Li Yiling opened his eyes when he saw me in the dirt pit, obviously relieved, and asked, "How is it?" Have you seen your master? ”

I fainted as soon as I rolled my eyes, it's not that I want to faint, the soul wandering to the underworld and turning back is too consuming of energy, and when I wake up, it will be dawn the next day, I drank the herbs boiled by Li Yiling, and ate two Jiucao Yulu pills, so I can be considered relieved, Li Yiling carefully waited for me, and asked: "Mr. Lang, what's the situation?" ”

"Dude let a ghost send to deceive, pointed me a fork in the road, walked to an iron forest, and a copper snake and iron dog are hungry ghosts, fortunately, there is nothing to do, but the time is delayed too much, I don't have time to find Wu Lao Liu, by the way, little brother, didn't you say that you sent me to the area under the jurisdiction of Wu Lao Liu, why did you go to the crossroads?"

Li Yiling scratched his head and said: "The intersection is the nearest road, is it possible to send you directly to the City God Yamen?" Mr. Lang, if you are not familiar with the road, you should inquire about the road, didn't you prepare paper money for you? How can you still be so miserable? ”

Li Yiling talked about paper money, I just felt careless, as the saying goes, money can make ghosts grind, if you don't rush out when you see a ghost, you can scatter the money first, it is estimated that you can also talk about it and discuss, now it's good, I was pointed at by the ghost, and I almost couldn't come back, but Li Yiling didn't say it before, and another buddy is inexperienced, can you blame me?

I interjected and asked, "Little brother, I saw ghosts coming and going at the crossroads, either riding horses or riding cars, buddy is so reliable, walking on two legs, can't you burn a Mercedes trot or something for me?" If you burn a navigation again, buddy will drive to Wu Lao Liu, and you still use such a wolf bèi? ”

Li Yiling was quite helpless by what I said: "Mr. Lang." It's not that I haven't thought about this, but buddy has limited ability. If you want to tie a paper cow and paper horse, a boy. The virgin's is okay, and she can also pierce the aura, if you want to say that dead things such as cars and villas can pierce the aura, the ability is high, and the craftsmanship is strong, as far as I know, our city, the old Hao family can do it for generations to tie paper work, but his things are too expensive. The local tyrant bought it. ”

"At this time, let's not worry about money, hurry up to Lao Hao's house and buy a Mercedes-Benz ...... with navigation."

How much did I think a paper car was worth? It's amazing, I really didn't expect to be able to become this virtue, Lao Hao's paper shop does not have a shop, just in a very old bungalow on the outskirts of the city, and I didn't see Lao Hao, so a sixteen or seventeen child opened the door.

In these years, customers are God, and you don't see Didi and the like throwing a lot of money in order to attract customers. Lao Hao's family is good, the bear child opened the door, and the lazy love ignored it, and Lao Hao didn't come out. Li Yiling and I were taken directly by that kid to a room full of paper work, and let us pick and choose, which can be regarded as a dazzling variety. All kinds of modern appliances are available, what mobile phones. Computers, laptops. Villas, Cars...... Even the special mother's router has it.,It's a dazzling buddy to watch.。

"Do you have a Mercedes trot with navigation?" I asked the old Hao kid.

The kid impatiently pointed to the various paper lanes parked in the corner on the right: "All with navigation." ”

I rushed over to take a closer look, Mercedes, Land Rover, Audi, BMW...... I pointed to one of the particularly luxurious convertible Mercedes Benzes and asked, "How much does this car cost?" ”

"Thirty-eight thousand, the master said, Li Yiling also eats yin and yang rice, give a discount, go with a fraction, and collect 30,000."

Hearing this price, the buddies were stupid, thinking that they had heard it wrong, and asked again: "How much?" ”

"Thirty-eight thousand, I will take you thirty thousand, and I will already take care of it." The kid from the old Hao family said again lazily, I'm! Why don't you grab it? A broken car tied in paper sells for 38,000? Nowadays, you can buy a mini real car in this market, but this is how to do business, there is a counter-offer.

I resisted the urge to curse and bargained, "I'll move away for two thousand." ”

This time it was the kid's turn to be surprised, looked me and Li Yiling up and down a few times, snorted, and said, "Go out and turn right." ”

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"114 stop sign, let's go, I won't be able to catch the bus for a while."

Obviously, he looked down on me and Li Yiling, I turned my head to look at Li Yiling, to see what he said, Li Yiling frowned a little unhappy, and said to the kid: "I am also an acquaintance with your master, and I also helped him two years ago, I remember that the paper car was in the early 20,000s the year before last, how long has it been, why has it doubled?" Take me to meet your master. ”

To be honest, my buddy brought 2,000 yuan, thinking how much would it cost to buy a paper car? Two thousand is within the range that I can afford, I really have to spend 30,000 yuan to buy a paper car, and my buddy's salary will be gone for most of the year, how much do I earn in a month, not to mention that I still have Li Yiling's face, the young one is not sensible, and the old one is not sensible?

The old man is really not sensible, Li Yiling and I entered Lao Hao's house, the girl was piercing an Apple mobile phone, we came in, and we didn't raise our eyelids, the kid walked over and muttered a few words to Lao Hao, Lao Hao has to be over sixty years old this year, with reading glasses, wearing a black Tang costume like a shroud, dry and thin, sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, not a good master to deal with at first glance.

After listening to the kid, Lao Hao pushed his reading glasses, put down the work in his hand, and said to Li Yiling: "Yiling, I've given you eight thousand cheaper, why are you still entangled?" Outsiders don't know my rules, you don't know yet? I've always been not cheap in business, I love to buy or not, I see that you are also eating yin and yang This meal only gave you 8,000 cheaper, and the face is enough, what else do you want? ”

"Lao Hao, the year before last, you sold paper for only 20,000 yuan, and after just over a year, you have risen to 38,000, you also know that I eat yin and yang rice, it is not easy to make some money, we came to you to find your paper work, but you can't hack me."

Lao Hao snorted and said: "My eyes are still good for two thousand years, I can tie two paper carts a day, but now my eyes are not good, I am old, and my hands are not as flexible as before, so I can tie one a day." ”

Speaking of this, he rolled his eyes, pointed to his feet and said, "I still have to work over there before I recognize my work." How can you do it if you don't sell it? Yiling, I have taken care of what should be taken care of. Whether you buy it or not is your business, and we can't buy and sell it. ”

That's all for that. I was very frustrated, to say that I could afford 30,000 yuan, but I was a little unwilling, and dragged Li Yiling and wanted him to go out with me to discuss, who knew that Li Yiling didn't move, and said to Lao Hao with a smile: "Lao Hao, you also eat yin and yang rice, you should be able to see that my brother is in trouble, if you really don't sell it." We're just going to leave your door. ”

The paper shop, the place where the dead are alive must be very unlucky, at first Lao Hao didn't feel anything, listening to Li Yiling say this, he picked up a bottle of eye drops from the cabinet, dripped it in his eyes, looked behind me, his face changed greatly, and said to the kid: "Quick." Get them out of here. ”

That kid pushed us as soon as he got started, Li Yiling and I were not faceless people, we raised our legs and walked out, but that kid stared too hard. He pushed me hard, and my buddies were gone, and I flashed. Ya pushed it into the air, plus the power of the old broom star behind me. A foot stumbled on the door frame, and the door frame of Lao Hao's house was high. Suddenly a dog gnawed on the mud, and one of his front teeth was lost, and the boy was even more annoyed, and got up and picked up a stick.

Li Yiling and I didn't pay attention to him, strode out of Lao Hao's house, and didn't go far, just squatting under the locust tree at the door of Lao Hao's house to enjoy the cool, the locust tree is not planted at the door of the house, the locust tree in feng shui is known as the ghost tree, very unlucky, but the old Hao family is different, Ya is to do the dead man's business, not only is not taboo, but I hope to come to his house to shop more ghosts, and then give dreams to relatives, so that I can come to his house to buy things.

Li Yiling squatted at the door, took out a box of cigarettes, handed me one, smoked one himself, didn't say anything, just stayed under the locust tree, Lao Hao couldn't drive people away, I pondered, after all, going to the underworld is a big deal, and said to Li Yiling: "Little brother, no, let's spend 30,000 yuan to buy that paper car." ”

Li Yiling smoked a cigarette and said: "Mr. Lang, it's not that I'm reluctant to pay 30,000 yuan, it's really the nature of the counteroffer has changed, if you pay 30,000 yuan to buy a car at the beginning, hello everyone, I'm good, and the amiable ones have passed, now it's different, our brothers are bidding, if you can't buy the paper car from Lao Hao, it will cost 30,000 yuan in the end, Lao Hao will have a mouth, shouting in the circle, it is equivalent to our brothers planting face, this line is like this, face is more important than anything else, Besides, I really don't want to spend 30,000 yuan on a disposable paper car......"

I also heard Li Yiling talk about eating yin and yang rice for the first time, and couldn't help but ask a few words, according to Li Yiling, eating this bowl of rice is generally inherited by the ancestors, each has its own ability, although it is secret, but it will also come and go often, communicate with each other, after all, there is a specialization in the art industry, and some things can't be done by yourself, so you can find someone else, in short, it is a small river and lake hidden in the sun.

The two of us chatted and smoked under the locust tree, and within half an hour, there was white smoke in the yard of Lao Hao's house, as if something was lit, Li Yiling and I stood up and just wanted to see what was going on, the door opened, and the kid beckoned to the two of us, signaling to go in and saying, Li Yiling and I knew that Mrs. Ma was powerful, so we stood up and rushed over, and as soon as we entered the door, the kid bang! closed the door, pointed to the road convertible Mercedes-Benz I fancied on the ground and said to the two of us: "My master said, you give you two free cars, but you two owe him a personal favor, when you need help in the future, you have to do it, okay?" ”

I looked up and saw that Lao Hao's paper work exhibition hall was on fire, Lao Hao was fighting with a fire extinguisher, but he was not stupid, and he directly said that giving us the car would be equivalent to losing face, and Li Yiling's personal affection could also send us away.

The buddy happily picked up the paper cart worth 30,000 yuan, nodded and said, "Okay!" (To be continued......)

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