Five hundred years later

There is a sand dune in the southwest of Nanchanbu Continent, and the hills stretch for thousands of miles, starting from the bottom of a mountain.

The mountain is called Mt. Gogaku, and it is a must-pass for traders passing through the dunes. And such a traffic artery is in the hands of a group of sand bandits at this time.

The sand bandits who have mastered the main transportation routes occupy the mountains and do not have to produce all day long, and they have already lived a good life by drinking wine and eating meat all day long by robbing the surrounding merchants.

But while it's a paradise for these bandits, there's always something unsatisfying, especially for men. Because although this is the only way for merchants, most of the merchants are rude men, and there is no shop in front of the village, although the terrain is dangerous, it also means that there are no women. Especially after the leader of this gang became a person called Supreme Treasure, robbing money without robbing sex has become the rule of this group of sand bandits, and it can be regarded as a thief.

"Woo woo"

On this day, the sand bandits gathered in the village to drink and eat meat, and the whining sound was not blowing from the wind and sand, but a mute man standing in front of a wine table constantly gesturing something, making a whining sound.

"Phew!" The man at the wine table looked at the dumb gesture and spit out the bones in his mouth, this man looked about forty or fifty years old, his eyes were blue, and his face looked obscene. Although this person looks a little like Wu Mengda, he is the second leader among the dozens of sand bandits, and he is nicknamed the second leader of the blue-eyed ghosts.

"Blind man, here comes the fat sheep! Give the dumb a piece of meat and half a pot of wine! The blue-eyed ghost wiped the grease stains from the corners of his mouth and said to a short man eating meat beside him.

The person who is called blind is not really blind, but a bandit. The blind man had a bare head, but a ring of hair grew around his forehead, and it looked as if a large bowl had been stabbed on his head. However, although this blind man is short in stature, he is also different from ordinary people, that is, whether he looks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally. No matter how you look at it, they are the best candidates for robbing homes and houses, and they are born bandits.

"The second master, the dumb and stumbling can't even speak clearly, do you say that the officers and soldiers are coming to suppress the bandits again!" After listening to the words of the second master, the blind man's eyes turned wildly, and after throwing the wine and meat to the mute man, he touched his bald head with his hand uneasily.

"Officers and soldiers!" After hearing the word "officer and soldier", the neck of the second boss shrank, and then slapped it on the table and reprimanded; "What officers and soldiers! No wonder you're called blind! Don't you see the mute writhing around like a woman! ”

The blind man was not afraid after hearing the reprimand of the second master, but stiffened his neck and retorted; "Maybe it's because the officers and soldiers have hemorrhoids on their buttocks, and the dumb ones have this expression! And the big boss said that you are not allowed to rob women, you are not afraid that you will not be able to eat and walk around! ”

"Bastard thing, are you the second in charge or am I in the second charge! Even if there are officers and soldiers, they are officers and soldiers with hemorrhoids, what are you afraid of! ”

The second boss picked up the axe pinned to his waist and slashed it on the table.

"Woo woo" Just as the two were arguing, the mute suddenly gestured again.

"Dumb, what's wrong with you!" The second master looked up, only to see the dumb man pointing to the sky and the ground, and then pointing to himself.

Looking at the dumb man's movements, the second master was stunned, and it took a while to come to his senses, and he said with some disbelief; "Dumb, don't you want to say that heaven and earth are exclusive to you!"

"Woooooo The mute shook his head violently, constantly pointing at himself. And just when the second master was puzzled, a female voice suddenly appeared and answered his doubts about the mute movements.

"He wanted to say that when he saw me, I saw him too. As for me, I'll come along and have a look. ”

As she spoke, a woman on a donkey slowly walked in, dressed in a wedding dress from the time she had been married, draped in a black veil and holding a string of blooming plum blossoms in her hand.

"What are you! Dare to be more arrogant than me, do you know what kind of place this is! Seeing this woman's unscrupulous appearance, the second master couldn't help but slap the table and stand up.

"What people! Hehe! The peach blossom in the woman's hand flicked it, and then a string of copper coins flew out and landed on the heads of many sand bandits.

"Plum blossoms are everywhere, and not an inch of grass grows. People give nicknames, I am the spring thirty mother! ”

"The first bandit, Spring Thirty Niang!" The copper coins on the heads of the second master and others immediately became weak and couldn't help kneeling on the ground.

The shadow of the famous tree, there is a number one person named Chun Thirty Niang among the sand bandits, it is a lone bandit, it is said that this person is poor 'chest' extremely evil, holding a string of plum blossoms, as long as the copper coin is sent out is absolutely exterminating.

Seeing that many sand bandits were so frightened that they fell to their knees, Chun Sanniang smiled lightly, held plum blossoms in her hand, and said with a smile; "Go find your big boss to come over, I have something to ask him, if he doesn't come, be careful that your head is not safe!"

"Chun Thirty Niang is the No. 1 bandit in Zhongzhou, we are in the poor countryside of Wuyue Mountain, what can she do here!"

In a small courtyard in the middle of the cottage, dozens of people dressed as bandits had a string of copper coins on their heads, kneeling on the ground with their legs on their feet, listening to the speech of a young man with a bronze mirror on his chest and a pair of cross-eyed eyes.

"Big boss, I guess there may be a big deal here!" The blind man looked at the young man with a flattering face, and the reason why he dared to talk back to the second boss was because the big boss appreciated him. Although the nickname of the blind man is called the blind man, in fact, he is very shrewd in his heart.

"Big deal!" The young man tilted his head and thought for a while, and then nodded in agreement, feeling that only this statement was reliable, otherwise he would not be able to attract a thief like Chun Thirty Niang.

"Helper! Are your injuries getting better? As the blind man grabbed the first credit, the second master immediately stood up and ran to the young man's side to give him a back massage like a dog's leg.

The second master stood beside the young man with an obscene face, and kept touching the young man's body with his hands. And the second master's movements continued not to make the young man happy, but turned around and kicked the second master's buttocks, kicking him out.

"So attentive, do you want me to die early, and then you can sit in my place!" The big boss didn't stop after kicking out, but reached out a few steps forward and grabbed a person, threatening; "The second master, I'm not dead yet! You want to sit in my seat, believe it or not I'll hack you to death! ”

"Spare your life! I'm blind, not a second in charge! ”

The blind man shouted for mercy in the hands of the young man, and the big boss with cross-eyed eyes turned his eyes and asked; "Second master, where are you dead! Get the hell out of here! ”

"I'm here, helper!" The sand bandits retreated one by one, and only the second boss walked up with a sad face, and then fell to his knees with a plop.

"Okay, you're a second-in-command, do you think I won't dare to kill you!"

The cross-eyed eyes of the young man flickered, and then he took out the axe behind his back and cut it on the wood beside him.

"I'll hack you, hack you, hack you!"

The young man chopped the wood all at once, and the sand bandits around him were too frightened to speak, and their faces were inexplicable, only the blind man cried out sadly; "It's over, first it's cross-eyed, then it's blurred thinking, the big boss's injuries are getting worse and worse, where should I go blind!"

The young man chopped the stake at once, and the surrounding sand bandits all looked at each other and opened their mouths wide.

"The second master, you have a kind! I cut you like this and I didn't say a word, you screamed a few times, so I had a little face! After cutting for a while, the young man was tired and panting, and he couldn't help wiping his sweat and said.

"Ahh The second master chopped the stake that had been chopped down, and let out a terrible scream while swallowing saliva.

"Hahaha, do you know how good I am now?" Hearing the screams of the second master, the young man laughed proudly.

"I know the helper, but the helper's seven wounds are getting worse and worse. I heard that after I got this kind of boxing, first I was cross-eyed, then my thinking was blurred, and finally my internal organs would rot into a mess of meat. I can't bear you! O my helper! Looking at the young man's appearance, the second master was sad, and he couldn't help hugging the young man's legs, and cried loudly with tears gathered.

Feeling the tears of the second master, the young man sighed and said with emotion; "You have a little conscience, but who said I was cross-eyed! I just wanted to focus my gaze on one point so that I could see a little bit better! ”

After the young man said that he was fine, he straightened the hair on his head and commanded in a dashing pose; "Come with me now, I'll take you to find Chun Thirty Niang for revenge. If this revenge is not avenged, I will not want the name of the Jade Face Flying Dragon Supreme Treasure of Wuyue Mountain! ”

The young man shouted, and then suddenly his body flipped over, and he walked forward with his hands upside down, walking faster than usual with his hands.

"The gang leader can't even tell the difference between hands and feet! Do I really want to go to the Lord for another blind man? As the young man moved, the bandits in the crowd widened their mouths, and the blind man let out another cry of grief.

ps;

First of all, thank you for the grandmaster-level reward of 'Jun Min', don't worry, Yunxiao will definitely write an ending that satisfies everyone, whether it is sad or happy. And you are the first grandmaster of Yunxiao, and probably the last. Thank you for this little bounce on the street, and I wish us eternal passion.

In addition, thank you for the handsome, cold seven nights, passing gods, the best five watches, do not quit 2012, instant Qingying, fireworks and fire rain and other friends for the reward. "The above figures are not counted as the number of literal characters"