The silence around made people feel a little suffocated, and I hurriedly said to the old ghost: "Hey, if there is some movement, even if it is a fart!" It's a little uncomfortable for both of us to be like this. ”

"Who's to say it isn't, I feel that way too! Why is it so eerie here? The old ghost said, "Boss, why don't you do this?" Let me give you a riddle: Why are fish in the deep sea ugly? ”

"Because they're pressed by atmospheric pressure!" I said, but the old ghost shook his head. I went on to guess: "Because of their poor environmental conditions, lack of nutrients? ”

The old ghost shook his head and said, "Because it's too dark, no one can see anyone, everyone can grow up casually......"

"......" I didn't react.

The old ghost looked at my incomprehensible eyes, and immediately said, "Forget it, I guess with your IQ, the riddle will definitely not be guessed." Well, I'll tell you a joke, right? ”

"Okay!" I said, I don't bother to argue with him.

"Hatfield's research shows that the longer people are in contact, the more likely they are to develop friendships or love. So, a man wrote 700 letters to his girlfriend. At last...... At last...... Girlfriend married postman ......"

As soon as I heard it, I was anxious: "Damn, can't you call or text?" ”

"......" The old ghost didn't say anything at first, and only said after a long time: ", your focus is different." Let me tell you one more:

When he was in college, he liked to wake up early to exercise. Once, after Xiao Ming finished exercising, he bought a drawer of xiaolongbao, went back to the dormitory and put it on the table, and then brushed his teeth and washed his face. When I came back, the buns were gone! Xiao Ming was so angry, so he bought the bun back the next day and licked it in front of everyone in the dormitory. When I came back after brushing my teeth, I saw that the bun was still there, but the stuffing was gone. ”

"......" I didn't respond.

"Isn't it funny?" The old ghost saw that I didn't respond for a long time, so he couldn't help but ask.

I didn't really find any laughs, so I shook my head. But seeing that the old ghost had already spoken about two, he smiled unsatisfactorily.

The old ghost is a clear-eyed person, and he saw at once that I was laughing and far-fetched, and seemed to be a little unconvinced, so he said: "Damn, don't laugh if it's not funny, laughing is worse than crying." I'm going to make you laugh! ”

I could only suppress my smile and listen to the old ghost.

The old ghost didn't seem to give up, and said, "Then I'll tell you one more thing: Last night I dreamed that I was chased by a group of big men who were five big and three thick, and after chasing me, I beat the sack on the head, and then I woke up immediately. Oh my god, I'm scared in a cold sweat! Calm down a bit, then go back to sleep. Before I knew it, I fell asleep again, and after a while, I saw the big men waving sacks and saying, 'Yo! Why do you dare to come back? ’。 As a result, I didn't dare to sleep all night......-_-b"

“……”-_-b

"In geography class, a girl didn't listen to the lecture and put on makeup underneath. The teacher walked up to him and asked, 'Can you describe your face with two place names?' The girl couldn't figure out what to think, so she asked him what it was. The teacher replied, 'Dalian, Taiyuan'. The girl immediately rushed to the classroom......"

“……”-_-b

"The child asks his mother, 'What is a honeymoon, Mom?' Mom: 'It's just that I went on a trip with your dad after we got married, and it was fun.' Child: 'Shall I go?' Mother: 'Of course!' Child: 'How did I not know?' Mother: 'You are still young, your father took you there at that time, and I brought you back.' ’”

“……”-_-b

"My colleagues love to watch horror movies, and they love to imagine! One night when I went home with her mother, my colleague in the stairs thought of all kinds of supernatural plots in the movie, and suddenly nervously turned around and said: Mom, if my head suddenly falls, are you afraid? Her mother replied with a blank face and calmly: Child, do you think I am your mother? ”

“……”-_-b

"I can't talk anymore!" The old ghost finally got impatient and said to me, "Are you a wooden man?" I've talked so much, can you give me a reaction? ”

I saw that the old ghost was really anxious, so I said, "On the whole, these jokes you tell are quite successful!" ”

"Really?" As soon as the old ghost heard me praise him, he immediately came to his senses.

"Yes." I nodded and said, "It's a ...... to hear."

The old ghost hurriedly took it and said, "There's a feeling of laughing and wanting to stop, right? ”

"I feel like I can't live in pain!" I concluded.

"......" This time it's the old ghost's turn to stop talking.

I felt that what I was saying was a bit heavy, so I asked him, "Am I being too direct?" ”

The old ghost didn't answer me, but walked forward on his own. I knew that I had lost my words, so I didn't want to say more, so I hurriedly followed. We didn't speak again, but we felt much better than we had just felt. Crossing the temple, he walked to the end of the road in one breath.

The reason why it is the end is because there is no road in front of us, which greatly surprised me and the old ghost. Originally, it looked like Canterlot was relatively high, and the road led to Canterlot all the way. However, the way was blocked by cliffs in front of him. For a while, it was at an impasse, and there was no way to move forward.

The only good thing is that the cliff is not very wide, about twenty meters wide. Fortunately, there are dead trees on our side and on the cliff side. I calculated, with a small iron anchor (made of iron, with four iron hooks to bend the feet, it is possible to hook anything. It often appears in ancient martial arts movies, used to climb over walls or thieves to steal. It shouldn't be a problem.

But when I reached into the bag and touched it, I found that the small iron anchor inside the bag was gone. Maybe when they were entangled with the poisonous scorpion, they fell into the sea with the crystal ball. I was about to turn around and ask the old ghost what to do, but I saw that he also took out the small iron anchor prepared in advance from his bag. I said in my heart that a partner is a partner, and I really have a heart.

I saw the old ghost at the tail of the small iron anchor, tying a dead buckle with a mountaineering rope. Then, throw the small iron anchor out and keep throwing it in the air. When the time is ripe, he throws it hard and firmly hooks the dead tree on the opposite side. The old ghost pulled the ** mountain rope with his hand again, and after making sure that it was firm, he tied a dead knot here.

"Okay, there are two hits. Sure enough, it's a master! I praised.

The old ghost looked at me and praised him, and immediately raised his head high, as if he had really become a martial arts master in an instant. With a wave of his hand, he said to me, "Boss, please go first!" ”

I saw that time was precious, so I didn't say anything to him, and went straight to it. I felt uneasy and pressed the taut rope with my hand, although it was already very strong, but there was such a high cliff from such a distance. It's not easy to crawl over with your bare hands.