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Black impermanence is female, and white impermanence is also female. The original bunch of good friends have now become a pair of beautiful sisters

What the hell is wrong with this world?

It's all messed up!

If you talk like this, is it possible that the bull head and horse face are also women, but how can a bull head and a horse face be a woman, how ugly is that?

I can't imagine that even the Ten Halls Yan Jun is also a woman!

"I'll go! How am I getting more and more confused! ”

This sudden truth is really hard to accept. It's just that it's not acceptable, and you can just say to these people who say, "Isn't this unscientific?" ”

Just when Lin Fei was still conjecturing, Sister Hei Wuchang's voice sounded again, still with an emphasis on sexuality, but with a hint of sternness: "Close your eyes!" Immediately, immediately! ”

The warning came suddenly, but Hei Wuchang had such a stern tone, something must have happened?

Lin Fei and Lu Cheng both closed their eyes, and at the moment when they closed their eyes, a burst of extremely fast yin wind was outside the car window, constantly slapping.

It felt like the body was tangled together. However, this feeling was only a moment later, and then it disappeared

"It's time to open your eyes!"

The moment I opened my eyes, the qi qi outside changed.

"Welcome to Huangquan Road, today you have earned a free tour guide for you!" Hei Wuchang laughed in front of him, and then pulled out a microphone from the car. began to shout at the microphone: "Hurry up and give way to the front!" The official errand handles the case, hurry up and avoid it! The official is handling the case, so fuck me out of the way! ”

The expression on Lin Fei's face was completely stunned. found that a large horn suddenly appeared on the glass in front of the car, and then Black Impermanence yelled at the horn as he drove forward.

Front, side, back

Shooting a row of originally very neat teams, but after the black impermanence appeared on the bus, the team broke up all of a sudden! The ghosts were escorted to see that the bus was so unreasonable. Immediately angry: "Fucking no eyes! Don't you let the bus pass by here? ”

But when she saw that the person driving in the car was the eldest sister of Hei Wuchang, Ya's face immediately turned blue, and then her whole head turned green

Black Impermanence slipped out of the car window. glared at the yincha, and the yincha was so frightened that he hurriedly retreated, and he didn't know what to say for a while!

Hei Wuchang pointed at the bad nose and scolded: "Uncle, what's wrong with the old lady living here?" If you don't fucking accept it, report me! If you didn't fucking kill you, you're lucky! Fuck you dare to scold the old lady! ”

This is a shrew! Impermanence. Eighth sister! We are the top ten handsome. That's a super-grade yin! Let's have a little bad demeanor, okay? Pay attention to the style!

It's just that this kind of inner words are completely blocked by black impermanence, only to see a lot of ghosts outside the car who are ready to report to the underworld, looking at the beautiful women who are driving the car at the moment, while getting out of the car window and scolding the street, I said in my heart: It's a pity for this face!

It seems that these inner complaints have passed into the ears of black impermanence.

The guy was completely angry, put down the steering wheel directly, and drilled into the roof of the car with the microphone. began to point to the team of ghosts who couldn't see their heads in front and couldn't see their tails in the back and scolded: "Uncle! Who the fuck looks at the old lady is not convinced. Kind of stand up! Sue you, the old lady is"

"Wow" The roof of the car under his feet was knocked a few times, and Hei Wuchang said into the microphone: "Wait, I'll scold later!" ”

In a word, completely stunned the entire ghost queue.

"What for?" Hei Wuchang squatted down, looked at Lin Fei, who was anxious in the car at the moment, and also drilled out of the window, and said with a nervous face: "Sister! Eighth sister! My great sister! You went up, who was driving? ”

"It's okay! There is an automatic pathfinding function on it, and it will move by itself! ”

Lin Fei smiled bitterly: Eldest sister, is this a copy? And auto-pathfinding?

After Hei Wuchang finished talking to Lin Fei, he straightened up and took the microphone and scolded and yelled: "Sue you, the old lady is Hei Wuchang, Hei Eighth Master!" If you don't accept it, go to Hades and sue me!" Fuck, sue! But don't catch the old lady! If I get caught, my mother will let you be a man and become a horse in your next life, a horse will be a dog, a dog will be a pig, and so on! Let you live for a hundred years, just be born and die! ”

It turns out that the famous black impermanence is this virtue, and I am also drunk

It's really better to hear than to see, and it turns out that the rumors are really very different from the facts. No wonder, people say that Hei Wuchang wears a high hat on his head, which reads: The world is peaceful! Four words!

Just this kung fu of scolding the street, no one dares to squeak when they see the sound of not being scolded!

If the underworld holds a scolding competition, this black impermanence will definitely be the first!

Even Lu Cheng looked drunk, and looked at Lin Fei with a strange smile: "Are you still going to take a photo with Lord Hei Impermanence?" ”

"Forget it! I'd better take a look at Lord Bai Wuchang's temper first, right? Lin Fei hurriedly shook his head.

But he forgot Hei Wuchang's ears that were windy, and Lin Fei's words reached Hei Wuchang's ears. The eldest sister fell directly from above, only got her head into the car, and glared at Lin Fei: "Stinky boy, dare to dislike me!" Sue sù you don't take a picture with me, you Feng wants to go back! If you don't dare to take a thousand photos with my wife, my mother will burn down your shop! ”

"I'll go, I'll take a group photo with a hard force!" Lin Fei smiled bitterly.

"Dare! Not convinced, two thousand! "Look at the black impermanence and have to add more weight.

Lin Fei hurriedly compromised: "Okay! Good! I'll definitely take a group photo! Certain! ”

Lu Cheng on the side watched his conspiracy succeed, and secretly laughed on the side, but this qiē was clearly seen by Hei Wuchang, and then his eyes fell on Lu Cheng: "You have to take a photo with me too!" A thousand less sheets, you're ruined! ”

"I didn't say I asked for a picture with you!" Lu Cheng said excitedly.

"What's the matter? Do you still feel wronged by taking a photo with Lord Ben? Nima, a thousand is not enough, two thousand! ”

After saying that, he returned to the roof of the car again, pulled the loudspeaker, and began to curse at the ghost queue again.

"Nima! Sue you, the old lady is so willful, and she will bite me if she is not convinced! ”

This eldest sister is indeed willful!

Lu Cheng's face was extremely ugly at the moment, and the whole thing turned green. Lin Fei on the side gloated and said, "Hehe! Hurting others always hurts yourself! ”

"Stinky boy, it's not that you dare to say it!"

Death.

The car finally arrived with great difficulty, accompanied by the scolding voice of Black Impermanence.

"You can get out of the car!" As he led Lin Fei and the others out of the car, he saw that there was no guard at the door of the ghost gate.

It's just that when he walked into the Ghost Gate Pass with the two of them nine steps away, there were eighteen Yin Gaps drilled out of the flat ground, guarding both sides of the Ghost Gate Pass.

As soon as the Yin official guarding the door saw that it was black impermanence, he immediately walked over with a flattering face and smiled at black impermanence: "Lord impermanence, why are you driving the bus out on the field today!" I heard that your old man didn't buy a new Land Rover recently? ”

Hei Wuchang immediately shouted: "The old lady is willing to drive the bus, do you care?" ”

The yin official was so frightened that he trembled!

Hei Wuchang swallowed his saliva, and then said with a high-minded look: "You sent someone to send this bus to the station, and said that Lord Ben had something to do temporarily and borrowed it!" They don't dare to say anything! ”

Then he took Lin Fei and Lu Cheng into the ghost gate!

The yin official saw that the evil evil of black impermanence had finally left, and hurriedly wiped his cold sweat, and a small yin cha on the side walked over and asked in a low voice: "Isn't this the black impermanence Lord who drove away from the station without his consent!" It's been a few times this month! ”

"Shhhh This eldest sister has smart ears! Say less! Yin Guan then looked at the bus helplessly, and said with a smile: "This unfortunate thing is on me again!" ”

took Lin Fei and Lu Cheng into the Ghost Gate, and all the qiē in front of him was vague to Lu Cheng. And Lin Fei looked extremely surprised and asked Lu Cheng: "What do you feel?" ”

"It's windy, it's uncomfortable!" Lu Cheng replied.

On the contrary, Lin Fei said with a satisfied face: "I don't think so, I always feel that being here is like going home!" ”

"Really?" Hei Wuchang turned his head with a gloomy face: "Then you can choose not to go back, stay with me as a little brother!" ”

"Forget it then!" Lin Fei replied.

But when he saw the murderous face of the black impermanence, he immediately shut up.

Hei Wuchang immediately turned his head to look at Lu Cheng: "No wonder your yang qi is so heavy, it turns out that you have that kind of physique." This physique appears once in a hundred years! Your kid is lucky, but when you get to the underworld, the yang energy on your body is very unpopular! ”

As he spoke, a faint blue color suddenly appeared in the palm of his hand, and he slapped Lu Cheng's head twice on each shoulder at a very fast speed.

Then he blew his hand and said, "Okay, the three yang fire lamps on your body are all extinguished, so it's all right!" ”

Just when the black impermanence extinguished all of Lu Cheng's yang lights, Lu Cheng's eyes lit up, and all the qi qi qi instantly became clear: "Oh, this is the underworld?" ”

"It's your turn!" Hei Wuchang walked in front of Lin Fei and prepared to make a move.

Lin Fei smiled: "I don't need to look at mine!" ”

"No more?" Raising his head curiously, Hei Wuchang saw that there was no yang fire lamp on Lin Fei's body at all

Stunned! Stunned! I was also confused!

"Half yin and half yang? Are you half yin and half yang? ”

Hei Wuchang asked in shock, grabbed Lin Fei's two arms tightly with both hands, and looked at Lin Fei in disbelief and excitement: "Could it be that you are the ground?"

But just before he finished speaking, a shout came from afar: "Sister! Eighth sister! ”

Then a figure suddenly popped out of a long distance, followed by the figure flashed, then a mountain, and then flashed, and came to Hei Wuchang from a long distance, and said to Hei Wuchang with an anxious face: "Sister, something is wrong!" (To be continued......)