When I woke up again, it was already late at night, Li Yiling was gone, and the little monk was left chanting, I looked at him and asked pitifully: "Fake, is the old lady behind me gone?" ”

Fake has yin and yang eyes, I don't know if it's born or cultivated, anyway, I can see ghosts all the time, it's much better than me to open yin and yang, heard me ask, opened his eyes and looked at me, and said, "Brother Xu Lang, the female donor is still lying on your back." ”

Frustrated, I stayed for a long time and said to the little monk: "Quick, prepare the incense case, and I'll communicate with her." ”

Li Yiling left silently, indicating that he couldn't deal with the broom star Ma, afraid that I would wake up and scold him, I have no choice now, although Ma is just following me, there is no danger to life, but this is a broom star, the useless tree she hanged is not a hundred meters within a radius of 100 inches, if she is entangled, the buddy will not be able to fly away from thousands of mountains and birds, and thousands of people will be wiped out?

I don't have a good way, I can only negotiate, talk about her until she is satisfied, ask her to leave, the little monk heard me shout, stood up to arrange the incense table, put incense candle offerings, light the long incense, I opened my eyes, turned my head to look at the old lady, saw no, couldn't help but secretly rejoice, is it gone?

The little monk dragged me: "The old donor is there!" The smile on my face immediately froze, and when I looked up, I saw that Ma was wearing an extremely old dress, with a hairless broom inserted in his waist, standing behind the incense case, sucking incense with his nose vigorously, and he looked intoxicated The gods also need to be worshipped, not to mention the great gods of the Sanqing Jade Emperor, that is, the god of the stove, the lord of the land, etc., no matter how small the gods have incense to worship. But who is okay to worship the broom star, isn't that unlucky?

Therefore, the attraction of incense is very great for Mars. Dude is in good spirits, as long as she has a need. Hurriedly bowed respectfully, and said softly: "Xingjun, the kid didn't know that it was your old man before, and you didn't say it, I thought it was a lonely ghost who made trouble, so I dared to meddle in this matter, although I offended Xingjun, it was not an evil thing to do, so don't pester me." ”

The buddy's tone is very sincere. looked at Ma Shi with blank eyes, hoping that she could let me go, but I saw her grinning and said: "Boy, you are filial, but my old man finally showed up once, why do you have to play enough before leaving, you helped people block the difficulty, I don't follow you, who else can I follow?" ”

I also know that I am a difficult person. Are you embarrassed to say? I resisted the urge to curse and said, "Then how do you say to leave?" ”

"When I've had enough, I'll leave."

"We can't do this, I have limited ability, I can't build a temple for you. Set up a tablet for you, worship it at home, and worship it with incense every day. Don't follow me, okay? ”

"Don't fool the old lady with small favors, although the old lady is a poor god. But it also has backbone. ”

Backbone, your uncle, if you hadn't seen Jiang Ziya unpleasantly. Thinking about the old man, if it can't be done, if it doesn't work, he will get divorced, as for the current virtue? You are also a poor god, you are much more disgusting than a poor god, and you are more annoying than the plague god! These words are just thinking about it, and I don't dare to really offend her deeply.

I thought for a while and said: "You can't look down on the tablet of the god, I will shape a golden body for you, guaranteed to be twenty-four karat gold, good incense and tribute every day, just ask you not to follow me, when I have money, build a small temple for you, and you also get incense sacrifices, isn't it better than following me endlessly?" ”

Ma Shi was quite moved by this condition, blinked his old eyes and thought about it for a long time, and suddenly sighed: "If you had said these conditions earlier, I would have promised you, but that yin and yang boy was too annoying, after I followed you, I also spoke cruelly to the old lady, saying that he had the ability to drive away the old lady, and also said that the old lady would have the ability to follow you for a lifetime, if the old lady left for some incense, wouldn't it make that kid laugh?" The world has been laughing at the old lady for many years, why can't she be laughed at anymore. ”

I'll go! And this inside story, I can't help but have a headache, Li Yiling is blowing too much, Ma is a god no matter what, what are you bragging about? I guess I didn't recognize the cruel words that Mrs. Ma said when she was a broom star, no wonder she ran away before I woke up again!

I was anxious, and said, "The words were said by Li Yiling's kid, you follow him, what are you doing with me?" ”

"That kid is too heavy in cause and effect, there has been a catastrophe recently, isn't it unlucky for the old lady to follow him?"

I'm stupid, what do you mean? can make the broom stars say that they are unlucky, so does Li Yiling still have a way to live? I hurriedly asked, "Xingjun, what do you see?" ”

"That kid is a fateful situation of the Seven Evil Gods of the Dead, and the Seven Killings of the Dead God are not light, and it is impossible to exhaust the mechanism. Kezi's wife has no ancestral business, and the people are afraid that there will be false sentences. The god of death is in the palace of life, and the master of the palace is poor all his life, and he does not do things well. In the day of the wife, in the time of the branch of the son. The god of death and the evil are opposite, most of them are good at scheming, and they are in the same palace with the auspicious star, they can keep it secret and be quiet, and they are in the same palace with the evil star, they like fantasy and have a weak heart. It's more fierce than the fate of the Heavenly Evil Lone Star, he has had a catastrophe recently, boy, you should stay away from him, don't let him drag him down. ”

The god of death, the dead, the lost, the loss from the inside is called death. Rob in the five elements of the desperate, die in the five elements of the prosperous. Li Yiling has had many disasters since he was a child, he didn't see his biological parents, crawled out of the coffin, followed a Mr. Yin and Yang in the funeral home, and he is just such a friend as me who has survived until now, lonely and widowed, and he will only see the hell if his fate is good.

I didn't take it to heart, but had a thought, since Ma was unwilling to get close to Li Yiling, if I stayed with Li Yiling for a few days, would she leave? As soon as the thought came to mind, Ma Shi saw the joy on my face, and sneered: "Boy, don't think I don't know what you think, do you want to use that kid to kill the old lady?" I'll tell you the truth, I'll follow you, as long as you don't get on him, I'll be helpless to me, and I'll die of your heart. ”

I didn't take it to heart at all, if I was really not afraid, why should I say it? However, it was better to let her take the initiative to leave, and said to her: "Old Xingjun, listen to me, I think it's better for us to get together and disperse, what do you say is the matter with you always following me?" People are fantasy, and in Xianxia novels, they all carry an old grandfather with them, and they don't bring a grandmother, so you better go. ”

"Old lady, why didn't you kid say let go......"

It took a long time to grind and chirp, Ma just didn't leave, what the buddy said was a dry mouth, it didn't work at all, and he had no patience, so he said with a white face: "What are you old lady doing with me?" I take a shower, go to the toilet, and masturbate, and you follow along? ”

"The old lady is so old, when your ancestors' ancestors are rich, you can't see what your junior can't see."

"But I'm awkward, please, grandma, let's go, can't I burn incense and kowtow to you?"

"The old lady will be invisible, so that you can't see it, you can do whatever you want." After saying that, he disappeared, and I looked back, but I didn't see him lying on my back, invisible, or gone? I hurriedly asked the little monk, "Let's see if there is an old lady behind you?" ”

"I can't see it, but Brother Xu Lang, I can still feel that you are very unlucky." After the little monk finished speaking, there was a hehe laugh behind me, and Ma's voice sounded: "Boy, I'm on your back, what should you do, don't worry about me." ”

"I'm an ancestor, you can go, I beg you......"

Quietly, the buddy became more and more impatient, and began to scold in a hurry, Mrs. Ma no longer responded to me, I am called a frustrated, and from now on I will have to live with a broom star grandmother, at this moment I really want to cry without tears.

After more than ten years of training in exam-oriented education, the buddies are still relatively strong, pondering and pondering, feeling that the old lady has something to say, and decided to follow Li Yiling in the past few days.

What's more, buddy still has a broom star behind him.,There's no way to take her.,Maybe the two of us think about it together.,Can figure out some way.,Thinking of this.,I put down a qiē by mistake and didn't think about anything.,Lay on the bed.,Sleep back.。

I woke up early the next morning, my buddy looked at the sun outside the window, I felt that all my troubles were swept away, I was lazy, and I was working hard, the bed suddenly collapsed, smashing me inside, the house was rented, the landlord matched the bed, the old-fashioned wooden bed, two of the boards were broken, I fell down, and I was caught in it, not to mention, my head was still knocked on the bed board, and the nosebleeds flowed out.

The nose injury is really uncomfortable, the snot is a handful of tears, plus a nosebleed, and the buddy knows that there is basically no one without looking in the mirror, and hurriedly shouted: "Fake, Fake, come and help me, buddy's bed collapsed!" ”

Falke was busy making breakfast, heard the shout, hurried in, saw my unlucky appearance, couldn't help but come to his senses, hurriedly dragged me, with the efforts of the two of us, the buddy finally got out, a face of blood, fortunately did not fall to the bones, thinking to wash his face, just walked out of the bedroom door, stepped on the porcelain bowl put down by the little monk Fake, his feet slipped, poof! The one fell to the ground on all fours, and it was called a sturdy, and the buddy's eyes were dark, and he almost fainted.

The little monk hurriedly came to help me, and before he could run to my side, he, wearing slippers, stepped on the broken bowl I kicked and broken, and blood flowed from his pierced foot...... I staggered up, I wanted to help the little monk but didn't dare, I was really unlucky to get home with the broom on my back, I asked the little monk to take medicine by himself, ran into the bathroom, looked in the mirror, and couldn't help but be startled.

I saw in the mirror that my nose was blue and my face was swollen, my hair stood up, and my clothes were stained with blood, which was called a wolf bèi, I just wanted to get a towel to wipe my face, but I saw the old lady of Xingma in the mirror grinning at me. (To be continued......)

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