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Zhao Shanyu and I have been walking out of the Dharma Body Temple, and there are no monks to stop us, it seems that they are really ready to let us go. (Please search Bayi Chinese Net, the fastest updated novel website!)

As soon as he walked out, Zhao Shanyu took a deep breath and said, "We are really lucky, we met Master Long Po Sakong, otherwise we might really die today." ”

"I feel that Long Po Sakong is a bit of a monk, and the other monks are like ruffians in society." I thought of that group of monks, I hated it so much, can I not be ruthless, and almost let those bald heads burn me to death.

"Okay, just get the relics, you can't blame others, who let us steal things, from another angle, if someone runs to your house to steal something, how do you deal with it?" Zhao Shanyu smiled at me and said to me, obviously she was in a good mood.

"Depressed, when will I go back to China, I don't want to stay in this bird place in Thailand." I will not go abroad in the future if I don't learn a foreign language well, and I will not come out, and I will stare at you when people chat, and I feel very uncomfortable that I don't understand it at all.

Zhao Shanyu and I chatted and walked across the road, we found a hotel to stay in that night, and the next day Zhao Shanyu called Qiu Xiang out to have lunch together, and then booked a ticket to return to China for the night.

Zhao Shanyu was in a good mood all day, and that night, I boarded the plane and looked at Bangkok at night, and my mood was finally a little better, and I was finally able to leave this bird place.

The plane took off slowly, and I looked at Zhao Shanyu holding a sachet next to me, so I asked, "Daughter-in-law, what do you want?" ”

"Nothing." Zhao Shanyu shook his head and hurriedly put away the sachet in his hand.

This sachet is the one Miao Long gave at the beginning, and I asked curiously: "Daughter-in-law, what is in this sachet?" ”

Zhao Shanyu didn't reply, closed my eyes and fell asleep by myself, I opened my mouth, I originally wanted to continue to ask, but then I shook my head and closed my mouth, looking at Zhao Shanyu's appearance, it is estimated that I will not be surprised if I ask, so I am not bored.

While guessing what was inside the sachet, the sleepiness became more and more intense, so I closed my eyes in a daze and fell asleep.

Suddenly I felt someone next to me push me, I opened my eyes in a daze, and at this time the plane was already starting to land, I yawned, rubbed my temples and stood up to pack my bags.

Zhao Shanyu and I got off the plane, walked out of Chongqing Airport, hailed a taxi and rushed to the university town.

"It's better to go back to China." I sat in the car, took a deep breath, and felt that the air in the country was much better than that in the bird area in Thailand.

"You two just came back from abroad, right?" The taxi driver looked to be in his forties, wearing a black cap, and asked with a smile: "Only you rich people can go abroad to play, buddy, is it fun to go abroad?" ”

"It's funny." I smiled and said, "It's better for our Chinese beauties to be eye-catching." ”

"By the way, why are you going to the university town?" The master asked.

"We're students there."

The master deliberately glanced back at me, and said with a half-smile: "Dude, I can see that this girl is a student, I said you, you are in your thirties, how boring it is to pretend to be tender." ”

How many are in thirty? Zhao Shanyu covered his mouth with his hand, now I want to laugh, I was so angry that I almost asked the driver to go down and go single-handed, paralyzed, saying that the buddy is not handsome, and the buddy will admit it, after all, the manufacturer did not make it when it left the factory, but he can't insult my factory years.

"Alright, alright, alright." Zhao Shiyu glanced at me.

The driver seemed to be very gossipy, so he asked the two of us, "Since you live over there, do you know that there is a spiritual hall over there?" ”

When I heard this, I coughed, nodded and said: "Of course I have heard of it, it is said that the fortune telling there is very accurate, and the price is fair. ”

The driver glanced at me from the rearview mirror and said, "Who told you this, I tell you, the Lingling Hall is said to be a pervert, and one of my buddies was a little uncomfortable the day before yesterday, and I just heard that the Lingling Hall is very spiritual, so my buddy went to see it." ”

"As a result, the pervert named Zhang Lingfeng asked my buddy to drag his pants, and said that there was evil in his anus, and he was holding a candle to stab my buddy chrysanthemum, and it would be good to say anything, but my buddy was scared and ran to the hospital, and now he has a hemorrhoid."

"A pervert called Zhang Lingfeng?" I shook it, the day before yesterday? Didn't I fucking be in Thailand the day before yesterday?

"Ahem, I don't know much about the people in the Spirit Hall." I looked at the master in embarrassment.

Soon as the car stopped, I got out of the car and ran towards the Lingling Hall, what kind of thing is that grandson of Brother Donkey, just get such perverted things, what is my reputation?

When I ran to the door of the Spirit Hall, it was exactly half past nine, and I saw Brother Donkey and Da Kui closing the roller shutter door.

"Donkey, Da Kui," I yelled at them.

When Brother Donkey and Da Kui turned around and saw that it was me, their faces showed a look of joy, and Brother Donkey twisted his ass and ran towards me: "Fengzi, you want to kill me." ”

As soon as he approached, I kicked him in the stomach, but the grandson didn't expect to be in good shape, so he dodged to the side, and even avoided my kick.

"What the hell are you? Got the wrong medicine? Brother Donkey yelled at me.

"Did I take the wrong medicine? What's the matter with you holding a candle and trying to explode a chrysanthemum? I scolded.

"There are two big black things next to his chrysanthemum, the thief is disgusting, and it stinks, I feel like it's evil."

"You're still a doctor, don't you know there's something called hemorrhoids?"

"I know, but I've never seen hemorrhoids that big."

I glanced at Brother Donkey, this grandson, he can't be saved, but it's no wonder that he is like this, many people are like this when they first learn to catch ghosts, and when they encounter something they don't understand, they are easy to think about ghosts.

But his mother doesn't even recognize hemorrhoids, and he's still from a medical university, so I want to smoke two ear scrapers when I think of this.

"Okay, okay, it's okay, I'm not ashamed, I saw that the situation was wrong, so I said that my name was Zhang Lingfeng, don't worry about my reputation being messed up." Brother Donkey looked at me with a smile and said.

"Da Kui, do you have a knife?"

If there is a knife next to me, I have to cut the donkey to death, this old bastard, there is more than enough success and failure, a stupid old man.

I scolded the two of them again, but fortunately, Brother Donkey knew that he was wrong, so he didn't fight back, cough cough, seriously, in that situation, if Brother Donkey dared to fight back, I went directly to buy a knife.

After scolding for a while, Zhao Shanyu also came from the alley behind, and as soon as she came, she saw us arguing, so she opened her mouth and scolded me: "Hey, what are you arguing with at the door?" How much it affects the reputation of our store, donkeys can't just be hacked to death. ”