Chinese New Year's Eve is over, and the new year is coming.

No one knows that the Bao family is really a spoonful of stew in ancient and modern times.

It's more lively than the troupe.

Oh, it's not the first big mess in history, but it can be said that this is the first small mess in history, and the jokes in it are naturally endless, and these jokes are naturally made by Ashrui. Bao Yuan gave a death order to Ah Shirui, although Ah Shirui was disappointed, but he did not dare to disobey the holy words, and did not dare to openly talk about the emperor, the throne, the grand ceremony, and the persuasion of Bao Yuan in front of everyone. But he asked Bao Yuan: Can you give yourself a complete set of civil official costumes of the Great Qin Dynasty for the Chinese New Year? Bao Yuan responded bluntly, no ball, this Baleno can make do with the ball, dig up the tomb of the Qin Dynasty another day, and put you back......

Ashrui is not used to the toilet, he likes to squat, not sit, saying that he can't pull when he sits on it.

Bao Yuan had no choice but to acquiesce to Ashrui's convenient suggestion to stand on the toilet, which was reasonable and legal.

Ah Shi said that the paper is too soft, and it is easy to break when wiping the buttocks, and he likes to use a cloth.

Bao Yuan had to rummage through the cabinets to find old clothes, and specially asked Du Muqing to cut them into the size of a handkerchief for him to wipe his buttocks.

Rui thinks that the guy used for eating is too small, and it doesn't taste pleasant.

Bao Yuan could only change the basin for him.

When Ah Shirui takes a bath, he doesn't like to use showers and bathtubs, he likes to soak in wooden barrels, and he wants to have a maid to sprinkle flowers and take a bath, but in fact, he sees that there is an extra Fang Yujie at home.

Bao Yuan really couldn't stand it, so he took the case: "Fuck your mother, just on this condition, I can't love it...... Ah Shirui, you listen to Lao Tzu, in the future, eat, sleep, pee and fart all according to other people's ways. If you are so mischievous again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will bury you alive. Let you go underground to accompany Qin Shi Huang! "Ashirui doesn't mention the conditions, and usually doesn't even talk much. In addition to eating, shitting and urinating, all other times are bored in the room to watch the fashion catwalk channel......

But it's really easy to ask God, but it's hard to raise God.

What's more, it's this kind of living father.

However, the curiosity shown by Fang Yujie was by no means ordinarily strong, it was simply strong.

Fang Yujie asked Bao Yuan privately behind her back: "Stinky flies, what kind of relatives is Ah Shirui?" Why do you want to do this to people? It's strange, this Ashrui didn't go to school? Or did you read the book backwards? To say that he is uneducated, but he is like a master of Chinese studies, from time to time he pulls a sentence from the east and the west to talk about the things in the Four Books and the Five Classics. I can't say anything about the words of the late Qin period, saying that he is a mental illness, except for the emperor's words, everything else is normal......"

Bao Yuan couldn't answer.

I had to respond that you had just crawled out of the pit when Ass Rui had just crawled out.

Fang Yujie went to ask Du Muqing again.

Du Muqing didn't know how to answer, she was not good at panicking, she could only take Bao Yuan's words, you still think of Ashirui as if she had climbed out of the pit.

Fang Yujie came to the Bao family, and she didn't seem to know what politeness meant at all, and her behavior was unrestrained.

Bao Yuan can be regarded as a feast for the eyes.

Fang Yujie seemed to be inferior to Du Muqing. The figures of these two people are really comparable, Fang Yujie hides in the room most of the time, while Bao Yuan can always see her walking back and forth in her pajamas, and Bao Yuan finished eating Du Muqing's peach. The other party's Yujie's peach fantasy is even bigger, and it is not easy to start, so he turns the bag round sharply.

Du Muqing's family. Fang Yujie couldn't be more familiar with it.

Sun Panzi made her strange again.

Fang Yujie asked Du Muqing, I haven't heard you say that your grandfather has a brother with a different surname before? Why is there an extra nine grandfathers this time?

Du Muqing was speechless. I can only ask how your body is recovering? Are you still used to living here? Cold or not? If it's not hot, it's hard to prevaricate.

Bao Yuan is secretly not idle, these days. Bao Yuan took advantage of the fact that others were asleep, tiptoed outside Fang Yujie's bedroom, pinched his throat like a spring cat and called softly: "Shi Ling, Shi Ling......" I don't know if Fang Yujie, this little girl, pretends to be calm, or if she doesn't know Shi Ling at all.

Break five on this day.

was finally discovered by Du Muqing.

Du Muqing was a little angry, and without asking any questions, she picked up her round ears and went back to the room to train: "Mother, aunt, I already know that you eat one on a dog day, stare at one, and don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing lying on Fang Yu's door?" Say, I'll explain it clearly to my aunt and grandmother, if you dare to remember the things of the lower half of your body, stretch out that word, my aunt and grandmother won't cut it for you, you don't have the surname Du, you prepared a bucket of dung for Ashirui on the dog day, and your aunt and grandmother let you drink it dry first! ”

Bao Yuan shouted grievances, and even said the conscience of heaven and earth, saying that he was really trying to test Fang Yujie, not to do that.

Du Muqing said with white eyes: "Test a fart, let me tell you, she will not fly to the sky, let alone shrink her bones and drill into the soil, nor will she come back to life, let alone any Laoshzi, you just think about it, don't give the old lady that useless, if you think about it, admit your mistake, even if you change it, don't change it, wait for ......"

Bao Yuan didn't admit it.

Du Muqing thinks that it is, and he must make a round move before he stops.

Bao Yuan had no choice but to admit that he had illusions about the other party Yujie, not to mention himself, didn't Song Peng and Ping Sigui also think about it?

Du Muqing widened her eyes and said loudly: "Okay, you can't help but interrogate, you really think about it, you don't need the two of us to do it together, aunt and grandma, I will cut that word for you tonight, don't think that aunt and grandma I don't dare, I would rather guard a eunuch and never let you ......" said and went to find scissors.

Seemingly calm night.

In fact, it is very restless, many young people with Top Gun sneak in at night, wanting to eavesdrop on how the Bao family made a fortune?

Unexpectedly, I heard some trivial things.

I can only sigh secretly: "The temple demon is windy!" "Leave with a sigh of relief.

Bao Yuan has had a hard time this year, looking forward to leaving home every day to rob the tomb, never come out again, the world is too unstable, it is simply not a life that people should live. Every once in a while, someone wants to make a fuss, and the angry Bao Guisheng's beard is several white, and Bao Yuan's head has been in a state of exploding.

The sixth day of the first month.

Bao Yuan suddenly received a letter.

The person who sent the letter was a five-short figure, there was no postmark on the letter, and there was a white wrapped plain bag.

When Bao Yuan was about to open the letter, he kept thinking in his heart, could it be that Fang Yujie was really not the woman who released the spirit, Fang Yujie had no chance to go out to send the letter, could this letter be the woman who sent Xiao Budian to deliver the letter in the teahouse? After opening the letter, Bao Yuan didn't know half a word, and it was all German.

Bao Yuan was busy and handed it over to Du Muqing.

Du Muqing looked at it and said that it was Gandalf. Puller's handwritten letter to him, saying that he wanted to see Bao Yuan.

Bao Yuanxin already felt that what should come will always come, and he will take such a big advantage innocently, he will not always be in the clouds, right? These foreigners though are not good birds, that Gandalf. Puller will never be fed up, there is nothing to play cold charity, there are really few such people in the world, let alone the Holy Church Country.

There is also a photo inside...... (To be continued......)