Chapter 7: Returning to the Soul
smashed the dream of Xiao Wuzi, and I appeared in front of Wu Lao Liu, and said with a bitter face: "Master, can this kid be obedient?" ”
Wu Lao Liu said categorically: "It should be possible, right?" ”
The two of us were relatively speechless, and we were silent for a long time before I remembered a key place and asked, "Master, does it have to be a supernatural demon?" Does any other good thing count? ”
Wu Lao Liu pondered for a while: "For merit, the underworld has strict standards, you'd better talk to me before doing things, I tell you what you can do, what you can't do, and save yourself from doing those useless, such as saving people's lives and counting merit, getting on the bus to give up a seat to the old lady can only be regarded as a good person's good deeds, okay, Xiao Wuzi, you also informed, this is the soul, or you won't be able to catch up with the second-way car for a while." ”
How can an executive like the secretary of the Hades Municipal Party Committee be so poor? I didn't understand, so I hurriedly said, "Master, I really want to ask you for advice if I have nothing to do, after all, I have to ask you if you cultivate the Dao Fa or something, but how can we get in touch?" ”
"Your question is very poignant." Wu Laoliu's expression was very painful, and he touched his cheeks for a long time, before he gritted his teeth and dragged down a piece of jade from his waist, and saw that this jade was pale green all over, the size of a child's palm, and it was quite warm, and it was a valuable treasure at a glance, Wu Laoliu gritted his teeth and said: "This is Tongming Baoyu, if you have something to find me, every month on the fifteenth day, at midnight, a plate of clear water, put the jade in the water, light three long incense, and silently recite the mantra I taught you three times...... You'll be able to see me. ”
I hurriedly snatched the jade from Wu Lao Liu's hand: "Then don't disturb the master's office, I'll go back." ”
Wu Lao Liu felt very sorry for the piece of jade, turned around, and waved to me: "You go quickly, I see you uncomfortable." "Let's let the two little ghosts press me back to my soul, I have to say that it is good to have a relationship, the two little ghosts are very respectful to me, with their protection, no danger out of the city god's yamen, a corner to a waterhole, a little ghost pointed to the waterhole, accompanied by a smile and said to me: "Who do you see that?" ”
I couldn't help but look down, another little ghost pushed me hard, poofed into the water, I felt a cold up and down my body, Ji Ling sat up, as if he had fallen apart, his head hurt, his palms were cold, and he was really holding a piece of jade, and then I saw Pei Jiang's distorted face, holding a sharp knife in his hand, grinning and about to start.
The form is so critical, where can I think more, hurriedly slapped his head with the Tongming Baoyu in his hand, and with a bang, he slapped the deflated calf thing squarely, staggered back a few steps, I saw that he was not helpful, and I was about to take advantage of the situation to chase after him, Huo Ran got up, but his wrist was dragged, and when he looked down, it turned out that I was lying in the big coffin, next to the dead ghost Pei Xiaoxiao, and a red rope was tied to my wrist and her wrist.
No wonder this ghost girl dragged me like a hair in the underworld, the reason is this, I am angry, as soon as I broke the red rope and climbed out of the coffin, I saw Pei Jiang and the thin and shriveled old man looking at me in horror, completely lost the strength to resist, trembling like a quail, and his eyes were scattered, I guess I had never seen death and resurrection.
I went up to do it, the auspicious clothes on my body were tied, just torn a little refreshing, the alarm bell outside the door was loud, the police came in, followed by a little five with a big bag on his head, and the next thing became much simpler, I raised my hand very familiarly, and then I was taken to the police station, and the matter quickly became clear, I was the victim, Pei Jiang and the master murdered their son-in-law, committed murder, how can they be sentenced to twenty or thirty years.
Under the strange gaze of all the policemen, after making a written confession and recording evidence, the matter passed in such a thrilling and dangerous way, the book, the fast jade, together with Pei Jiang gave me 200,000 yuan, were all recovered, and I think about it, I am a poor boy who comes to someone to marry as a son-in-law, can I have the same good things as antiques? But it's okay, without these things, I'll be light, it's a big deal that Wu Lao Liu looked for me, and I said that I was searched by the police, which is a fact, and let's sleep first.
When I got home, I didn't take off my clothes, I fell asleep on the bed, this is called a fragrance, I didn't even dream, and when I woke up, it was night again, I stretched out and got up, my palms were cold, and I was stunned, the jade and the book were on my hand, I was stunned, I knew that it was a good thing that Wu Lao Liu did, and it seemed that I couldn't hide.
I was hungry and uncomfortable, so I called Xiao Wuzi, after all, this kid saved my life, how can I invite him to a meal, Xiao Wuzi agreed very happily, still downstairs at the mutton skewer stall, asked for a skewer of twenty yuan, and walked one first, before talking about what happened yesterday.
Xiao Wuzi was quite moved by the fact that I didn't care about him asking for the three hundred yuan, speaking of last night's dream, I didn't believe it, but I didn't expect me to get angry, smashed all the mess, smashed those beauties away, not to mention, but also smashed him awake, woke up and felt that his head hurt, and touched a bag the size of a pigeon egg, knowing that there was something wrong, he hurriedly called my mobile phone, prompted to turn off, and went to my house to look for me, or no one, and hurriedly called the police.
As for how I got into his dream, my buddy gave him a braggadocio Dafa, saying that he had traveled back, just in time for Tang Taizong to visit the underworld, and the buddy followed behind and stained the light, and the king of Hades saw that my bones were strange, and he was greatly admired, and checked the life and death book, I can live for more than 200 years or something, and accepted me as an apprentice, buddy Tianzhong is a genius, and he learned the art of dream theft in a moment.
I blew it very high, and Xiao Wuzi listened to it very disdainfully, and finally took advantage of the excitement to return. When I got home, I turned on the lamp, put on soothing music, lit a cigarette, looked at the book and jade on the computer desk, and fell into deep thought, thinking about what had happened in the past two days, it was really like a dream.
The current situation is that I have been arrested by Wu Lao Liu, and looking at his appearance, as well as the distressed look of giving me jade and books, it doesn't seem like a joke. He is still in charge of me, if he really doesn't do anything, I absolutely believe that he will find an excuse to recapture me, either to live with Pei Xiaoxiao's ghost girls in the underworld, or to be dragged to repair the city wall of the capital, or to drink expired Meng Po soup.
Confucius once said, respect ghosts and gods and stay away, I absolutely believe this, my special mother really wants to respect the special respect, far and far, but the unlucky urge is to run into it, then there is no way, now it can only be a step by step to see a step, I secretly sighed fate, reached out and grabbed the thin Taoist book.
When I opened it, it was all traditional characters, and I barely understood it, and I saw that it was written: The Dharma is the source of the Dao, and the Tao is the source of the heart. If you can use my spirit, the spirit of one qi, and the creation of me, and the creation of the right amount of the five elements, then the Tao is wonderful! …… Classical Chinese? I was dumbfounded, buddy's little bit of ancient Chinese foundation, since graduating from middle school, he has already returned to the Chinese teacher, I really can't understand it...... How should this special mother cultivate?
I pinched my nose and looked down, getting more and more sleepy, I simply threw it aside, I was stunned, I lit a cigarette, and suddenly I felt very depressed, how could I be so melancholy? I quickly figured it out, I got rid of Pei Xiaoxiao's entanglement, but my life was not settled, I resigned in a fit of will, and the money given by Pei Jiang was also chased back by the police, I was about to fall to the point of sleeping on the streets, I am a moonlight clan, I don't have any savings, if I can't find a job in the short term, let alone go to the supernatural ghost, and soon the buddy will become a hungry ghost and let others overdo it.
Survival or ruin, this is a problem, I chose to survive, open the computer, click on the recruitment website, look for a job that suits me, look for an hour, suddenly found a problem, I actually belong to the category of high or low, too good job to experience qualifications, I don't, salesman, serving dishes and washing dishes, unwilling to do, turned several pages, there is no job that is suitable for me.
I was surprised by this discovery, first of all, I always thought that I belonged to the category of high-end talents, and secondly, I thought that a company like me should rush to be a top 500 company, but the reality is so cruel, the cruelty makes me more and more upset, I smoke one cigarette after another, and I still haven't submitted a resume.
Just when I was a little impatient, I suddenly saw a recruitment notice, it was for a host, I refreshed a little, and looked carefully, it is a website that focuses on video, and has run an online variety show, called Friday Ghost, and the name is a supernatural show.
The show is half a month, one and a half hours long, mainly to take people to some eerie places with ghost legends to shoot on the spot, plus dubbing, commentary, a bit of a science meaning, but the difference with walking into science is that walking into science is to explain all unreasonable things to you as reasonable, the feature of this show is that all reasonable things are explained as unreasonable.
Bachelor's degree, good looks, hosting experience, the most important one, be bold, I rely on! This is a program tailored for buddies, I suddenly got up and searched for information about this show, according to what was said on the Internet, only two episodes were broadcast after the show started, and the click rate was good at the beginning, but when the first host hosted the third episode, he said nothing and didn't do anything, and then the host changed a dozen, basically no one did it for a full month, and the show has been out of the air.
I'm a graduate of Communication University, although it's not a hosting major, at least the buddies who hold a party or something in the university have also been hosts, and then look at the salary, the monthly salary is five thousand, the program click rate, after the advertising sponsorship goes up, there is another commission, I can't help but feel excited, think about what happened yesterday, and suddenly find that this job belongs to me, first hosted this show, and entered the supernatural circle, where there are evil ghosts and lonely souls, there are clues, and there is a goal for overdue, unlike other jobs, even if you have that heart, you don't have that time, After all, the living are meant to live.
I looked at the detailed requirements again, I didn't need to submit my resume, I just went to the interview the next day, I lit a cigarette again, took two puffs hard, and stared at the computer screen with blazing eyes, that's it!
Thanks to the already unknown reward of 100 Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info coins.
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