I looked at the fat man face to face, and we both saw the thick incredulity in each other's eyes, and when I was half-loud, I coughed dryly and said to the waiter: "Why do you want so much?" Did you miscalculate? ”

"No. You see, this is the dish you ordered, this and this, together it is 400 yuan. The waiter was still smiling.

"That's only four hundred, where did the rest of the twenty-three thousand come from?" I'm a little angry.

"Rice, rice is eight hundred and eighty-eight one bowls, the three of us ate twenty-six bowls together, here is twenty-three thousand and eighty-eight, our store is an old brand, pay attention to integrity management, this accounting is definitely not wrong, boss, you can rest assured." The waiter looked at me with a smile.

At this time, I have fully understood, needless to say, this secluded is the legendary wine tray, uh, it should be regarded as a rice tray, through WeChat and other instant social tools, the fat man is deceived by this kind of person, first come to a desire to indulge, saying that it is very expensive here, and then walk in and take a look, the menu is also clearly marked with prices, everything is very formal, I didn't expect that they actually made a big fuss about rice, ordinary people who eat, who would care about how much a bowl of rice is.

I pointed at Youyou with my finger and sneered, "I can't see it, you are very powerful, you actually deceived us all over the place." ”

Youyou wiped her mouth with a tissue very naturally, and said with a smile: "Actually, I have reminded you at the beginning that you yourself insist on coming here to eat, and I can't help it." ”

The fat man said angrily: "How can you have a reminder? ”

"Mr. Ding, stop your anger." You smiled and said, "Did I say that I would go to Jianlu to eat?" ”

The fat man nodded with a dark face.

Yu Yu continued: "Did I say that the rice here is hundreds of dollars? ”

When I heard this, I immediately frowned: "You are changing the concept, anyone who hears you say this will think that the total price of the meal is hundreds of yuan, and will not pick out the words, and understand that the price of a bowl of rice is hundreds of yuan!" ”

"This has nothing to do with me, I've already reminded me anyway." You stood up elegantly and pointed to the napkin on the table: "Actually, this pack of tissues also costs 600 yuan a pack, which I gave to you." ”

After speaking, he turned around and was about to leave, but the fat man hurriedly grabbed Youyou's arm and said sharply: "Are you leaving?" ”

"What? Would you like to invite me to an after-dinner drink? This one is more expensive. You didn't care about the fat man's hideous expression at all, it seemed that the person who grabbed her arm at the moment was just a kindergarten child.

At the same time, the corner door of the restaurant opened, and seven or eight big men rushed out, and soon surrounded the two of us, sneering at us one by one, with sticks or steel pipes in their hands.

Seeing this, the fat man laughed instead, let go of his arms, moved his hands and feet, and said disdainfully: "Since it can be solved by force, then it can be solved by force, and I will give you more than 20,000 yuan, but it is not the food money, but the bed money for you to go to the hospital." ”

Hearing this, he chuckled: "Mr. Ding is really funny, if they accidentally hurt you later, I will definitely go to the hospital to see you and give you a big fruit basket." ”

Among them, there was a big man with buckteeth, who was holding a cigarette in his mouth, spit out the cigarette butt to the ground, without saying a word, raised the wooden stick in his hand and pointed at the fat man: "Either pay and get out, or be beaten by us, and then pay and be thrown out by us, you choose." ”

The fat man snorted coldly, and was about to attack, I quickly stopped him, the fat man looked at me puzzled, I smiled, and said to the bucktoothed man: "You are in charge here?" ”

The bucktooth man nodded proudly.

"Do you know Tang Zi'an?" I asked lightly.

This is Yuhua District, the boss of Yuhua District is a fat boy, although I have seen it, but I am not very familiar with it, I directly reported Tang Zi'an's name, if these people are Tang Zi'an's subordinates, then I can't help but give face, on the other hand, if these people don't know Tang Zi'an, then don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless.

"Tang Zi'an?" The bucktooth man was stunned for a moment, and then said with a cruel smile: "I don't know, do you think this is filming TV?" You just name someone, and then I'll let you go? ”

If you don't know each other, it's easy to say, the fat man and I shrugged our shoulders, the two of us looked at each other and smiled, and then turned and rushed into the crowd, the seven or eight big men never dreamed that the two of us would actually attack them, although they had weapons in their hands, they were also in a hurry.

Bang bang, I and the fat man put these seven or eight big men to the ground, I stepped on the chest of the bucktooth big man, smiled and asked, "Who is your boss?" ”

"I ...... I ......" said the bucktooth man, but his eyes were looking behind me, I was slightly stunned, let go of my foot, turned my head to look, and behind me was the waiter and Youyou.

The waiter, who was already pale, turned pale when he saw me turn around, and his whole body trembled like chaff, and finally collapsed to the ground with a grunt, and only the girl looked at us calmly.

"So you're the one who carries the handle?" I chuckled, "What are you going to do now?" ”

Youyou didn't speak, but her face turned slightly pale.

"If you have any helpers in Baidao, such as chengguan or police, you can call them over, and I promise not to beat them. Or, you can continue to start from the black/dao side and call a few black/dao big brothers, and I'll be afraid if I don't do it. I laughed.

Actually, I'm also bored, 'Zhong Kui helps you' company hasn't taken over business for a long time, I eat and sleep every day in addition to playing games, and now I heard that these people are not Tang Zi'an's subordinates, and they suddenly have a lot of fun.

"I admit it, what do you want, draw the line." Youyou pursed her lips, but she was also quite single.

"What should I do?" When I saw Youyou so happy, I scratched my head a little and beat her up? It didn't seem to get anything, so he rubbed his nose: "First of all, ...... for this meal"

"Free of charge, a write-off!" Yu Yu said affirmatively.

"That's not good, let's follow the market, many restaurants don't charge money for rice, so let's do it, I'll still count it at four hundred, here is four hundred, you order a little." I reached out my wallet, counted four and handed it to Youyu.

Yu Yu was stunned for a moment, not knowing what I meant, but finally took it and was silent.

"The tables, chairs and tableware here are damaged, half of one person on both sides, these things of yours are not valuable things, here is a thousand yuan, I think it should be enough." I counted ten more bills and handed them to Yuyu.

Youyou was even more confused, but she didn't dare to disobey me, so she could only take the money, and even the fat man looked at me with some astonishment.

"Okay, I've solved this meal matter like this, do you think it's handled properly?" I asked with a smile.

Youyou nodded, the expression on her face was very exciting, there was fear, confusion, and panic and surprise.

"Okay, now we're going to go to the Seven Days Inn and get back to what you're supposed to do." I squeezed my eyes at the fat man: "This meal was just an episode, wasn't it?" ”

When the fat man heard this, he immediately smiled: "It's still the ghost brother who thinks thoughtfully, this kind of humanistic care makes me feel warm and intimate." ”

Youyou's face changed drastically: "Impossible, I can't do this." ”

"Huh?" I looked at Youyou with displeasure: "What the hell are you playing with me?" ”

Youyou already knew that I was the one in charge at this moment, and shouted at me: "As long as you let me go, I can help Brother Ding call two beauties!" Or, three? Five? ”

"I just want you! It was a nice feeling to fall in love at first sight. "Fat man Tian/Tian's lips showed a sinister smile, uh, I think it should be yin/laugh.

"You just got from your big brother Ding, it's all fate." I laughed.

"Are you police? I know a lot of other childcare and I can report them as long as you let me go! Youyou saw the fat man's unscrupulous gaze on her, and she couldn't help but lose her face.

"We're not police officers and don't have the slightest interest in childcare, compared to my brother's more interest in your body." I touched my chin and smiled, but I was actually very obsessed.

"Brother Zhong, Brother Ding, let me go, I want to leave a clean body to my future husband." Tears suddenly appeared in Youyou's eyes, and she cried out.

Seeing her like this, the fat man and I were stunned and looked at each other, and after a long while, the two of them smiled bitterly, turned their heads and left.

―――――― dividing line cried and said to me: Actually, it is also a chick, and it is ―――――――― be broken that night, several of us men were drinking and farting at the barbecue stand, at this time Li Xinyan had given birth to a big fat boy, and it was inconvenient to come out, and An Ran was also resting at home with a big belly, Ai Jiayu was chatting with her, as for Allure and Guo'er, the two of them went back to Beijing.

Listening to the fat man talk about what happened at noon, Kong Xuan sighed: "Fat man, this is not like your style, in my impression, you should not hesitate to give that girl to you." ”

"Cut, Yanque An Zhihong's ambition to 'sue'!" The fat man rolled his eyes and looked up to drink.

"Sue your sister, that's called Hong'Hao's ambition!" Kong Xuan scolded disdainfully.

"It's the Bird! Say 'pot'! Damn, a bunch of illiterates! It's a shame on me to be with you! I laughed and scolded.

Ling Feng frowned, and I asked when I saw this, "What?" You don't feel sorry for the fat man, do you? ”

"Haha, that's not it." Ling Feng laughed, and then said, "The news the day before yesterday, have you heard about the matter at the Jane Eyre Bar on Dongfeng Road?" ”

"Nope!" We all shake our heads, and now we rarely watch the news, and we all look at other people's WeChat to learn about any major events.

"It's a wine tray in Jane Eyre's bar, deceived a student to consume, when checking out, I looked, eight thousand eight, this student was suddenly anxious, threatened to commit suicide, the bar is not a good stubble, simply ignored the student's threat, and threatened to drag him to school, but the student really broke the wine bottle and cut the pulse directly, the bar panicked, threw the person to the hospital, threw down 5000 yuan and never showed up again." Ling Feng smiled bitterly: "I didn't expect this student to be a relative of Liu Bingwen, the Propaganda Department of the Provincial Party Committee, so this matter has been reported by the media very well, and because of this, I am going to carry out a special operation to rectify childcare, and the name of the action is tentative, but I need to find someone to infiltrate them." ”

"You're not going to go undercover with us, are you?" I squinted at Ling Feng.

Ling Feng smiled: "Who else can I find besides you?" ”

"Whoever I love, I won't go anyway." The fat man said hesitantly: "Don't pretend, it's all played on TV, you police have so many undercover agents, what do you have to do with us?" ”

"It's all a few people from Star City, who can hide from whom?" Ling Feng smiled bitterly again: "Do you really think it's that simple on TV?" If nothing else, these people will go directly to your neighborhood and find a few neighbors to make a fuss, and you will know immediately if you are a police officer. ”

"It's okay if you want us to be undercover, but I'll have to name your operation." I laughed.

"Okay! What is your name? ”

"Rely on your sister!" I smiled and said, "The news has to be reported like this - Xingcheng City's crackdown on various childcare special activities 'Caring for Your Sister' has now been launched, and I hope that the general public will actively participate in ......"

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