Chapter Eighty-Three: Adventures in the Underworld
The two of them walked and stopped after the soul chicken, and out of the basement, there were muddy potholes and dirt roads outside, and the world in front of them was more cloudy and dense than before, and there was a taxi parked next to the road.
"Isn't that the one we were in? Why is there no one inside? Lu Fengxian muttered in a low voice.
Lin Daxiong shook his head and responded: "This is called the second type of death, and we are no longer recognized by this world. ”
"Death of the second kind?" Lu Fengxian glanced at Nobita sideways, and suddenly found that his expression became extremely serious, as if he was recalling the past, at this time, the soul-attracting chicken in front of him cooed again, and she broke off a small piece of blood steamed bun and threw it over.
Although he was detached from his physical body, he was entrusted by the yin wind under his feet, but he also felt mentally tired. The two walked and stopped along the way, until they encountered an arched bridge, and the soul-attracting chicken stood on the bridge and stopped, twisting the chicken's head to peek at Nobita.
Lu Fengxian saw that the big black chicken didn't stop, so he whispered to Lin Daxiong and asked, "Nobita, what's wrong with this chicken?" ”
"Shh Lin Daxiong made a silent gesture, glanced left and right, and said in a deep voice: "This should not be the Nai He Bridge, seeing that this situation has not yet entered the netherworld, it should smell something, I am afraid that there are Yin people passing by!" ”
Lu Fengxian's face changed when he heard this, and he saw Nobita bow his head and pick two mulberry leaves from the ground, then stuffed them into his mouth and chewed them, and then handed himself another one, and said in a low voice: "Chew this mulberry leaf to cover the yang energy in your mouth, so as not to be recognized." ”
"Oh." Lu Fengxian responded, put the mulberry leaves to his mouth and chewed it, the thick juice suddenly penetrated into his mouth, there was an indescribable sour bitterness, and even tears and snot were stimulated for a while.
At that time, a gust of wind whistled by, Nobita looked up at the arched bridge, and two people walked towards him. The height in front is 1.9 meters, wearing a jujube red Tang costume, his face is terrifyingly pale, and he is holding a fat lotus leaf in his hand, and the person behind him is wearing a shawl, with a blush unique to the yin soul on his cheeks, and a black robe.
The two walked very slowly, stopped for a while after two or three steps, and a pair of empty eyes stared ahead, which happened to collide with Lin Daxiong's gaze, and the person holding the lotus leaf asked in an expressionless cold voice: "When did you come?" ”
"It's not an ordinary yin person, it's a soul seducing judge!" Lin Daxiong secretly sighed badly and muttered.
"What then?" Lu Fengxian's face turned pale all of a sudden.
"Don't be afraid, let me tell him!" Nobita gritted his teeth, stepped forward to make a Taoist salute, and arched his hand: "Five o'clock in the evening." ”
"What is the cause of death?" The tall soul judge said loudly.
"Back to the judge, the two of us are dying!"
Hearing this, the tall yin cha said two words to the short and fat yin behind him, and after the short and fat yin nodded again and again, he stepped forward and took a closer look at the two Nobita.
This look was very strange, which made Nobita feel uncomfortable, his heart was fake, and his face was also colored, becoming a little red, and he didn't dare to look up, he lowered his head by himself, and when his eyes swept over Lu Fengxian, he found that her legs were trembling, and she felt in her heart: You can't be soft at this time, and you can't let the girls stand in the way.
Thinking of this, Lin Daxiong hurriedly stepped forward, raised his head and looked at the short and fat yin.
Humpty Fat had sharp eyes and asked in a hoarse voice, "The man behind you, why did he die?" ”
Lu Fengxian's body trembled when she heard this, and she pulled the corner of Nobita's clothes with her hand, Lin Daxiong pretended to smile calmly: "Lord Hui Yincha, she is also dying." ”
"At the end of your life?" Humpty Dumpty's expression darkened, and he suddenly raised his finger and said, "You two open your mouths to show me." ”
When Lin Daxiong heard this, he hurriedly opened his mouth and stretched out his tongue, because he had chewed the mulberry leaves just now, and the tongue coating was in a dark green state at this time, and it looked like he had been poisoned.
"Oh?" The short and fat yin seemed to have found the clue, and nodded at the tall yin beside him, and the tall yin walked down the arch bridge steadily, approached and sniffed with his nose, and saw no yang energy exposed, so he stretched out his hand and pointed to the road Feng Xian said: "You also open your mouth!" ”
Lu Fengxian heard a stirring sound, quickly opened his mouth, and the tall Yin Cha leaned up to smell it again, frowning and said, "Why are you two tongues so colored?" ”
"That's right, our custom there is to pour animal bile into the mouth of a dead man, so that the corpse gas can be removed." Lin Daxiong was full of nonsense, and Lu Fengxian on the side was afraid that the other party would see the flaws, so he was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat and trembled his teeth.
"Alright, don't make it up!" The tall yin cha waved his hand and said angrily: "Eating poison and dying is eating poison and dying, what to say about pouring animal bile, I have never heard of it!" ”
Lin Daxiong's face changed again and again when he heard this, and finally smiled and said: "Yes, the two of us died of poison......"
The tall yin cha glanced at Zhang Fugui, who was following behind the two, and snorted coldly: "What's wrong with the people in the yang world now, one by two sharpened their heads and rushed to the underworld, don't you know the preciousness of life?" What age is it, and I am still looking for someone to accompany the funeral! ”
As he spoke, Nobita suddenly smelled a scorched smell in the air, and he was overjoyed that it was Liu Zhen who burned the yin money for himself!
A few stacks of silver tickets appeared from the void, and unfortunately, they happened to fall into Nobita's palm, and when he looked down, a string of small characters was written on it, "Yudu Ghost City Qianzhuang, two thousand taels of silver." ”
"How's that?" Lu Fengxian glanced at it and whispered.
"How many do you think there are? Hundreds of millions, billions? When they arrived at Hades, they were all converted, and a thousand taels was already a lot. ”
Lin Daxiong lowered his head and counted, there were seven or eight of them, and when he looked up, he found that the two yin cha were glaring at him, he hurriedly took out two yin bills, one was stuffed to the tall yin cha, and then trotted to the arch bridge and stuffed one to the short and fat yin cha, and said with a smile: "The family burned some silver taels, and I hope that the two yin cha adults are not too few, and it is convenient." ”
Humpty Dumpty Yin collected the yin money, his face softened a lot, he took out a customs clearance document from his bosom and handed it to Nobita, and said in a dark voice: "I will soon arrive at the Ghost Gate, if the gatekeepers are making it difficult, you can submit this document, and they will not dare to be embarrassed." ”
Lin Daxiong stretched out his hand to take it and thanked him repeatedly, and the two yin cha nodded to each other, and walked away with laughter.
"What the hell are these two people doing? How does it look weird. Lu Fengxian looked at the backs of the two of them and said.
"It should be the legendary black and white impermanence." Lin Daxiong breathed a sigh of relief and sighed: "Fortunately, Liu Zhen's paper money was burned in time, otherwise I don't know how they would have been tricked!" ”
Since I was a child, I have heard about the impermanence of black and white, but I didn't expect to see the deity today, Lu Fengxian inevitably had some palpitations, and after relieving himself a little, he looked towards the arch bridge, and the big black chicken was still cooing. She broke off a piece of blood steamed bun and still went over, and at this time less than half of the blood steamed bun was left, so it could be inferred that it was not far from the ghost gate.
"These two people are at the behest of the Yin King, and here they remind the Yang that the human body is dead, so as not to become the lonely soul and wild ghost." Lin Daxiong muttered, followed the paragraph in "Sanqing Huayang", and relayed it to Lu Fengxian.
"Oh? Could it be that there are still people who don't know that they are dead? Lu Fengxian asked sideways.
"Yes, you look at those traffic accidents, it is almost an instantaneous thing, the victims may not know that they will die, and they will definitely be at a loss when they come to this alternating world of yin and yang." Lin Daxiong patiently explained.
The two of them chatted while walking, and soon came to the outside of the ghost gate, which was almost the same as the last experience, surrounded by the city wall of blue bricks and tiles, the vermilion gate carved with strange heads and beasts, and there were two lion heads on the left and right, which looked majestic, but did not lose the wind of vermilion.
"We've reached the realm of Hades, be careful." Lin Daxiong looked up, there was a mist above the city tower, and the gusts of yin wind were close to him, only to feel the compelling cold air coming, and a pungent fishy smell wafted to the side of his nose from time to time, making people nauseous.
Lu Fengxian tightened the neckline of the shroud and said tremblingly: "Why is it so cold here?" ”
"This is yin, we yang people will naturally feel cold, but yin people will not, don't show a cold look, so as not to let people see the clues." Lin Daxiong shouted in his mouth, and then he heard Lu Fengxian exclaim: "Oh no! The Soul Chicken is gone! ”
The soul-attracting chicken, which had been walking in front of the two, didn't know where to go at this time, Nobita took a look, and said angrily: "My eldest lady, can you not make a fuss, the soul-attracting chicken is to lead us to the ghost gate, and now that it has arrived, it will naturally look for its place!" ”
"I see!" Lu Fengxian was amazed.
Under the city gate, two people wearing ancient military uniforms walked over, embroidered with a big word "soldier" on their chests, and held a spear in their hands.
"Where did the ghost come from, report your name!"
"Back to the soldier, the two of us have reached the end of our life, and we are floating here with the soul-attracting chicken, and I hope that the soldier will be convenient, and after the judge decides the order, the reincarnation will definitely burn three incense for the two masters." Lin Daxiong smiled and presented the paper, and at the same time made a Taoist salute.
The soldier at the head took the paperwork, glanced down, and then nodded: "You are a Taoist priest?" ”
"Yes, I hope the soldier will allow it to pass." Lin Daxiong responded.
"No wonder there is no yin to tie up the iron rope, is the woman behind you also a Taoist priest?"
The soldier's face was purple, but it was not difficult to see that he had the idea of accumulating wealth. Lin Daxiong thought to himself that it was no wonder that the family wanted to burn paper after death, and the road under his feet was paved with money.
Nobita thought so in his heart, but his subordinates also took out a silver ticket and handed it to the soldier, and said with a smile on his face: "These silver taels are also invited to be accepted by the two soldiers." ”
"This year, Taoist priests have also accepted women?" Another soldier rubbed his chin, stared at Lu Fengxian with an obscene look, and moved his hand as he spoke.
Lu Fengxian instinctively took a step back and scolded angrily: "What are you doing! ”
Fuck it! That short and fat yin said that he would not be embarrassed, this is obviously deliberately provoking trouble! Lin Daxiong was furious in his heart, but now he was here for Li Sheng and the others, and he couldn't provoke right and wrong for no reason, so he had no choice but to block sideways in front of Lu Fengxian, and sneered: "This is Xiaodao's wife, and I hope that the two soldiers will be accommodating and let us pass." ”
The soldier behind him saw the number of silver taels and suddenly shouted, "Let them go!" ”