As soon as these words came out, I suddenly had a thrill, and instantly jumped up, pointing at the 'old Bi' in front of me and stammering: "You...... You...... What did you say? ”

"Shhhh......h Can this kind of thing be shouted at? ”

"Are you really fat?" I glanced in the direction of the bedroom and whispered.

'Lao Bi' frowned and asked softly, "Is there anyone inside?" ”

I nodded and pointed in the direction of the door: "Go to the door and say." ”

'Lao Bi' frowned and said, "There are many people watching your room from afar, and it is possible that others will be heard when you go to the door to talk." ”

"How is it possible, these tin houses are so far apart, you think they are the ears of the wind?" I said disdainfully.

"It's impossible to have a tailwind ear, but there is a claireye, looking at your mouth with a telescope from afar, there is a subject called lip language, understand?" 'Lao Bi' was even more disdainful.

This person's demeanor and tone of speech are indeed eight points like a fat man, is this really a fat man?

I yelled at the kitchen, and the two of them walked to the kitchen, and I looked him up and down and asked, "Are you really fat?" ”

"Nonsense, I worked so hard to sneak in, just to connect with you!" The 'fat man' looked at me with an unhappy expression.

"Joints?" I asked, surprised.

"That's right, after you came in, the top didn't feel very relieved, so they sent me to support you." The 'fat man' eyes narrowed: "Strictly speaking, you are a gold medal undercover agent, and I am a silver medal undercover agent!" ”

My head is confused, is this person in front of me really fat? But why do I think it's weird? Well, fat people always call me 'Brother Ghost', and when I'm serious, I call 'Brother Nan', and this guy calls me 'Brother Nan' when they meet, which seems a little wrong.

Thinking of this, I pretended to be surprised: "Is it really you?" Damn, I thought you were killed by the young lady in Kim Kelly, in this case, Ling Feng will be a sinner for the ages to help you apply for the annual card. ”

I'm a temptation, Jin Kelly, like the Emperor's Club, is an extremely famous big health care place in Star City, and the big health care annual card that Ling Feng helped the fat man open is not Kim Kelly at all, but in the Emperor's Club.

The 'fat man' smiled: "Those girls in Kim Kelly are not my opponents at all, besides, the annual card, you can go whenever you want." ”

As soon as these words came out, I became more and more sure that this person was not fat, how could a fat man say such a thing? After knowing that Ling Feng helped him open an annual card, he couldn't wait to go to the big health care twice a day, for 12 hours each time.

Since he is not fat, but if he wants to tell me this, there is only one explanation, this person is ordered to approach me and test whether I am an undercover agent.

If I was really undercover, and it was a fat man to pick me up, then I would definitely have to exchange information with him at this time, and the trick of dominating the villa could be regarded as a deliberate plan, but unfortunately, I saw through it.

At that moment, he replied sternly: "Fatty, the relationship between the two of us is really good, but you can't make jokes, what do you say about joints and not, I am confused." ”

A stunned look appeared on the 'fat man' face, and he hurriedly said, "Zhengnan, no kidding, I was really sent from above to pick you up." ”

"Oh, yes, is there a connector code? For example, the Heavenly King covers the Tiger and the like. I casually made a joke.

"Is there really a code? Should I stew mushrooms to chicken? "The 'fat man' had an excited look on his face.

Next, no matter how the 'fat man' is close to me, I'm just humming anyway, nine out of ten sentences are nonsense, and one sentence is a tone particle of grace.

In the end, the 'fat man' seemed to know that he could no longer put on anything, and said that he had something to say and leave.

Watching him walk out the door, I breathed a sigh of relief, this test should be over, right?

But things are far from being so simple, and then I am almost like a market, a whole night, almost a dozen groups of people came, there are men and women, old and young, some are looking for flowers, some say that they are lost, and even say that they are passing by playing soy sauce, anyway, every group of people come in to jump for a while.

If you are arrogant, you will start fighting as soon as you come in, and one of the old men is almost catching up with me in terms of force, and it took a lot of effort to beat him away.

Cunning, come in and flicker, from Pangu to the Opium War, when you are in the clouds, you suddenly pop up and say Are you undercover.

The scoundrel ordered, and when he came in, he knelt on the ground, crying bitterly, "Brother, you can recruit it, I beg you......"

There was even a girl with an abnormally developed pectoralis muscle, who looked very beautiful, and chatted with me for a long time about the iPhone, and finally sighed before leaving, saying that the things are still original, and it is better not to break from prison (Note 1).

……

The light source outside the window went out and lit again, and it was clear that a new day had begun.

Finally, after dawn, a white young man wearing gold wire glasses, claiming to be from the human resources department, told me that the initial examination of the probationary period had been passed, and the next step was the re-examination. As for the time of the retest, we will notify you separately.

Finally the test is over!

After the white young man left, I dragged the sofa to the door and fell asleep.

When I woke up, I found that Hua Wujian was sitting in front of the sofa with his chin and looked at me in a daze, and I also looked at her stupidly because I had just woken up, and I reacted to it, and quickly sat up and smiled: "You woke up?" ”

"Well, I've never slept so soundly, it's afternoon now, almost a day and a night's sleep, thank you so much!" Hua Wujian said with a grin.

Cut, who believes who is stupid/, this night, I have at least seven or eight fights, and there is no complete furniture in the entire living room, even this sofa, the backrest is cut by a knife blade. It's so loud that I don't believe you can still sleep.

However, if she wanted to say this, I didn't bother to expose it, so I had to change the topic: "You look so good, why do you wear that mask to scare others, and you want to buy road money with me!" ”

Hearing me talk about buying road money, Hua Wuqian suddenly sneered, and his face suddenly seemed to be in full bloom in spring: "No one has played with me since I was a child, so I can only go to the stone bridge at the entrance of the villa to tease those who don't know me." Because I was afraid of being sued, I asked someone to make this mask for me. ”

"The person who made this mask is so perverted!" I shook my head.

"My dad got someone to do it for me."

"The person who made this mask is amazing!" I said.

"My dad told me that if anyone can talk to this mask with a comfortable look, then that person must be a kind-hearted person!" Hua Wujian looked at me with a smile: "Anyway, I wore this mask and teased a lot of people on the bridge, so only you can talk to me casually." ”

If it weren't for the sudden appearance of the ghost zombie that scared you and thought you were funny, I might have been like everyone else. Thinking of this, he was a little surprised, and hurriedly continued to change the topic: "How old are you this year?" ”

"16 years old." Hua Wujian still looked at me intently: "I think you are worth dating, or will you marry me?" ”

I almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, stood up and pointed at Hua Wuji, and spoke not very neatly: "I marry you?" Uh, you said the opposite, why did you marry me...... Dizzy...... That was not what I meant. ”

Speaking of the back, I feel a little incoherent, the more I explain, the more Hua Wujian looks at me with a smile, and finally, I really don't bother to explain, and a 16-year-old child to compare the truth, I'm full of food and support. immediately smiled: "You know, I'm more than 10 years older than you, if your parents don't mind, you can consider this matter." ”

That's right, I'm prevaricating, whose parents are willing to marry their daughter to an old man who is more than 10 years older? Besides, even if their family doesn't care about me as an old man, I just said that I could consider it, and I didn't agree, right? Belch...... I'm not an old man, I'm just too small!

Hearing me say this, Hua Wuxian cheered, stood up, kicked the sofa away with one kick, and went out with joy. I was stunned when I saw this, is this girl in hair/spring?

Not long after Hua Wuqian left, four young men in red walked in at the door, thinking that they were here to clean and tidy up the room, and were about to say hello, but I didn't expect that the four of them were all hands over, each holding a shotgun, and four black muzzles were pointed at me, I immediately raised my arms high: "What's the matter?" ”

"You are suspected of colluding with foreign forces, please come with us." First, a young man in red said coldly.

"Hey, didn't you say I passed the first exam?" I cried out for injustice.

"That's from the Personnel Department, and we're from the Security Department."

"Why do you say that I collude with foreign forces?" I shouted.

"Because you want our testers to match you with the code." The young man in red sneered: "It's all right, this matter is very serious." ”

"You say that the king of heaven covers the tiger? Grass, that's a joke! "I feel even more wronged.

"Who's kidding you? Come with me, or I'll shoot!" The young man in red raised the gun in his hand.

“…… All right. ”

Four young men in red sandwiched me between the two in front of the other, and the group kept circling down the trunk of the tree, and after walking for a while, I found that I had reached the ground, and when I looked up, there were several stone houses on the ground.

Walking to the door of one of the stone rooms, the young man in red opened the thick iron door, and when he looked closely, he found that the house was actually a prison.

Note 1: Jailbreak is a mobile phone term, which refers to the use of software to break the blockade in the Apple phone, so that other programs can be downloaded and installed.