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Sometimes I really wonder, what exactly do women do?

The great harem man, by NTR men and the real Yin Min artist, the rare Yin Min thinker Jia Baoyu Tong Shoes once clearly pointed out: Men are made of mud, and women are made of water. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

…… What a responsible statement, at first glance, he is a doer, otherwise how can he know this truth? The most admirable thing is that people seem to have researched this amazing academic achievement when they were about ten years old.

Levi wasn't too late, and at the age of twenty-six, he found an amazing one.

Ya's Zhuge is a creature made of cement

Zhuge Liang should definitely be taken out of human beings as an independent entity...... No, I should take my god out of the primate category, is this still human? Sometimes Levi really wonders, is this really human?

I don't talk about any affection when I hurt people at the exit, and even the relationship between Zhuge and Jiangdong's "Qunying" is not good now, because when I was fighting Confucianism, that is, when I was making a report at the Chaisang Institute of Science and Technology, I didn't hurt those peers on the other side lightly. Alas...... For example, Gu Yong, Gu Wusi, Xue Zong, Xue Jingwen and the like, are all real scholars, senior intellectuals who graduated from prestigious universities and were even rehired, and only knew how to do learning all their lives, and were later hired by Sun Quan to be an academician of the National Academy of Sciences. How did you know that you had seen such a creature as Zhuge ? Good guy, just said a few words about the academic issues that I wanted to discuss, I was scolded back by Zhuge drooling, and the most special thing was that what Ya said was something that made these people unable or disdained to refute.

These people are still good, and even some of the unlucky ones were pointed at their noses and scolded by Zhuge for swearing, and the eighteen generations of their ancestors have not run away. Let Jiangdong Qunying have a good understanding of how powerful the Hunan people are, the so-called nine-headed bird in the sky, and the Hubei Yankees on the ground (it seems that this sentence is to praise the shrewdness and ability of Hubei people, and the author has always thought so-I don't accept other instigations, above.) ）。 The main scolder of the Wollongong scolding street team (deputy scolding player Pang Tong, team members Xu Shu, Meng Gongwei, Shi Guangyuan, Cui Zhouping), took advantage of the fact that the top did not leave Germany to defeat Jiangdong Qunying.

Li Wei found that as long as Zhuge was present, starting from Zhang Zhao, the strategist of Dongwu Tianzi No. 1, all the people in Dongwu did not look very good.

But at this time, although Zhuge 's demeanor remained unchanged, Levi could feel his refreshed breathing. He once asked Zhuge 's wife Huang Yueying about this, but Huang Yueying picked up a cup of Erguotou and drank it without saying a word, coughing and asking, "Can you keep this secret?" ”

…… Alas.

Zhuge has a good wife who can't be attacked by anyone except him.

Look up at the sky, look up to the sky and sigh. There is a bright moon in the sky, and there are rippling rivers below. This situation and this scene are emotional. Looking at the rolling waves of Dongwu and listening to the sound of waves coming from the river, I couldn't help but sigh.

"Isn't there a large group of women in our family who can't be taught?"

The moonlit night has not yet passed. To be precise, Li Wei took the initiative to go to see a myth of ancient Chinese history - the outstanding embodiment of Zhuge Stratagem (or Yin Damage).

Straw boats borrow arrows

"Lord? What did you just say? When Levi sighed, a small head came out of the stunned side.

"I'm X-Constellation, scare me." Li Wei smiled awkwardly, and with a roll of his eyes, he pointed to the stars in the sky and said, "I, I'm learning the method of sacking stars that Zhuge gave me." ”

"Huh? …… Really? Tilting his head, it was obvious that Xingcai didn't believe Levi's set: "Lord, do you know...... Your eyes can speak. ”

“…… Say, say what? ”

"Tell the truth." Smiling, Xingcai said, "Okay." Saving face for the Lord is also one of the jobs of his subordinates, and this has been said more than once by the Lord. Come, the military advisor and Lord Zijing have been waiting for a long time...... By the way, Lord, can you stop calling him 'Zhuge in front of the military advisor'? Though...... It's nothing, but you know the temper of the strategist......"...

"Afraid of the ball? Afraid of a ball? Afraid of a big balloon? Li Wei said disdainfully: "If I am in a hurry, I will run to the other side of the river and tell Cao Cao to release the rocket and see if Zhuge will die...... Walk. ”

"......" Xingcai didn't say anything, she knew that what Zhuge did last time was a little excessive, just a little. But if you think about it, if the Lord is not so stingy, it is not the Lord.

…… Alas, although I don't want to admit it, it's true.

"Oh, General Chinese, General Xingcai." Lu Su saw Li Wei and Xingcai enter the cabin and immediately greeted him. Zhuge invited him to dinner tonight, and I don't know what kind of heart Zhuge has to have, but ...... Lu Su is an honest man, so he didn't care what Zhuge meant, and he didn't have any vigilance and came directly.

"Lord Zijing." Li Wei and Xingcai also returned the courtesy, after all, for this animal "good man" that should have been extinct 10,000 years ago, Li Wei of course took a more protective attitude.

"Everyone is here, then...... We sailed. Zhuge shook his feather fan and laughed hehe-beside him, still with his wife Huang Yueying.

"Kong Ming, where are you going?" When Lu Su saw the boat sailing, he couldn't help but start pondering: "Do you want to go back to Jiangxia?" - Hmm...... Then I'll accompany you and explain it to Uncle Liu Huang. Don't worry, I'm not going to say anything about your absconding. Ah, sorry, I mean ......"

"Make friends and be a fader." Zhuge was also very moved, patted Lu Su's hand and said, "Jiangdong...... No, I've traveled the world and seen you as a good person. ”

"I agree." Levi also nodded and said, "But if I was a minor, I would have met a few righteous partners. "Athena in the KOF world, Emiya Shizi in the fate world, and so on, there are many, many more.

Of course, it is rare for a guy like Lu Su to maintain such a good heart - which is why more than n people are so relieved of him.

"Oh? ――Is there a better person in the world than Lu Dutou? ”

Just as Levi finished speaking, a crisp cry like a yellow warbler sounded in the cabin. Zhuge and Huang Yueying said in their hearts who could say what was in their hearts, and turned their heads to see that Li Wei almost didn't jump into the river.

“…… I#¥ Sun Shangxiang, did I owe you money or stole your wife? Why are you chasing me so badly? Pointing at the other party's nose, Levi really couldn't help it.

"Hmph~ The interesting place is that I am hunched - I am everywhere, you guys, what are you doing here?" Sun Shangxiang looked at the cabin, three men and two women.

Li Weixin said that you just happened to have a group x banquet, do you want to come and have fun? ――The premise is to throw both Zhuge and Lu Su into the water.

"First...... Mr. A little Taoist boy of about twelve or thirteen years old could see that he had just been mercilessly abused: "I, I can't stop her......"

"Ah, I see." Zhuge nodded silently, thinking carefully that if Sun Shangxiang was taken away now, it would be bad if Zhou Yu knew about coming over and inserting a leg, so he said: "No wonder you, you also go down to rest." Name the course and don't go the wrong way. ”

"That's right, if you go to Cao Ying, you can go." Sun Shangxiang giggled, shocking Zhuge and Li Wei into a cold sweat

Zhuge couldn't stand it, so he gave his wife a look at the moment, and Li Wei also gave Xingcai a look. The two women understood, and immediately got up to stop Sun Shangxiang, and pulled them aside to start another table to talk about homely things.

What else can a woman talk about? The daughter-in-law of the Zhang family, the Li family, and the Wang family's daughter-in-law were embarrassed, and soon Sun Shangxiang forgot what she was here for, and she kept giggling. …。

On Levi's side, it is becoming more and more boring - if you think about it carefully, you are still too wishful thinking, if you watch the battle of Chibi, you can also see Zhuge arson. But...... Running over and being shot hundreds of thousands of times is another matter.

Although the result is very exciting, the process is not a little fun.

"I'll go out and I'll go back." After thinking about it carefully, Levi got up and left. Zhuge didn't stop him, let Li Wei go - anyway, Li Wei is watery, no matter how good he is, now he is far away from Cao Ying, and if you have the ability, you can swim across the Yangtze River and liberate the whole of China.

"What are you going to do?" Sun Shangxiang didn't care about them, and stopped Li Wei and said: "If you are bored, come to our side, of course the ferryman and the bull nose over there are boring." ”

“…… Izuku, are you in charge? Do you want to come along? ”

"Tsk......" Sun Shangxiang's face turned pale - Li Wei hadn't said that he wanted to pull X, even if he gave her face.

About half an hour later, twenty clippers joined each other in the fog, and Levi returned halfway through.

"Kong Ming, where are you going?" Lu Su couldn't help but shudder when he looked out - the lights were already bright on the other side of the fog, but if he wanted to go to Jiangxia, even if it was an express delivery, he would have to walk for another half a day? Not a lot of words

"On the other side of the river, Caoying Water Village." Zhuge waved his hand, laughing, and didn't care about Lu Su's shocked appearance: "Come on, let the sergeant shout"

Zhuge believes that everything is under his control.

So, but the sergeant could hear him singing loudly: "Cao Mengde on the other side looks, looks, looks; The performances here are fantastic, don't pretend to ignore them. ”

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