Chapter 37: Please Eat Me

I put away my smile, closed my eyes and started leaning against the wall again, hitting my head rhythmically, showing that I was too lazy to talk to him.

When the old monk saw that I ignored him, he laughed a few times, and then led his apprentice away.

He thinks I'm so stupid, but in fact, my heart is like a mirror, I have food to give him, I might as well eat myself, what am I going to do in the tower? I think this old monk is a swaggering and deceitful person, and after contributing food, he will kill me, otherwise why didn't I see other monks? Look at the little apprentice behind him, he is not necessarily better dressed than me, and he is probably subjected to his exploitation.

Maybe the tower that shone with golden light, every brick and tile was tricked by him, must have been eyeing me a long time ago, otherwise he wouldn't have passed by every day, and looked at me with deep meaning.

I squinted and waited for the old monk to walk away, and then looked back at my unfinished half steamed bun, which was enough for me to eat several meals, so I had to quickly climb back and put away the steamed buns, so as not to let the wild dogs take them away.

I regretted it when I climbed, I knew it would not come, I didn't expect it to be so difficult to go back, I made several efforts, and only rubbed back half of the way, the previous steamed buns were eaten in vain, and the body was all wasted on the road.

In the next few days, in addition to continuing to starve, I could only stare at the untouchable steamed buns, and watch the white steamed buns softened by the rain, and then drifted away little by little along the current, and finally disappeared completely.

Since the steamed bun was delivered, the fat woman has not passed by, only the thief monk and his apprentice are still as usual, and the woman who scolded him is getting more and more fierce.

In order to resist hunger, I can only be groggy, I dare not let myself be too sober, of course, maybe I am so hungry that I can't wake up if I want to, only when the old monk is scolded, I am extra energetic.

The plan to eat myself gradually came to my mind, and I had such a trick that I almost forgot.

That afternoon, I was struggling with my feet again, opening my mouth and trying to bring my mouth and feet closer, and I was so tired that I almost collapsed, but I didn't succeed.

Just as he was about to rely on falling asleep to relieve his fatigue, the old monk arrived again as scheduled.

The shrew still ran over, pointing at the old monk's nose and scolding, but I had no interest in watching, every day is this set, I am tired of watching, and I have never heard clearly, she said something at the bottom, and now I am in a very bad state, I only drink rain for a few days, and the fat woman who delivers food has never appeared again, how can I be in the mood to watch her perform?

After a while, the woman scolded as usual, and then left in a huff.

The old monk still stood at the entrance of the alley for a moment, turning the rosary in his hand, looking at me with a natural expression.

It's really feng shui in turns, he saw my current situation, I guess my heart has already blossomed, I used to laugh at him every day, bad luck, now he laughs at me.

I suddenly felt that there was something wrong with today's old monk, and I looked up and down, only to find that the rosary in the old monk's hand was slightly different today.

Usually when I look at his rosary, they are shining gold, and the robe on his body is the same color, but today this string of rosaries is actually mixed with a black one.

I looked closely and found that the rosary was actually a black stone, although the size of the other rosary beads was about the same, but it was not round at all, and its shape was as irregular as an ordinary stone.

It turns out that he is not smarter than me, if I find a stone to make a rosary, no matter what the material, at least it must be ground into a circle, he is so rich, and he also got a broken black stone to wear on, it is simply funny, what a stupid monk, it is better to take off his body and wear it on me, maybe I can deceive a higher tower.

Thinking about it, I laughed.

When the old monk saw me laughing, he asked me in a low voice, "Beggar why are you laughing?" ”

I was disgusted by this title, I was not a beggar at all, but I was talking about reaching out and begging, and begging was both begging for a gift from the gods, and it also meant to give and give. I don't ask for money or food, I don't believe in gods, and I never accept gifts from others.

If it weren't for the fat woman who gave us two steamed buns before, I wouldn't have touched it at all, but unfortunately I didn't guarantee the evening and ate half of the people's smallest, so I admit that I was at most half a beggar.

I didn't bother to argue with the stupid monk, but just stretched my chin forward to indicate that I had answered his question.

The old monk knew that I was referring to his rosary, and asked me very seriously, "Is there anything wrong with my rosary?" ”

Can't even watch this? I was so angry that I opened my mouth with all my strength and said to him: "The rosary is round, and it is stupid to wear a stone." ”

The old monk still smiled, and then chanted the scriptures in front of me.

I was distraught to hear that, if I had a little strength, I would have to beat him away.

The rosary kept turning in his hand as the old monk chanted, and he used his thumb to pull back one by one.

I watched as the irregular black stone, polished by the other rosaries, slowly turned into a round shape, and the surface began to become smooth.

After reading a scripture, the old monk asked me, "Is it round now?" Rounding it gives it a smoother surface. ”

I didn't expect him to have this hand, I didn't fight when I heard it, I held my breath and said to him: "The circle is also black, it doesn't match." ”

The old monk had no tricks now, looked at the rosary in his hand, then took it off his hand and took it directly on my hand.

Will I fall for his scheme? If I take his rosary, won't I really become a beggar? I made a gesture to throw the rosary on the ground, but I blamed myself for being too weak to shake it off. I thought that this thief monk was really vicious, and he couldn't distinguish me, so he wanted to use the rosary to harm me, so that I lost my integrity.

I immediately came up with an idea in my head and figured out how to outwit him. Then I suddenly saw my own feet, yes, how did I forget this? Even though I can't eat myself, I can let him eat me, didn't he say that he had to contribute food to take me to the tower?

I use myself as food and give it to him, so that I can help me to make a break? If he is unlucky and he is a monk who has abstained from meat and does not eat me, then he must take me to his tower and eat the same food and sleep in the same bed as him.

If he rejects me, won't his deceitful lies be self-defeating? If he doesn't reject me, then he will make a loss-making deal and fall for my good scheme.

Thinking of this, I was in a very good mood, no matter what, I won, I hurriedly said to the old monk, "Take me to your tower." ”

The old monk asked, "Do you have any food to contribute?" ”

I hurriedly said, "There is, there is." Then he pointed to himself and said, "I am the food, I contribute myself." ”

Speaking of this, the old monk laughed and seemed to be very happy.

I still thought in my heart, sure enough, it was not as smart as me, so it was so easy to fall for my plan.

What I got was the best result, the old monk actually opened his mouth to eat me.

Thinking that I would soon be able to end my life and fulfill my long-held wish, I closed my eyes with joy and waited for the final moment of happiness. Just before I closed my eyes, the black one in the string of prayer beads in my hand actually emitted a brilliant golden light like the other prayer beads.

These details don't matter anymore, I'm going to leave a bit of annoyance behind and leave this cruel world. I waited for a long time with my eyes closed with joy in my heart, and I didn't feel like I was being eaten. I opened my eyes in frustration.

The moment I opened my eyes, what I saw was the fat brother's face.

As soon as the fat brother saw that I was awake, he hurriedly asked with concern: "Are you okay?" ”

I don't know if it was because the fat brother's face was too close, or if the dream just now was too bizarre, I stared at me in horror, sat on the ground and stepped back. After a moment of getting used to it, I realized that I had just had a dream, and this dream was so real, absurd, and a little terrifying.

I looked at my legs, which were still crossed, and tried to hold them on my hands, slowly standing up. At this time, my heart was completely calm, although my legs were a little numb, but I was still able to stand up, it was really just a dream.

I wiped the cold sweat on my head and asked the fat brother for the first time, "How is it?" Did you see Jiang Rou? ”

The fat brother shook his head and said, "Hey, don't mention it." Then he turned to look at Dai Qin and the others who were still floating in mid-air, and then said to me, "I had a strange dream. ”

Fat guy also dreamed? I asked the fat brother, "Did you dream that you had become a beggar?" ”

The fat brother was stunned by my question, and reacted for a while before saying, "What beggar?" No, I don't. ”

Isn't he dreaming the same as mine? I asked again, "Then what did you dream about?" Say it. ”

The fat brother seemed to still have lingering feelings about his dream, and paused for a while before saying, "I dreamed that I became a foodie." ”R1058