I coughed lightly, "Did you just do bed/upper exercise?" ”

"Three times! The first time is ten seconds, the second time is thirty minutes, and the third time is an hour and a half. Wang Teng's face was proud and proud.

"Yes, at your level, where do you need us to teach? You can teach us. The fat man looked at the time on his phone exaggeratedly: "According to the time, you are almost in a decisive battle as soon as you enter the door." ”

Wang Teng scratched his scalp and smiled: "I don't know about this, she just pounced on me as soon as she entered the door, and took off my clothes in three or two clicks, and I won't say much about the rest of the things, you know." ”

Hearing this, I'm very depressed with the fat man, this is really a hell of a life, how did things become like this? Especially the fat man, he was extremely annoyed: "Grass, why can't I encounter this kind of thing?" ”

As soon as the fat man's voice fell, Wang Teng's mobile phone rang with a tick, there was a QQ message, and when he opened it, he saw that it was sent by Xiao Pepper.

Little Pepper: Little handsome guy, I heard Fang Zhan say that you are a virgin/male, and I have always wanted to break your virgin/male body, but I dare not open my mouth for fear of being rejected by you, thank you for giving me this opportunity, and finally let me taste the taste of virgin/male once, not bad, the fragrance is still unfinished, now I can raise my head in the sister circle, okay, just take it as a dream, I won't use this number again, goodbye. By the way, there is 3,000 yuan under the pillow, which is regarded as a red envelope.

I immediately understood, after a long time, people knew that we were messing around from the beginning, when we thought that the other party was in the middle of the plan, I didn't expect to fall into the other party's arms, damn, it's really unpredictable.

I looked at Wang Teng helplessly and comforted: "It's okay, let's go find that female bandit again......"

Wang Teng interrupted me with a smile: "Brother ghost, I suddenly understood, some things, when you are afraid of being rejected by the other party and dare not say it, it is possible that the other party also does not dare to say it because of the fear of your rejection, some things, as long as you do it, there is hope for success, but if you don't do it, then there is no hope." Thank you for your help, but I don't need your help anymore, and I'm sure I'll be confident from now on. ”

I looked at the fat man and looked at each other, what the hell is it?

Wang Teng said with a smile while getting dressed: "What I didn't expect was that the fact that I am a virgin/male was actually said by our teacher Fang." ”

Hearing Wang Teng's admiration on his face when he talked about Teacher Fang, I couldn't help but ask, "Hey, are you Teacher Fang very awesome?" ”

"Of course, he's my idol!" Wang Teng Zhengse said.

I looked at each other and smiled at the fat man, in my student days, it was too common to worship a teacher, and the reasons for worship were various, some felt that the teacher's Mandarin was very dicked, some thought the teacher played basketball well, and some thought the teacher had a good voice, and I, in junior high school, had a crush on my physical hygiene teacher, but because she was beautiful, although she asked us to learn the chapter on human body structure by ourselves, it did not reduce her status in my mind in the slightest.

Wang Teng continued: "Teacher Fang is a computer teacher, do you know why I worship him? ”

I didn't have the slightest interest in this Teacher Fang, and out of politeness, I said perfunctorily: "Why? ”

"Teacher Fang used to be the same as me, he was also a very wooden person, very introverted, but three months ago, he suddenly opened up, the whole person is extremely confident, and he is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, playing, playing and singing, it is said that the students who are waiting in line for his favor have been lined up until next Christmas." Wang Teng's face was full of envy.

I smiled, but I thought that Wang Teng had walked out of the shadow of introverted inferiority, and he could finally communicate with his sister Wang Bingbing, and was about to beckon the fat man to leave, but there was a sudden flash of lightning in his mind, and he asked Wang Teng urgently: "What did you just say?" Did you Teacher Fang suddenly open your mind three months ago? ”

"That's right." Wang Teng had already put on his clothes and was sitting on the edge of the bed to put on his shoes, when he heard the words, he looked up at me with some surprise: "What? Is there something wrong? ”

"After your teacher enlightens himself, then he will be proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting?" I then asked.

"That's right."

"Can you take us to meet your Teacher Fang?" I said in a deep voice.

"Of course you can, but I'm afraid he doesn't have time to see you, he has beautiful students every day now." Wang Teng took out his mobile phone sourly: "Fortunately, I have his number, I'll make a call to ask first." ”

Just as Wang Teng was calling, I kept bending and straightening my fingers, and the fat man looked at me with a questioning gaze, he knew that I would only do this when I was nervous.

There is a reason why I suddenly became so nervous, because the time of this Teacher Fang's enlightenment basically coincided with the time when Jin Manyuan released the Dark Demon King, and, judging from Teacher Fang's appearance, it was very likely that he was possessed by the Dark Demon King's Chaos Demon King.

The legendary chaotic shape is fat and round, red like fire, with four wings and six legs, although there are no facial features, but it can understand singing, dancing and music, in other words, the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are all known, blowing, playing and singing are all fine, from this point of view, this square battle is linked to the chaos energy.

Wang Teng covered the microphone and said to us: "Teacher Fang said that he is now visiting relatives in his hometown and just left yesterday. ”

Coming home to visit family? Isn't it looking for a place to rush through the gates? Hurriedly said to Wang Teng: "You ask him where his hometown is?" ”

Wang Teng let go of his hand, said a few more words, and after hanging up the phone, he looked at us helplessly: "He said that it was not good for the student to inquire about the teacher's whereabouts, so he hung up the phone." ”

I don't really care about this, when the time comes, I can ask Ling Feng for help and check the location of the mobile phone below.

After checking out, he told Wang Teng to study hard, but he couldn't think about it every day, so he said goodbye and left.

I called Ling Feng, and Ling Feng said that he would reply to me later. I told the fat man my suspicions, but the fat man didn't think so, saying that I was making a fuss, just like Wang Teng, didn't he suddenly open his mind?

Although what the fat man said also makes sense, he always feels that he still can't put his mind at ease, let's see what Ling Feng says first, if the phone number is in that kind of poor mountain and bad water place, then the possibility of him being the demon king is extremely great.

There was nothing to do for a while, and the two simply stood on the street basking in the sun.

"Look, is there a 38D in that white turtleneck over there?" The fat man smiled and pointed to a woman across the road who was forward/convex/backward/warped.

"Damn, don't always act like a brute, pay attention to these things all day long, hey, you see the one next to him is big, I'm afraid it's 40E." I snorted.

"Yes,, looking at her, she is probably still a high school student, and the current little girl is so well nourished?" The fat man laughed.

"Nowadays, children like to eat that kind of fried food of Kenkiji McDonald's, you know, those contain hormones, I have a neighbor, her child is only seven years old, and now he actually has menstruation, just because he likes to eat McDonald's chicken wings, and ......"

"Don't say more, look at the one in the beige trench coat on the other side, her figure is so good, if she is willing to walk into the small hotel with us, hand in hand, shoulder to shoulder, I would rather ...... Hey, it seems that this woman is the young woman who took Wang Teng's chastity. The fat man pointed across the street and said in surprise.

I followed the fat man's finger and looked over, and saw that the young woman had a black mole on the corner of her lips.

"Brother Ghost, do you want to go over and say hello?" The fat man laughed as he ate.

"Say hello! What are you going to say? Hey, were you still happy with Wang Teng just now? I laughed.

Both of them are laughing,Watching the woman in a beige trench coat walk to the door of a fucai betting shop,Looking around,As if waiting for someone,A man wearing a black jacket and sunglasses came out of the betting shop,Intentionally or unintentionally bumped into the woman。

"Thief!" The fat man said categorically: "It's definitely a thief, otherwise, why would such a wide road hit her?" ”

I was about to refute, but I found that the woman in the beige trench coat was standing at the door in a daze, as if she had been frozen, and I couldn't help but say, "Hey, something is wrong?" ”

Before the fat man could say anything, the woman in the beige trench coat fell to the ground with a bang, and as she fell to the ground, a bloody arrow suddenly burst out of her chest, almost a foot high. I hurriedly searched for the man in black and sunglasses, and found that he had hurried into a small supermarket in front of me.

"You call the police first, and then see if the woman is still saved!" With a loud shout, I lunged forward, jumped over the sidewalk railing, and sprinted across the street.

Chirping!

Ga!

Chirping!

A series of car brakes sounded in front of me left and right, and I rushed directly as if I had not heard it, a taxi seemed to have no time to react, rushed towards me, I kicked hard, the whole person jumped forward, took off, hand on the roof of the taxi a little, with the help of the car rolled over the car for a week, when it fell to the ground, the taxi braked sharply, rushed out of ten meters and stopped.

Ignoring the angry scolding of the driver behind me, I once again ran over the railing on the opposite side, and sprinted forward into the small supermarket.

I thought that this small supermarket only had one gate, and I wanted to catch/catch the man in black just to catch a turtle in the urn, but I didn't expect that this supermarket was actually located at the corner of the street, and there was a gate on the other side, and when I ran out of the gate, the man in black was speeding dozens of meters ahead.

I was about to shout and stop on TV, and suddenly came to my senses, didn't this remind the man in black that I was chasing him? Damn, the TV really couldn't believe it, so I immediately stopped talking and chased after me sullenly.

Unfortunately, the man in black seemed to notice something, looked back at me, and ran away, and, judging by his running posture and speed, it seemed difficult for me to catch up with him.