Chapter 093: The Buddha Says Fart
Bao Yuan heard what the monk said, and immediately asked, "Master, where did this gold come from?" ”
At this moment, look at the monk again, as if the Buddha of the Great Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven was in person, only to see him sitting on the golden futon, the treasure is solemn, a look of pity and compassion, one hand salutes, the mouth is reciting Amitabha Buddha, the right hand is greatly waved, a gust of wind blows, and the sleeves of the people who are lifted are hunting, and the cold wind enters the bones. In an instant, the golden gold suddenly turned into bones, and pools of blood of all sizes filled everywhere, like a battlefield that had just stopped killing.
The gold in Ping Sigui's hand turned into a blood-stained head in an instant, and a pair of bulging bloody eyes stared straight at him.
The frightened Ping Sigui hurriedly threw his hand away, scolded his mother loudly, and even said the monk's words.
The monk smiled and said, "Donors, if you want to get gold here, it depends on whether you dare or not?" The pool of blood, the remains, and everything in this place are all gold, and Hugh wants to see that the appearance is terrible and terrifying, and gold is a derivative of bloody desire, and the benefactor wants to get gold, and his hands are not bloody, which is absolutely impossible! ”
Du Muqing listened, and couldn't help but secretly think: "The old monk's implication is that if you want to get gold, you must have blood on your hands, doesn't it mean that the huge wealth of my Du Fenghuo Group was also built on blood, impossible, impossible, my family is not like that, the old monk is talking nonsense." ”
Sun Panzi asked with a straight face: "Master, is this the true appearance of the bottom of Dongting Lake?" ”
The monk nodded and replied slowly: "What this benefactor said is very true, this is indeed the true truth, but what you are talking about The old monk at the bottom of Dongting Lake does not know, and the old monk only knows that this is the land of the Buddha." Of course, the Fallen Buddha Land is just a saying, in the past, millions of golden Buddhas were here to suppress the ancient evil gods, these are all left by them, although they have fallen into the dust, yet. The flesh, flesh and bones of the ancient Buddha are all golden, and these should be called gold in humanity! ”
Song Pengxin said: "Damn, it is indeed true to say so, wealth is indeed based on slaughter and plunder!" ”
I thought so in my heart.
Song Peng didn't dare to say it bluntly.
Ping Sigui was secretly thinking about it, whether it was a head, a skeleton, a disgusting mess or something, as long as Lao Tzu took it away from the bottom of Dongting Lake and turned it into gold, what did he care about so much? But as long as Ping Sigui went to take it and move it, he immediately found that the remains were either glaring at him or baring his teeth. It's not cold.
Bao Yuan's mind turned fast, and his heart said: "If you can't get gold, you can't get it, Lao Tzu doesn't have to be miles, this station is not harvested, Lao Tzu will go to the next station, Lao Tzu doesn't have to hang himself on this tree at the bottom of Dongting Lake, Lao Tzu is not so stupid, hum!" Fuck you! ”
The old monk looked at Sun Panzi with kind eyes. He asked in a harmonious voice: "This donor, the old monk looks at you and is not an extraordinary person. The evil envoy in the world, one in a cycle, you don't fulfill your original righteousness, what are you doing here? The donor said that he was not here to find gold, so he dared to ask what the donor was looking for here? ”
Sun Panzi heard the monk say that he was the evil envoy of the world. Sun Panzi is a little confused. Suddenly, he thought about it again, when he was in the Prison Dragon City in Tanggula Mountain, King Xuangui had privately told himself that he was a person from the Prison Dragon City and should stay in the Dragon Prison City. Zhang Liutong once said on the altar that Master Guangri got a mysterious seal from the belly of the old turtle in the Yellow River. said that he was the lord of Prison Dragon City, could it be that Prison Dragon City was his own destination.
Sun Panzi was lost.
The monk said that he was the evil envoy of the world.
Sun Panzi only realized that the evil envoys in the world may be to suppress those evil people who are humane emperors, or maybe the Prison Dragon City in Tanggula Mountain is his own destination.
Sun Panzi was really reluctant, and he came to the bottom of Dongting Lake to do something.
If you want to help Bao Yuan prevent the third senior brother Zhang Liutong from saving people, it is obvious that he is no longer the opponent of the third senior brother.
Sun Panzi couldn't answer again, and said in a heart-wrenched manner: "Back to the master's words, Sun Mou is here to find himself, and also to uncover the secret of the year!" ”
The monk asked, "So, may I ask if Master Sun has found it?" Has the secret ever been revealed? ”
Sun Panzi sighed and said, "No, Sun is getting more and more confused!" ”
The monk listened, suddenly laughed three times, the momentum shook the sky and the moon, the mighty sound continued at the bottom of this Dongting Lake, the flat ground trembled three times, the ears of the shock were almost unbearable, the voice stopped, the monk smiled and said: "Sun Shizhu, you want to find back the lost self, naturally you can't come to this Buddha land, Sun Shizhu shoulders the supreme responsibility, lose yourself, you need to go to the place of relief, Sun Shizhu can find yourself, in order to understand the true meaning of existence, these few Xiao Shi are not." ”
Sun Panzi seemed to suddenly become enlightened, bowed to the monk and asked, "Master, may I ask, where does Sun have to find himself?" ”
Bao Yuan felt that the situation was very bad, and kept muttering in his heart, what did the monk mean by this? What the hell is he going to do? Then the monk shouldn't want to temper Sun Panzi, right? The bald donkey can't always talk about the words in the temple when he meets people, Lao Tzu also expects Sun Panzi to escort everyone, in case Sun Panzi suddenly opens the shackles to understand who he is, follows you as a monk, and enters the Heavenly Palace from the giant gate of Yin and Yang in the mirror, which is very bad, and Lao Tzu can't let you do anything.
Bao Yuan thought of this, and said loudly: "Ninth Master, I know that you are soft-hearted, you can't do it, you can measure everything with compassion, but you haven't helped Xiaoqing get back the lost country of the Du family, Ninth Master, you can't leave us alone, you can't do it without you, you should protect our juniors." ”
Ping Sigui and Song Peng immediately seconded: "Yes, yes, Ninth Master, don't trust others casually!" ”
The monk looked at Bao Yuan and said: "Why does Bao Xiao donor have such clear grievances, hehe, the old monk is very curious, how can the supreme scroll of the Emperor of Heaven fall into your hands, if you say that Bao Xiao Donor is the reincarnation of the Emperor of Heaven, but it is not like, it is not like, it is not like, but this character is very similar to the Emperor of Heaven, strange, strange!" ”
Bao Yuan listened to the monk's words, he was very proud, and said in his heart: "Hehe, old monk, you are afraid of the dog's day, right?" I know that I'm afraid, I'm right, Lao Tzu, maybe it's really the reincarnation of the Emperor of Heaven, even if you are a monk who has attained the Tao and dares to rob people with Lao Tzu, you are clearly looking for shit (death) with a dung fork on your dog day, haha! ”
Du Muqing took it seriously, and said in her heart: "Could it be that Bao Yuan is really the Emperor of Heaven, no wonder he is so prickly, of course the person who grandma likes can't be wrong!" ”
Of course, Ah Shirui believed it, and he had long believed that Bao Yuan was the true dragon emperor, but he didn't expect that Bao Yuan was actually the Emperor of Heaven above the Nine Heavens.
The monk's words made Ah Shirui look up to Bao Yuan again.
Ping Sigui and Song Peng are like mirrors, of course they don't believe this kind of, if Bao Yuan is the reincarnation of the Emperor of Heaven, he is the Taishang Laojun and the Yuan Shi Tianzun, otherwise how could the brothers get together? Song Peng even thought, could it be that a few of our good buddies are destined to be gods, haha, it turns out that the great gods gathered.
Sun Panzi asked in a humble voice: "Master, is the little benefactor really the Emperor of Heaven?" ”
The monk smiled and said: "Hehe, joking, joking, of course, this is impossible, the Emperor of Heaven presides over the Nine Heavens Guanghuan, and he is a person in ancient times, although he acts perversely, he does his own thing, however, the Emperor of Heaven represents the heavens and everything, how can the Emperor of Heaven be reincarnated?" The old monk was just curious about the little benefactor Bao, and the little benefactor didn't seem to take the old monk in front of the old monk at all. Two thousand years ago, the old monk woke up and didn't see anyone, and decades ago, the old monk woke up and begged me, Corporal Lixian. Buddhists have always advocated selflessness, no one's appearance, no sentient beings, mortals, gods and Buddhas, all beings are equal, however, how the old monk said it is the legacy of the ancient Buddha, and the old monk speaks barbarian words, there are very few, dare to talk nonsense like Bao Xiao benefactor, who is not the emperor of heaven? ”
"Poof~" Bao Yuan sprayed.
If there is a hypothetical possibility, Bao Yuan really wants to spray hundreds of CC blood for the monk to see.
In fact, Bao Yuan was reluctant to vomit blood.
The monk said so.
It can be regarded as amusing, teasing, and funny to Ping Sigui and Song Peng, and they can't even straighten their waists. Song Pengxin said that this is bullshit, damn, I almost hurt Lao Tzu thought that Bao Yuan was really the reincarnation of the Emperor of Heaven. That's it, hum, in the real world, a handful of them are more than the sweat pores on the body. Haha, old monk, old monk, do you know that there are two good qualities in this world, one is the unique rich quality of the Chinese, the nouveau riche uncle's virtue, which is unique in the world, and the other is the innate gentlemanly demeanor. Haha, the old monk may have seen a gentleman, but he has never seen a poor man like Bao Yuan, haha! Ha ha!
The monk asked again: "Master Bao, how did you get this divine scroll?" ”
Of course, Bao Yuan couldn't answer, the divine scroll was the ancestral heirloom of the Bao family, but it was obtained by Bao Houdao back then, not by Bao Yuan's own hands.
Bao Yuan is by no means the kind of person who is dumbfounded by others, he has completely inherited the good quality of Bao Houdao's unreliable, how to say it if there is material, how to say it if there is a gimmick, there is only one principle, which makes the other party dizzy, like falling into the clouds and fog, and can't distinguish between the southeast and the northwest. So, Bao Yuandong pulled a sentence of "Romance of the Gods", a sentence of "Journey to the West" in the west, and a strong word to reason and blindly pull "Mountains, Seas and Mountains", which was full of black and yellow words. It is said that this god scroll is the yellow list used by Jiang Ziya and Jiang Taigong to seal the gods in ancient times, and it is said that Jiang Ziya jumped to the beam of the house after sealing the gods, and the emperor regained the god scroll, that is, he recruited Bao Yuan into the heavenly palace, and the two of them did not distinguish between the monarchs and the ministers, and they were drunk in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and the emperor was happy to give the god scroll to Bao Yuan. Destiny Bao Yuan eternal generations to unify humanity, manage all routine affairs of humanity, have the supreme right to wipe the gods and kill the Buddha, and act in the world without asking for instructions, first cut and then play......
But I didn't know that the monk listened, changed his normal behavior, and said more than a dozen big farts in one breath.
Instead, Bao Yuan was shocked...... (To be continued......)