Chapter 488: I'm Not There, But I'm Everywhere

There is a place called Juyi Hall in the cottage of the sand bandits, and this Juyi Hall is not the kind of Shuibo Liangshan, but a large pool where the sand bandits bathe. And the purpose of naming it Juyitang is actually not purposeful, just fun.

"People are not in it!" There was a surge of people outside the Juyi Hall, and countless sand bandits with axes or big knives surrounded the Supreme Treasure, stretching their necks to look at the Juyi Hall, and they almost drooled.

"Helper, people must be inside!"

The second boss pretended to have a fierce expression on his face, holding a big knife in his hand and matching the purple and blue eye circles, looking really a bit like a bandit bully.

Of course, if your legs weren't shaking, you would be more like a bandit bully.

"Are you sure?" Supreme Treasure stroked his hair back, and his cross-eyed eyes kept turning.

"Sure, helper, I wanted to take a peek! Hey! As soon as these words came out, the second master immediately returned to obscene mode, with a lewd expression on his face. Not to mention, this model is really more suitable for him.

Supreme Treasure nodded with satisfaction, and without saying a word, he handed the knife in his hand to the second master, and ordered; "Here's this, go up and get rid of her!"

"No, helper, why do I go every time"! When the second master heard this, even half of his body began to tremble, and his legs even showed signs of unsteadiness.

"Take this knife and hack her to death, if you don't go, I'll use this knife to hack you to death!" Without saying a word, the Supreme Treasure handed the knife up, and said in a half-serious and half-joking manner.

"Then I'll go!" The second boss didn't dare to use his life to verify whether the Supreme Treasure was joking, so he could only look at the surrounding sand bandits to see if anyone came to rescue him.

"Go, second master!"

The second master looked back and saw that the nearest sand bandit, including the Supreme Treasure, was also standing a hundred meters away, and the blind man even climbed onto a flagpole.

"What a good brother! What a sense of righteousness! The second master swallowed his saliva, scolded secretly, and his hands trembled, like an old man who was about to enter the tomb, trembling towards the Juyi Hall.

"Someone is the leader of this group of bandits?" The second master was timid, and Chun Thirty Niang had already passed the word out before he went in.

"No!" The second boss said in a trembling voice, not even daring to raise his head.

"It's not!"

"Boom!"

The walls of the Hall of Justice collapsed, and a huge handprint flew out and hit a thatched house, directly blowing it to pieces.

"Where's your helper?" Chun Thirty Niang walked out wearing a wedding dress, with the plum blossom branch pinned to her hair.

"Brothers, don't be afraid, we fought with him!"

Seeing that Chun Thirty Niang came out, the Supreme Treasure was about to rush forward with a loud shout, but before he could rush up, he found that the atmosphere seemed to be a little wrong, as if it was too quiet.

"Moham!" Supreme Treasure slowly turned around, only to see dozens of sand bandits all kneeling on the ground at the moment, worshipping Chun Thirty Niang with one hand and pointing at himself with the other.

When the Supreme Treasure saw it, his face changed greatly, and he scolded bitterly; "Bastard, you betrayed me!"

"No, helper, we just don't want to die!" The sand bandits retreated again and again, and the weapons in their hands had long since disappeared.

"As the so-called people who know the times are Junjie, these subordinates of yours know the rules, I won't kill them. But you're a good guy, I."

Chun Thirty Niang said as she walked, and before she finished speaking, she didn't wait for her to walk to the side of the Supreme Treasure. The Supreme Treasure threw itself to the ground with five bodies, and fell to the ground like worshipping the Buddha.

"Actually, these rules were all given to them by the younger brother!" The Supreme Treasure knelt on the ground and raised his face with a bright smile.

"Even if you know each other, I will stay here for a while, and every night in the future, I will prepare wine and meat and send it to my room!" Chun Thirty Niang snorted coldly, and turned around as soon as her robe swung away, in her heart, these are small people, and they are not worth her effort at all.

"The second is in charge!" After Chun Thirty Niang left, Supreme Treasure stood up with a gloomy face and said in a ghostly trill.

"I'm here!" Seeing that Chun Thirteen Niang was really gone, the second master hurriedly ran forward, revealing a lewd smile.

"Put the drug in the wine, put the poison in the meat, I will rape her first and then kill her, and then kill her again, shame before the snow!" The Supreme Treasure said fiercely.

After hearing this, the second master looked embarrassed and said embarrassedly; "No, helper, our robbery has always been hard, if you can't touch it, you can run, we don't have these things!"

"No, man! Not even these, how do you do a sand bandit! "Hearing the second master say so bluntly, the Supreme Treasure jumped back in fright,;" I don't care, if I don't have it, I'll do it, I want her to look good at night! ”

"Yes, helper!" The second master can only respond, with a helpless face.

night

"My Senior Sister Zhu Zhu, I haven't seen you for a few months, what are you doing in such a poor and remote place!"

In Chun Thirty Niang's room, a woman in a white mourning dress was smiling and playing with a jade pendant, and the one sitting in front of her was Chun Thirty Niang in a red wedding dress.

"What do I do, I still need you Bai Jingjing to take care of it! It's you, what are you doing here! Chun Thirty Niang had a cold smile on her face, and her body leaned against the table.

"Haha, that's funny! I'm sneaky, don't think I don't know what you're going to do! Bai Jingjing shook the jade pendant in his hand and said coldly;" My good senior sister, this Wuyue Mountain is the Wuzhi Mountain five hundred years ago, Tang Seng and his party are about to reunite here, don't treat me as a fool! ”

"What!" Zhu Zhu was shocked, and then hurriedly changed to an understatement expression and asked; "What Tang Seng! It's just nonsense, who are you listening to! ”

"Who in the Three Realms doesn't know that the Bodhi Ancestor in the Western Heavenly Bliss loves to drink the most, and every time he gets drunk, he will talk nonsense. Although I am not talented Bai Jingjing, my white bone wine is the best in the world, how do you say I know! ”

"What a Bodhi ancestor, after drinking my hundred poisonous wine, he swore not to tell this secret again, you are still a monk, and after taking my hundred jars of hundred poisonous wine, you actually lied to me, a woman!"

As soon as she heard Bai Jingjing's words, Zhu Zhu's finger bones clicked, and the thought of killing people had already risen in her heart. Because she has always regarded this matter as a big secret, she doesn't even dare to think about it before going to bed, for fear that she will say it in her dreams. And now Bai Jingjing revealed her biggest secret as soon as she came, and she and this junior sister are not in agreement, obviously they want to distinguish themselves.

"My senior sister of the white bones, we haven't seen each other for many years, it turns out that you don't understand the truth that these two monks don't have water to drink!" After thinking about this, Zhu Zhu snorted coldly, and his body turned into a giant spider more than two meters tall.

"If you can't write it, you will come to martial arts, spider spirit, don't think that you will change!" Bai Jingjing laughed, a burst of white mist emitted from her body, and when she reappeared, she was already a skeleton in mourning clothes.

"Ahh Youkai! ”

Just as the two were about to fight, a sudden exclamation came from outside the window, and when I looked back, I saw a dark shadow lying on the window looking at the two of them, with a look of disbelief in his wide eyes.

"What people!" The two hurriedly rushed out, but when they came out, there was no one to be found in the night.

"Let's chase one by one!" Zhu Zhu looked around and said in a deep voice to Bai Jingjing.

"Hehe, senior sister, it's quite similar! Do you want to lure me away, and then you can enjoy Tang monk's meat alone! Hmph, don't play this trick anymore, I Bai Jingjing doesn't eat this set! After Bai Jingjing finished speaking, she turned around and left, without the slightest intention of chasing.

"You're not afraid that person is Tang Seng!" Seeing Bai Jingjing walk back, Zhu Zhu was also afraid that Bai Jingjing would find Tang Seng first, so he could only clench his fists and return the same way.

"What are you afraid of, if you can't find me, I will inform the world and tell everyone that Tang Sanzang and his party will appear here. Anyway, even if it is a group of demons, with my Bai Jingjing's natural beauty, it is always okay to ask for a piece of scraps to eat! But senior sister, you have to be careful, I heard that there are many demon kings who like to eat spiders, and you will be miserable when the time comes! ”

Bai Jingjing said and flew back to the room, and Zhu Zhu could only stomp his feet hard and flew in as well.

The night is quiet, and a little starlight is shining on the earth. And what no one noticed was that when Bai Jingjing and the two were talking, an old black cow had his ears pricked up, and he seemed to be listening very attentively.

"The king used three hundred altars of flame wine to get the exclusive news of Tang Seng and his party from Bodhi Ancestor, but now why are there other monsters here! It's really strange, could it be that the Bodhi Ancestor is unreliable! It's impossible, Bodhi Ancestor is an immortal, how can it be unreliable! ”

The old black cow ate the grass unhurriedly, shook his head after a while, and said again; "No, I have to go back and report to the king, so that the king can prepare in advance!"

The old black cow walked as he spoke, and as soon as he shook his head, he broke the tethered ox stake and flew towards the sky.

"It's over, the demons have gathered, and now even the cows have spoken, so I'll run quickly! No, I can't run away on my own, the helper is so kind to me, I have to sue the helper first! ”

After the black bull left, a black shadow rushed out of the haystack, and then cautiously looked around, and ran towards the room of the Supreme Treasure after finding that there was no one.

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The name of the chapter is more connotative, and those who understand this chapter are the ones who understand. Touch big. Thank you for your support.