Chapter 342: Nai He Bridge
It's another moonlit starry night, such a night should have been holding Yiren's hand, walking on the streets, or going to watch a horror movie, eating popcorn, waiting for her screams to sound and get into my arms, but my buddy was sadly buried in the soil again, wearing dead man's clothes, pitifully waiting for Li Yiling to do it.
The buddy prepared some sleeping pills, but it was a little too late, and finally he was hit by a brick, woke up, and arrived at the intersection again, this time there was an open-top Mercedes trot parked at the intersection, the buddy couldn't help cheering, got into the car, checked it, and there was really navigation, and when he turned his head, Mrs. Ma sat on the side, grinning at me.
Let's just say that buddy's life, a rich man drives a luxury car, and the people around him are all beautiful women, and the buddy finally has a luxury car tied with paper, and he is an old lady with open teeth next to him, who is reasonable with his mother? The good mood was suddenly swept away, and I stepped on the accelerator and found that it was the same as the car in the sun, and the buddy started to set up the navigation.
An icy and strange voice came from inside: please set your navigation location! The cold sweat of the buddy came down suddenly, I don't know what the place where Wu Lao Liu was the city god is called? What can I do? Grinning in discomfort, he typed a city god on the Taoist page, and the name of the city god suddenly appeared.
Is it possible to go back again? My buddy settled down, typed in the three words Wu Laoliu, and the navigation showed that there was no such place, I was silent and silent, and decided to go directly to the Nai He Bridge, anyway. To find Wu Lao Liu, he also went to the bridge, and he just went directly without this link.
The buddy entered the Nai He Bridge on the navigation again.,This time there's news.,Wondering.。 There are still satellites in the underworld? I looked up at the sky, and it was gray. It's always a hue.,I really don't know what the navigation of the underworld is.。 The car started, and the buddy followed the navigation prompts and drove along the road on the right.
I regretted it a little after driving out for ten minutes, the breath of the underworld was too gloomy, obscure, and I didn't feel anything if I walked slowly. What's the whole open-top swoop?
Mrs. Ma was very satisfied, touched left and right, and sang a small tune in the wind: "It is the New Year to visit my sister in the first month, my sister does not go out in the room, the boudoir is guarded tightly, and the sister is not emotional at all, not emotional at all." Visiting my sister in February is the spring equinox, and my sister is dancing so lightly, twisting her waist on stilts. The girl swings her hands evenly, and her hands are even. Visiting my sister in March is Qingming, and my sister is crying and choking in front of the grave: "I hope my mother will bless me!" "Sister, find a good man, find a good man! ……”
I suddenly realized that the little monk's singing was not the most unpleasant. The really ugly thing is around, Mrs. Ma's voice is like killing a pig, and I hear that life is worse than death. Don't say it's me, but I saw some lonely ghosts on the road and were shocked when they heard her singing. Ducking around like a weasel in a chicken coop.
Dude's face is old and bitter, and he doesn't bring such torture. Driving a Mercedes-Benz trot, not to mention the yin wind, the old broom star who has lost his teeth on the side, the girl is still singing a minor key, and the singing is so ugly, the buddy is too tragic.
Bear with it, buddy resisted the urge to give her two feet, stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, and drove forward desperately, I wanted to get rid of this torture as soon as possible, I have to say that it is good to have a car, and there was no obstacle along the way, let alone any obstruction, and I easily ran to the Nai He Bridge.
The difference from the last time is that there are a lot of people coming and going on the Nai He Bridge this time, all of them are frowning, some crying and scolding, some are young, some are old...... In short, it was lively and lively, like rushing to a big gathering, and lined up to receive Meng Po soup.
In such a lively place, why didn't there be anyone last time? I thought it was a mistake, I took a closer look, that's right, it's this bridge, and then I suddenly realized, last time I caught Luo Ziqi, Fan Baye must have arranged people on both sides of the bridge, and cleared the field, this time it was different, and nothing happened to resume normal work.
I was hesitant to get out of the car or not. Don't get out of the car, there are too many ghosts on the bridge, it is inevitable to bump into it, get out of the car, what if you are quite the boss and can't find Fan Baye is a house? After thinking about it, I still didn't get out of the car, after all, I came to do business, not really dead, if Meng Po insisted on letting me drink Meng Po soup, my buddy could only drive over.
I slowly drove close to the Nai He Bridge, the Nai He Bridge is really not small, there is no problem at all in driving over, generally the people who come here are newly dead ghosts, even if the family burns the paper cow paper horse paper car and the like, it is too late to collect, so the buddy is a very stylish car open-top Mercedes-Benz, pulling an old lady to drive on the bridge.
There are too many newly dead ghosts, and the arrival of buddies makes them very dissatisfied, one of them is like the underworld, with skin shrimp tattooed on his body, and his intestines are rotten and his head is broken, and he doesn't know who cut it off, so he looked at me and scolded: "Stupid x driving a car?" You're going to touch me, I'm going to kill you. ”
I met this person in the yang world, but I didn't expect it to be able to touch it in the underworld, and they all died like this? Can I get used to him? Driving was pressed over his feet, of course, driving in the ghost pile will inevitably bump and bump, buddy is bold, but whoever touches it, it is a stack of dark coins thrown over, to say that Li Yiling, this kid can't tie a paper car, but the dark coins he got are really hard currency, provoking those newly dead ghosts without competing with buddies, patronizing and grabbing the dark coins, to the back, the one who didn't grab it shouted at me: "You hit me, you hit me......"
Dude has been such an uncle in his life, that sour, all the way to the middle of the Nai He Bridge, there are more ghosts in the middle, and there are two ghosts who almost hold up a steel fork to get me, I hurriedly took out the soul card, and pointed to the old lady Ma next to me, the two ghosts were almost off, and then they turned around and ran like a young bird, and they were gone.
Such a spectacular scene, if the buddy can bring the camera down, shoot it all, and show it on the show, wouldn't it be a sensation immediately? But just think about it, if you can go safely and come back safely, it is all blessed by the ancestors, and you can't ask too much for being a man.
I saw the wooden table of the boss again, and saw Meng Po who was drinking soup with a thorny face, still expressionless, the difference is that this time there were a few ghosts standing at the bridge next to Meng Po, holding a fork in their hands, but when they saw that there were new ghosts who did not obey the rules and did not drink the soup to pass, they picked up the fork and forked back to the same place, and some even threw it directly into the Lechuan River.
The arrival of the buddies made the ghosts who watched the bridge look stupid, and they were stunned to watch the buddies gallop in front of them with a wide top, in fact, I was also nervous, but at this time, it was useless to be nervous, it was still important to get down to business, I stopped at the stall next to Meng Po, and said hello: "Hi, Meng ...... Auntie, hello, I'll do something with Fan Baye, I'll come back when I go, I won't drink your soup, there is a little money here, you always go back and buy some food by yourself......"
As soon as the buddy took out billions of money, he put it on Meng Po's stall, thinking that he would not hit the gift giver, and besides, she must remember me, even if he had a face-to-face friendship, he let it go.
Who knew that Meng Po didn't even raise her eyelids, but still drank the soup with a broken bowl, and said to me gloomily: "After drinking the soup, no matter where you go, if you don't drink the soup, you won't be able to get by." ”
"It's me, I'm Xu Lang, the one who caught the demon girl with Fan Baye last time, don't you remember me? You see, the brand in my hand is still given by Fan Baye, I have a relationship with Baye, I really have something urgent to find him, you let me go, I will come out soon......"
The buddy explained patiently, and promised to burn incense and promised to burn more paper money, but Meng Po wanted to be unmoved, I was talking about a dry mouth, and Meng Po didn't say anything except pointing to Meng Po soup on the desk.
The ink was inked for almost half an hour, buddy finally couldn't bear it anymore, Meng Po soup I definitely won't drink, it's good to say that it's not okay to discuss, buddy stepped on the accelerator and prepared to have a hard break, as for what are the consequences after the hard break, who cares so much, let's go over first.
I tightened the steering wheel, stepped on the accelerator suddenly, and the open-top Mercedes went out, but I still underestimated Meng Po's strength, Ya's strain was very fast, and a bowl of soup was poured out in front of my car, and my buddy's car was like being dragged, and it couldn't rush out, and it was stuck on the edge of the bridge.
I really can't do it, stop the car and think of a way, there are more and more new ghosts behind, all of them are blocked by buddies, I have an idea, and said to Meng Po: "If you don't let me in, I won't leave here." ”
Meng Po didn't pay attention to me, this time it can make the old lady Ma on the co-pilot angry, it is estimated that since the day she was named a broom star, no one dared to give so face, and suddenly became angry, stood up with a rub, pinched her waist and shouted to Meng Po: "Old woman, blind your dog eyes, can't you recognize your grandmother Xingjun?" Dare to get in the way? Okay, the old lady won't leave, sit at the head of your bridge, and see who dares to cross the bridge. ”
After saying that, I got out of the car, and now my buddy is also a spirit, when I can be pulled by her, I can't help but stand with her on the edge of the Nai He Bridge, Meng Po is still indifferent, and she is stubborn enough, Mrs. Ma is quite dissatisfied, her palm shook, showed a broken broom, and immediately stood at the head of the bridge.
The burp swept across the Nai He Bridge with a strong bad breath, and all the new ghosts were stupid, even the Lethe River below the Nai He Bridge was boiling, and countless lonely ghosts struggled to escape from this area, and then the Nai He Bridge clicked...... There were two sounds, and one of the ghosts shouted loudly: "Oh no, the bridge is in disrepair and is about to collapse!" (To be continued......)
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