Chapter 15: Untitled
Seeing the old ghost's virtue, I couldn't help but sarcastically say: "Damn, if you don't blow her over, you're a grandson!" β
When the old ghost saw that I was beating him, he leaned over and prepared to give the mermaid artificial respiration. But when I saw this dry, shriveled and black black-scaled merman, I really couldn't get out of my mouth. So he found himself under the stairs and said, "I see...... Forget it! There are many ways to get rich, but it doesn't have to be this one. β
I saw that the old ghost was stunned, so I immediately sarcastically said: "Old ghost, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make a fortune. You see, what a blue sky. Walk past and you can melt in that blue sky. Keep walking and don't look either way, understand? Old ghost. Quick, go for it! Jump off here! Didn't Akira jump? Tang Ta also jumped. So please jump off too...... You're jumping! Jump off here! (ββQuoted from Ken Takakura's film)
"Fuck off!" When the old ghost saw that I was mocking him, he said, "Do you think you are Ducho?" Besides, Lao Tzu didn't take medicine again. This is artificial respiration, not jumping off a building, jumping a fart! β
The old ghost has also seen it, so he naturally knows what I mean. It wasn't until I was idle that I suddenly remembered how the old ghost could have come here. So I asked him what was going on. The old ghost suddenly pretended to be deep and said to me, "It's a long story ...... this time."
"That's the point!" I said in the tone of the old ghost scolding Adams.
The old ghost said, "Are you embarrassed to ask me?" Didn't you say you wanted to go out with me? I turned around and went upstream. But halfway through the swim, I noticed that there was no movement behind me, and then I realized that you didn't follow. I'm so hot all of a sudden! Looking for you again, where else can I find it? I only saw a few bubbles popping up below, and I don't know what kind of nerves you have. β
The old ghost continued, "You don't know how anxious I was at the time! But when I looked at the pointer on the pressure tester, my heart suddenly cooled: there was not enough to reach the surface of the sea. However, I was indifferent. Anyway, I can't go up, so let's go down and find you. Anyway, as I said before, I've already handed over this life to you. Maybe you've found something......"
As soon as I heard the old ghost say this, I felt a little embarrassed, so I said, "Ghost, don't be angry, buddies don't mean it." Do you think this will work, go back to Beijing, I invite you to eat Quanjude roast duck? β
"What do you need?" The old ghost said, "But seriously, did you find anything?" β
When I saw that the old ghost asked this, I hurriedly showed him the bracelet I found Duoduo, and said categorically: "My judgment tells me, Duoduo must have come." You see, my judgment is quite accurate, right? β
The old ghost complained, "It's a lot again! You're going to die at the hands of Qian Duoduo sooner or later. Look at me, and treat women like clothes! β
"Fuck your uncle, what kind of grandson?" When I heard the old ghost say this, I hurriedly answered, "I don't know you yet?" It's nice to say for me, but in fact, I don't think about Wu Lisha all day long? β
"If that's what you say......" The old ghost was halfway through his speech when he was interrupted by a scream.
Of course, it was that familiar voice again, and I couldn't hear whether it was Duoduo or Wu Lisha. The old ghost, who was also an agitator, stopped talking and listened carefully. Then he asked me, "Did you hear that?" β
I nodded and said, "Of course, I've heard it more than once since I got here. However, I couldn't hear whose voice it was, and it seemed like I could never catch up. β
"It's a lot of money! Ah no, it's Lisa Wu! "Actually, the old ghost is not sure.
Without further ado, instead of guessing, we went ahead and checked, so we continued to catch up. On the way forward, the old ghost told me that he had swam in the direction of the blister after he found that I was missing. In the same way, I can't stand the pressure under the water, and I am pressed to the point that my face is swollen and my mouth is propped up. I couldn't stand the pressure, so I wanted to go back.
But just as he was about to turn back, he noticed a bright light flashing under the water, so he turned back to check. But due to the huge pressure, I couldn't dive any further, so I just looked down at the height I could bear. However, suddenly there was a huge suction force from under his feet, and he sucked himself down hard.
Before he could react, he was sucked down.
Fortunately, he didn't faint like me. I only felt a pain in my butt and fell into a space I had never seen before. The surrounding scenery is blue, but there is not a single bit of water. At first, the old ghost thought that he was dead, and he felt how uncomfortable he was. Although I was ready to die, I felt extremely lost after discovering that I was really "dead".
If it comes, it will be safe. In China, legend has it that after death, one goes down to the underworld. The old ghost thought for a moment, since they were all here, let's take a good look. But there is one thing that is very strange: why don't you see the legendary black and white impermanence? The old ghost stood up helplessly and carefully examined what this "netherworld underworld" looked like.
But when I stopped, I found that something was wrong: first, I still felt that my buttocks were about to fall into eight petals, and I was in pain. The second is that I actually saw my own shadow on the ground!
Anyone with a little common sense knows that people don't feel anything after they die. And most importantly, when the soul is separated from the body after death, there will be no shadow. The old ghost was overjoyed, so he slapped himself hard, making his face hurt hotly. Only then did I realize that I was not dead! The old ghost suddenly became relaxed, and it felt good to be alive.
Since he didn't die, it means that he has a big life. Coupled with the traces found in the place, I guess I have been here before. Even if it's not me, it's someone else. So, I followed the footprints I left behind and found it. I followed all the way, and finally saw the handwriting I left, and the stone in my heart was put down.
Just when I was confused by the mermaid, the old ghost appeared in time, and I was connected. Damn, if the old ghost faints like me for a while, or a little bit later, I'll be dead. I thought that my relationship with the old ghost would be too obvious if I said "thank you". However, my heart is still full of gratitude to him. He didn't know how many times he had been here.
The old ghost looked at me and said unnaturally, "Don't, don't look at me like that." You have the heart to make a promise, I really can't bear it! β
"Fuck off!" When the old ghost's grandson was with me, he didn't have a proper shape.
With that, we have come to the fourth temple. The old ghost and I both stopped talking, looked at the quiet around us, and suddenly felt a little out of breath.