Chapter 11: Drinking

Liu Yusheng roared, and Yin Qi, who was holding the soul hooking book in his hand, hesitated slightly. Liu Yusheng took the opportunity to reach out and take out a small and delicate urn from behind him, he raised the urn and said helplessly: "Two yin, Zhao Jun's soul is here, please don't use the magic weapon to damage its yin qi." ”

"Hmph, psychic, didn't you say it wasn't here? What's going on? The detention of the soul is within my own responsibility, and what kind of heart do you have to obstruct like this? A yin sneered.

Liu Yusheng opened the urn with a frustrated expression, and said listlessly: "It's not that I want to obstruct the two of you from doing errands, it's just that the old ghost has some friendship with me, and he is just selfish for a while." After all, it's me who is too self-conscious, don't be surprised, please don't embarrass the soul of the old ghost. ”

The mouth of the urn flashed with a burst of blue light, and the lonely head of the old ghost floated out of it, and as soon as it came out, it complained to Liu Yusheng: "Your kid is too unreliable, just hide me in the urn and want to avoid the soul book of Lord Yincha?" Are you too naΓ―ve or too ignorant? ”

Liu Yusheng knew that he had done something wrong, he didn't talk back, lowered his head and let the old ghost complain, the two yin cha watched coldly for a while, and somewhere to get a chain to go to the old ghost's head, and said gloomily: "Okay, the time has come, Zhao Jun, let's go on the road!" ”

The old ghost was originally a bare head floating in mid-air, but after being put on this chain, the rest of the body grew out. First the neck, then the chest, the arms, the thighs, the calves, and the feet, like a magical magic, but the body that grew out was all bloody, and it looked very terrifying. When the old ghost's body was complete, the chain automatically wrapped itself around it, and out of thin air, an extra chain head fell into Yincha's hand.

Yin Cha's hand shook, and the old ghost involuntarily floated towards it. The two yin cha held the old ghost, turned around and was about to float away, Liu Yusheng couldn't help but ask: "Dare to ask the two yin cha, the old ghost went to the underworld, what happened to him, and is there any hope of reincarnation?" ”

Although Liu Yusheng wanted to obstruct the Yin Misfortune and did not do anything authentic, after all, he was a famous psychic, and the two Yin Mischief didn't want to offend too much. One of them looked at the soul book and said coldly: "Zhao Jun ate up his body and died, but he can be regarded as a starving ghost, and he has killed the living during this time, and it stands to reason that he will go to the eighteenth layer of hell to be punished." As for reincarnation, if you haven't lost your soul after hundreds of years of punishment, you can probably reincarnate as an animal fetus. ”

Hearing that the fate of the old ghost was so miserable, Liu Yusheng's face turned white, he sighed, bowed to the end at the two yincha, and said with some sadness: "The two yincha adults, I know that the laws of the underworld are strict, and you are all sent by others to be the masters." I don't dare to plead for the old ghost, it deserves to be in a sinful end, but friends for many years have never seen each other since then, and it's sad to think about it. I would like to beg you to give me a little time, let me give the old ghost a glass of Zhuangxing wine, can you be accommodating? ”

"Where is the time for you to catch up? Every year, the ghost door is closed and the door is closed, and we are so busy that there are many ghosts who have not been caught, psychic, it's not that we don't want to be accommodating, we really don't have time. A yin said reluctantly.

Liu Yusheng took out a cardboard box from the side, and said respectfully: "I also know the difficulties of the two, some of the money here is a little bit of my meaning, you must accept it." ”

He opened the cardboard box, and inside was a box full of ingots made of yellow paper, yellow, orange and orange were very beautiful. This money is hard currency in the underworld, and the eyes of the two of them are straight. They have been doing yin for many years, their relatives have long been dead, and their descendants have never thought about burning paper money for them. Now Liu Yusheng has taken out such a large box of money, which can be regarded as scratching their itches.

Without waiting for the two of them to react, Liu Yusheng picked up the lighter and lit all the money, and he said with words in his mouth: "Yin and yang are separated, and people retreat!" The money has its own fixed number, go! ”

With all the money burned to ashes, the faces of the two yin differences looked much better, and it seemed that they had received the paper money burned by Liu Yusheng. Liu Yusheng took the opportunity to say attentively: "Don't worry, you two, just drink a glass of Zhuangxing wine, it will definitely not be delayed for a long time, please take a moment, how about it?" ”

As the saying goes, eating other people's mouths is soft, and taking other people's hands is short, and the two of them received so much paper money from Liu Yusheng, so it is not good to give him too much face. What's more, Liu Yusheng's request is not too much, it's just a glass of Zhuangxing wine for the old ghost, anyway, there is a soul hook book in the old ghost can't run away, the yin cha thought about it, and nodded and agreed to Liu Yusheng's request.

Liu Yusheng was overjoyed, turned around and walked to the back room and moved a big jar out, before the jar was unsealed, a smell of wine came to his face, and the greedy two were drooling. He pointed to the chains on the old ghost and said, "Two yin, this ...... Can you be accommodating and let the old ghost keep his body for the time being, and remove the soul chain on his body? ”

A good man did it to the end and sent the Buddha to the west, and he had already agreed to Liu Yusheng's request, so it would not be bad to give him another face. Yin Cha recited a few inexplicable spells, and the chains on the old ghost's body fell off automatically, and then disappeared, but its body remained. The old ghost stretched his arms a few times and sighed with satisfaction: "I haven't felt like this for a long time, and it feels so good to have arms and legs." Come on, boy, let's have a drink and get on the road! ”

Liu Yusheng agreed, uncovered the mud seal on the wine jar, and suddenly a rich aroma of wine filled the entire room. The old ghost sniffed and said, "Good wine!" Wine! Liu Yusheng, even if you have a heart, you can find this hundred-year-old wine, and there are refined corpses and rotten purple river cars in it, it's a big supplement, hahahaha......"

The two yin cha smelled the wine, listened to the old ghost's ostentatious introduction, and drooled down. Liu Yusheng turned a blind eye, just moved the wine jar to the table, beckoned the old ghost to sit down, and then took out a pair of wooden chopsticks and handed it to it and said: "This is the evil wine that I have worked so hard to get, and it can only be drunk for the souls of the dead, and the living are riddled with diseases." Come on, you can taste it. ”

The old ghost looked at the chopsticks in his hand in a daze, and asked with a smile: "You just let me drink this?" Who drinks alcohol with chopsticks at home? Deliberately playing with me about you? ”

"You know a fart, this wine has another mystery, let you drink it with chopsticks to understand the mystery." Liu Yusheng said mysteriously.

Yin Cha on the side couldn't help but interject: "This is the legendary Five Elements Wine?" ”

Liu Yusheng gave a thumbs up and praised: "It is worthy of being yin, well-informed!" Unlike the old ghost, who has no knowledge, this is indeed the Five Elements Wine! ”

Yin Cha was amazed, and walked around the jar and said, "Psychic, you are so capable, you can get this kind of wine, did you make it?" ”

Liu Yusheng smiled silently, just nodded. The old ghost and the other yin didn't know what was so special about this wine, so they asked in unison, "What is so special about this wine?" Come and hear it! ”

In order to show off his knowledge, Yin Cha, who circled around the jar, said proudly: "The so-called Five Elements Wine, you must take the Five Elements to brew, and then secretly combine the Five Elements to be afraid, and it is very particular to drink." The psychic took wooden chopsticks to drink, thinking that this altar was a fire wine? ”

Liu Yusheng clapped his hands and applauded: "That's right, this jar is the fire wine, and it must be drunk with wooden utensils, but there is no wooden wine cup at home, and the other wood is not compatible with the evil spirit." These pairs of chopsticks that have been used for the rice of the dead, contaminated with death and wood, are just used to drink this wine. ”

The old ghost didn't seem to understand it, but the wine was fragrant, and it didn't care what it was about, so he picked up the chopsticks and dipped them in his mouth, and then let out a satisfied sigh. The two people next to him looked at each other, and Liu Yusheng slowly handed them a pair of chopsticks and said, "Since the two of you have caught up, let's drink it together, this wine is rare in the netherworld for a hundred years, don't miss it." ”

"In that case, then I'm welcome!" The two of them took the chopsticks and squeezed to the edge of the jar to suck and drink.

Seeing the three ghosts drinking and drinking, Liu Yusheng said: "It's too stuffy to only drink, the two of you are yin, wait for me to make you a lively drink." ”

Liu Yusheng opened a box in the living room and took out two paper-tied women from it. The surface of these two paper figures, I don't know which Danqing skillful hand was drawn, looks extremely beautiful. He put the two paper figures together, surrounded them with a few strange skins, and then picked up a handful of willow branches and whipped them fiercely. The paper figure was fragile and was soon whipped into pieces, and he put down the willow branch and snapped his fingers and said, "Don't show up soon!" ”

As Liu Yusheng's words fell, two pocket beauties with a height of about one meter and two stood up from the place where the paper figures were scattered! Although these two beauties are not tall, they are all superb in other aspects, with long breasts, thighs and buttocks, and they are so beautiful that they are bubbling. The two beauties look very real, not at all like they are illusions, they sit next to the two yin cha with a smile, and their ears and temples are so enviable.

While drinking, the two yin cha moved their hands and feet to the beauties around them, and their faces were ready to move. One of the yin cha said, "This ...... How embarrassing is that? Psychic, you're making it hard for us like this. You must know that Zhao Jun is going to be taken away no matter what, I'm afraid your efforts will be in vain. ”

Liu Yusheng smiled and said, "This has nothing to do with the old ghost, it's purely to entertain the two." I have always been hospitable, and I would treat the living as well as the souls of the dead, entertaining two yin, how can there be no meat with wine? So, enjoy! ”

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