Du Muqing made Bao Yuan's nonsense confused.

A little careless.

Du Muqing's head was slightly dizzy, and she immediately fell into the pit woven by the vast sea of Bao Yuan.

The bizarre, bizarre, terrifying and terrifying tomb robbery was inexplicably abducted to the eating and drinking men and women by Du Muqing's words.

Song Peng snorted, laughed, and said happily: "Heh, Mu Qing, do you still need to think about this matter?" Think about it with your ass to know that the fish, fish, shrimp, shrimp, insects, monsters, and bastard eggs in the five lakes and seas are all conjured up by the one who is round, ha, by the way, Lao Bao, according to what you say, you kid is more than the Emperor of Heaven, the Emperor of Heaven has become the Dead Sea from nine days of urine, not an inch of grass grows, the yield of your dog day is really high, the underwater world, wow, endless! ”

The boss who listened to Bao Yuan was not tasteful, and sneered: "Fuck you, can you say this kind of thing directly?" ”

Ping Sigui took over and said loudly: "I know, I know, I know everything that happened next, haha, you listen to me in detail......"

Bao Yuan pulled his face and said, "You know a fart, who is qualified to drink with the Emperor of Heaven on your dog day!" ”

Ping Sigui didn't take Bao Yuan's stubble, and continued to say loudly: "Lao Bao and the Emperor of Heaven were happy in the South Heavenly Gate, and they both went back after several urinals, and they wanted to drink it again Nine Nine and Eighty Cup of Qiong Jelly and Jade Liquid, who knows, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall suddenly shook wildly, and the gods and Buddhas of the heavens were surprised, and Leng Buding rushed in a monkey, holding a bowl with a thick iron rod, without saying a word, he picked it up and beat it, as a result, the Emperor of Heaven and Lao Bao drilled under the dragon chair together, and they didn't dare to let out a fart, haha! ”

Ah Shirui snorted softly: "How can this be true! ”

The monk listened to the nonsense of the three of them. made a joke and never refuted it. Maybe the monk said a big fart before, as if he had already broken the precept of Buddhism's delusional hatred. The monk didn't know whether he understood or didn't understand, and he had a kind smile on his face all the time, and he didn't ask or say.

After Ping Sigui finished speaking, he asked in a loud voice: "Master, do you say that what I said is right?" Later, because the monkey made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace with the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall was turned upside down, and later. The Buddha took action to resolve the conflict and pressed the monkey under the Five Elements Mountain, master, don't you say? ”

Sun Panzi felt that he couldn't let the three of them continue to talk nonsense, and said in a voice: "Master, don't listen to their nonsense, nothing is true." Sun Mou said that he was the evil envoy of the world, but Sun Mou and them were indeed ordinary people, and they drank with the emperor. Masters are not to be taken seriously. ”

So to speak.

Yes, Sun Panzi became the target of the three of them.

Bao Yuan, Ping Sigui, and Song Peng were indiscriminate, with guns and sticks. The partner took the stage and sang a double reed.

Song Peng's eyes turned like glass balls, and he was upside down: "Ninth master, ninth master." Your old man's words are very wrong, we can't drink with the Emperor at first glance? Philosophers put forward two theoretical views: "Materialism" and "Idealism". Materialism pays attention to seeking truth from facts in everything and everything. What are we going to eat, we are idealists, why can't we drink with the Emperor of Heaven, don't say that Lao Bao drank a drink with the Emperor of Heaven, just say that I am an old man, my old man often dreamed when he was a child, and the dream is called a real, never dream of Zhuang Zhou Huadie, Zhou Gong playing chess, chicken and dogs, Ninth Master, do you know what I dreamed of? Hmph, you would never have imagined it, I often dream that Pangu opened the world, do you not know how Pangu was bitter at that time, how did the world open up? Pangu didn't have anything in his hand, Lao Tzu happened to have an ax in his hand at that time, and handed it to Pangu, Pangu took the axe that Lao Tzu handed him to open the world, Jiu Ye, you should tell me, if Lao Tzu hadn't given Pangu the axe, would Pangu have been able to open the earth? ”

Speaking of this ability to run trains, grinning, and deceitful, none of the three of them is willing to be left behind.

Song Peng's words stopped.

Ping Sigui immediately cleared his throat and came to the stage to speak: "Hmph, what's this, what's this...... Ahem, Song Peng, you kid listen well, Pangu took the creation of the god axe to open the world, it was all a matter of later, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning at all, Song Peng, you kid is embarrassed to say it, and he is not afraid of falling. You don't know, when Pangu was not born, heh, Pangu's buddy was too big, Pangu was not called dystocia at that time, but Pangu was trapped in his mother's belly and couldn't get out, no way, or my old man invited a doctor for his mother, and then Pangu was born, and then Pangu was put in the chaotic tired eggs, after 58 billion years, it gradually became Pangu, if there was no Lao Tzu, how could there be any ball in Pangu, maybe Pangu would have suffocated to death in his mother's belly. ”

The roots of Bao Yuan's ears are hot.

I had long forgotten that I was answering the monk.

Bao Yuanxin said, Lao Tzu is absolutely not good if he doesn't talk happily, and he must be superior in big talk.

Bao Yuangang wanted to speak.

Sun Panzi waved his hand and stopped: "Okay, okay, the more you three talk about it, the more you don't have a score, the three of you have such great ability, why do you want to come to the bottom of Dongting Lake to be a walking immortal, isn't it good to be your Daluo Immortal in the Heavenly Palace?" I see, the world can't let go of the three of you, the world is not very safe, according to Sun's humble opinion, the three gods should return to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall as soon as possible, they should find the emperor to drink, they should open the world, they should deliver babies for Pangu, and you should be busy with your own go. ”

"Poof~"

Du Muqing squirted wildly.

Du Muqing calmed down and said with a smile: "Ninth Grandpa, okay, you have already been surrounded by them, according to me, don't pay attention to them, anyway, the three of them have a lot of spittle in their mouths, let them spray enough, the master is a real person, no one said that they are groundbreaking, they are endless!" ”

Sun Panzi said embarrassedly: "Master, let you see a smile!" ”

Only then did the monk speak faintly: "What the three donors said is unheard of by the old monk, and the talk is extremely novel, the old monk is dumbfounded, he has never heard of it, let alone seen it." The old monk is a person who has opened the world, he is not a character, at best, he can only be regarded as a jailer guarding the Fallen Buddha Land! ”

Bao Yuan listened, and said in his heart: "According to what you say, you can't verify what we say, heh, what Lao Tzu says, how you listen to it." Bao Yuan thought about it again, the monk said that he was the hell pawn of this fallen Buddha, didn't the monk fish out of the god scroll, and became a jailer at once, Bao Yuan asked puzzledly: "Master, how can you be the jailer at the bottom of Dongting Lake, who are you guarding here, is it guarding and suppressing the ancient evil gods at the bottom of Dongting Lake?" ”

Don't wait for the old monk to speak.

Bao Yuan's mind suddenly flashed with inspiration, and he immediately remembered Zhang Liutong.

Zhang Liutong got a snake-headed golden flower under the peerless heavenly sword at the bottom of Liupan Mountain, and the snake-headed golden flower was short-lived on the altar at the bottom of Dongting Lake, and then it was never seen again, Bao Yuan never figured out what the snake-headed golden flower was for, and whether the snake-headed golden flower was a golden essence?

So Bao Yuan asked urgently: "Master, have you ever seen a strange flower, which looks like a snake and has leaves like a human head, oh, that kind of flower is as tall as a person." ”

The monk smiled slightly and asked, "Lord Bao has seen it?" ”

Bao Yuan nodded, and hurriedly said: "Master, Lao Tzu has not only seen it, alas, let me be honest with you, that snake-headed golden flower was cultivated by Lao Tzu at the bottom of Liupan Mountain at the risk of his life, and it was about to bloom and bear fruit, but it was snatched away, master, do you know what the snake-headed golden flower is for?" ”

The monk asked, "There is an altar in the land of the Fallen Buddha, I guess the benefactor has seen it." ”

Everyone nodded in unison and hummed softly.

The monk said: "That's it, Bao Shizhu, Sun Shizhu, you can wake up the old monk, it is not only the work of the divine scroll, that is, the ability of the master of Sun Shi to suppress evil, but also the power of the divine flower, and the god of Yin and Yang of the Bao Shi. The only thing that can grow a snake-headed golden flower is the blood of the red clam evil god, and only that kind of divine flower can wake up the divine beast on the altar and open the door of the mirror of yin and yang, without that kind of divine flower, from the divine gate of the mirror and yang, you can only enter the heavenly palace of the gods, and if you want to return to the world, it is absolutely impossible, and it depends on whether the Buddhas in the heavenly palace of the god allow you to return to the world......"

He said this.

Bao Yuanxin secretly thought, the old monk he saw on the towering Buddha before, maybe he didn't get the snakehead golden flower, and strayed into the Heavenly Palace, but Zhang Liutong understood very well, it was easy to enter the bottom of Dongting Lake, but it was even more difficult to leave, so Zhang Liutong urged everyone on the same road to say that there was not much time, it turned out to be this reason, so Zhang Liutong, the old bastard, was really not making a bad, but that time was a little unreliable.

But Bao Yuan didn't understand.

Before, the old monk who appeared on the towering giant Buddha did not mention the matter of the snake-headed golden flower, nor did he say what to open with the snake-headed golden flower, how did he bring the Heavenly Emperor's Treasure Seal out of the bottom of Dongting Lake, and how did he return the Heavenly Emperor's Treasure Seal to the ancestral dragon? And how did you get the scroll seventy years ago, and what happened?

The more Bao Yuan thought about it, the more chaotic it became.

Bao Yuan originally felt that with his own wisdom and wisdom, as long as he sorted out all the ways of this matter, he would be able to figure out the ins and outs immediately.

On the contrary, it is like a mess, and the more you unravel the knots, the more you get into them. (To be continued......)