw two people talking and shouting, gesturing, but in a blink of an eye they couldn't see anything, it was just dazzling and dreaming.
Among the three workers, a lean and cunning worker with a face full of cruelty and cunning is the foreman of this group of workers, and there is a clear purple pimple at the eyebrows, and the workers call him "One-Horned Fierce Dragon" Mu Laosan - call him "Fierce Dragon" because of the fight, don't look at Mu Laosan Thin Monkey General, but never consider the consequences, a worker who thinks that the wages are unreasonable and makes trouble, weighs more than 160 pounds, and was knocked down by Mu Laosan with a hammer.
So, blowing the horn through the crack of the door - the reputation is outside, Mu Laosan has since been favored and reused by the big boss, surrounded by the people who have stalked and beat horses, Mu Laosan is even more regarded as a character, and he is proud of the nickname of "One-Horned Fierce Dragon".
The poor ghost saw Mu Laosan's experience clearly at a glance, and with three points of admiration and seven points of contempt, he approached Mu Laosan's ear and blew a breath, and ordered in the tone of a big man: "Go, throw the hat, clothes, wooden sword, and rattle bell of that archmage into the toilet!"
Mu Laosan was blown a breath of ghostly air, and suddenly he was confused, his expression was indifferent, he bowed ninety degrees, turned around, and went straight to find the exorcist mage.
The remaining two workers were still on the wood, as if they were also following the third surname of Mu Lao, and the poor ghost blew on them separately and ordered: "Immediately tear up all the charms around here and burn them!"
The two workers said "yes" in unison, turned around and immediately tore up the charm on the wall of the door from near and far, looking meticulous and attentive.
As soon as the spell was torn apart, the magical power was instantly gone, and the poor ghost smiled with a smile on his face, put his hands behind his back, and leisurely walked into the workers' lodgings, and made his rounds like a chief.
Mu Laosan was driven by the poor dead ghost, and went straight to the door of the exorcist mage's room, and saw that the simple door made of the shelves was tightly closed, and without saying a word, he kicked suddenly, and the shelves door parted with a "bang".
The exorcist mage worked hard all day, and at night he counted the banknotes he was carrying, he felt tired, stripped off his clothes and was sleeping comfortably, when he was awakened by the sound of breaking in, he turned over and got up, and by the electric light that had not been turned off, he saw Mu Laosan at a glance, and exclaimed: "Brother, you are haunted by ghosts." Don't be afraid, I'll recite a passage of "Depression Mantra": 'Heaven and earth are natural, depression is scattered, the cave is mysterious, Huang Lang is too mysterious, and the eight directions are mighty and ......'"
Still missing, he was punched in the mouth, "Mom", two teeth fell out, and he immediately vomited blood and bent down.
"It's you who are haunted by ghosts, not me!" Mu Lao Sanmu Ran said, seeing the yellow clothes, yellow hats and magic weapons of the exorcist mage placed on the simple wooden table next to the pillow, he stretched out his hand.
"Stop, you can't ruin my dinner guy - that's my ancestral treasure. The exorcist mage rushed forward desperately, and opened his arms to hug Mu Laosan.
Mu Laosan didn't say a word, turned around and kicked his legs, and the exorcist mage fell from one side of the bed to the other side of the bed, unable to stand up for a while.
"I'll help you dispose of these things that pretend to be ghosts!" Mu Laosan said mechanically, holding the exorcist mage's ghost scare hat, bluffing clothes, ghost slashing sword, and ghost stun bell in his arms, and walked out of the house slowly.
The exorcist mage has always been respected, even the highest magistrate in the county has been polite to him, and he never dreamed that he would receive such hospitality, so he was so angry and anxious that he fainted.
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng saw that Mu Laosan had won a complete victory, and he couldn't help scratching his ears and cheeks with joy, and saw that there was a seven-foot-high boiler in front of the board house, which was specially used for workers to boil water, and the lower stove was still red, so he changed his mind and secretly instructed Mu Laosan: "Don't go to the toilet, throw it into the boiler!"
Mu Laosan was ignorant, dazed, heard the command, squatted down, stuffed all the food guys of the exorcist mage into the stove, blew the air, the flames burst up, and quickly destroyed everything - although the rattle did not turn into dust, it was deformed and distorted, and it had become broken copper and iron, and it was only worth five jiao yuan at most when it was sold to the purchase.
"Look what else you are doing to bully the ghosts of the underworld!" the poor ghost clapped his hands, as if he had seen a gold ingot.
After Mu Laosan was re-instructed, he forgot the previous instruction, and stood in a dementia, not knowing what to do.
The poor ghost came to Mu Laosan's ear, and through Mu Laosan's mouth, he shouted to the workers who had already gotten up and surrounded him after hearing the commotion: "Overtime tonight, the salary is twice as high as during the day! Go and tear up all those charms that deceive people and deceive ghosts, and there will be no ...... left."
"Hey, that's great!"
"Hooray! Hooray!
......
The workers cheered and immediately dispersed, adding clothes, copying flashlights, and lighting torches, and became busy and lively.
After a while, Yanhuang Village was lit up everywhere, forming a spectacle, and those charms posted with one hand were torn off with the other......
After the exorcist came to his senses, he didn't hate Mu Laosan, but only hated ghosts, and swore hatefully: "I have a grudge with ghosts like the sea, I don't share the sky, I don't wipe you out, I swear not to be human......!"
When the exorcist disappears, so does the naughty goblin.
The excavator began to dig again, the loader began to load the soil again, and the double-bridge car began to transport the soil vigorously again.
However, there was no one driving in the excavator, no one driving in the loader, no one in the car, everything was going wonderfully and methodically.
Is that a state-of-the-art, modern facility, controlled remotely by a computer? Of course not.
Those who control those machines are ghosts that are invisible to the naked eye of mortal beings in the flesh - if the ghosts are not willing to be seen by the human eye, even if the human eye explodes, they will not be able to see clearly.
All of this was going on in the middle of the night.
All of this is going on silently.
Ghosts can keep people from seeing their busyness, or they can keep their roar from being heard.
After a day's work during the day, the exhausted workers fell asleep at night, some dreamed of their parents in their hometown, and some dreamed of their children in a foreign land...... The same shed, full of different dreams.
At this time, those hellish demons with their own plans also began their own busy work - some were independent, and some were co-created.
Of course, there are also those who work hard, and there are those who are lazy and play cunning wages -- all the tricks in the world happen in the ghost world, and the tricks that happen in the ghost world may not happen one by one in the world one by one.
Where the workers dug the foundation, the ghost went to dig exactly the same, and where the workers erected steel bricks, the ghost went to erect steel bricks exactly the same and made them...... All the work that the workers have done, the ghost workers have done it all over again.
In this way, all the work was done twice, and all the buildings were built twice, and of course, the workers saw everything that the workers built, but the ghost workers saw the two-storey buildings.
It is not so much that people build resorts in Yanhuang Village, but that ghosts build resorts in Yanhuang Village, but for different purposes - the construction of people is to allow the rich to enjoy a luxurious and erosive life, and the construction of ghosts is to make the evil spirits suffer and suffer in the near future, so as to cleanse the injustices of the previous life.
The poor ghost wandered around, quietly watching it work, first surprised, then surprised.
The ghost workers who participated in the construction always went to work at nightfall, and after the rooster crowed, they disappeared.
The construction machinery driven by the ghost workers was gone, and the machines belonging to humans were still in place, not damaged in the slightest.
If anyone could see the ghost workers busy at night, they would soon go crazy, if not scared to death.
When the ghost workers are hungry and thirsty, they will turn over the pots and pans of the workers to the tinkling of the pots and pans, and the workers who cannot see the ghosts will naturally think that they are the result of wild dogs, night cats, or wind.
Some ghosts will also play pranks, taking this worker's pants for another worker's pants, or taking a male worker's pants for a female worker's pants, causing the workers to be baffled, making jokes or fighting.
The poor ghost sometimes teaches the toiling ghosts a little lesson, and sometimes they add evil to the pranks, making the situation even more incredible.
A male worker got up early in the morning and saw another male worker wearing his wife's clothes, and was so angry that he was about to question loudly, but the other party went and shouted angrily: "Why are you wearing my wife's pants?"
couldn't explain it for a while, so the two men suspected that the other party had an affair with their own woman, so they fought.
After the fight was scarred by each other, after waking up, I realized that my own woman had never left him at all, and even Xiao Xie was done in the sand and ash bucket in the house.
So, dumbfounded.
As a result, hatred and suspicion also formed from this, and then deepened and deepened.
Watching the farce of the world happen one after another, the poor ghost sometimes laughed and shed tears, and sometimes he was so sad that he shed tears.
The human world is complicated and chaotic enough, and with the addition of ghosts, it becomes even more complicated and chaotic.