378 Cao Mengde on the opposite side looked over (second watch)

Cao Cao, male, fifty-three years old, he is already completely middle-aged and elderly. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoThe average life expectancy of the Han Dynasty was twenty-five years old, and the average life expectancy of the Tang Dynasty was twenty-eight years - if you think about it carefully, Cao Cao really fits the two sentences of the ancient Chinese evaluation. There is a cloud in "Kindergarten": Extraordinary sons will be born, and virtuous people will be born. The common people said: Good people don't live long and the scourge lasts for a thousand years.

…… It's a bit of a conflict, so let's take the latter.

All in all, Cao Cao is already at this age, and his energy is no longer as strong as before. If it were put now, maybe he wouldn't be able to do this kind of thing...... Of course, it is not necessarily, some people live to be old prostitutes. It is said that the police caught the old man in the shampoo room and saw that his ID card was over 80 years old, and everyone gave a thumbs up: old and strong

Now Cao Cao is dreaming, I heard that there are two big and small Qiao in the south, which is very good, and it is also well-known that he has set up a second bridge in Tongquetai (Three Kingdoms). Just when he dreamed of punching his big ears (Liu Bei) and stepping on his blue eyes (Sun Quan), he was so annoying to chirp crookedly outside.

I remember that Qiao Xuan (Er Qiao's father, especially self-declared: the item is not dead at this time) once took his hand and said: Our family (security) will be handed over to you. (Historical facts)

Cao Cao said in his heart: How great I am, I still remember my promise after so many years - I must be optimistic about your two daughters, don't worry, I brought 830,000 people to greet my relatives this time, how about it? Powerful enough?

Therefore, Jiangdong now expects Cao Cao's eight achievements to liberate the whole of China is Qiao Xuan.

"Who's this?" Raising his head from the bed suddenly, Cao Cao looked outside very unhappily and said, "Who is the military camp making noise?" No mercy"

A guard on duty ran in, and after a closer look, it was Xu Chu, the second guard of Cao Cao who replaced the martyr Dian Wei: "On the river, countless warships are shouting? ”

"Huh?" Cao Cao squinted his eyes - he had just been woken up. I put on a stalk and walked out, but ...... Xu Chu stopped him.

"Lord, please don't be impatient...... Xu Chu ran over from outside, of course he knew what Sun Jun was shouting outside: "It's cold outside......

"Afraid of what?" Cao Cao waved his hand and said domineeringly: "Go deep into Saibei and reach Liaodong; The invincible people who dominate the world are afraid of the dew of the south? -- Come out of the camp with me. ”

Still, put on another vest.

Xu Chu signaled the soldiers to quickly take out the entire quilt for Cao Cao.

When he came to the edge of the river, the first high-ranking general Cao Cao saw was his son Cao Pi - which made Cao Cao very relieved, after all, this was the time for his son to show his face - how about it? My son is amazing?

"Oh, Zihuan." Cao Cao patted the other party's shoulder with satisfaction and said, "Above the military, the reaction is so fast - get up quickly." ”

Who knew that Cao Pi yawned, a pair of eyes sunken deeply, black smoke rings and big bags under his eyes were obvious that he was very tired. Cao Cao knew at a glance that he was often like this when he was young.

I only heard the unscrupulous son answer the unscrupulous father, a sentence that made Cao Cao recall his youth: "Father-the child has not slept yet." ”

Cao Cao thought about the time in the army just now, it was about early in the morning. So he nodded and said nothing

That daughter-in-law of mine is really a squeezing machine...... is worthy of being the apprentice of the person who can squeeze Lu Bu dry - fortunately he didn't ask for it back then, otherwise he wouldn't have survived the southern expedition.

After continuing to walk a few steps, Cao Cao came to the riverside military village to pay attention, only to hear a commotion on the other side of the river, and it seemed that he vaguely heard an unknown song...... Southern minor? Where in the world is there anyone who hums a minor tune to the battlefield?

(Note: Italians, this one, no semicolon.) By the way, they also hummed a little tune into the prisoner of war camp. ）

The most important thing is that all Cao Jun deliberately cheered - under Xu Chu's orders, they did not dare to let Cao Cao hear what was being sung on the other side.

"Everyone." The domineering continued to be exposed, Cao Cao squinted, took himself as the center of the luck dantian, and said to the person with a radius of 100 meters: "Shut up"

That's it, unless you want the whole family to die, all shut up.

With the contagious effect, there was no one in the entire Cao Ying who dared to speak.

Cao Cao was very satisfied with his domineering spirit, so he listened attentively......

"Cao Mengde on the other side, look over, look over, look at it, the performance here is very exciting, don't pretend to ignore it."

Cao Cao was stunned for a moment, and dug out his ears, thinking that he was indeed old and had auditory hallucinations, so he continued to listen.

"I looked left and right, and looked up and down, and it turned out that every traitor is not simple. I thought and thought, I guessed and guessed. Hi, what a strange come-and-come......"

Cao Cao's face is very white, whether it is in Romance or Wushuang. In winter, the temperature is very cold, and it is even whiter. After listening to this song, his face can already compete with the Lich King.

Cao Pi can feel that his father's anger is max, and if he is unequaled, he can single out Lu Bu.

The question is...... This song seems to be not just an amplifier, but also a rotational one. The twenty ships on the opposite side must have 200 people, to say the least? More than 200 battery horns are sent down, and the effect is called a good one

Gradually, Cao Cao's advisers and generals all ran over. If you listen carefully, it's really not bad, hey? The key is that Levi told everyone that you should sing the genuine "Girl Look Over" once, and the pirated version of "Cao Cao Look Over" again. After three rounds, almost everyone understood what was going on.

If you want to laugh but don't dare to laugh, do you dare to laugh? Then the next time you go out, you will definitely be among the immortal lists, forever inspiring everyone.

"Hahaha"

Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter, but everyone was shocked - subconsciously thought, who is so desperate? But when I looked closely, I saw Cao Cao laughing. Everyone said yes, and our prime minister's hobby is here again.

Laughing is Cao Cao's benefit, of course, everyone knows that the crow's mouth on Huarong Road also came from this.

"Above the river, twilight. The enemy's strength shook the sky, and the flames were bursting -- if our army rashly attacked, it would fall for the treacherous scheme. A simple method of agitation, can An shake my heart? For the general, it is better to fight with the heart of death and the will of the people. ”

Below, whether it is Cheng Yu or Cao Ren, whether it is Xu Chu or Cao Pi, whether they know or not, they all burst into earth-shattering applause.

At this time, the sycophant must not be weak, so as not to be looked down upon.

"That'...... Prime Minister, just leave it alone? ”

"Niang Xipi - shoot me in the ass, if anyone stops, I will castrate"

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"Kill"

Smack, a piece of Constellation is thrown out, giving Constellation a serious blow......

It's not a mistake - Levi happened to be teaching everyone in the cabin to play Three Kingdoms.

"Ahh - Lu Dutou, you are very 'unhelpful'. ”

Not to mention that teenagers are in the learning stage, Li Wei's mantra, Xingcai, a girl with the heart of a royal sister, has not yet learned, and Sun Shangxiang has learned it all.

"Miss Sun, it's a shame that you can sit still." Lu Su looked around the cabin dryly, since just now, the ship has been constantly changing positions. What Cao Cao shot out was not Gaide, the entire river surface was ...... Have you all watched the rain of arrows in "Heroes" and "Spartan Three Hundred Little Pants"?

That's basically what it feels like.

Lu Suxin said that fortunately, he was interesting enough this time, and the boats allocated to Zhuge were all of high quality. If you get the ones produced in Wenzhou, Jiangdong...... So he's a hedgehog now?

"Hehehe, this game is quite interesting. However, this can't be passed on, otherwise it will be disadvantageous...... Also, it's time for the gang out there to change tunes? I'm tired of hearing it. Huang Yueying raised her eyes and looked at Li Wei and said, "You...... What's in your head? ”

“…… Sometimes I want to ask you and your husband too. Levi cleaned up the game and said, "If you don't think it's fun, just say it, I still have a 'mahjong' deck here, come on, try it." ”

As he spoke, he poured out another pair of mahjong with a bang.

"Save this for and go back to play - it doesn't seem to be too tired of these days in Soochow." Zhuge stretched, and then knocked on the cabin - the sound was different from when he got on the boat.

"Turn the bow of the ship and tell the sergeants that Prime Minister Xie Cao borrowed arrows."

"Hahaha...... That fish head lost again this time? Sun Shangxiang was constantly fiddling with the mahjong in her hand, and if she looked closely, she realized that this was not made of ivory, which has been popular in Dongwu recently?

I said...... Do you have too much money and no place to spend it? Do this out of ivory? Saying that, Sun Shangxiang approached Li Wei for a moment, took the mahjong in his hand and said: "This is sold for two taels and five cents of silver in Dongwu."

…… Hey? Didn't the Eastern Han Dynasty use gold as the currency in circulation? …… Forget it, it's a world of Three Kingdoms Warriors anyway.

"I'll give it to you if you like it, and it's not much use for me to keep it anyway. By the way, I'll ask you - why did you put all that stuff away and tell me? ”

"You're too careful—I'm asking you by the way: What the hell are you doing?" As he spoke, he put away all the mahjong, but Sun Shangxiang's eyes were very suspicious: "Have you Liu Jun completely stopped reviewing it?" Your strategy is not bad, your martial arts are also okay, and even your magnanimity is not ordinary-you said you are from Liaodong? Is there any big gate valve of the Li family in Liaodong? ”

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