When Wu Laoliu said seriously that I was a manufacturable material, I was very keen to find a key, that is, like me who is not dead yet, there are definitely not many people who can come to him, I calculated it, I think this is the case, the city god only cares about one piece, and you can only get here when you die, Huangquan Road is not easy to walk, I was dragged by Pei Xiaoxiao by the wind, and I took the fast track, so I haven't died yet, even if there are people who haven't died thoroughly, I guess it's either too old, or too miserable, I can't go back to that body.

Even if, even if there are fools like me, it won't all happen in this area under his jurisdiction, so buddy's current situation, in a terrible sentence, is a strange thing to live in, since all the strange goods are liveable, naturally I can talk about the conditions, I pretended to be very cute, staring at Wu Lao Liu with innocent big eyes, in fact, I was also beating the drum in my heart, if he said no, I would simply admit it.

Unexpectedly, Wu Lao Liu frowned, and said: "That's it, I won't let you work in vain, when I become a city god, this position is yours, it's better than your soul with black eyes returning to the underworld, the underworld is very dark, at that time, you will find an unlucky person like you like me, and accumulate merit for you......"

This condition is very in line with me, after all, I know that there is really a netherworld, of course, it is best to have a relationship, and I have a lot of confidence when I am dying, but how to say it, there are still no benefits in reality, I always feel a little unwilling, and I can't help but say: "My lord, can we be a little real?" ”

Wu Laoliu's face immediately became ugly like a footcloth, and he didn't take my words, but picked up the red post handed to him by Pei Xiaoxiao and looked at it, and muttered in his mouth: "The procedures are complete, and I can't show favoritism, so let's approve it, but these days, the city is building the city wall, and there is a lack of strong men...... I also heard that I drank expired Meng Po soup, and I remember the events of my last life, if this is reincarnated in a pig and dog, ah, how miserable it must be......"

This is the legendary voiceover, I kind of understand it, Wu Lao Liu is determined to eat me, didn't say that my skeleton spirit wants to take me as an apprentice, and the responsibility of maintaining world peace in the future will be handed over to me, even if I don't flicker, no matter how boring, it should be really unlucky, not to mention that I just want to leave this ghost place as soon as possible now, and hurriedly find a step down: "My lord, I don't mean anything else, I mean, the hungry ghost and lonely ghost is not a cat or a puppy, I have the ability to say that it is excessive, how can I give a special ability or something, and I can do things for you." ”

I pondered that if I really have special abilities, what kind of mind reading, mental power and the like, it will be enough to stink fart when I go back, this Yin Si is not in vain, Wu Lao Liu saw that I was interested, nodded with satisfaction and said: "Although you have a slippery mouth and a stupid character, you are still a good person, and I don't have a choice, so let's do it, I am a Taoist priest of the Shenxiao Sect, and I have a jade book of the Temple of Heaven of Shenxiao, and all kinds of wonderful methods on it, you go back and study it well, it is enough to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits." ”

I directly filtered out the choices that I didn't have, and asked, "My lord, are there any useful gold fingers or anything like that, for example, mind reading, stealth, super rings, portable grandfathers and the like?" It's really not good, you can give me the whole until the infancy. ”

"Fuck off, when Lao Tzu died, he hadn't cultivated to the Yuan Infant Stage." Wu Lao Liu was finally made to run away by me, I saw that he was really anxious, the person who knows the times is Junjie, the buddy is Junjie among Junjie, he knelt down at that time, and shouted: "Xu Lang meets the master!" ”

Wu Lao Liu was stunned for a while, sample, buddy is almost something, cheeky in the newspaper for a few days to pull advertisements is practiced, I saw Wu Lao Liu standing there as if he was struck by lightning, climbed up the pole, and said affectionately: "Master Xie is the virtue of passing on the book, by the way, master, how should I go back, I can't wait to save all beings." ”

Wu Lao Liu rubbed his temples, as if he had a little headache, his eyes were quite unkind when he looked at me, and I was also very worried, was it a little too much? After half a sound, Wu Lao Liu sighed and said, "That's it, who let me have a plan, just recognize you as an apprentice." ”

"Come, I'll tell you about the origin of the Shenxiao Sect." According to Wu Laoliu, the Shenxiao faction is to teach and practice the Five Thunder Method, saying that this method can enslave ghosts and gods, cause thunderstorms, and eliminate disasters and avoid disasters. This is the main feature that distinguishes the Shenxiao sect from other Taoist sects. Its theoretical basis is the theory of the unity of heaven and man and the unity of inside and outside. It is said that the sky and I are the same body, and the spirit of man is connected with the five elements of heaven and time, yin and yang, and this feeling must be echoed; And the foundation of this lies in the practitioner's usual internal cultivation, and the practitioner's internal cultivation is profound, and the wind and thunderstorm can come at the call.

The ancestor Zeng Yun, the one who surveyed the Five Thunder Laws, took the Tao as the body and the Law as the use. Cultivate it inside, kill the ghouls, investigate the mysteries, gather the five elements, and the four elephants, combine water and fire, merge gold and wood, refine the moon and cook the day, and the fetus is deified, and it is a high immortal. Externally, it is a new demon to remove evil, to investigate the thunder, to breathe the essence of the five qi, to mix the five thunder generals, the so-called Zhongli five qi, mixed with the hundred gods. With the god of my primordial life, summon the god of nothingness, with my own qi, with the qi of his nothingness, plus the step gang trick, the secret spell spirit talisman, and the machine, if it is in line with the contract. Thunder in the palm of the hand, enveloping the world in the body, said Yang and Yang, said rain and rain, so the induction speed is like an impact.

In the vernacular, it means that internal use can become a cultivator, and external use can kill demons and eliminate demons. ”

I looked at the costume book that was almost as thin as the story, and my face was old and bitter, and I worshipped a ghost master, and when I got a broken book, I was going to go over the evil ghosts...... Isn't that hard pressing? That's it for now, let's go back first, I nodded and didn't speak, looking very dissatisfied, but don't say it, just let you see it.

Wu Lao Liu obviously saw it, took the red post in his hand and said to himself: "Leave me here first, if you don't do your job, you can find a ghost and detain it back at any time, anyway, the formalities are complete." ”

I suddenly wailed and said, "Master, the apprentice has to go back to learn the Tao in the book, it will take time, right?" You don't want to see me again in a few days, time, master......"

"Well, that's a problem, I'll do the math for you, you can live to eighty, but after sixty years old, you're basically a waste, you're twenty-two now, and you still have thirty-eight years, and in thirty-eight years, you'll have to exceed three evil ghosts and lonely souls every year, so it's about the same, but, by the age of sixty, if you haven't exceeded enough people, guess I'll take you over?"

Chiguoguo's threat, I nodded sadly, my mother recognized it, who let the little life in the hands of others, Wu Lao Liu was very relieved to see that I was sensible, and took out a small mirror from his arms and said: "It's not easy to walk on Huangquan Road, it takes time to go back, you first find someone to trust your dreams, let your closest people call the police, don't let Pei Xiaoxiao and his father really kill you, then I will work in vain." ”

Speaking of which, or for his sake, darkness, what else can I say? Go with the flow, I thought about who to entrust the dream to, I couldn't help but feel a little sad when I thought about it, my parents are ordinary citizens, I haven't retired yet, I'm away from them, nothing happens, sometimes I can't open the pot and have to gnaw the old, something like this, if I give them a dream, I will immediately be scared and lose my soul, in this city, there are no relatives, except for playing better with the little five sons who open the rental, I can't find one who can be trusted.

"Little Wuzi, master, I can't think of anyone else." After I finished speaking in frustration, Wu Lao Liu hummed, checked the birthday of Xiao Wuzi, recited a spell to the small bronze mirror, stretched out his hand and gently wiped it on the mirror, and a thin layer of mist immediately rose on the bronze mirror, the fog became bigger and bigger, Wu Lao Liu was stunned when he saw me, and said to me: "Go in, this is the Netherworld Mirror, go in and go to the dream of Xiao Wuzi." ”

I walked towards the small mirror, it was pitch black, and I walked straight forward, and gradually there was light in front of me, and then I saw the dream of Xiao Wuzi, which was an extremely unbearable picture, a fairly high-grade bar, Xiao Wuzi sat in a private room with five people and six people, and there were more than a dozen girls standing around, and they were all red...... Body, this kid regards himself as the king, right?

What a dream, if it weren't for my buddy's life now, I really wanted to stay in his dream for a while, but the business was important, I flashed to the side of Xiao Wuzi, startled this kid, saw that it was me, and greeted warmly: "Lao Xu, come on, come on, buddy pay today." ”

I believe that this is a dream, just with the virtue of Xiao Wuzi, eating three skewers of mutton skewers can drink ten bottles of beer, and can say what he is treating, isn't it a dream?

"Little Wuzi, buddy was deceived to the underworld, I'll go back later, you help me call the police quickly, or Pei Jiang's old Wang Ba really wants to kill his buddy, he will never be able to go back, go and do this, you owe me the three hundred yuan, don't want it......"

"Don't talk about the calf, you still go to the Netherworld, that's your grandmother's house, hurry up and sit down to play, there will be no store in this village......"

Xiao Wuzi didn't believe my words, although I could understand it, after all, I had a sweet dream in a daze, and someone came in and said that no one would believe it, but I couldn't accept it emotionally, in fact, I saw that he looked like a hanger, so I got angry, picked up a wine bottle and threw it at his head, and then chased the stinky and shameless women in his dream and smashed it, smashing Xiao Wuzi's dream to pieces.

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