Bao Yuan shouted grievances, saying that he said the truth, why don't you believe it, love to believe it or not.

Du Muqing couldn't help but laugh, first, Bao Yuan's ability to talk nonsense is really a must, he can always connect some incoherent, irrelevant, and inexplicable things together and talk nonsense, and he can always talk colorfully. Second, the mysterious old monk talked about fart, which really caught Du Muqing, a little woman, unexpected.

Listening to Bao Yuan's loud shouting of grievances, Du Muqing's laughter in her heart became even more uncomfortable.

His face turned red.

Ping Sigui and Song Peng were even more exaggerated, the two of them stood at the bottom of the desolate and full Dongting Lake, originally a little scared, at a loss, listening to the monk's mouth screaming out of a big fart, this kind of panicked feeling was swept away, and he couldn't close his mouth for a long time.

Although the mercenary's Chinese level is not very good, he seems to understand this fart and grins non-stop.

Ah Shi Rui didn't agree, a serious one is more true, Ah Shi Rui Jue, although Bao Yuan is a little younger, but it is the existence of surpassing the First Emperor, it is the ninety-five dignity of one shoulder to the sky and one shoulder to the ground, how can this person who does not have hair on his head fart here, without respect, Ah Shirui immediately took a big step forward and shouted at the monk: "Presumptuous, the bald man who does not grow hair on his head, you dare to say such a big rebellious words in front of Bao Xiaoye, it is really insulting to the king's divine might, how can we spare you, Not killing is not enough to show the prestige of the king, little Bao Ye, please immediately decree that this bald man who has no king's law will be punished! ”

Du Muqing listened to it and hurriedly said, "Brother Shirui, it's not so serious, haha!" ”

Song Peng said with a smile: "Ashi Rui is loyal to the monarch's patriotism. Heaven and earth can be learned, this is not a sloppy horse. This is the truth of loyalty! ”

Although Ashirui was angry in his mouth, he took a big step. But he didn't dare to go one step further.

A Shirui's heart is like a mirror, and the current situation seems to be a master that only Sun Panzi and the mercenaries can talk about, although Bao Yuan is driven by the king, he can only mediate and escape when encountering any danger. But this man is a tall and bald man who uses evil methods for his good deeds, and really uses a chariot to punish him, first, because there are no good horses here, and second, I am afraid that even taking down this bald man will be a problem. Ah Shi loses power and does not lose power, just like the courtier who is the leader of the Jinluan Palace. Stand straight and proud.

Bao Yuan smiled and said: "Brother Shirui, don't be so nervous, don't kill people at every turn, it's unnecessary, and it's not tasteful, haha!" Ha ha! ”

Ah Shi got the buffer steps, and immediately pointed at the monk and shouted: "Wu Na bald, you listen well, it's not that I'm afraid." It is because you are old and frail, and the great crime you committed has been recorded again, and if you commit the Tianwei of the little master again in the future, it will never be so cheap. Thou knowest thyself! ”

Sun Panzi whispered: "Xiaobao, don't talk nonsense, you can't fake it in front of real people." How did this scroll come about, you honestly tell the Buddha. Maybe the Buddha will point you to the confusion in your heart, and it's better than if you run around the window like a fly without a head. It is not allowed to pay great respect to the master, and the worship of the Buddha must be pious. ”

The monk sneered and said, "Little donor Bao, let me ask you, you said that you have seen the Emperor of Heaven, what does the Emperor of Heaven look like?" ”

Bao Yuan was stunned at first, then his eyes purred, and he said in his heart: "Damn, you still want to test Lao Tzu on dog days, okay, Lao Tzu is not afraid of you, Lao Tzu has never seen the Emperor of Heaven, but you may not have seen the Emperor of Heaven on a dog day, Lao Tzu is afraid of you eggs, I am afraid that you are not Uncle Bao and me, what kind of ball does the Emperor look like, it is not Lao Tzu who has the final say." Bao Yuan had already thought about it in his heart, and the old monk didn't seem to be able to hear his own slander.

If so, the monk knew what Bao Yuan was thinking and muttering.

I've already dismantled the round diorama.

How can Bao Yuan talk nonsense here.

Bao Yuan immediately put out the score of the three masters, coughed in a big way, rolled his eyes and said: "Master, you have to listen carefully, the Emperor of Heaven is eight feet long, oh, no, no, no, short, short, the Emperor of Heaven is eighty zhang long, born with six eyes, eight ears, this is called the six ways of seeing the eyes, listening to the eight directions, the length of the body is eighty zhang, that is just the inherent appearance of the gods of the Emperor of Heaven, can change the size at will, as big as stepping on the bottom of the universe, the top of the head of the universe. The Emperor of Heaven roared, and the spittle stars that spewed out could fill the Fallen Buddha Land, and he soaked in urine, haha, the Nine Heavens God Dou couldn't fit it......"

"Poof~"

Du Muqing couldn't help but spray.

The monk laughed and asked, "Master Bao, what you are talking about is the Tao, let me ask you again, how many cups did you drink with the Emperor of Heaven?" A cup of geometry? ”

The monk spoke again at this time, but he no longer used the word Bao Xiao Donor, and changed his name to Bao Shi Master.

Song Peng sneered, completely ignoring his expression, and said in his heart: "Lao Bao, Lao Bao, you are really boundless this time, heh, the Emperor of Heaven is eighty zhang long, isn't it a mouthful of Dongting Lake when he drinks wine, you still drink with the Emperor of Heaven, pull, you have no score, can you drink Dongting Lake?" ”

Ah Shirui was dumbfounded, he couldn't remember much about the past myths, and he felt that the domineering appearance of Bao Yuan's words was exposed, which was the true character of the king.

Sun Panzi shook his head helplessly, thinking to himself, why doesn't Bao Yuan, this kid has a door, can he talk nonsense?

Bao Yuan continued to put on the grandeur of the three masters, and said while gesturing: "Master, I call you a master, that is to respect you as a Buddhist monk, in fact, you have to carefully sort out the truth, my ancestor Bao is kind, Bao is an old man, and he has been a giant Buddha for a few days!" ”

The monk sighed slightly and motioned for Bao Yuan to continue.

Bao Yuan continued: "If you want to say that the Emperor's living standards, daily life, going home, wearing pants and shoes, and all aspects are extremely luxurious, let's just say that I drink with the Emperor, and the cup we use, do you know what that cup is called?" Say it and scare you to death, what is it called, it's quite tongue-twisting, oh, yes, yes, it's called 'Nine Consecutive Golden Emerald Cold Jade Dragon Chalcedony Cup', do you know how that cup is made? It is a 99900 zhang golden dragon, made of cramps and bone extraction, every 999 golden dragons can make a cup, this kind of cup only has three, one for the Emperor of Heaven, one for the Queen Mother, and the other is just under the ......."

Ping Si Guixin said: "It's really farting and not playing drafts, nine hundred and ninety-nine hundred zhang golden dragons make cups, can you hold them?" Fart, fart, your big fart. ”

Song Peng was also disdainful, and said in his heart: "Bao Yuan, this kid Kan Dashan's level, unconsciously went to the next level, okay, there is a set." ”

Bao Yuanguan couldn't tell that he was ugly, his eyebrows straightened up, and he looked stubborn and conceited, and continued to talk nonsense: "Lao Tzu, when I was drinking with the Emperor of Heaven in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, all the gods and Buddhas of the heavens were lying on the ground, all like dogs, how could they have ever seen such a big formation. I have never seen the Emperor so happy, the master has said before, the Emperor of Heaven behaves perversely, has an arrogant personality, and is a person in ancient times, so he will naturally not put those who do not seek pragmatism and protect themselves in the eyes of the gods and Buddhas, Lao Tzu and the Emperor of Heaven only care about drinking each other, the Emperor of Heaven drinks a loyal Galaxy pearl wine, and I will drink a loyal Changhong Zirui syrup, you don't underestimate it, that cup can be far better than a pool of Dongting Lake water, the Emperor of Heaven drinks ten cups in a row, Lao Tzu I can fall behind, Lao Tzu and the Emperor of Heaven in one breath to dry eleven cups, the Emperor of Heaven gives face, we have to carry it. ”

Du Muqing said in her heart: "Blow, you can blow hard." ”

Sun Panzi said in his heart, the more this kid talks, the more he flies, can anyone who has seen the Emperor of Heaven be an immortal here?

Ping Sigui and Song Peng didn't say anything, and laughed secretly on the side.

The mercenaries who provoked him were more than happy, in fact, the mercenaries didn't understand half a sentence, but they just felt that the monk was conquered by Bao Yuan, and they couldn't stop laughing.

Bao Yuan continued: "Oh, don't fucking believe you guys......" Bao Yuan said proudly, he forgot that he was talking to the monk about the Emperor of Heaven, and unconsciously it had become him to put a dragon gate array for everyone, and invisibly included everyone, Bao Yuan continued: "Lao Tzu was physically and mentally happy at that time, and unconsciously drank too much with the Emperor of Heaven, you know, some people drink into the liver, and some people drink into the kidneys. The Emperor of Heaven drank too much, the wine entered the liver, and his face was red like a monkey's buttocks, Lao Tzu is different, how much he drank also entered the kidneys, but it was a little bitter bladder, no, Lao Tzu couldn't let the bladder explode. ”

Ping Sigui said: "It's strange that you can't hold it to death!" ”

Song Pengxin said: "Just rely on your little body of a dog, drink so much wine, beware of urinating and drowning yourself!" ”

Bao Yuanguan everyone had no rebuttal, thinking that he was talking about a drip, and he was even more proud, and continued to say: "Lao Tzu is a little lame, two big strides to the South Heavenly Gate, oh, Lao Tzu looked down, that is called a high, but, Lao Tzu is the kind of person who is afraid of heights, Lao Tzu said in his heart, there are many places in the world that are in drought every year, Lao Tzu came to give you some rain, only to hear the voice behind him, the Emperor of Heaven said that he couldn't stop urinating, the two of us went back and forth in the South Heavenly Gate and compared, unexpectedly, His urine fell and turned into the Dead Sea, but can Lao Tzu lose, my urine, guess what? ”

Ping Sigui couldn't help it and shouted: "What else can I do, I must have collapsed my stomach before you pee!" ”

Bao Yuan glanced at Ping Sigui fiercely, and hummed and said: "I know that you kid has no knowledge, the Emperor of Heaven urinated into the Dead Sea, why did Lao Tzu collapse, who is Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is a great god, Lao Tzu soaked in urine, deliberately made a small magical power, divided into four branches, urine in the earth has become the Bohai Sea, the Yellow Sea, the East China Sea, the South China Sea, if you don't believe it, go and taste it, Lao Tzu's urine is salty, it is not nonsense, the five lakes and the four seas are really Lao Tzu's ...... for urine"

Du Muqing couldn't help but burst out: "The four seas are your urine, what are the fish, fish, shrimp and shrimp in the sea?" ”

Du Muqing blushed as soon as she asked, and she was embarrassed. (To be continued......)