Kong Xuan once asked me, how did I know a lewd and obscene person like a fat man?

At that time, I replied in a dignified manner, we met in the city's middle school students' essay competition, because we admired each other's literary brilliance and sympathized with each other, Kong Xuanzi snorted a few times with disdain, and did not continue to ask.

Actually, my acquaintance with the fat man is because of a CD from Mr. Wu.

A long time ago, Zhen Shuai didn't start yet, and there was no so-called computer city in Star City, we could only go to those small bookstores to popularize certain knowledge, and the small bookstores at that time generally operated video rentals, like me, who had ideals and morals, feelings and special single-mindedness, liked naturally some very meaningful romance films, well, it was the kind of romance that only had the male and female protagonists in bed / from beginning to end.

It was an early autumn afternoon, and I was like a cute little white rabbit, bouncing to the bookstore, because the bookstore owner told me the day before that there would be a new film by Mr. Wu today...... Along the way, I felt that the sky was so blue, the clouds were so white, and the sun was very naughty in and out of the clouds, nine shallow and one deep.

When I arrived at the bookstore, I found that there was a fat man with a thief's eyebrows who was arguing with the owner of the bookstore, and the two of them grabbed both sides of a CD in their hands, desperately fighting, and the boss saw me coming, and immediately overjoyed, and loudly told the fat man that this CD was booked by this customer.

The fat man scoffed, saying that the world is the richest and the most expensive, and he must buy this disc at double the price. Don't talk about the boss, I won't agree, I didn't agree with him, I fought with him, and when the two of them hit their heads and bled out, I don't know who said, be careful, don't break the disc...... Why don't we go and see it together?

Then the two of them happily walked away shoulder to shoulder, leaving the bookstore owner stunned.

That's right, that's how I met the fat man. At least one thing I didn't lie to Kong Xuan, we did know each other because of sympathy.

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Watching the fat man take out the disc that carried our green memories from the bookcase, I couldn't help but sigh, and I wanted to review it again, but the fat man no longer had a DVD player at home, and now they all pay attention to computer movies, who will use what DVD player.

"Or, go to Kong Xuan's house to see it, I remember that there is a DVD machine in his room, which is specially used to play some Taoist health techniques for the old men who come to incense, a disc sells for 998, it's really black." The fat man laughed.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to go." I yawned and stretched: "It's a hot day, I'm really tired of going out." ”

"Then what are you doing at my house again?" The fat man squinted his eyes and looked in the direction of the bedroom, and lowered his voice: "An Ran has a big belly!" ”

"What's wrong?" I looked at the fat man puzzled: "It's because An Ran has a big belly that I/Mom asked me to send mung bean paste to her to drink." ”

"Damn, you still don't understand what I mean? It's been a long time, and I'm not allowed to touch her, I'm holding it! The fat man squeezed his eyes at me.

"What do you want?" I immediately looked at the fat man with disdain.

"Go out and have fun." The fat man chuckled.

I couldn't help but laugh and pointed at the fat man: "You are a breeding pig!" ”

"Wife, I'll go out with my ghost brother." The fat man didn't wait for me to agree, and shouted, "There is a ghost matter that we urgently need to solve." ”

"Go ahead." An Ran's voice came from the direction of the bedroom, the weather was really too hot, knowing that the fat man had a ghost in his heart, An Ran didn't bother to care.

When I went downstairs and saw the scorching sun outside, I couldn't help but pout: "You go to the emperor by yourself, I'm too lazy to go, it's too hot." ”

"What are you doing at the Emperor?" The fat man laughed.

"Hey, don't you have an annual pass over there?" I was amazed.

"I didn't have anything on me except a bunch of keys and a mobile phone, and the space bag was all found and put at home. Otherwise, how could Enron let me out so relieved. The fat man smiled: "Brother ghost, for the sake of me working for you for many years, please have a guest." ”

I couldn't help but laugh: "So where are you going?" How much does it cost? ”

"Saying that money hurts my feelings, you can help me go to the Seven Days Chain Hotel to open a room." The fat man laughed wryly.

"Damn, you have a good calculation, and it will be my name to check the opening record in the future, right?" I pointed at the fat man again and scolded with a smile.

"It's not like I don't have an ID card." The fat man has a lot of words.

"Okay, even if I open a room for you, what about your sister-in-law?" I asked, confused.

"You don't know, now as long as WeChat shakes, there will be a lot of girls dating you." The fat man said with his eyebrows fluttering.

"Cut, how can there be such a good thing?" I shook my head in disbelief.

"Don't you believe it? I'll show you this. The fat man immediately felt insulted, took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, shook it vigorously twice, smacked twice, and then a short and pleasant music, and the fat man put the phone directly in front of me.

"Brother thick and long? The nickname you are looking for is really special. I laughed.

When the fat man heard this, he hurriedly took the phone back and looked at it, and said with a sneer: "Mistake, mistake, come again." ”

After a burst of music, the fat man glanced at it first, and then handed the phone to me.

I looked down and saw that it was a girl named 'Youyu', and her avatar was a selfie at a 45-degree angle, and from this angle, I could see not only the big eyes and pouts, but also the deep ravine.

"This girl is good, are you sure she will do that with you? Hookup? "I don't believe it anymore.

"You don't know this, WeChat's shake, known as the artifact of the appointment, if you don't have this demand, you will naturally not participate." The fat man took the phone back and chatted with the girl diligently.

It's just a matter of minutes, and the fat man laughed: "It's done, tell us to meet at the door of the Violet West Restaurant, and have a meal by the way." ”

"Well, I wish you sex/bliss! I'll give you information after I help you open a house. I smiled and prepared to leave.

"Damn, Brother Ghost, you have to go with me, otherwise where will I get the money to pay?" The fat man grabbed me suddenly.

"Damn, I have to pay for the opening of the house, and I have to pay for the meal? Then when you are cool with your sister, do you want me to help you hold her? I laughed.

After all, after all, I still went to Violet West Restaurant with the fat man, after all, I haven't had lunch yet.

Violet Western Restaurant is not far from here, located in an alley, I have to say, this location is very remote, it is estimated that the business is not much better, this quiet seems to be not very concerned about eating.

From a distance, I saw a girl in a T-shirt and denim shorts in the shade at the door of the restaurant, constantly looking on the road, and when she saw me approaching the fat man, the girl frowned slightly, and then smiled and said to us: "Which one is flying down three thousand times??" ”

Feiliu straight down 3,000 times is the fat man's WeChat nickname, Ling Feng said that this name is very philosophical, Kong Xuan said that this name is very down/downstream, this thing is benevolent and wise, there is no need to argue.

The fat man smiled innocently: "It's me, it's me, you're Youyou?" ”

The girl herself is not very similar to the WeChat avatar, not as white as the avatar, and the furrow on her chest is not as deep as the avatar, it is estimated that she has been shown off by the Meitu App. This big brother looks like the boss at first glance, with such a big belly. ”

"Not the boss, not the boss!" The fat man looked modest, intentionally or unintentionally, took out the key, there was an Audi car key on it, which he bought at the stall, twenty yuan a piece, and gave an Alto car key.

You smiled and said, "What do you call big brother?" ”

The fat man coughed dryly and replied pretendingly: "Call me Mr. Ding...... Uh, just call me Brother Ding. This is my financial ...... This is my friend, your name is Brother Zhong. ”

He called me with a smile, and then put his arm around the fat man: "Where are we going later?" ”

"To Greater China." The fat man said indifferently, as if he had been there a lot. The Great China Hotel is one of the most upscale hotels in Star City, and the cheapest rooms are more than 1,000 yuan.

"That's a good idea." Yu Yu looked longing.

The fat man seemed to remember something, and scratched his scalp: "However, I still have a meeting later, so let's find a random seven-day hotel around here." ”

"Everything!" Yu Yu didn't care.

I don't know whether I should laugh three times or cry three times, just with such a clumsy acting skill of a fat man, he can actually deceive this girl around, what is wrong with this world? Is the girl too stupid or am I already outdated?

"Why don't we eat something first." The fat man squeezed his eyes at me triumphantly.

"Okay! We went to build the road, and things were cheap over there. Yu Yu immediately suggested.

"Construction Road? It's too far. The fat man was stunned for a while, pointed to the Violet Western Restaurant and said, "Isn't this one the best?" ”

"No, this one is said to be very expensive." Youyou shook the fat man's arm: "The rice is hundreds!" ”

"What a big deal." The fat man laughed: "I ate it right here." ”

I was also a little dumbfounded, and my heart said that this seclusion is really true, and now except for the food stalls, wherever you go to eat, it will cost hundreds-this girl is real.

Walked in, the business in the store is really very deserted, there is no one, just find a place to sit down, take the menu, the price on the menu is indeed a little more expensive than the outside, but it is a little more expensive, another restaurant a steak 88 yuan, here to 98 yuan, that's all.

After ordering the food with the waiter, the waiter asked with a smile, "Excuse me, can I have some rice?" ”

"That's natural." The fat man smiled: "I still have to work later, how can I do it without physical strength?" ”

Youyoujiao patted the fat man's arm in disgust: "Brother Ding, don't talk about flowers." ”

The waiter seemed to be accustomed to these things, and simply ignored the flirting between the two, and just asked with a smile: "The rice in our store is more exquisite, how many bowls do you have?" ”

"How exquisite?" I couldn't help but ask.

"Almost that big." The waiter gestured a small circle with both hands and said with a smile: "It's still flat-bottomed, and a bowl of rice is estimated to only be able to draw two bites." ”

I paused for a moment, and then smiled: "Then let's have ten bowls first, not enough to add more." ”

The waiter smiled and agreed, retreated, and after a while, the food was sent over like a stream, the taste of the dishes was quite average, but the rice bowl was indeed very exquisite, I ate twenty bowls with the fat man, which was enough to eat, and even Youyou ate six bowls, which shows how small the rice bowl is. However, when I poked between my teeth with a toothpick, I actually saw a strange look in my dark eyes, which seemed to be pity.

"Waiter, pay the bill." I snapped my fingers.

"It's a total of twenty-three thousand four hundred and eighty-eight, and if you erase it, you can give twenty-three thousand four hundred." The waiter walked over and said with a smile.