Chapter 12: Into the urn

Liu Yusheng said decently, in the final analysis, it was for the sake of the old ghost Zhao Jun, otherwise there would be a lot of people who came and went to the yang world, why hadn't anyone mentioned him as hospitable? But this wine is really delicious, and the paper beauty is really tempting, the two exchanged a few words, looked up and said: "Since the psychic is so sincere, we are ashamed of our disrespect, haha......"

Liu Yusheng smirked twice, and then said in a fake manner: "This is because I see that the two of you have worked very hard to travel between the Yin and Yang worlds, so I used it to treat you." Every time one more unjust soul in the yang world does not go, it is possible that one more living person will be killed, and the two do not know how many evil ghosts have been detained, and they have made great contributions to the peace of this yang world. A mere paper man, even if he enjoys it, how can he be ashamed? ”

Although Liu Yusheng's words sound reasonable, it's a pity that his acting skills are too poor, the two yin have a long life and rich experience, how can they be deceived by him? But then again, the two Yin have been shuttling between the Yin and Yang worlds for so many years, and they have never met anyone who dares to calculate them. Therefore, the vigilance in their hearts is really not high, which gives Liu Yusheng a chance.

The two paper beauties seem to be demented, and the one around them has no effect on them, and they only know how to please the two yin. The two yin cha glanced at each other, and invariably stretched out their hands to hug the beauties beside them into their arms. Although the two beauties are made of paper, they are flesh and blood after transformation, and their movements and expressions are no different from those of the living, and they are as gentle as water and let the yin difference be taken and demanded, and it must be very comfortable to do that.

The old ghost's eyes widened, he couldn't even drink the wine, and he was about to watch a spring palace drama, but what happened next really blinded its ghost eyes. I saw a yin cha rubbing the beauty in his arms, as if looking at a peerless treasure, rubbing for a while, suddenly opened his big mouth and bit off one of the beauty's arms! The beauty was dripping with blood on her shoulder, but she didn't feel the pain at all, and she still smiled smartly, as if her arm was not hers at all.

The other yin was even more vicious, and the big mouth gnawed off the beauty's head, and chewed it a few times and swallowed it with a grunt. The headless paper beauty is still moving freely, and she is still massaging Yin Cha with a blood-spurting neck. The old ghost thought that he could see a good show, but he didn't expect it to be such a result, the two yin cha ate very enjoyable, and it came up hungry, hugged his arm and gnawed it.

For a moment, the sound of squeaking was incessant, it was the sound of broken bones and flesh being torn apart, and the smell of blood filled the room. Liu Yusheng watched the three ghosts eat expressionlessly, and didn't say a word, just silently took a pillar of incense and lit it.

Although Yin is small, her mouth is open like a boundless black hole, and the paper beauty is gnawed clean after a while. The two of them smacked their lips in disappointment, and one of them hiccuped, and it touched its belly and said with satisfaction: "Psychic, thank you so much, I haven't tasted such a delicacy for many years." ”

Liu Yusheng was noncommittal, and the other yin smirked and said: "But we have been out for a long time, so we should go back, thank you very much for the hospitality of the psychic, and if we meet again one day in the future, we will definitely not treat you badly." ”

Its meaning is obvious, that is, to warn Liu Yusheng that he must stop in moderation in the matter of the old ghost, in the final analysis, no matter how powerful Liu Yusheng is, he is just an ordinary person, sooner or later one day his yang life will run out, and then his soul will always have to go to the underworld. Today, he has done enough work on his face, and let the two Yin Cha enjoy a rare handful of wine and blood food, so as long as he doesn't make trouble in the affairs of the old ghost, Yin Cha may give him some preferential treatment when he dies in the future.

The old ghost had already gnawed off his two arms, and when he heard Yin Cha say that he was leaving, his body paused, and he looked very worried. Liu Yusheng looked at the old ghost, sighed gloomily and said: "Alas, manpower is exhausted from time to time, old ghost, it's not that I don't help you, it's really too difficult for this matter." The two yin chasers represent the majesty of the underworld, what can I do as a mortal? Just follow them, and don't worry when you get down, I'll burn you more meat and paper money. ”

"Yusheng, it's nothing to go down, but it's a pity that this jar is a good wine!" The old ghost looked at the wine jar with a look of pity and said, "Where can I find this wine below?" I'm afraid that I won't be able to drink anymore. But I can't take it away, so what can I do? ”

Liu Yusheng frowned, and suddenly said loudly like a flash of inspiration: "I heard that the two yin cha can hold everything in their stomachs and can pass through the two worlds of yin and yang, why don't you please do me a favor and bring this wine to the old ghost, okay?" I will never treat the two of you badly, and there are two jars of the same fire wine here, which can be regarded as my thank you gift to the two! ”

The two glanced at each other proudly, and said modestly: "What can hold everything, it's just that it can hold some ghosts, but this wine, as long as the two of us brothers drink it in our stomachs, it can indeed be brought to the lower realm." ”

"Then bother the two bad brothers, as long as you bring this good wine, I promise not to make trouble along the way." The old ghost said respectfully.

It's not a big deal to bring a jar of wine, and besides, they each have a jar of good wine, so the two naturally agreed. Liu Yusheng saw that they agreed, and when he walked over, he was about to tear open the mud seal, but a yin cha hurriedly stopped: "Psychic, we promised to bring this wine, but we can't drink it here, we have to drink it with chopsticks until the Year of the Monkey?" If we delay the time to go back to the errand, we can't afford to bear the guilt. I think let's just take this jar away! ”

Liu Yusheng was stunned, and said a little reluctantly: "The old ghost's wine is brought down by the two of you, and the two of you give it good wine, don't you plan to enjoy it here?" How much can the two of them drink when they get to the next drink, that's not necessarily the case. ”

Yin Cha is actually a very humble existence in the underworld, and there are many more powerful underworld spirits above them, in addition to being higher than the status of the revenant, Yin Cha can only be regarded as an unpopular trick when it comes to official ranks. Liu Yusheng is right, if they get any benefits in the yang world, after returning to the lower realm, they will have to pay filial piety to all the officials, and how much they can leave depends on luck.

The two of them hesitated when Liu Yusheng said, this fire wine is really a good thing, and it is reluctant to give them away for nothing. But if you drink it here, you drink it with chopsticks, do you still need to talk about that degree? When this jar of wine is drunk, I'm afraid that next year's ghost door will be opened. A yin gritted his teeth and said viciously: "You can't be cheap, those bastards, brother, let's drink this jar of good wine right here." Since the psychic gave us the wine, it must not matter how we drink it, don't use chopsticks, just suck it! ”

After saying this, he floated to the wine jar, stretched out an octopus-like hand to open the mud seal, and then opened his big mouth to the jar and inhaled vigorously. I only heard its "whirring", a gust of wind blew, and half of the tables and benches in the room were missing, but the wine jar did not move at all.

Yin Cha clutched his stomach and screamed twice, complaining: "Psychic, what is this wine jar made of?" Why can't I smoke the alcohol? Ouch my tummy ......"

It grunted and vomited for a long time, spitting out a pile of scraps of wood from its mouth. Liu Yusheng couldn't help but smile and replied: "I was about to remind the two of you, it's not that I have to ask you to drink here, it's just that when this wine is brewed, the five elements are too heavy, and a layer of peach wood core is breaded in the jar to block the evil qi from dissipating." Unless you drink the wine with wooden chopsticks stained with corpses, I don't think you will be the only ones who will go into the jar and drink it. ”

"Didi ......"

The alarm clock rang, Liu Yusheng looked at his watch and said, "The two of you are already ugly, please decide what to do." If you are afraid of losing time, then this wine ......"

He pretended to hesitate for a moment and then said, "Then I will keep this wine for now, and then drink it slowly when the two of you have a chance to come up." ”

"I don't know when it will be next time I come up, and besides, it may not be our brother's turn to come up, psychic, we must drink this wine today. Since the evil qi can't be sucked out, let's go in and drink, but there is one thing I must remind you, the peach wood jar can't trap us brothers, don't think of any bad ideas. A yin said coldly.

Liu Yusheng said sternly: "Don't dare, don't dare." How dare I fight the idea of two? Aren't you afraid of going to the eighteen layers of hell in the future? ”

Yin Cha looked at Liu Yusheng and the old ghost, and said with a sneer: "Zhao Jun, don't think about running away, with this soul hooking book, you can't escape my words even if you run to the edge of the sky." ”

The old ghost said helplessly: "The longevity of the shell is over, where else can I run?" In the future, every day in the Yang World will consume Yin Qi, and I don't want to be distracted by the Sun's Evil Spirit. ”

The two yin cha looked at the fire and evil wine in the jar, after all, it was the wine worm that defeated reason, only to see the black light shining, the two yin cha turned into a puff of smoke, and each slipped into a wine jar. After a long while, Liu Yusheng and the old ghost looked at the wine jar and didn't move, and it seemed that they really didn't have any other plans.

Suddenly a dirt bag appeared on the roof, and a hand stretched out from it, just a lone hand! The hand slowly crawled out of the dirt bag, and the finger nodded at Liu Yusheng and the old ghost, and then disappeared.

After a while, the old ghost's voice said with some apprehension: "Yusheng, is it done?" ”

"Yes, you can't trust me?" Liu Yusheng said dissatisfiedly, "Even if you can't trust me, you have to trust this fiery wine." I put two hard-boiled eggs at the bottom of the jar, and the two fools would drink up the wine in order to eat the eggs, and the jar was hot enough for them to sleep for a week. This week is your last ......"

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