The exorcist mage is missing two teeth, the chanting of the spell is not related to the wind, the pronunciation is not accurate, the ghost will be dumb and laugh when he hears it, and he has lost the magic weapon, so he is no different from ordinary people, staying in Yanhuang Village not only does not help much, but he himself has become the object of ridicule, so he returned to the city with shame and resentment.

After all the charms in the village were torn and burned, the workers wore yellow clothes and yellow hard hats during the day, and did their work in an orderly manner, demolishing houses, leveling foundations, and transporting sundries to open and idle places.

In the dead of night, 500 slave ghosts from the underworld, all dressed in rags and strange appearances, were busy under the supervision of the overseer's long whips and sticks, and repeated every process done by the migrant workers in the human world.

The slave ghosts, who are so hard to work hard, cannot get half a penny of wages, because in their previous lives, they were all indulgent and evil people who worked endlessly, just to relieve the sins of their previous lives, so that they could be reincarnated after atoning for their sins for billions of years.

When the poor ghost Mao Changsheng managed to get rid of the exorcist mage, he rushed to the tomb on the mountain bag and said to the gut-pumping ghost in the coffin: "Brother boss, I have good news for you: I fought with that archmage for three hundred rounds, and finally beat him to the desert and fled—it's not easy to make money!"

This is said in a serious way, and the poor ghost himself thinks it is true.

The gut-pumping ghost smiled very flatly, and said, "Whether it's hard or not, these two million dark coins belong to brothers! ”

The poor ghost was ecstatic, and his face looked normal, and he said, "I'm not busy using it now, so save it for me first!" Don't reveal my personal deposit information to any ghost in the outside world, lest other ghosts come to borrow it and cheat me, and make me troubled." ”

"We are Brother Tie, so we will naturally keep each other's contracts. "Tell my brother a good news, after many aspects of dredging, recommended by friends in the underworld, and at the right time, the city officials deceived and coaxed the villagers away, and with the help of my brother and your female ghost friends, it has been determined that I am the chief foreman of the construction of the nineteenth layer of hell - the first project payment is 500 million, and it has been allocated to my name for me to call!"

500 million? Heavy enough!

"Congratulations, congratulations!" the poor ghost clenched his fists and made a congratulatory gesture, "There is such a great thing, it should mean to the meritorious people!"

"It's not easy," the gut-pumping ghost looked unimpressed, "I'll pay 60,000 yuan, please go to the dance hall with your four girlfriends." The time, which you specify. ”

"This ...... What a big deal!" The poor ghost frowned with joy and hesitated for a moment, "I was born poor, extravagant and wasteful, extravagant and erosive, then I will be free! If the boss brother is sincere, give 50,000 yuan in cash, I will divide 10,000 yuan for each of the four beauties, and keep 10,000 for myself." I'm used to living a poor life, and suddenly I eat and drink, and I will have diarrhea and a short life—I still want to live well. Mencius said, 'The rich and the rich cannot be lewd, the poor and the lowly cannot be moved, and the mighty cannot be bent, this is called the great husband' - the great sage is Confucius, and the sub-sage is Mencius, so it is better to listen. ”

"Brother is really good at calculating, it's up to you. With a wave of his right hand, there were immediately five stacks of brand-new coins in his hand, "Go and distribute them, just give them a little sweetness to eat—those who love you have nothing and give nothing will love you; if you don't love you, you have mountains of gold and silver, and if you spend everything you have to please them, they won't treat you the same thing." ”

"It's too cheesy to mix money and love, isn't it?" the poor ghost took the money, shook it, and put it in his pocket, "If the boss brother has nothing else to do, I'm going to divide the money!"

"Don't be busy!" the gut-pumping ghost looked serious, "I was about to tell you something important. ”

"I hope I can solve my boss's problems. The poor dead man became serious, "Tell me to hear you." ”

With a wave of his hand, the gut pumper took a cigar in his mouth and handed it a cigar to the poor ghost.

"Although I am the great foreman here, there are still many ambitious demons who are not convinced, and will try to destroy me, and will try to destroy me so that they can replace me. ”

"And such a thing?"

"The mall is like a battlefield, there will be no calm times – it's cruel, it's fair, it's driving progress, survival of the fittest. ”

"What are you worried about?" the poor man looked at the cigar in his hand, and realized that it was the one given to the big smoker, "Do you have a lot of this cigarette?"

"For useless ghosts, you shouldn't be too generous - you give it to that big smoker, and that big smoker doesn't dare to enjoy it without permission, so naturally you have to send it back to me obediently. The gut-pumping ghost mentioned softly, and it involved worries, "I have three major worries in my heart now, and if I don't solve them in time, it will eventually affect the overall situation." ”

"Hey, you big ghosts, the little ghosts really don't dare to mess with them!" the poor ghost was stunned and a little angry, "It's good to return things to their original owners, so as not to cause trouble for the little ghosts." Tell me about your worries. ”

"Those people are building a lot of construction here, trying to build a resort, and developing restaurants, casinos, brothels, hunting grounds and other projects in the village in disguise, which are all unin line with the policy and law, but they are manipulated by the big bosses and concealed from them.

"Illegal construction, once discovered by a high-level supervision agency, will be strictly investigated, and even ordered to stop work for investigation.

"When the plan of human beings changes, the plan for the construction of the nineteenth layer of hell will also change, because the construction process of this layer of hell is completely the same - people use human building materials and tools to build everything, and we ghosts use ghost building materials and tools to build everything, this is a kind of double construction. ”

"I see!" the poor ghost nodded frequently, "In this way, there shouldn't be any more big trouble, otherwise the high-level supervisory body will know about it and will definitely interfere with it!"

"A brother is a man who understands. The gut-pumping ghost sighed, "I'm busy buying building materials and all the tools now, and I don't have the skills to do anything, and I can only rely on my brother for some things-you have great skills, and you have a good ghost fate, and you will not suffer a lot when you share the dividends." ”

The poor dead ghost patted his chest, stood up straight, and became impassioned: "With my Mao Changsheng here, what should be done will definitely be done!"

"Okay, I'll be straight to the point!" said the gut-pumping ghost, gesturing his fingers, "First: Wu Hao, the head of this village, is on the run and is determined to petition, and once it succeeds, the resort will have to stop working. The county leaders were secretly wanted by him, trying to buy him or kill him, but they couldn't see him at all. Second, the more people die in the village, and the bigger the chaos, the sooner the high-level supervisory bodies will know about it, and the more reason there will be to stop the construction. The paper can't contain the fire, and what can not happen, it is better to avoid it. Third: Although the villagers were coaxed into the migrant villages, the people's hearts fluctuated, and there were tragic suicides of villagers from time to time, and the impact was very bad. At this time, the lord of Hades is very busy, and those ghost envoys who lock up the souls of the dead are also very busy, and the villagers of the immigrant village have died, and the souls of the dead have not been taken away for a long time, so they can only wander there, luring one villager after another to commit suicide, so as to increase friends and relatives, and not only be alone and aggrieved. The souls of the dead should be exorcised so that they do not create a vicious circle. ”

Hearing these words, the poor ghost Mao Changsheng couldn't help but sigh: "The boss brother is lying in this broken grave all day long, and he still shouts 'excessive wine' from time to time, it turns out that the truth is not like that, he is thinking about all aspects of the big problem." Admire, admire, admire. ”

"Excessive drinking, that's a symptom of a low-level soil boss," Meng Haodong, a gut-pumping ghost, grinned, "A real big boss, if you want to strategize, you must keep your mind clear and energetic, how can you always have fun and make yourself overly drunk? There are some things you can say more, so that people think that you are really an incompetent person, but deep down, you must have your own principles of dealing with people and things, and you must not give in." ”

"High, really high!" the poor ghost gave a thumbs up and exclaimed, "Brother boss is really smart, no wonder he won the bid successfully and became a big foreman!" Brother boss sold me for three cents, I definitely don't know that it was Brother boss who sold it. ”

"Don't worry too much, I will never let the intrigues of my faithful migrant workers and friends be. The gut-pumping ghost whispered, looking left and right at nothing unusual, and got back to business, "Brother hard work, you go to the city to settle down with those villagers first, you can't let the villagers commit suicide again." I will definitely repay you according to the high standards of the transportation expenses and wages when I come back. ”

"This ...... Brother boss really thinks so highly of me!" The poor ghost knocked his forehead, "Our brothers and sons don't do dark things, let's talk about the salary more concretely-settle the affairs in the city, how much does the boss brother plan to give me?"

"That's the number!" the gut-pumping ghost cocked up two fingers.

"Twenty million?" the poor ghost raised his eyebrows, "Thank you boss for cultivating." ”

"Two million!" said the gut-pumping ghost sonorously, "making money is not about picking leaves, not about lions opening their mouths, and being content and happy." ”

"Oh, it's going to take a lot of effort again!" the poor ghost Mao Changsheng cried and mourned, "The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will not return once ......he is gone."

"Don't play pathos, you'll be fine!" "This kind of beauty is not the turn of any ghost, you are a good brother, I recommend it to you first......"

"Don't say it, I think I'm unlucky!" the poor ghost hurriedly stopped, and asked, "Can I take those girls with me?"

"Keep the cave, you can take Mei Yixiang there. "The thousands of crooked ghosts in the cave who have been frozen will become more and more difficult to control as soon as they come out, and I will go on a secret patrol every night to warn those female ghosts." ”

"I hope you keep your distance from them and don't treat them badly. The poor ghost jumped out of the ancient tomb, "Take care, I'm going on an adventure!"

"Go ahead, I'm a little overdrunk, and it's time to rest for a while!" the gut-pumping ghost waved his hand, "Don't worry, I won't treat your friends badly, and I won't bully your friends!"

The poor ghost flashed, appeared at the mouth of the cave halfway up the mountain at the back of the village, whistled, took out 30,000 yuan of dark coins, and said loudly: "Beauties, divide the money! You dutifully guard the cave, don't let those crooked ghosts come out, 10,000 yuan each, the big boss will reward you for buying lipstick!"

The swelling ghost Kang Xiumei, the hanged ghost Sha Jishan, and the tongue-pulling ghost Ma Mengyao, who were dizzy when they divided one million dark coins, saw a stack of dark coins that could be obtained without using their brains, they all quickly grabbed them in their hands, spit out a bubble of foam as a mark, and then put them in their arms.

"Handsome guy, if you have a new love, just forget it, you are too ruthless and unjust!

"There is only a new ghost laughing in my ears, who hears the old ghost crying, the word love, it's so hard...... Don't forget that kiss!"

"Come on, come on, get a table of mahjong, we just have a table, let's gamble money!"

The three female ghosts tried their best to keep it.

"The moon in the sky is so big!" said the poor ghost, pointing high into the sky.

"Where?"

"Why can't I see?"

"What about the short-lived poor dead?"

The three female ghosts raised their heads and bowed their heads, and the poor dead ghosts were long gone.