"How's it going, how did you sleep last night?" Tang Sanzang smiled and nodded at me.

"It's okay, I don't recognize the bed, I can sleep on the floor with a newspaper." I also smiled in response.

"What about you?" Tang Sanzang turned his head to look at Sima Sanguang.

"I don't recognize the bed, even if there is no newspaper on the floor, I can fall asleep." Sima Sanguang laughed.

"Haha, it seems that the two of you are quite adaptable to the environment, well, by the way, that curly hair is Monk Sha, and that old man is Bailongma, you all know each other, right?" Tang Sanzang pointed in the direction of the curly-haired man in the distance and asked.

"Yes, yes, I know!"

"There's something I have to tell you two, because the company has a rule that everyone who comes in has to be probationary for three years, hehe, it's not in line with the labor law, right? To hell with the labor law, we don't like that. Well, it's far away, I applied to the owner to cancel your probationary period and turn it into a regular directly. But the owner did not agree, so he decided to try it for three days and turn it into a regular after three days. Tang Sanzang looked at us and coughed lightly: "These three days are very important, you can only become our regular employees if you pass the assessment of the probation period, and at that time, you will understand what is going on in Duji Villa." ”

"What if we don't pass the probationary period?" Sima Sanguang sneered.

"A dead end!" Although Tang Sanzang was still smiling, it was obvious that a cold light flashed in his eyes.

"Well, can you tell me about this probationary period?" I quickly digressed from the subject.

"Why is there a three-year probationary period, it's to see if you're a spy from the outside. During these three years, the probationary employees can only live in the jungle outside, and the conditions are called a difficult ...... I won't talk about this, because there is only a three-day trial period now, so your trial must be carried out inside the villa, and according to my speculation, the company may use some special events to test you. Speaking of this, Tang Sanzang shook his head with a wry smile: "Because the two of you are too important to our team, I am not afraid to leak a little topic to you." ”

"Actually, I'd love to ask a question." I coughed lightly.

"You say!"

"I've been thinking about it for the past few days, why am I helping you do this, does what you want to do has anything to do with me?" I said with a smile.

"Do you want me to reason with you, or do you want me to be unreasonable with you?" Tang Sanzang was not annoyed by my words, but instead had a look that you should have asked a long time ago.

"Reason with me first." I laughed.

"First of all, we will rescue you from Kong Xuan, we are kind to you, and we know that this is the virtue of the Chinese nation, this is the first point!" Tang Sanzang raised a finger.

Well, I admit that, I nodded.

"Secondly, you have too many questions in your mind that you want to get answers, and getting the answers is very simple, as long as you become our employee through the probationary period, the answers will be provided immediately. This is the second point. Tang Sanzang smiled and raised his second finger, and his finger stretched out in a V-shape.

This, grass, I also admit it, who called my curiosity so strong? I smiled wryly and continued to nod.

Tang Sanzang no longer raised his fingers, but took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, handed one to each of us, lit it by himself, inhaled sharply, and spit out a thick cloud of smoke: "Then, this thing we are going to do is a good thing for the benefit of the country and the people, now you may be a little confused, but when you become a regular employee and know the truth of all this, you will definitely be proud of your participation in such an action." Kindness...... This is the third/point. ”

I took the cigarette in my hand and looked around: "Tang ...... Master, let's not talk about the third/point, won't you be beaten for smoking here? It seems that smoking is not allowed at this kind of drinking party, right? ”

"Who prescribed it?"

"That's what it says on TV, Western-style drinks are very particular."

"Go to his Western-style drinking party, Lao Tzu is Chinese." Speaking of this, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but straighten his chest and said with a smile: "One day, the whole world will use Chinese as the lingua franca, and greeting each other is not a handshake, but a fist salute." ”

Since Tang Sanzang said so, Sima Sanguang and I also got together and lit a cigarette: "Okay, don't talk about this, I don't really agree with the third/point you just said, because I don't know what you said about this matter at all, benefiting the country and the people is like a mirror." ”

"Well, there will be an answer in a few days." Tang Sanzang said disapprerovingly: "Then skip the third/point, let's talk about the reward." Let's assume that you have accepted the task, how much do you think the company will pay you when it is done? ”

"How can there be millions?" I groaned. The power of Dominating the Mountain Villa is so strong, and I am an indispensable person, even if there are not a few million, there will always be hundreds of eight hundred thousand.

"Millions?" Tang Sanzang pouted very exaggeratedly: "Add four more zeros, this is the basic salary, this does not include housing allowance, car allowance, business trip allowance, high temperature allowance, telephone bills, etc." ”

Add four more zeros, and that's not tens of billions? Is this possible?

Sima Sanguang also gasped on the side: "Tens of billions? Tsk, what if you add these subsidies you mentioned? ”

"Why are there hundreds of billions?" Tang Sanzang exhaled a puff of smoke, which was very unfathomable.

"Cut, who are you getting?" I didn't care if he was my department head or not, and directly booed him: "There are so many people in the villa, each of them is hundreds of billions, have you ever calculated how much it is?" There should be a degree of joking, right...... Belch...... You're talking about Stygian coins, right? ”

Tang Sanzang chuckled lightly and said, "You think I'm joking with you? Money will definitely not be given to you directly, if you are given so much money at once, first, no matter how much money you have, it will not mean to you, and second, if everyone has so much money, then it will lead to inflation/inflation and currency depreciation, which is not what we want. So, we're going to have a workaround that doesn't depreciate your money, but also allows you to get that much money. ”

I asked, "You mean, replace them with valuables such as jewelry, gold, and cultural relics?" ”

Tang Sanzang shook his head: "Those are all speculation, for example, the current auction of calligraphy and painting is just a means of money laundering. Except for the hard currency of gold, the rest are floating clouds, even if hundreds of billions of funds are converted into gold, how can there be hundreds of tons, and you have no place to store them, right? ”

Sima Sanguang frowned and said, "This is not, that is not, what the hell is going on!" ”

A hint of pride appeared on Tang Sanzang's face: "This has its own workaround, such as giving you the permanent right to use a small island, or giving you the right to collect road tolls in a region, aren't these all workarounds?" You can charge all the time, don't you? As the old saying goes, there is no limit to the number of children and grandchildren. ”

Hearing Tang Sanzang say this, Sima Sanguang and I were speechless for a moment, can we still talk happily together? You're going to divide the islands and roads for me, how can I answer the? This Tang Sanzang can't be a psychopath, right? It is even possible that the entire Duba Mountain Villa is a neurological hospital, and the people in it are all neurotic.

How could he be embarrassed to say such unrealistic ideas? Well, it's better for the mentally ill not to stimulate him, you have to follow him, and said with a smile: "I admit that what you said makes sense, you just said that there are two ways, one is to be reasonable, and the other is unreasonable, so what will be the situation if you are unreasonable?" ”

Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, shook his head, seemed to think that my question was very naïve, stretched out his hand and patted my shoulder, and finally stopped his hand on my shoulder, the frost flashed on his face, and suddenly a huge pressure hit me like Mount Tai pressing, my legs were weak, and I was about to kneel, and then the innate unyielding strength in my heart surged up, and I gritted my teeth and held on.

Seeing me so hard, Tang Sanzang's eyes were full of cold light, and with the force on his hands, the bones in my whole body suddenly clicked, I gritted my teeth again, only to feel the beads of sweat on my face rolling down, and my whole body began to tremble violently.

Sima Sanguang felt that something was wrong on the side, and hurriedly reached out to help me, wanting to help me, Tang Sanzang sneered, and the other hand lightly rested on Sima Sanguang's shoulder, the movement seemed to be very slow, but Sima Sanguang couldn't dodge it, and in an instant, Sima Sanguang's face was also beads of sweat rolling down, and his face looked extremely hideous because of twitching/twitching, it seemed that he was also holding on.

And Tang Sanzang's hand on Sima Sanguang's shoulder was actually holding a wine glass, the wine in the wine glass did not shake in the slightest, and when people from a distance looked at it, they would only think that it was the department leader patting us on the shoulder to encourage us.

The huge force was like the waves of the sea, Lang Lang after Lang pounced, because of my insistence, my knees were squeezed by the huge force, this felt extremely uncomfortable, I am sure that as long as Tang Sanzang added more strength, my knees would be crushed into pieces.

Tang Sanzang snorted coldly, and suddenly withdrew his hand, Sima Sanguang and I spurted out a mouthful of blood almost at the same time, Sima Sanguang's face was red and white for a while, although I couldn't see my own face, it must not be much better.

"This is the so-called unreasonableness, if you don't agree, I will beat you to death!" The yin owl on Tang Sanzang's face quickly changed to kindness, and said to us with a smile.

Sima Sanguang and I didn't speak, because we couldn't speak at all now, and our whole body was still trembling because of the excessive adrenal secretion just now, and we were gasping for breath in our mouths.

"Three-day probationary period, be careful yourself." Tang Sanzang raised his wine glass at me, drank it all, turned around and walked away.

"Damn, this man's force is too strong." After a while, Sima Sanguang smiled bitterly.

"yes." The surprise in my heart is actually far greater than Sima Sanguang. In addition to the kind of ghosts and gods that exist against the sky, this is the first time I have met a human with such skills, you must know that I have the energy to devour ghosts in my body, and I was almost crushed to death by him in this way.

I'm the protagonist, you're such a dick in a supporting role, how can I get mixed up?