Chapter 010: Give this bucket of dung to Lao Tzu to drink
Bao Yuan is naturally clear.
Du Muqing and Fang Yujie are a pair of good sisters who have a heart-to-heart relationship, one is a peony and the other is a peony, each with its own wonders. The idea of taking Fang Yujie into his arms is just the hormonal fermentation in Bao Yuan's mind, besides, how can there be such a cheap thing in the world. Even if Bao Yuan and Fang Yujie agreed, Du Muqing would never agree to this kind of, so she could only think about it. Bao Yuan was looking for a breakthrough in the gag, his eyes were not idle, Fang Yujie's pajamas were dimly revealing that the two large clusters of white flowers were too ostentatious, and Bao Yuan was dazzled. This room can't be said to be cold, can't be said to be hot, and look at the circle of several degrees of confusion.
Of course.
Du Muqing knows what to prioritize.
Be a good sister.
Du Muqing saw Fang Yujie looking so sick and panicked, how could she be embarrassed to ask directly, she always had to think about it a long time.
Du Muqing asked tentatively: "Yes, good sisters, why don't you take me to Liupan Mountain to play?" I was really distressed during that time......"
Bao Yuan pulled out his thoughts from the seductive carcass and realized it violently.
If Fang Yujie, a little girl, is alone, what is the source of livelihood? Bao Yuan is not stupid, the truth in the world is the same, and the singles are light, just like the four of them who are small and broken to settle down and gather, Wutong breathes the phoenix, Du Muqing was a veritable phoenix before, according to Fang Yujie's current family background, it is no different from the soup chicken. How could the two of them get together? With this family, walking between famous mountains and rivers with famous ladies every day is too incredible, Bao Yuan just waited for the opportunity to ask.
Fang Yujie said: "I was in a very bad mood during those days, drifted to Baoji, and prepared to make a detour to Gansu. Took a shower at the hotel and sat on the balcony to blow the wind. I didn't want to lie in bed and never get up again, just when I ran into you calling. A few days later, I returned to normal, and I accidentally bumped into Bao Yuan's green-headed stinky fly in Liupan Mountain! ”
Bao Yuan didn't listen to a word.
I fantasize about a wonderful scene in my head......
A young girl in the prime of her life, with a graceful posture and curvaceous curves, is taking a comfortable shower under the shower, and then her white jade-like body is draped in a white jade towel and sits on the balcony. The red lips of the shell tooth bit lightly, and the eyebrows frowned slightly......
Bao Yuan was drunk in a dream.
Du Muqing said: "In my opinion, this year is not as good as we spend together, now, the Bao family's out-of-print landscape villa has too many spare rooms, my Du family has no place to stay, my aunt and grandmother I have all come, everyone is together for the New Year, I also have a person who can speak and confidant." Good sisters, do you say it's good? ”
Bao Yuan took the lead in clapping his hands and shouted: "Okay, good, there is nothing better in the world than this idea." ”
Du Muqing glanced at Bao Yuan fiercely. knocked on the mountain and shook the tiger and said: "Bao, this clap of your dog's day, my aunt and grandmother immediately saw that you were not good-intentioned." What do you dare to do crookedly, the two of us will work together to clean up your gelding. Try it if you don't believe it, haha. Bag, do you want to go down in history on your dog days? ”
Bao Yuan was puzzled: "Does the name of Qingshi have anything to do with what you said?" ”
Fang Yujie said: "Mu Qing, do you see it, this fly has a lot of bad intentions, and he doesn't even know that he is about to be the last eunuch in Chinese history!" ”
"I'll go!"
Du Muqing handed 5,000 yuan in cash to Fang Yujie, and said solemnly: "Good sisters, you take this money, it was borrowed by Bao Yuan, he is not bad for money now, and the money is like flowing water, maybe one day he will become poor again, don't shirk it, our sisters belong to my sisters, we can't be ambiguous on the issue of money." "Actually, Du Muqing said two words, that is, to Bao Yuan, and also to Fang Yujie, which means that one of the two of you is my man, and the other is my close best friend, if you get together, then I really can't live up to my kindness, she knows, anyone can understand this.
She was afraid.
I am afraid that all women in the world will be assimilated by Bao Yuan.
Du Muqing naturally understands that Sang Lili and Fang Yujie are not all the way, but they are both women.
On the way home, Fang Yujie half-jokingly, half-teased, said: "Mu Qing, your vision is getting more and more waterless, Bao Yuan has no taste to get home, he made so much money on a dog day, why do you drive such a broken car?" How should the whole Bentley, Ferrari, and Aston Martin be driven, how to drive a scrap metal on the road, wrap the round, watch the road, watch the road, what broken technology, do you want our two peerless flowers to wither in your hands? Slow down, don't slam on the brakes, ...... brakes"
Got home and had an accident.
A large crowd gathered in front of the Bao family's villa.
Through the black wrought iron fence, I saw the mercenary stepping on the back of Ashrui by the pool, Ashrui lay on the ground and didn't even shout, but shouted at the lively crowd for the first time: "Ignorant grass people, what is there to see?" The holy land of imperial power in the future, is it a place for you to be afraid of the grass and the tail to watch? Oh, you diehards, why are you still shameless, when the little master Bao comes back, even if you want to escape, it will be too late, as soon as Tianwei arrives, you will kill the Quartet......"
Get out of the car.
An insider came up and said, "Yuan'er, take a look, is there something wrong with the friend you brought back?" ”
Bao Yuan hurriedly asked: "Uncle Qingshan, what is going on?" What happened to my friend? ”
The old man in Qingshan said: "Ahem, Yuan'er, speaking of a matter of breaking the ball, this afternoon the old man Yang Changzhuan in our village asked your father to play chess, and he got the benefits, and the old man Yang Changzhuan shouted: 'Guisheng, general! Hey, your move is considered to be your own death, look at me at first glance with a serial cannon to kill your old handsome, left and right can not avoid, up and down can not retreat, haha, Guisheng, you only have a dead end, surrender. "Who knows, your friend didn't say a word, grabbed Yang Chang's neckline and slapped the old man left and right, Yuan'er, Yang Changzhuan is a lot older, how can he withstand this kind of toss, this is not the end, your friend finished fanning, and ran to the kitchen to get two kitchen knives, saying that if it is not flat today, Liuhe is not swept, a generation of heavenly dynasties will be opened, and after all, you will kill a few people to sacrifice the priest, Yuan'er, you go and take a look......"
"Ouch, I'm going to go, this grandson ......"
Bao Yuan stomped his foot violently, and his mind immediately felt like a detonator, damn, isn't this nothing to look for?
When he went out, Bao Yuan forgot to send mercenaries to keep an eye on Ah Shirui, afraid of something.
It seems that you can't blame Ashrui.
But the problem is clearly in his dog's day.
Bao Yuan rushed into the door, pushed away the mercenary violently, picked up Ah Shi Rui from the ground, and snapped more than a dozen big ears like a mighty one, and shouted at the same time: "Ah Shi Rui, what are you doing badly?" Lao Tzu didn't educate you to keep pace with the times, judge the situation, and recognize the current form, the current stage is the People's Republic of China, not the ......" The latter words really can't be scolded, Ah Shirui has never seen chess, and it is extremely wronged to say, but it is really a bit unreasonable not to punish him.
Fang Yujie asked with a smile: "Mu Qing, this is the Bao family?" The outside is light and the inside is rough, I think we are in a den of bandits! ”
Du Muqing couldn't help but be happy: "What you said is not false at all, it is a den of bandits, you can't even imagine where these bandits came from." ”
In the end, Bao Yuan lost money.
The power of the Bao family is really in full swing now, and a few months ago there was a Yang bastard, and it was too late for others to climb the high branches. The old man Yang Changzhuan was beaten in vain, his age was unforgiving, the old man Yang Changzhuan was angry and anxious, and he was admitted to the hospital at the moment, and no one dared to call the police. Rural people have the law of self-restraint in their hearts, and their legal awareness is too poor, so they should consider the consequences in advance. Bao Guisheng and Bao Yuan are all hands and eyes under their eyes, even if this matter is stabbed in Beijing, I am afraid that there will be no result.
Yang Changzhuan went to the hospital, and he didn't dare to ask for medical expenses.
Bao Yuan must not let this matter go unchecked, he carried Ah Shirui to Yang Changshuan's old man's son.
Strongly persuade people to beat the once.
Yang Changshuan's son didn't dare to make a move, and under the guidance of Bao Yuan's slap and kick, he could be regarded as beating Ashirui very happily.
Bao Yuan also paid 5,000 yuan for medical expenses.
The gossip spread throughout the county immediately, and people praised Bao Yuan for seeking happiness for the people, not bullying others, and reincarnating in the blue sky, which was hundreds of times better than the current county officials. Bao Yuan couldn't say what he was suffering from, so he could only look up to the sky and sigh, what is this called.
Ashirui was beaten, and she didn't scream at all.
Ah Shirui said to Bao Yuan with a disgraced face behind his back: "I, Ah Shirui, really didn't see it, the potential imperial consciousness in Bao Xiaotai's bones has been secretly accumulated, and it is the imperial power technique to win the hearts of the people...... I, Ashrui, am not afraid to suffer a little or sin. Let's win the trust of these poor ghosts first, and in the future, we still need them to shed blood for us, and in the future, Bao Xiaotai will be honored in the ceremony, and reign in the world, let's do everything we can to bully the poor ghosts and avenge my! ”
Bao Yuan pointed to Ah Shirui's nose in the living room, and scolded: "Fuck your mother, what bullshit logic, Ah Shirui, you listen to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has never wanted to be a bird feather bullshit emperor, nor has he thought about winning the world, you dare to talk nonsense in the future, don't want the tongue in your mouth, see no, the tongue of the fool is cut by Lao Tzu, if you don't believe it, Lao Tzu will cut it for you immediately, don't say your little tongue, Lao Tzu even pulled out the intestines for you and cut it ......"
When he said this, Ah Shirui was a little unconvinced, he didn't want to be the emperor, why did you go to the bottom of Dongting Lake?
Bao Yuan was in a hurry.
Ashrui's product can't be trained in a day or two.
Bao Yuan deliberately looked for a large latex copper, filled with a large bucket of dung water, placed it in a conspicuous and infrequent place, pointed to the bucket of dung water and said to A Shirui: "You have a good look at Lao Tzu on a dog day, and you dare to talk nonsense in the future, and then dare to scold and beat people, as long as half of the emperor's words pop out of your mouth, you will immediately drink this bucket of dung for Lao Tzu. (To be continued......)