The poor ghost Mao Changsheng floated out of the old couple's house and floated out of the long alley, and suddenly heard a painful "uh-uh" sound not far away, and hurriedly looked forward.

On the tall willow tree on the side of the road at the entrance of the alley, a slender girl with long hair was hanging in the air.

"What a good beauty, why kill yourself? Instead of dying like this, it is better to find a man to elope casually - it is better to die than to live, as long as you live, even if you are not clean, your parents will have a sustenance in their hearts. ”

When I saw a beautiful woman, I didn't laugh a few words, it was a tyrannical thing, but it was not the act of the poor ghost Mao Changsheng.

"I really can't find a good man to elope, it's okay to find a good ghost to elope, no one introduces you, I can introduce you to one for free: far away, close in front of you, I am the best choice!"

The poor dead ghost slowly persuaded him, slowly falling to the willow treetops, and was not busy rescuing the hanged person, as if watching others hang himself was also a rare pleasure.

Isn't it? Others can't think of it and want to kill themselves, that's someone else's choice, what can you do but respect?

The beauty who hanged herself was a little different, holding Bai Lian hanging around her neck with both hands, holding it in vain, and actually said with a smile: "Hero saves beauty, at this time, if you miss this village, there is no other store." Poor dead ghost, you have always been a bear, give you a chance to be a hero, come and save me. You saved it, I eloped with you, and went to the end of the earth for your honeymoon! Tell you, I know the three hundred and sixty-five skills, and I will make you glamorous and blessed, and your longevity is boundless. ”

This is a strange woman, when she talks about secret things, she is not panting, her face is not red, and she is proud, as if she is saying that she has won the top prize.

The thickness of this woman's face, even if it is not as thick as the corners of the city wall, will never be much different from the skin of the inflated ghost.

"I'm now famous, stop beating my bad ideas - I cherish that rare love. ”

The poor ghost shook his head, cold, as if he was born an idiot with zero emotional intelligence.

"Sha Jishan, hanged ghost, you like to hang, that's your business, what does it have to do with me? If you are also a beauty, all the beauties in the world must have died a long time ago!"

"Hmph, you don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, what an idiot! Look at your virtue, you know why you were a bachelor in your previous life. ”

The hanged ghost Sha Jishan was a little angry, mocked, and then looked at the poor ghost, the thief's heart was not dead.

"Your outfit is good, can you let me try it? We've known each other for a long time, maybe somewhere else have had an affair, won't you even give this little face!"

"I've had an affair with you? You don't have a problem with your heart, you have paranoia of infatuation, do you? I'd rather have an affair with a bamboo leaf than have anything to do with you—shit! I'm not your husband, you're not my abandoned wife, why would you let you try on my clothes? You have fox odor or dirty disease or something, it's contagious. ”

The poor ghost pursed his lips, his face was full of disdain, and he was naturally not angry.

"You're not incense, you're not jade, are you worthy of my pity? You just killed a drug dealer, and you're still making a fuss at this intersection, what do you want to do?"

"A poor devil can never spit out good words in his mouth, just as a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory. Oh, you don't have to be sorry for me, flirtatious, let's be straightforward: I, I want to ...... I want to hang you to a big tree in the middle of nowhere, so that you can't get out and help the gut pumper. ”

The hanged man no longer had a hippie smile on his face, and said what was in his heart with a cold face.

"The appearance of you poor dead ghost has messed up many games, and it should make you disappear for a while. A poor ghost shouldn't come out and show his head around, hiding in a kennel is actually enough. ”

As soon as you hear this, you know that it is serious nonsense.

Serious nonsense, that's not a good sign.

The poor ghost became nervous and a little timid, put his hands into his trouser pockets, and said disdainfully: "Although you are a terrible ghost who hangs me, and your ghost power is very strong, it seems that it is not so easy to send me to a tree and not be able to get out." You're not my eldest wife, and you're not my little wife, will I obediently stretch my neck and let you hang you? Wouldn't you have been a widow for a long time, suffering from paranoia of infatuation, and starting to dream again?"

"You seem to be very good at flirting with female ghosts. The ghost world is lonely and boundless, like an endless desert, you, like a shit flower, although it is a vulgar flower, it is still a little cute. ”

The hanged ghost said softly, strangely metaphorically, and before the words passed, his whole body had already pounced on the poor dead ghost with teeth and claws, and the life-seeking Bai Lian flew to the poor ghost's neck first.

"Come with me, I'll take you back to your happy hometown - don't shout anymore, don't be lonely anymore!"

The voice is very soft, like a lullaby, but the hand is very sharp.

The poor dead ghost had already had experience in dealing with the enemy, and he was not afraid of danger or illness, so he suddenly withdrew his hand, thinking of a trick to "scatter the sand of the evil ghost", and turned the firecrackers clenched in both hands into flying ashes and scattered them - one hand against the white practice, and the other hand against the smiling face of the hanged ghost.

But the poor ghost's hands were suddenly confined to his trouser pockets, and they couldn't be pulled out—they were suddenly tightened, as if they were caught in two large pliers.

It's strange that the pants you wear at home will also eat inside and out?

The hanged ghost Bai Lian flew out, wrapped around the poor ghost's neck at once, and quickly lifted him into the air and threw him into the air, spinning three times in a row.

At the same time, a bone-chilling laugh rang out behind the poor ghost, and it was unusually piercing.

The poor ghost understood in an instant, the hanged ghost didn't know when he formed an alliance with the ice ghost, he only cared about guarding against the hanged ghost, but he was attacked by the ice ghost from behind, and he squeezed his hands tightly through his pants first.

"A pair of dog men and women, working together to murder Lao Tzu, will be wiped out sooner or later. ”

The mouth is still idle, and the poor dead naturally still have the ability to counterattack - a verbal victory, of course, is also a victory.

"Let Lao Tzu go, or Lao Tzu will make a fart and send you back to hell. Lao Tzu Mao Changsheng is a villain, whoever provokes Lao Tzu will definitely be retaliated. ”

The hanged ghost laughed in a strange voice, and after shaking the poor ghost into a daze, and after being weak, he couldn't help laughing: "I'm so afraid of your revenge! If you take revenge, you will definitely strip me naked, put honey under the scorching sun, and let the gadfly bite me, right?"

"If you know you're scared, stop it. The poor ghost raised his voice, "Lao Tzu has a more poisonous way, you can't even think of it." ”

To scare the ghosts of hell, the poor ghosts themselves want to laugh, and the hanged ghost Sha Jishan laughs even more.

While laughing, the hanged ghost threw another white line, tying the poor dead ghost into a big dumpling - holding two firecrackers in both hands and locking them in his trouser pockets, unable to move a single bit.

The Ice Ghost also laughed, but the laughter was like a ghost crying wolf, like a wild cat Si Chun.

When his icy aura was destroyed by the poor ghost's urine, he could no longer emit even a laugh that could be considered a little bit of laughter.

The Ice Ghost wanted to re-cultivate the Ice True Qi, but he had been cultivating for too many days, and he returned to the Ice Hell for further study, and he didn't know when he would have a chance to come back again, so he decided to find the "Medicine Ghost" who was becoming more and more famous again, so as to quickly recover the Ice True Qi.

Unexpectedly, when the ice ghost met the hanged ghost, he tried to talk: "Beauty, where are you going?"

"It turned out to be a handsome guy, and I thought the male dog was barking. What about you, where are you going?" the hanged ghost asked rhetorically, there was no fear in his heart for the male ghost, but his tone was timid, "I am so scared to walk alone in the middle of the night, it would be great if I could walk with you." ”

Seeing that the hanged ghost was easy-going, the ice ghost thought about it in his heart, and said busily: "The night is long, and I am also feeling lonely, and there is a beautiful woman with me, which is a different situation." However, I don't have time to walk with the beautiful woman, and I have to go to the ghost doctor Mao Changsheng to see a doctor. During these days, I was always hot and dry, and I honestly couldn't sleep, and I dreamed that many beautiful women threw themselves on my bed and wanted to fight to give me a massage, which made me annoyed. ”

"I want to thank my grandmother, it's just the right time. The hanged man thought in disgust, but said with a smile on his face, "I was also trying to see that handsome doctor, and it's great to be able to go with him." ”

"You can't sleep because of the heat?" asked the Ice Ghost with a hippie smile.

"What a genius child, he guessed my illness at once. The hanged ghost also smiled, "I have always been hot these days, and as soon as I close my eyes, I dream that many handsome and dashing male ghosts have pounced on my bed, drooling like greedy dogs, and they all want to fight for the old woman to beat my legs and feet, and press my back." However, when I didn't agree, they fought and I agreed, but they all disappeared, and I was disappointed. I'll have to ask the doctor to prescribe me, how can I keep all those male ghosts. ”

"I can do this kind of small thing for me. The Ice Ghost's eyebrows fluttered, and he stretched out his hand to the waist of the hanged ghost, "Pound your thighs and calves, press your back, not boasting, I'm a good hand." ”

As soon as the words fell, his hand was suddenly wrapped tightly by a white practice, and with a pull, the cold ice ghost body flew away involuntarily, and fell into the mud of a hungry ghost.

The hanged ghost laughed happily, and said while laughing: "The man is in a hurry, the man is still a monkey, the same thing! A good thing is not in a hurry, and if you are too anxious, it will be a bad thing, you should boil tea in cold water and take your time." If you want to kiss me, you have to look in the right direction, why are you gnawing the ground?"

The ice ghost got up in disgrace and wanted to be angry, but the ice ghost power has been lost, and it is not what it used to be, it is like a waste ghost, and it can't swallow it if you want to, and you can instantly understand that you can take advantage of the female ghost verbally, but it is not easy to take advantage of the actual advantage, so the rules are much more serious.

"It didn't hurt, did you, do you want me to help you and give you a massage?" asked the hanged man with a smile, looking very concerned and very gentle.

The cold ice ghost cursed foul language in his heart, but his mouth became polite: "No need, no need, the female gift is not kissed, it is better to eat some distance! Such a gentle and virtuous good female ghost, whoever marries will definitely be blessed and live a long life!"

"I'm so good?" the hanged man smiled, "You look up to me like this, how about you marry me?"

"Marriage is a big event, you can't be sloppy, the girl has this thought, one day, I will marry you in three media and six certificates, and the scenery is beautiful. The cold ice ghost looked flattered, but scolded secretly in his heart: "Hmph, one day, even if you deliver the goods to your door and give Lao Tzu three villas and four or four famous cars, Lao Tzu will immediately run away." ”

The hanged man burst out laughing, trembling with laughter.

The Ice Ghost also laughed dryly.

Each other's hearts are bright, they all want to use each other, and talking about marriage is just to make each other happy.

In this way, the two evil ghosts came together to deal with the poor ghost - the hanged ghost often had neck pain and suffocation, and he also wanted to ask the "medicine ghost" for treatment, but it was not because he had too many spring dreams.

The poor ghost was tied up by Bai Lian and struggled hard, but to no avail, he could no longer get out, and was carried by the hanged ghost and the ice ghost in the air, and flew to the dense pine forest behind the village.

What should I do? Eat it alive, or fry it a little? Forcing the good to become a prostitute, Lao Tzu would rather die than give in.