Chapter 82: Re-entry into the Underworld
Nobita and the two changed into the shroud prepared by Liu Zhen, and then Zhang Fugui, who was bruised and swollen in the face, put on makeup for him, and after all the prelude work was completed, Lin Daxiong took out a bag of black chicken bone powder from his backpack and handed it to Liu Zhen to let him follow the position of the Big Dipper, along the bed.
According to Nobita's instructions, Liu Zhen sprinkled seven small piles of bone meal on the ground, and then returned the empty cloth bag to Nobita, Lin Daxiong took out two blood steamed buns from his backpack, handed one to Lu Fengxian, and instructed: "The so-called Yin people use roosters, and Yang people use black chickens." These two steamed buns are used to feed black chickens, remember not to feed them too much, otherwise it may slip away halfway. β
"What happens if you slip away?" Lu Fengxian asked rhetorically, Lin Daxiong glanced at her, and said, "Haven't you heard of the soul attracting chicken?" How can you go to Hades if you slip away? β
Lu Fengxian looked at it, and sure enough, it was a bloody steamed bun, and there was still a warm smell at this time, but the pungent smell of blood made people faint. She hurriedly put the steamed bun on the head of the bed, and pondered: "If no one eats this steamed bun, how can the chicken eat it?" And if you are nervous for a while, you don't know when the chickens will be full, what should you do if you feed too much? β
"Don't worry, I'll guide you to it later." Lin Daxiong pointed to the black chicken bone powder on the ground and said: "After a while, this chicken will lead the way for us, and the steamed buns are stained with black dog blood by me, and the soul conjuring chicken in the netherworld will eat it as a good grain." In addition, the blood steamed bun in my hand is used when we return to the sun, so when I say 'sprinkle' after a while, you only need to break a piece the size of your thumb. β
"This is your birthday, there may be a bad time to ask at that time, you must not panic, just hand him this thing." Lin Daxiong handed Lu Fengxian a piece of yellow paper, on which was copied in crimson cinnabar powder: April 6, 1975 AD.
"No, this doesn't seem to be my birthday, you copied it wrong, right?" Lu Fengxian asked puzzled.
"That's right, don't forget ......" Lin Daxiong glanced vaguely, indicating that the previous birth date was used, not the birth date of the current body, in the final analysis, the ghost is still Lin Daxiong and Lu Fengxian, not the Zheng couple.
"Bell, are you ready?" Nobita glanced at Liu Zhen and asked.
Liu Zhen took a string of bells from the maid's hand, shook them twice without making a sound, and he wondered: "This bell has no core, so it can't ring." β
Lin Daxiong also took out a bell from his arms and tried to shake it twice, the bell in his hand did not ring, but Liu Zhen's one rang a few times, he explained: "These two bells belong to the same vein, I am ringing the bell in the netherworld, you will ring it here, you will ring the bell here, I can hear it over there." β
"In other words, if it rings, I will shake this bell frantically to give you a response, and you will be able to listen to the sound and find your way back to the yang world?" Liu Zhen said thoughtfully.
Lin Daxiong nodded yes, and when his eyes swept over Zhang Fugui, he had a plan in his heart and said: "Zhang Fugui, you put on makeup for us, there is no credit and hard work, you can go with us and open your eyes!" β
When Zhang Fugui heard this, he was immediately frightened, and immediately waved his hand and said, "No need, no need!" I appreciate your kindness. β
"No, no one is forcing you to go." Nobita snorted coldly, took out a paper dress from his backpack, and after unfolding it, everyone saw that the paper clothes were very delicately painted and vivid, and if they didn't look carefully, they would even mistake it for a real white dress.
"This is called sacrificial clothes, which are generally used by rich people to find burials in ancient times." Lin Daxiong said with a smile: "Of course I won't let you really go to the funeral, you don't have to be afraid, you put it on and sleep, and strengthen the faΓ§ade for us in the underworld." β
Zhang Fugui fell to the ground with a puff, a trace of cold sweat oozed from his forehead, and he hurriedly said in his mouth: "Master, I am timid!" I'm scared! β
"Huh?" Liu Zhen frowned, he was obviously facing Lin Daxiong, and shouted at Zhang Fugui: "It's so difficult for you to do something in the organization now?" Is your heart still in the swallow gate? β
Zhang Fugui's face turned pale, knelt on the ground and hugged Liu Zhen's thigh, and shouted, "Mr. Liu! At the beginning, I said that I would only be a doctor and not do anything else! β
"I think you're a typical wall grass, you will fall wherever the wind blows!" Liu Zhen snorted coldly, and when he saw that Zhang Fugui was still holding his thighs, he immediately took out a black bump from his arms, put it on his head, and said word by word: "Are you wearing it?" β
As soon as they saw the master pull out the gun, the two maids were so frightened that they squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands, shouting not to shoot, Lin Daxiong added fuel and vinegar when he saw this: "Zhang Fugui, I just let you wear clothes, why are you scared so hard, just treat yourself as a nightmare!" β
Liu Zhen is an iron-clad man, seeing Zhang Fugui's appearance, he obviously lost his face, and a nameless fire burned to his heart, he gritted his teeth and shouted at Zhang Fugui: "Are you wearing it?" If you don't wear it, I'll let you explain it here! β
"Wear! I can't wear it yet! Zhang Fugui actually cried, Liu Zhen kicked him to the side, spat and said, "Hurry up and wear it!" β
Zhang Fugui got up from the ground, snot and tears stepped forward to pick up the paper clothes, and then he heard a popping explosion, and when he subconsciously looked back, he found that Liu Zhen fired a shot at the roof, and wisps of green smoke were emitting from the muzzle.
"You don't give the to cry to me!" Liu Zhen shouted at the top of his throat, and the green tendons on his neck burst out.
After this sound, even Lin Daxiong was startled, and after relieving himself, he secretly thought in his heart: This guy is quite similar to Li Sheng's temper, he gets angry when he says he is angry, and he turns his face faster than a book!
Trembling to take the paper clothes, Zhang Fugui opened it to take a look, and found that a big word "Dian" was written on his chest. This word is written very strangely, and it is read separately: Shangxitian, he sighed in his heart, and asked Lin Daxiong for help: "Master, is it really just a sleep?" β
"Don't worry, I won't lie to you, deceiving people will break Yangshou."
Lin Daxiong deliberately aggravated the word "Yangshou", Zhang Fugui suddenly stumbled, and turned around to meet Liu Zhen with a fierce look, he hurriedly ran to the wall and took off his shoes, and directly put on the paper clothes.
"Just scare him, don't go too far." Lu Fengxian whispered.
Nobita was stunned when he heard this, then he laughed, lowered his voice and said, "Don't worry, you'll know when you get to the netherworld." β
Seeing this, Liu Zhen withdrew his pistol, stepped forward and muttered in a low voice, "Mr. Lin, you can continue." β
Lin Daxiong nodded, took a deep breath, pointed to the bone meal on the ground, and ordered: "Light those bone powder on the ground, the two of us will fall into a deep sleep, don't let outsiders disturb you." During this time, you always pay attention to the bell in your hand, and as soon as it rings, you shake it immediately! β
After that, Nobita lay quietly on the tightrope bed, and just when he wanted to close his eyes, he heard Liu Zhen say in his ear: "Mr. Lin, if you see Mr. Zhu, please tell him for me that I have selected a cemetery with excellent feng shui and will move for him next month." β
"Old Zhu's life is bright and fair, I'm afraid he will be reincarnated a long time ago at this time, so you can put your heart back in your stomach." Lin Daxiong said quietly.
Liu Zhen's eyes were slightly red and he sighed, then walked to the edge of the bed, and lit the black chicken bone meal with the flame of a lighter, and the billowing smoke suddenly spread everywhere. At this time, Zhang Fugui suddenly reacted, and the whole person collapsed on the cold ground, his limbs twitched, and his mouth kept spitting out Xingzi.
The two maids panicked for a while, but Nobita lay flat on the bed unhurriedly, and Lu Fengxian on the side hurriedly learned his posture to lie flat with his eyes closed, but found that he couldn't sleep.
The smoke was very choking, and Lu Fengxian couldn't help coughing violently. At this moment, the strong yin wind whirred from the top of her head, and then swept her whole body from top to bottom, her scalp was numb, only the blood steamed bun held in her palm exuded heat, and she suddenly felt that her eyelids were so heavy that she couldn't open them, and a strong sleepiness that she had never felt before arose.
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"Nobita, where are you? Male! β
"Don't scream, I'm next to you, and your eardrums are shattered."
Lin Daxiong took out a candle from his pocket, lit it and instantly lit up the surroundings, a familiar cold and arrogant face appeared in front of him, his heart fluttered, and he sighed: "It's still this face that looks comfortable." β
Lu Fengxian glanced at it, saw Nobita's blush, and smiled: "You look so funny now!" β
"Don't make a fuss, let's see where the soul-attracting chicken is!" Nobita glanced at her, looked around with a candle, and suddenly saw a big black chicken lying on the wall in front of her, cooing.
"It's called, throw blood steamed buns!" Nobita exclaimed.
Lu Fengxian understood, and hurriedly broke a piece of blood steamed bun and threw it over, the big black chicken seemed to smell the smell, and immediately pounced, as soon as he got the bun, he raised his head and swallowed it, and the whole chicken head he ate was full of blood, and he turned around and cooed at Daxiong.
"It's okay, don't lose it." Lin Daxiong said in a deep voice.
For fear of getting separated, Nobita simply grabbed Lu Fengxian's hand, looked around, and the room was still the same as just now, but Liu Zhen and the others were gone, and there was still a person in a white shroud standing in the corner.
Lu Fengxian let out an exclamation, this person's appearance was very scary, the tongue in his mouth dragged to the ground, there was blood in his eyes and nostrils, and what was even more terrifying was that this person looked a little familiar.
"Auntie, don't call it, this is Zhang Fugui, can you call it again after you see it clearly?"
Lin Daxiong waved his hand at the man, only to see the other party walking over expressionlessly, Lu Fengxian instinctively took a step back, and exclaimed, "How did he become like this?" β
"If you don't pretend to be some, how can you fool those bad guys?"
"You made him look like this?" Lu Fengxian asked curiously, poked Zhang Fugui's outstretched tongue with his hand, and saw that the other party didn't react, so he sighed: "Why doesn't this guy react at all?" It shouldn't be that he was stupid by Liu Zhen! β
"This is a puppet paper man, I used Zhang Fugui's appearance as an introduction, I have no consciousness, I only know how to listen to my dispatch." Lin Daxiong explained, and saw that the black chicken in front of him had already walked out of the room, so he said: "Okay, don't make such a fuss, hurry up and get on the road!" β