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Paralyzed, this group of monks is really messing around, can you abide by the laws and regulations? If you want to burn people at every turn, can you still play happily?

In the past, I occasionally complained that the domestic laws and regulations were imperfect and unscientific, but now I feel that my country's laws are really perfect to the extreme, at least I have never heard of the death penalty for stealing something, cough cough, of course, going to Zhongnanhai to steal something or something can't be counted. (Please search, the novel is better and faster!)

Then a monk next to me took out a piece of cloth and stuffed it directly into my mouth, so that I couldn't speak, damn it, I don't know what this cloth is, it smells rancid, and I can't scold people if I want to scold at this time.

The monks also tied me up with ropes, so that I could not move.

Then he escorted me out, and after I was escorted out, I saw that Zhao Shanyu was similar to me, tied up by Wuhuada, but he didn't cover his mouth with a foul cloth like me.

It is estimated that there are two possibilities.

One, this group of bald donkeys also knows how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and when they saw that my daughter-in-law was beautiful, they didn't cover her mouth with a stinky cloth.

Two, only one piece of cloth fast.

I thought about it a little.,I guess the second possibility is more likely.,This group of monks who only know how to masturbate all their lives.,Understand that Mao is a pity and cherish jade.,Most of them are out of cloth.。

Grandma's, it's really unfair.

They pressed me to kneel next to Zhao Shanyu, those monks chirped crookedly and didn't know what to say, but they didn't look good at me one by one, so I asked Zhao Shanyu next to me: "Daughter-in-law, what are they talking about?"

Zhao Shanyu's face was also bruised and swollen, and she was scarred, she said: "They are discussing whether to burn us with gasoline or directly with firewood, saying that gasoline is too wasteful, and they are going to pick up firewood to burn us." ”

"I'm xx him, just burn me, I'm afraid of wasting some gas." I scolded the old monk: "I will kill you old donkey, you bastard, and you pretend to be a master, you peeked at the little girl next door to take a bath at the age of five, and at the age of eight you ran to the widow's house in the village to stay and peep." ”

"You almost went to prison for molesting a female classmate at the age of thirteen."

"You were fifteen years old and you were expelled from school in an attempt."

"After coming to this temple at the age of sixteen, I ...... with the ghosts of nuns every day"

I scolded almost everything I could think of, and the old monk's face was very ugly, as red as a small apple.

The old monk pointed at us like crazy and yelled.

"Hey, e, don't say it, he said he was going to kill us both right away." Zhao Shanyu glared at me vigorously next to me, and then told the old monk in Thai that he didn't know what to say.

The old monk's head shook vigorously.

I don't know where the group of monks took out two tanks of gasoline, this group of guys didn't know if they had prepared it a long time ago, so they turned on the gasoline and poured it on me and Zhao Yiyu.

"Hey, master, it's a waste of gasoline to burn us, otherwise you should pile up firewood and burn it, and be thrifty." After I was drenched in gasoline, my heart was empty.

It's not like I haven't gone down, but it's too painful to be burned alive.

The old monk didn't know if he was smoking or not, so he took out a lighter from his hand and walked up to us with a sneer.

"Master, be merciful, be merciful." I shouted at the monk.

As soon as the monk moved his finger, the lighter was lit, and he was about to throw it at the two of us.

At that moment, I was almost possessed by Spider-Man, and I had a mess of saliva and spit out at the flame of his lighter.

This drool was a historic moment for me, and the saliva accurately blew out the flames.

"Lao Zai, you go on, Lao Tzu has a lot of saliva." I had to look at the old guy swearingly.

In the future, whoever sues me for spitting is immoral, I will be in a hurry with whomever I am, and it is very important to practice the technique of spitting.

The old fellow smiled and clapped his hands, and ten monks surrounded the two of us, each with a lighter in his hand.

"Hey, you are monks, what's the matter with a lighter, paralyzed, a group of old smokers, aren't you afraid that the Buddha will kill you with a thunderbolt?" I yelled at them.

I'm Spider-Man's possession, and I'm not Monkey Brother's possession, I can't conjure ten mouths, paralyzed.

After the ten lighters were ignited, they were thrown at me and Zhao Shanyu, and almost instantly, the flames filled me and Zhao Shanyu.

", Fakes, Bagayalu." I rolled on the ground with all my might, and I was covered in fire

odd

The fire burned for more than ten seconds, but it didn't hurt, it didn't hurt at all.

I hurriedly looked at Zhao Shanyu next to me, Zhao Shanyu had a faint Buddha light on her body, obviously she was not burned by the fire.

"What's going on?" I stood up and asked Zhao Shanyu, at this time, the rope that originally tied me and Zhao Shanyu had been burned by the fire.

Zhao Shanyu looked in the direction of Shiva Temple, and said with a solemn expression: "There are masters." ”

"Amitabha"

A burst of Buddha sounds rang out in the Shiva hall.

When the Buddha sounded, the flames on Zhao Shanyu and I were also extinguished.

A monk dressed in a gray robe walked out of the hall, this monk looked to be seventy or eighty years old, his forehead was full of wrinkles, and he had a Zen staff in his hand.

"Long Po Sakong" Zhao Shanyu's face changed slightly, and he quickly knelt down with his hands folded, and said to this master respectfully: "Disciple Zhao Shanyu, meet Master Long Po Sakong." ”

When the other monks saw this dragon woman Sakong coming out, their urine was about to come out, and one by one, like the girl who saw the Korean Oba, she almost rushed up and hugged her thighs and called Oba, and her face was so excited that she wanted to give birth to this dragon woman Sakong, and they all knelt down and respectfully recited the scriptures to this dragon woman.

"Daughter-in-law, who is this guy, he looks quite powerful." I asked Zhao Shanyu next to me.

Zhao Shanyu glared at me and said, "This is Master Luang Po Sakong, one of the top ten holy monks in Thailand, with a high status, he was the one who saved the two of us just now, so don't hurry up and salute." ”

As soon as I heard it, I went, the top ten holy monks, it still sounded quite hanging, I quickly knelt down, and no matter what the top ten holy monks were, just if he saved me and Zhao Shanyu, I had to give him luggage.

"The disciple visits the holy monk." I folded my hands and said to this dragon woman.

There is a rule in Thailand that anyone who sees a holy monk must call himself a disciple, even if he is not a Buddhist follower

"Two visitors from the Heavenly Empire, are you here for this relic in my hand?" With a faint smile on her face, she raised her right hand and held a golden relic in her hand.

, the relics are looking at the things in Long Po's empty hands with straight eyes.

This thing is probably what we're looking for, but didn't it say it was a Buddha bead before, why is it suddenly a relic now?

No wonder the group of monks wanted to burn us to death, the relics are a sacred object of Buddhism, and they are something after the death of the senior monks.

The next Olympics, the news is also too inaccurate.

Zhao Shanyu and I glanced at each other, and I saw that Zhao Shanyu didn't know what to do at this time, so he directly said that the two of us came for the relic? I'm afraid that the monks around me will rush up and beat us both again.

I gritted my teeth, nodded and said, "Master, my girlfriend has been cursed by your Thai evil god Talba, and only by wearing the relics in your hands can the curse be removed, I hope that the master will lend the relics to the two of us, and I will definitely return you after a year." ”

The old monk who had been threatened by me before put his hands together at this time and said to Long Po Sakong: "Master Sakong, this son has a bad heart, his mouth does not accumulate virtue, and he is talking nonsense, if he gives him something as important as a relic, he will definitely not return it." ”

This dragon woman didn't speak, looked at me and Zhao Shanyu and smiled, shook her head slightly and said: "The relics have been stored, and it has no effect, if you can save the life of the person next to you, it should also be given to you, otherwise wouldn't you see death and not save it?" ”

"Living Buddha." As soon as I heard what Long Po said, my heart was happy, and I looked at the old monk next to me who had been threatened by me with a bitter face, and look, why did people become holy monks, just by virtue of people's mentality of saving lives and helping the wounded, let alone holy monks, I think it is no problem to be a living Buddha.

"But if you two come at the beginning and ask for each other, I will give you this relic, but they want to take the relic in other ways." When Long Po Sakong said this, she looked at me and Zhao Shanyu very wisely.

As soon as I heard what he said, I felt something was wrong and asked: "Hey, old monk, you won't be reluctant to give up such a relic, you want to regret it, you are a holy monk, if you say it, you will spill the water." ”

"I just want you to promise me one thing." Long Po Sakong said: "I will borrow the relics for the woman next to you for a year, help her lift the curse, and after the two of you have achieved cultivation, go back to my Thailand, and kill the evil god Talba?" ”

"Hey, if you want to kill Talba, can't you just shoot directly? Why bother? I asked strangely.

Zhao Shanyu said: "The master saved the lives of the two of me, which was a great grace, and now he saves my life with the relics, I promise you that within three years, I will definitely kill Talba."

"That's very good." Long Po Sakong nodded, but his face showed melancholy, and said: "Soon my Thailand will usher in drastic changes, demons are rampant, this is not a requirement for the two, if the two of you have compassion, then I will save the two of you today, please come to the rescue." ”

Zhao Shanyu and I glanced at each other, but Zhao Shanyu and I probably thought about it, and neither agreed casually, the upheaval in the mouth of this holy monk is definitely not a trivial matter, if we come to help, we may die like scum.

Long Po Sa's empty hand waved, this relic slowly flew in front of Zhao Shanyu, Zhao Shanyu raised his hand to take the relic, and saluted to Long Po Sakong and said, "Thank you for your great grace." ”

"Thank you, thank you." I'm also echoing.

"Go ahead, just remember what you promised." Long Po Sakong nodded.

Zhao Shanyu and I turned around and left, without any souvenirs, paralyzed, I don't feel like staying in this broken Buddhist temple for a moment, this group of monks inside is too pitiful, playing with fire and beating people.