The bad luck came so quickly, it caught me off guard, the power of the broom star is really not covered, it was really bad luck to get home, I finally washed my face, the faucet was broken, the landlord Sister Zhang came to repair the faucet, and I also fell on all fours, and I didn't break the bones It was lucky.

I finally ate some food, I hurriedly took the little monk to the company, after all, I still have to live, I have to make up a few shots in the next episode, and I have to ask Zhao Xing for leave, go downstairs to see, the tire of the exterior minibus does not know that it was punctured by the lack of morality, so I can only take a taxi, wait for half an hour, and finally take a taxi, how can I feel that the gasoline smell is heavy when I get in the car.

I asked the driver, "Master, why does your car smell so big of gasoline?" ”

"It's okay, I just added gas, the old car, it's inevitable that there is a little problem......" the driver said with a big grin, but I always felt bottomless in my heart, the little monk opened the window, the taxi galloped on the wide road, not far, there was a red light in front, a buddy riding an electric car followed from behind, and shouted to the driver: "Hey, the car is on fire, and my mother is driving, it's really awesome." ”

Scared that the little monk and I hurriedly opened the car door and ran out, was hit by a three-wheeled almost did not vomit blood, finally ran out, and then looked, the butt of the car was on fire, the driver took the fire extinguisher and went up, did not wait to get close, the flames were high, everyone dispersed, the taxi burned into a pile of scrap metal in front of everyone's eyes, stunned that did not explode.

The little monk and I were so frightened that we didn't dare to take a taxi anymore, so we could only go to the bus, and when we arrived at the bus stop, we took out our wallets and had no change. I had to go to the small store next to me to buy a pack of cigarettes and smoke out a hundred. Suddenly a gust of wind blew the hundred-dollar ticket in my hand. My buddy is not rich, so I hurriedly chased it, and the little wind was blowing evil, blowing my hundred-dollar ticket around the corner, fluttering, floating, floating......

The buddy ran all the way and chased for a long time, the wind was less, and the money fell to the ground. Hurry up to pick it up, the wind came again, and flew into the sky again, so the buddy went to chase again, and almost chased a street, especially a couple who went shopping, the street was gone, standing there and watching me chase money, and the man whistled. shouted loudly: "Come on, buddy, I'm optimistic about you......"

I chased after it fiercely, and when I caught up, the hundred yuan was swept away by the wind. It fell down the gap in the sewer, and the buddy wanted to cry without tears, but there was no way. I had to take out another one and go to the store and buy two bottles of water. I changed the change and went back to the stop sign to take a sip of water. I feel that the taste is wrong, take a closer look, Nongda Spring.

it! I was just about to go back to find a small store, the car came, and the little monk got in the car, didn't sit, squeezed in the back, a buddy rubbed hard against me, my special mother is called a fire big, buddy is not a woman, you rub a hair against me? I grabbed it and grabbed a little girl's breasts...... , was slapped in the face, and quickly explained.

It's finally time to get to the station, buddy feels a little wrong, why is it so cool? When I looked down, my trouser pocket was cut open, and my wallet was stolen, so I realized that it was not because my buddy was handsome that I was rubbing, but because I stole my wallet......

How many wolves bèi how many wolves bèi entered the door of the company, thinking that this time it was good, at least not so dangerous outside, just entered the company gate, the revolving door was broken, and I was sandwiched inside, waiting for the building to send someone to repair it...... It's almost twelve o'clock.

I didn't dare to eat, let the little monk and Zhang Liuliu call me back, buddies were cautious, followed up the devil of the minefield, it was really a bit of a grass and trees, fortunately nothing happened at noon, I ate some food carefully, I asked Zhao Xing for leave, to his door, I pushed the door and went in, as soon as I opened the door, I just happened to meet Zhao Xing with a cup out, the cup was still filled with water, I opened the door and hit it, the hot Zhao Xing jumped like a toad.

I hurriedly apologized, I thought it wasn't a big deal, who knew that Zhao Xing's cup was a good porcelain from Ru kiln, and a cup cost thousands of yuan, I was in a hurry, what did I do with a cup of thousands of dollars on a dog day? There's no way, let's pay for it, promise to pay for the cup, ask for leave, and finally finish it.

Then I went to record a few shots of the next issue, although the image of the buddy is a little miserable, but the company has professional makeup personnel, touching up makeup, but I can't see anything, sitting in the studio hall, I sorted out the next situation, and began to record the show, the front is fine, just when I recorded the last shot, the spotlight above my head I don't know what the reason is, pop! It fell and hit me in the head, smashing a small hole and bleeding.

The recording staff at the scene was frightened, and hurriedly drove me to a nearby hospital, and when I arrived at the hospital, the doctor said that it was nothing serious, and it would be good to stitch it up, and when it was time to stitch up the wound, a young doctor first sutured it, I thought it was sewn up, and I was waiting to prescribe medicine, and an old doctor came, checked my wound, and was furious, and scolded: "How can the wound on the head be sewn like this?" I'll sew it all over for you to see. ”

I hurriedly said no, the sewing was very good, but the old doctor said with a straight face that he was responsible for the patient, so the buddy's head was removed again, and the old doctor took a few new doctors to explain it again while stitching, and the wound that could have been sewn up in ten minutes by the special mother was stunned for half an hour.

I finally got through it, and a little nurse came to give me tetanus, saying that the old doctor ordered it, so let's fight, the buddy is already numb, who knows that the little nurse is a novice, facing the buddy's right arm, it's called a prick, and I didn't even prick it three or four times, don't bend the needle.

The little nurse's cold sweat came down, and the buddy's cold sweat also came down, and I had to comfort her not to be nervous, take her time, the little nurse finally finished giving me the injection after changing three needles, and walked away with a reserved and proud look.

The people in the company have already left, leaving me in the hospital, pondering and pondering, calling the little monk and asking him to go home directly after work, no need to wait for me, I will go to Li Yiling, scourge him, let him be a girl, let him be scared!

The buddy with a white cloth wrapped around his head wanted to find Li Yiling, but his wallet was stolen, so I called Zhang Xin and asked him to pick me up, after all, it was done to give him face, Zhang Xin came quickly, and was surprised when he saw me: "Mr. Lang, what's wrong with you, you fell into the kennel?" Snatching dog milk to drink, being bitten like this by a puppy cub? ”

"Fuck your uncle, you just fell into the kennel, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and drive me to my little brother, you can wait to collect my body when it's late......" I said very miserably, Zhang Xin also knew that I was for his business, and said guiltily: "It's okay, there are buddies here, let's carry everything together." ”

Said to be carried together, the girl helped me up, standing there with a bare mouth, I scolded twice before helping me up, when I walked out, a beautiful little nurse came over, Zhang Xinya's eyes lit up, and she wanted to come forward to talk, then she still took care of me, dragged and left, and bumped into an old man who was wearing a hospital gown and pushing a wheelchair, almost did not cause an accident, and was scolded by the nurse who followed closely.

I endure, I endure, I endure...... Out of the hospital and got into the car, the tire burst on the way to the funeral home, Zhang Xin's car didn't have a spare tire, called his fox friend dog meat to send the tires, so the toss was dark, two boys came to load tires there, buddies sulked and panicked, wanted to get out of the car but didn't dare, was holding his breath, Zhang Xin exclaimed: "Mr. Lang is about to get out of the car, there is a fool who has drunk too much, and he crashed into our car......"

I...... Hurriedly ran out of the co-pilot, to say that Zhang Xin's kid is also a mother lacking in virtue, the place where the car was parked is called a fuck, parked next to a sewer, and I don't know that the lack of virtue stole the manhole cover, the tire burst is the left tire, Zhang Xin's driver's seat is also on the left, but the buddy is sitting on the co-pilot on the right, and he didn't look at it carefully in a hurry, and jumped out, poof! Fell down the sewer......

When Brother Zhang Xin found me, it was an hour later, buddy, this is called a wolf bèi...... Out of the sewer, I saw that Zhang Xin's car was hit very miserably, the police came to deal with the traffic accident, and the drunk driver still shouted: "I didn't drink, my second uncle is the leader ......"

Fortunately, Zhang Xin's buddy's car was fine, Zhang Xin sent me to the funeral home after all the hardships, and it was far from the door, I saw the uncle in the duty room waving to me, I also hurriedly beckoned, and wondered, I could see that I was coming from such a distance? When I got closer, it turned out that someone was cleaning the glass.

I entered the funeral home and walked towards the columbarium, and when I was far away, I saw Li Yiling burning paper, but his eyes looked towards me, I was helped by Zhang Xin, Li Yiling saw me, and sighed: "I knew that you were here, and the lonely ghosts and ghosts didn't come to collect paper money." After speaking, he looked at me carefully and said in surprise: "Why are you like this?" Fell into the king's eight caves? ”

"Your uncle just fell into Wang Badong, Li Yiling, if it weren't for your special mother pretending to be a big clove of garlic and offending Ma Lao Broom Star by saying cruel things, would buddy be unlucky like this? I don't care, I'll be mixed with you from today onwards, and if you want to be unlucky, you will be unlucky together. ”

Li Yiling ignored me, looked behind me, stretched out his hand and said hello, "Xingjun is here." ”

"Here, here, this kid is very unlucky today, it has nothing to do with the old body, I didn't do anything."

I...... The two goods greeted me affectionately and chatted about homely things, what does it mean? I was in a hurry, turned my head and shouted to Ma Lao Broom Xing: "You didn't do anything, I almost burped, if you do something, I won't die seven times or eight times?" I can see it, you just take me as a Sunday, Lao Tzu fights with you! ”

I took out the soul card, and hooked it towards Mrs. Ma with my hand, and the love that had been suppressed for a day finally broke out at this moment! (To be continued......)

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