Chapter 70: What About the Eighth Master?

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The allusion to black and white impermanence in the book should be like this: black impermanence belongs to the black and white impermanence combination, which is one of the strongest yin combinations in the underworld, and black and white are two impermanence officials in the top ten yin handsome. If you divide the prefecture into ranks, the most powerful is the Jizo King Bodhisattva, but he is not the nominal supreme ruler. It's just similar to the guardian god of the underworld! The supreme ruler is the Ten Palaces Yan Jun. The ten Yan Monarchs were in charge of each department. It is equivalent to the general minister of each part of reality, followed by the four major judges and the demon hunter Zhong Kui! Subsequently, there were different official positions such as Lord Chenghuang and Meng Po, and the top ten yin marshals! It can be seen that the status of the top ten yin handsomes in the underworld is extremely important! Black and white impermanence are the two important commanders of the ten yin commanders who often have to go out on duty, and the two are also known as the second master of impermanence and the soul envoys under the king of Hades.

Black impermanence is also known as: Fan Wusheng, the allusion in the book is: Black and white impermanence were a pair of brothers with different surnames who had a very good relationship before they were born, and they quickly became good friends! Because of his name before his death, the black and white impermanence are also called "Fan Baye" and "Xie Qiye". As for whether it is ranked among the top ten yin handsome, I don't know. According to the information I compiled later, the strength of the top ten Yin Shuai is comparable.

About the life experience of the two: It is said that Xie Qiye and Fan Baye became brothers when they were young, which can be described as siblings, and their love is as deep as the sea, which makes future generations wonder if the two of them have some abnormal sexual orientation! .

But the good days of the two good friends didn't last long. One day, when the two walked together under the Nantai Bridge, it was about to rain heavily. Xie Qiye asked Fan Baye to wait here for a while, and then go home to get an umbrella, but after Xie Qiye left. Thunderstorms poured down in an instant, and disasters such as floods or mudslides tragically occurred, but Fan Baye, who kept his promise, was unwilling to miss the appointment with his good friend Xie Qiye, and finally unfortunately drowned in the water, sighing: Be a man! Gotta be flexible.

Not long after, the seventh master came back with an umbrella and found that the eighth master had disappeared, and the seventh master was forced to do so. was in pain and hung himself decisively on the bridge pillar, so Xie Qiye often stretched out his long red tongue to scare others. Sure enough, he is a good friend for a lifetime!

Then the old-fashioned plot of Yama Lord Jiaxun is deeply faithful. Command them to arrest the lawbreakers in front of the city god. Some people say that Xie Bi'an (the seventh master) is to reward the gods; Fan is not saved (eighth master), that is, those who break the law will not be saved.

The "world is peaceful" means that if you see black impermanence. Then all the bad guys are well-behaved. Because black is impermanent, aggressive. And he is very straightforward, and the wicked, the traitors, and the evil ghosts are very afraid of him when they see him.

This is the information that the book told me about black impermanence, and I believe it very seriously, and I have memorized it by fucking memorization. As a result, when I learned what the real black impermanence looked like, I had to say: who the fuck wrote this story, it's fucking bullshit. And the kind that hurts!

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got on the black and impermanent bus and waved goodbye to Cai Feng who was smiling evilly.

Lin Fei suddenly felt that there was always a feeling of being calculated. But I don't know where it came from. Could it be that Cai Feng has something to say that he hasn't hidden!

His gaze was on Black Impermanence, this was the legendary god! Will the problem arise in this great god? Could it be that the legend is true! Hei Ba Ye is the kind of person who has a problem with his sexual orientation, if it were him, would he drive the car to a corner place, and then press himself and Lu Cheng on the seat for OOXX! It's scary to think about

Unconsciously, perhaps because of the initial recovery from a major injury, the vitality has not fully recovered. Sitting on the bumpy Hades bus, driving on the bumpy suburban avenue that should be renovated, Lin Fei fell asleep in a drowsy during this rhythmic bumpy and limp process.

When I opened my eyes, the surrounding street lamps emitted an intoxicating yellow glow! looked at Lu Cheng beside him, I didn't expect him to fall asleep too!

Lin Fei scolded in his heart: Is there a vigil anyway? If the black impermanence is really what the legend says, then wouldn't it have been ruined by the black impermanence just now! I'm a normal man! However, even Lu Cheng fell asleep? Could it be that the two of them were secretly fainted by the impermanence of darkness, and if so, wouldn't their innocence have been tarnished!

In the uneasy atmosphere, Lin Fei woke up Lu Cheng.

Lu Cheng yawned: "Have you arrived at the station?" ”

No way! Do you think it's the last train? It's still at the station, and we're done when we really get to the station!

At this time, a voice came from the driver's seat in front of him: "It's still early?" You can sleep a little longer! ”

"Hmmm! Good! Lu Cheng didn't doubt that he really planned to sleep.

It's just that the next moment, Lin Fei and Lu Cheng suddenly jumped up from their seats, used too much force, and slammed into the roof of the car.

"Did you hear that?" Lu Cheng's expression was tense, and the same Lin Fei's expression was still the same: "I heard it!" ”

"How is it a woman's voice?"

That's right! They listened carefully, and the voice that came from the driver's seat was a woman's voice, although it was a little neutral, but it could definitely be distinguished from the fierce voice of the eighth master.

Could it be that the eighth master left while the two of them were sleeping, and the driver changed shifts?

With this doubt, Lin Fei and Lu Cheng walked back and forth to the driver's seat, and looked at the driver's seat where it was really replaced by a woman. He looked to be about twenty-six or seventeen years old, and his skin was slightly darker, as if he had sunbathed a lot. The two eyes were as big as copper bells, especially when he squinted his eyes and looked up at Lin Fei.

Looking at the beauty that suddenly appeared in front of him, Lin Fei's mood was not too excited; Instead, he looked at her with a look of surprise, looking at the car that was supposed to be driven by the black impermanence black eighth master, and at this moment the driver was replaced by a high-quality beauty with excellent beauty, although the skin was slightly darker, but still couldn't resist her wonderful beauty. But the question is beauty, can we not hold a cigarette in our mouth if we are so beautiful? It looks like crazy! If this is put in the world, you little sister. I'm going to educate you hard, but he seems to be older.

With, finally couldn't help but wonder. opened his mouth and asked the girl: "Dear, where is the eighth master?" Where did he go? ”

The beautiful girl turned her head to look at Lin Fei, with a cigarette in her mouth, talking and muttering, old and miserable! At first glance, it is a typical bad girl: "What eighth master? ”

Lin Fei emphasized again very carefully: "Is it Lord Black Impermanence?" Known as Fan Baye! The top ten yin handsomeness of the underworld, my idol! ”

Oh!

The girl snorted twice, and the corners of her face showed a smile that seemed to be a smile but not a smile. Then he said very indifferently: "He's gone!" ”

"How could you go?" Lin Fei looked excited, and stomped his feet again and again: "I haven't asked him for an autograph yet?" ”

The girl stared at Lin Fei with a curious expression: "What did you just say you wanted?" ”

"Want to sign? Of course, when you see an idol, you have to take a photo, or ask for an autograph or something? Lin Fei said innocently.

The girl smiled helplessly: "You even dare to ask for an autograph for a photo of the black impermanence." You're good enough! ”

"As long as you are sincere, there is nothing you can't ask for!" Lin Fei said with a smile.

Then the girl just laughed, but stopped talking

Lu Cheng, who was on the side, sighed, and was very helpless at Lin Fei's current appearance. muttered in a low voice, "Can't you see it yet?" She's the Black Impermanence! Eighth Master! ”

"Wrong! It's not the Eighth Master. It's the eighth sister! Did you hear me, Eighth Sister? The girl said emphatically.

Eighth sister? Eight precepts?

Lin Feixin said: Sister, are you related to Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie?

As if hearing Lin Fei's heartfelt words, the girl continued to emphasize: "I have no blood relationship with Zhu Bajie!" Although the titles are slightly similar, it is pure coincidence! Did you know about the coincidence? and Zhu Bajie's people are not Marshal Tianpeng now, they are now the messengers of the Pure Altar, Lao Niu! The oil and water of that official position is enough! ”

After speaking, the cigarette on his mouth had been smoked to a low level, and he hurriedly lit another one.

With such a big addiction to smoking, he really has the fan of the eighth master.

But Lin Fei said in disbelief: "Could it be that he has changed his face." But it doesn't change the gender in an instant! This Nima is not scientific! ”

"I was originally a woman!" Hei Wuchang seemed to like to speak in an emphatic tone: "Besides, can the things of the underworld be explained by science?" ”

Yes! But I can't explain it! Maybe go back and find Li Shengxi. What might this guy be able to use? Parallel space! Long and short waves! Micromolecules! Explain what the soul is and what is going on in the underworld! But that's not my Lin Fei's strong point.

Lin Fei's strength is: the book says

Lin Fei also learned to answer in an emphatic tone of black impermanence: "But the book says that black impermanence is a man!" It's a big man! ”

Hei Wuchang raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Yes! You said it, that's what the book says! Children's brains have to go round and round, and what is in the book may not be real! ”

After speaking, he couldn't help but say in a flirtatious tone: "You know what? baby! ”

Lin Fei was speechless: "I can't accept that Hei Wuchang is a mother!" ”

The problem of emphasizing the black impermanence tone was committed again, and he glared at Lin Fei fiercely: "Pay attention to the words!" My ears are very sharp! Be careful what you say! ”

Lin Fei immediately admitted: "You are a beautiful woman who has captivated the country and the city!" I dare to say that you are the first in beauty, then no one dares to say second. You see, okay? ”

Hei Wuchang nodded with satisfaction: "It's pretty much the same!" ”

Sure enough, it's still a woman! No matter what identity it is, even if it is an impermanence god of the underworld, he likes to be praised for his beauty like ordinary women!

After the threat of black impermanence was finished, another cigarette was lit and he smoked violently. This addiction to smoking is really not ordinary!

At this moment, Lu Cheng couldn't help but muttered in Lin Fei's ear: "I can't accept that Hei Wuchang is a woman!" ”

But Hei Impermanence's hearing is too good, and her voice is still heard by her so low.

Then he said helplessly: "The reality is like this!" This can only be blamed on you people in the world, you always think that ghosts should be fierce and evil, and that kind of feeling can scare people by looking at it. So we had to do what you said! How else would it arouse your sense of fear? ”

Lin Fei retorted: "But the sense of fear doesn't need to change!" And by the way, I also changed sex! ”

Hei Wuchang shook his head: "I can't help it!" Don't you want to go out on an errand with this kind of beautiful posture that captivates the country and the city? But"

"But what?"

Even Lu Cheng was curious, why did Hei Wuchang become a woman, so he had to become a rough man and go out on an errand? Thanks to the fact that he has met with Black and White Impermanence several times, it was not until today that I found out that Black Impermanence's true identity turned out to be a woman, and she is still a beauty!

Hei Wuchang said helplessly: "No way! It's too pretty, and it's troublesome to go out in the field! For example, several times I have been chased by a group of guys who forgot to take their medicine and asked for a phone! Grass! In the end, I decisively asked Meng Po to add three bowls of Meng Po soup, which was very good for him! ”

Lin Fei looked disgusted, but he didn't say it this time, but muttered in his heart: I think if they see you at first glance, they may ask for a phone, but if the situation is the same as what we see, I'm afraid the possibility of asking for a phone call is small!

But when he saw Hei Wuchang looking at him with a murderous face: "What did you say? ”

Lin Fei is sure that this guy must have skills such as mind reading, how can he whisper that he will be heard, and he will be known even if he thinks about it in his heart! Evil door

Lin Fei hurriedly admitted: "It's nothing! ”

After a while, seeing that the atmosphere was a little more relaxed, Lin Fei asked curiously: "Lord Hei Impermanence, since you are a mother, not a beauty. Then Lord Bai Impermanence will not be too"

Hei Wuchang nodded: "Obviously, too!" ”

Lin Fei was lost at the moment: "I'll go!" It turns out that what is written in the book is a lie, and because I trust the book so much, I memorized that paragraph! ”

"I'm confused! Huh"

The sneer of black impermanence is endless(To be continued......

PS: Sorry, today's exam, the update is late for the third more and a little later!