After the poor ghost Mao Changsheng was tied into zongzi, he was carried by a paper man and flew for a while, and then entered a big cave and was thrown down.

As soon as the poor ghost's feet touched the ground, he immediately looked around, and felt that this cave was very familiar, and he walked to the entrance of the cave regardless of the prevention to see, the cave was originally halfway up the mountainside, and the entire Yanhuang Village under the mountain was in full view, and outside the village where the mountain lived, the wide dam was also clearly visible.

In an instant, the confusion in the heart of the poor dead ghost was completely removed, and he muttered, "This is it!

What he said, only he understands - this is Mao Changsheng's hometown in his previous life, it used to be called Yuhuang Village, and later because the village clerk was smart, it was registered as Yanhuang Village, and it was called Yanhuang Village.

Mao Changsheng's self-talk made the hanged Sha Jishan and the Ice Ghost King Baishi curious and anxious, and asked in unison: "What are you talking about?"

"Yes, I should be clear. Mao Changsheng looked at Bai Lian, who tied himself up like a leprosy, "That's it, that's it, this is how robbers rob good people." ”

"We don't want to hold you hostage, but if we don't tie you up, you will not only attack us, but you will run away, and this is a last resort. Sha Jishan, the hanged ghost, said apologetically, smiling flatteringly, "As long as I am cured, I will have a suffocating sore throat from time to time, and I will immediately withdraw the bandages on your whole body, and maybe reward you with a sweet kiss." ”

"Sweet kisses, that's spared!" the poor dead man shuddered, shuddering at the thought of the tongue-pulling ghost's kiss, "There is no doctor who can cure a patient when he is tied up with a lot of flowers." ”

"You'd better not play any tricks. The Ice Ghost King Bai Shi warned as he lifted the poor ghost and walked deeper into the cave, "In addition to curing the disease of the Hanged Ghost, you must also cure my illness - let me recover my true qi quickly, otherwise, you will be left with no bones left tonight." ”

"I'm long gone. The poor ghost was scared, but he said haha, "It's better to die early than to live to make the ghost laugh, I have long hoped that I would be gone." Haha, can you not only torture me, but also destroy me? Except that the crow peck that the director of education became after his death can eat ghosts, you can also eat ghosts without spitting out ghost hair?"

"Of course I can't, but look at the mouth of the cave!" the ice ghost pointed to the mouth of the cave.

The poor ghost turned around and almost shouted "Mommy".

But in the blink of an eye, the mouth of the cave was already crowded with lonely ghosts from nowhere, thousands of heads, one by one, their heads scattered, baring their teeth, their faces hideous, and they couldn't wait to eat the poor dead ghosts alive immediately.

"What's the matter?" asked the poor ghost, shuddering, "how could they have come here like a market?"

"That's the result of my clever plan. The Ice Ghost said proudly, "It's not easy to catch the famous 'Medicine Ghost', and it's even more difficult to get the famous 'Medicine Ghost' to use it obediently for me." So, I told me widely, saying that I had caught the 'medicine ghost' in the cave behind the village of Yanhuang Village, and if there was any major illness or small pain, you could come to share and cure the disease - the 'medicine ghost' was full of medicine, sucking some blood, gnawing some meat, and the medicine could get rid of the disease, and the ghost's power was greatly increased. With this benefit, can all the ghosts come together?"

"You're doing this to force me to heal you?" asked the poor ghost angrily.

"That's right!" the Ice Ghost remained unchanged, "Those ghosts don't know that my Ice Ghost has lost the true qi of the Ice Spirit, and with me here, they don't dare to rush up and eat you's 'Medicine Ghost'." As soon as I step away, you will have to be eaten alive. Heal me, for at this moment, only the hanged man and I can keep you safe. ”

"Not necessarily. "If I tell those ghosts that you have lost your cold and icy true qi and are using them, what do you think they will do? ”

"You can try. The Ice Ghost blew a breath of cold air on the poor ghost, and then said, "My most powerful Ice True Qi has been damaged, but it's still easy to freeze your mouth in an instant. If you don't believe it, you are talking! Tell those tens of thousands of ghosts!"

The poor ghost wanted to speak, but he couldn't open it, but he felt that his mouth was sealed with a cold tape, and he panicked, and he had to believe the words of the ice ghost.

The Ice Ghost blew on the poor ghost again, and said, "After you have cured the hanged ghost and me, I walked to the mouth of the cave, and although there were many ghosts who did not enter the stream, I was still afraid that they would be frozen into popsicles, and they would fly away from the sand and stones at once. ”

With that, he opened his mouth again and blew a wave of warmth into the poor ghost's mouth.

The poor ghost nodded again and again, and couldn't help but be convinced, but because he was afraid, he gave in, and he felt very embarrassed and embarrassed, not the style of the first beautiful man in Yuhuang Village, and he moved his mouth that had been "unsealed", but he was still silent.

"In this way," said Sha Jishan, the hanged ghost, "for the sake of treatment, I will untie the Bai Lian who binds you—if you do it, you will bear the consequences." ”

After saying that, his hand shook, and Bai Lian, who was tied to the poor ghost's body, suddenly disappeared without a trace, like a strange dream.

The poor dead man was freed, but he did not dare to escape, nor did he dare to throw firecrackers containing sulfur, and frowned and said: "Oh, Lao Tzu was played by shrimp in the shallow sea, and the tiger was bullied by dogs in Pingyang, so I will treat you, and I hope that we will keep each other's word!"

"Of course!" replied the Ice Ghost and the Hanged Ghost in unison, their faces beaming with joy.

"You stay here, and I'll go to the inner cave to make medicine. The poor ghost frowned and said impatiently, "Don't worry, the entrance of this cave is the exit, and the exit is the import. ”

"We believe in you. The hanged ghost Shaji smiled and said, "We've seen it a long time ago, and it's exactly what you say." ”

"Will the most beautiful man in Yuhuang Village tell lies?" said the poor ghost angrily, "When I was in the world, I searched for lost cattle and sheep with the people in the village, or caught bats, and I didn't enter this cave a hundred times, but I entered at least ninety-nine times. Lao Tzu often wants to trick a girl into coming here for a tryst and doing something unseemly, but there is a thief but no thief, and he has not been able to get his wish, but today two ghosts came to have a tryst with me, which is really a blessing!"

The Hanged Ghost and the Ice Ghost looked at each other without saying a word, but a smile bloomed on their faces.

What does such a complaint mean? Submission, of course.

The poor dead man walked slowly to the depths of the cave, looking around and around as he went, and when he came to the corner, he picked up a beer bottle that had changed color and had changed color and had been thrown down by someone who did not know what year, month, and sheep, and then squatted down and picked up a handful of fresh sheep dung pulled by the sheep in an unknown year, month, and sheep, and put it into the bottle one by one.

"Since I have been called a 'medicine ghost' by the ghosts, what should I worry about doing more?

The poor ghost looked out, but could not see the Overseer, unzipped his jeans, and urinated on the beer bottle, and the silent cave immediately resounded with the crisp sound of beads falling on the jade plate, which was very pleasant to the ear.

After the big event was over, the poor dead ghost felt comfortable, and while slowly returning to the place where there was a glimmer of light at the entrance of the cave, he shook the bottle vigorously up and down, left and right, and his depression was vented in the shaking.

By the time I met the hanged ghost and the ice ghost, the sheep dung and urine in the beer bottle had become natural and fully blended, and they had turned into a lovely color like the blue sky and the sea.

"Has the medicine been prepared?" asked the Ice Ghost, grinning impatiently.

The poor ghost ignored him, turned his eyes to the hanged ghost, and saw the hanged ghost looking at him reverently, his expression was calm, and he looked very simple and pitiful, so he moved the old bachelor's heart of pity and cherished the jade, and said, "Come, cure your illness first!"

"Yes, treat her first—ladies first, that's gentlemanly manners. "The ice ghost is scheming and polite, but he has other plans in his heart, wanting to see if the poor ghost will be bad.

The hanged ghost Shajishan respectfully approached the poor ghost and asked carefully, "How to treat it?" ”

When the poor ghost found that the hanged ghost was not bad, he was very good-looking, and he swallowed a little saliva and said, "Your illness is caused by external injuries, and it should be treated from the outside in." Come, stretch out your hand, take the elixir and rub it on the wound. ”

The hanged man stretched out Bai Sensen's hand, and the poor ghost shook the bottle and poured a little "panacea" into the palm of her hand.

"It's amazing, my throat doesn't hurt at all!" The hanged ghost rubbed the ghost urine and sheep dung mixture on his neck, which was as blue as the sea and the sky, and just wiped it three times, and immediately shouted with joy like an innocent girl.

The eyes of the cold ice ghost showed a strange brilliance, lest he delay his cultivation any longer, and urged sharply: "Cure me quickly!"

"What are you anxious about? I'll take special care of you. The poor ghost glared at the ice ghost impatiently, and said in a dry throat, "The hanged ghost, just now it was only the first course of treatment, and if you want to be completely cured, you have to carry out the second course of treatment." ”

"It's amazing, I'll listen to the doctor. For the first time, the hanged man was relieved of the pain of hell, and he was not evil at all, and he seemed much kinder and more docile, "When will the second course of treatment be carried out?"

"Right now," said the poor dead man in all seriousness, "if you are cured, you will not be able to harm a good man in the future—if you kill one, you will lose all your work and relapse from your old disease." Come, for the second course of treatment - kiss me on the forehead. ”

"Is there such a treatment?" said the Ice Ghost with a sneer, "You can't be a shady liar who cheats people out of sex and money, do you?"

The poor ghost was silent, waiting for the hanged ghost.

"I won't hurt a good person in the future! Kiss the forehead, what's the big deal, kiss the butt ......" The hanged ghost looked excited, solemnly assured, kissed the poor ghost's forehead, a touch of blush appeared on his face, and exclaimed in surprise, "It's wonderful, it doesn't hurt at all." ”

The Ice Ghost sighed, couldn't help but be convinced, and said with a forced smile: "Great Divine Doctor, treat me quickly, so that you can be released!"

"I don't want to go out just yet, I'm reminiscing about a sweet kiss. The poor ghost said slowly, touching the kissed forehead with endless aftertaste, and threw the "medicine bottle" at the ice ghost, "You are different from her, you need to take strong medicine to restore the true qi of the ice." She has to apply it externally, and you have to take it internally—drink it all in one go, sit quietly for three hours, and say, 'Ghost urine and sheep dung, medicine will cure the disease!' 30,000 times, and you will be the first good man in the cold hell. ”

Seeing that the poor dead ghost was talking about things, the cold ice ghost no longer hesitated, raised the "medicine bottle", only heard the "grunt" sound three times, a pound or so of the "panacea", and drank a trickle, and then sat down cross-legged, looked at the nose, the nose and the crown heart, and recited like a monk who was dedicated to the Buddha: "Ghost urine and sheep dung, medicine to get rid of the disease......"

The poor ghost smiled strangely and said to the hanged man, "If you love him, keep him well, and if you don't love him, you will be free." ”

After that, he floated up and floated towards the entrance of the cave, and before the figure reached the entrance of the cave, he made a move of "evil ghost scattering sand", and the two firecrackers turned into flying ashes, and they flew in front of them with fine sand.

The tens of thousands of ghosts blocking the entrance of the cave dared to be contaminated with sulfur, hissing and screaming, and the essence dissipated in an instant.

The poor ghost floated out of the hole, only to hear the hanged ghost behind him "bah", and said to himself: "Get out of your mother's cold ice ghost, scheming, falling in love with you, the old lady will not be sold by you ten times or eight times before seeing the hell! The old lady wants to love, and also love a bastard who is honest and reliable, and will not want this kind of bastard who is exhausted and pretends to be cool everywhere!"

shouted, and flew out of the cave.