225 The Bi family is young
After separating from Sima Sanguang, I returned to my room sullenly and lay on the sofa smoking.
I've always felt good about myself.
In terms of force value, since absorbing the energy of devouring ghosts, even masters like Lou Wei are not my opponents, and those very awesome ghosts and gods I have come into contact with, such as the ghost zombie old man, Jairus and Ji Wuyuan, have more or less a little friendship with me.
Don't talk about ghosts and gods, just talk about home. South Kong and North Xiao are the most famous Taoists today, Kong Xuan is my friend, Xiao Chengcheng is my girlfriend, and even the two doppelgangers of the moon servant, Ai Jiayu and An Ran, have become Kong Xuan and the fat man's horse respectively.
It can be said that before I went to Shacheng to pick up my relatives, I was quite prosperous.
But since I went to Shacheng to pick up my relatives, everything has changed, and in terms of the force value that I am proud of, Tang Sanzang can kill me with one hand. And my former friend Kong Xuan chased and killed me all the way, there was no friendship at all, and the most important thing was that there was no news about Allure Guoer, and the fat man couldn't contact Enron, and he had made a few phone calls with the fat man on the way to escape, and the phone was turned off over there.
After a long sigh, he spit out a big smoke ring in the sky, watching the smoke ring gradually dissipate in the air, and he was a little disheartened for a while.
Tuk tuk, three knocks on the door outside.
"Come in, the door is unlocked!" I shouted lazily.
There was a moment of hesitation outside the door, and then someone slowly pushed the door in, hey, it turned out to be Hua Wuji, that is, the strange man I met on the stone bridge before entering Duba Villa.
Seeing that it was him, I hurriedly turned over and sat up, and greeted with a smile: "Yo ho, isn't this the one who is there?" Didn't you think you're also from the Villa? Come, sit here. ”
Hua Wuqian sat down expressionlessly, to be honest, there could be no expression on his face.
"Drink something? There was water in the fridge and there was beer. I greeted with a smile.
It is impossible for me to be so enthusiastic about her, but when I was alone just now, my state was extremely low, and now that Hua Wujian suddenly came to the door, I subconsciously concealed my emotions, so my expression was slightly exaggerated.
"Are you so passionate about everyone?" Hua Wuqian was silent for a while, and suddenly asked without a clue.
Hey, this doesn't look like a flower, when he was in Shiqiao before, he was completely vicious, well, it can't be said to be a fierce god, but like a child playing with his temper.
Now he suddenly asked me this question so calmly, which made me very surprised, that Sang Xin is also like this, it will be hot and cold for a while, this Dominic Mountain Villa must be a neurological hospital.
With a dry cough, I smiled and said, "Every life is worthy of my respect, and in the same way, every life is worthy of my enthusiasm." ”
"Even if it's your enemy, will you treat it warmly?" Hua Wuqian asked again.
"Enemies? What kind of enemy can I have, even if I had, I would have killed him a long time ago! I laughed: "Just kidding, in fact, the enemy or something, is a reflection of your own heart, you think he is your enemy, then he is your enemy, on the contrary, if you think he is your friend, then he is your friend." ”
I felt it for a while, and I actually wanted to tell Kong Xuan this truth.
Hua Wujian sat on the sofa and nodded, and suddenly said, "Can I lie on your sofa for a while?" ”
"Of course not!" I outright refuse.
"Huh?"
"Sleeping on the couch is not hospitality, if you want to sleep, go to my bed/sleep on it." I laughed.
Hua Wujian didn't make a sound, and was silent for a few seconds, and suddenly tore something off his face, and a beautiful face appeared in front of me, hey, I didn't expect her to be wearing a human skin mask, and I didn't expect that this Hua Wujian was actually an unusually beautiful girl.
Before I could recover from my shock, Hua Wuqian walked to my bedroom by himself, turned around and asked before entering the door: "I haven't had a good rest for a long time, can you let me sleep well?" ”
Hey, even the voice has changed, and it has become extremely beautiful.
I nodded dumbly: "Okay, as long as I still have breath, I won't let others disturb your rest." ”
Hua Wuqian smiled, walked straight in, lifted the quilt, and fell asleep.
After a long while, I stupidly walked over, closed the bedroom door, and sat on the sofa and thought about it for a long time. Could it be that this is what Tang Sanzang said about the probationary test, if this is a test, what can she test me?
After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't have a clue, so I simply turned on the TV, turned down the sound and watched it with relish.
TV is a police and bandit shootout movie, every bullet of the protagonist will hit the opponent, and the opponent's countless guns were stunned and did not hit him, after watching it for a while, it was boring, and when he was about to change the channel, there was a tuk tuk knock at the door.
"Come in, the door is unlocked!" I was a little stunned, who is this?
The door was pushed open, and a young man walked in.
In terms of age, this man is at most seventeen or eighteen years old, and he has a headband tied around his head, which is the circle of white/band that is often wrapped around the head of that basketball superstar James...... Uh, white straps. The body is also wearing a basketball uniform, a huge No. 23 on the chest, in addition to wrist pads, elbow pads, knee pads, ankle pads, all kinds of equipment are readily available, it can be seen that this is an athletic boy.
"Who are you?" This sentence was originally a question I asked, but it actually came out of the mouth of this sports kid.
"Looks like I'm the owner of this house, right?" I asked in surprise.
"Because I haven't seen you before. Kindness...... My name is Bi Fudao, and I'm here to find someone. The athletic boy raised his chin at me with a big sting: "I said, have you seen an ugly monster come to you?" ”
"Nope!" I categorically deny it. People are obviously beautiful women, where do they come from?
"You're not going to lie to me, are you?" Bi Fudao looked at me suspiciously.
"Believe it or not! If nothing else, remember to close the door when you turn around and go out. I pointed to the door and laughed.
"Yes, that'll do." Bi Fudao nodded at me, as if he had believed what I said, and just as he was about to turn around, the whole person bowed up like a shrimp, and then stretched violently, like a spring volleying towards me.
It can be seen that this guy's jumping power is extremely strong, and he has learned two tricks of fist embroidery legs, and when he flew at me, his two hands actually put on a fighting posture in the air.
However, as I said, he was just embroidering his legs, and when he was less than a meter away from me, I raised my leg and kicked him directly in the chest, kicking him at the door with a kick, and fell to the ground with a bang.
"What? You're still a little tender if you play sneak attack! I said that I haven't seen this person, and you still go up to the pole to find abuse, isn't this sick? I scoffed.
"You fart, there's his human skin mask on the couch!" Bi Fudao got up from the ground, pointed at the sofa and said angrily: "You liar! ”
Ah, there's a freshly torn human skin mask on the couch. I was speechless all of a sudden, embarrassed, I was arrested.
However, there should still be some denial: "Anyway, I don't see any ugly monsters, hurry up, don't let me throw you out!" ”
"Okay, you wait! I told my brother to beat you to death! Bi Fudao glared at me fiercely and walked out.
Your brother? Your brother can't be Bi Fujian, right?
I stepped forward and stuffed the ugly mask on the sofa into the drawer of the TV cabinet, trying to knock on the door and tell Hua Wuji, but I was afraid of waking her to sleep, so I promised her to let her sleep well. Forget it, let her sleep, I won't call her if she doesn't come out by herself.
If this is a trial test, it should be over by now, right? I really don't know what I'm testing my abilities for.
While I was thinking wildly, there was another tuk-tuk knock at the door, and I shouted angrily, "Come in!" ”
The door opened, and another athletic boy walked in, wearing a baseball cap, wearing a baseball uniform, carrying a bat on his shoulder, with an unhappy expression, and his facial features were seven points similar to Bi Fudao's just now, it seems that this person is Bi Fudao's brother.
"Are you Bi Fujian?" I asked not quite sure.
"Wrong, my name is Bi Fu Gun!" The baseball boy replied coldly.
"Are you going to come with me?" I looked at the bat the boy was carrying on his shoulder.
"Don't talk nonsense, don't hand over the ugly bastards, we're not done with you!" Bi Fu glanced at me: "Give you a chance, either you hand over the ugly bastard now, or you find a worthy weapon now." ”
I glanced left and right and pulled out a handful of dried flowers from the vase on the coffee table: "Okay, I've found the weapon!" ”
Seeing that I despised him so much, Bi Fugun's face changed, and he brandished his bat and rushed towards me.
Seeing him wielding a bat, my heart was relieved, although this person was much more powerful than the Bi Fu knife just now, but he was not my opponent, he pounced on him at the moment, put him with three punches and two feet, and then took the dried flowers and jerked at him, and kept pumping him to the desert and fled.
"You wait, I'll call my uncle to clean you up!" Bi Fu screamed before he went out.
His uncle? And what is his uncle's name?
I opened the door and stood in front of it waiting for his uncle to arrive.
Sure enough, more than ten minutes later, a middle-aged fat man with a stubble on his face appeared at my door.
"You're Bi Fu's uncle?" I smiled and asked, "What do you call it?" ”
"Call me Lao Bi!" The middle-aged fat man looked around, then focused his eyes on me, and smiled slightly: "Let's sit down and have a good chat, if I can't handle this matter well, my dad will be the next one!" ”
"Your dad?" I can't help but laugh secretly, are you planning to go out as a family?
"Yes, my father's name is Grandpa Bi!"
“…… All right. ”
Took Lao Bi to the sofa, before he sat down, Lao Bi was about to shake hands with me, slightly wary of reaching out and shaking his hand, just about to let go, Lao Bi winked at me, and said in an almost inaudible voice: "Zhengnan, I'm fat!" ”