505 chili cucumbers

I found a restaurant, put Wang Teng in, without saying a word, each person blew a bottle of beer first, and then began to order, and by the time the food came up, the three of us had already killed nine bottles of beer.

I really can't see that Wang Teng's alcohol consumption is so good, and his face will not change after three bottles of beer.

However, no matter how good the amount of alcohol is, it can't stop me and the fat man from attacking in turn, the beer is the same color as peanuts, and the sycophants and high hats fly together, just when the fat man and I are drunk, Wang Teng finally showed his arrogant side.

"What's wrong with his grandmother's, Lao Tzu is a virgin/male? Who's in the way? So who, waiter, is it wrong that I'm a virgin/male? Don't you like virgins/men? Wang Teng blushed and yelled at the waiter next to him.

The waiter rolled his eyes and turned his mouth to the side.

"Look, look, she turned her head in relief." Wang Teng suddenly shouted.

"Yes, yes, we can all see it, and she is very pleased. Ahem, let's talk about Pepper, you can see that you like Pepper very much, right? I said with a smile.

"Yes, I like her. It's a pity that I only know that she is from Star City, and I don't know anything else, and to be honest, I don't even know if she's a man or a woman. Wang Teng suddenly looked disappointed, took a piece of cucumber and threw it into his mouth, and chewed it croakingly.

"Did you ask her?" The fat man asked.

"Nope." Wang Teng replied honestly.

"Damn, you don't ask, do you want to take the initiative to tell you, hey, this is my phone number, I live in such and such a place, if you open a house nearby, remember to call me?" The fat man scolded with a smile.

I also smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay, don't you have a QQ number?" With this number, a qiΔ“ problem is not a problem. ”

Wang Tenghu glanced at me suspiciously: "Brother Ghost, are you sure?" ”

"Of course." The fat man said on the side: "Who is the ghost brother?" Back then, it was known as the golden microphone in the chat room, chatting with the aunt in good spirits, chatting with the aunt not sleepy, there is a way is a glow-in-the-dark cup of grape wine, and if you want to drink the pipa, you will immediately urge it, up to the eighty grandmother, down to the eighteenth little sister......"

I scolded in my heart, but my face pretended to be unfathomable, and at the same time smiled modestly: "Exaggerated and exaggerated, ashamed and ashamed, in fact, the age range of the person I chat with is sixteen to sixty years old." ”

Wang Teng's face was suddenly full of envy: "Brother Ghost, you are really good!" ”

"Actually, you can too." I smiled and said, "Do you want to ask Pepper out and then go to the hotel to open a room and take a shower?" ”

"Brother ghost, don't you joke?" Wang Teng suddenly shook his hands: "I can't, I can't." ”

"You go to Q first, and I'll teach you how to ask her out." I laughed proudly.

"Really?" Wang Teng looked at me very suspiciously, drank all the beer in the cup, took out his mobile phone and logged in to QQ, then found Xiao Pepper's avatar, clicked out the dialog box, hesitated for a moment, and handed me the mobile phone: "Brother ghost, you come on." ”

"No, I said, you can just type." I said it seriously, and I swear, even when I was swaggering, my expression was never so strict.

Wang Teng was about to speak, but he suddenly burped, immediately smiled apologetically, stopped talking, put his fingers on the screen, and was ready to type.

"Shanfeng, I'm Shangang, how are the 1,000 rounds of ammunition prepared over there?" I said slowly.

"What?" Wang Teng said in shock: "What thousand bullets? ”

"If you want to type, what do you ask so much?" The fat man slapped Wang Teng on the back of the head.

"You don't have to ask so much, the mountain people have their own tricks." I chuckled.

Wang Teng hesitated and didn't type, and in desperation, the fat man and I could only have two more beers with him, and this time, he was dizzy and typed this paragraph directly on his mobile phone.

After a while, the sound of tick tick tick sounded, and there was a reply from Pepper's side.

Little Pepper: Brother Teng, what are you talking about?

Yes, it seems that it has successfully aroused Pepper's curiosity, and the next step is to make up the story.

Big cucumber (Wang Teng's nickname is really down/stream, it's too unsuing, I'm bah!) ): Oh my God, I sent the wrong message, it's okay, it's okay, I'm kidding somebody else.

Pepper: Tell me, what the hell is going on?

Big Cucumber: If I sue you, you're in trouble.

Pepper: If you don't say anything, I'll ignore you again.

Big Cherkin: Okay, then you must not sue others, and, after I told you, remember to delete the QQ information as soon as possible, and delete one for every one you see, so as not to be known by the police.

When he said this, Wang Peng couldn't help but ask me: "What does the deletion of QQ information have to do with the police?" ”

I smiled and replied, "I don't have a dime to do with the police, but that's what matters." ”

But I'm laughing secretly in my heart.,Even if it has a relationship.,This kind of thing is under the control of the National Security Bureau.,And,If you really want to say something about a big rebellion or conspiracy to rebel.,Naturally, there will be keyword filtering.,And then automatically included in the monitoring system.,At that time,There's still a hairy use for you to delete chat messages.,People go directly to the number jΓΉ library to read.。

Little Pepper: So strict?

Gherkin: Actually, I'm an agent of the National Dragon Group, and this time I came to Star City mainly to track down a few terrorists, and I learned that they like to play the journey game, so I soaked in the game every day, and after getting acquainted with them in the game, I inadvertently revealed that I was an arms dealer, as long as I connected with them, I could break into them, and then wipe them out.

Little Pepper: Brother Teng, I don't read much, don't lie to me.

Big Cucumber: What district are you in Star City?

Little Pepper: Qingxiu District, what's wrong?

Gherkin: Which way?

Little Pepper: Huaqiang Road.

Big Cucumber: Ten minutes later, there will be ten police cars passing by Huaqiang Road, I won't tell you first, if you see the police car in ten minutes, you will give me a message.

Speaking of which, I immediately called Ling Feng, and Ling Feng didn't ask the reason, he agreed with a smile, it was just ten police cars passing by, it was really a trivial matter.

I drank a few more glasses of wine with Wang Peng, and ten minutes later, the sound of Dididi's message sounded.

Pepper: There are really police cars passing by, oh my God, Brother Teng, are you really an agent?

Big Cherkin: Still.

Pepper: What do you mean?

Gherkins: Because this mission is in danger of failing, I'll be expelled if it fails. I must be accompanied by a female companion so that the other party will not be suspicious, but my companion is still blocking on the Xingyue Expressway.

Pepper: What should I do?

Big Cucumber: Originally, I was going to rent a female companion temporarily, but I was afraid that they would do bad things, so I was in trouble, you know, I chased these criminals for more than half a year.

Pepper: What does your female partner need to do?

Big Cucumber: It's very simple, just accompany me to the warehouse and then you can leave.

Pepper: So, do you think I can do it?

Big Cherkin: No, absolutely not, I can't let you take the risk.

Pepper: Didn't you say there was no danger?

Big Cherkin: It's not dangerous.

Pepper: Just let me go.

Big Cucumber: Well, okay then, let's go to the Sedum Hotel first, and by the way, tell you something related.

Pepper: Okay.

Wang Teng looked at me with a dull expression: "That's it?" ”

"That's it!"

Actually, I didn't expect things to be so smooth, there were originally a variety of follow-up methods, but none of them were used, what's wrong? Don't today's girls even have such a sense of prevention?

I didn't bother to think about it so much, paid the bill and left, called a car at the door of the hotel and went directly to the Sedum Hotel, opened two rooms with the opposite door, and then sent a message to Xiao Chili, told Wang Teng's room number, and threw Wang Teng into the room, we went out and walked to the opposite side, and watched the situation from the cat's eye.

The fat man suddenly laughed and said, "Brother Ghost, do you want to give Wang Teng a little viagra/brother?" ”

I immediately laughed and scolded: "Grass, that's going to happen." We're just training his guts now and letting him learn how to get along with girls, not letting him learn to rape! ”

About twenty minutes later, a woman in a beige trench coat appeared opposite, with her back to us, and she couldn't see her clearly, but she was in good shape, and the style and fabric of the trench coat were extremely high-end, it seemed that this was a rich man.

The woman knocked for a while, Wang Teng opened the door in a daze, and after the two said a few words at the door, Wang Teng took the woman in.

As soon as the woman entered, she stayed for about three hours, and the fat man and I felt very depressed, and I boredly speculated: "This Wang Teng shouldn't be drunk and messy/sex, and then give this little pepper to the overlord to bow hard, right?" ”

The fat man's speculation is even more outrageous: "It can be inferred from the name of Xiao Chili that she has an extremely pungent personality, and if she doesn't do it, she will resist desperately, and Wang Teng will strangle her to death." ”

"Isn't that going to happen?" I couldn't help but shudder.

"Cut, who knows, if you don't do it, you will kill first and then rape." The fat man said categorically.

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Just as the two were about to go out, the opposite door opened, and the woman in the beige trench coat walked out, and this time we saw her appearance, only to see that she had a beautiful face, almost thirty years old, and between her gestures, the charm of a young woman was vivid. But his face was flushed with spring tides, his face was satisfied, and a black mole the size of a mung bean at the corner of his lips was slightly raised, and his eyebrows and eyes looked left and right with a smile, and then he left quickly.

Softly opened the door, peeked out, and waited for the woman to enter the elevator before we rushed into the opposite room.

When I entered the door, I saw Wang Teng lying on the bed, with his hands on the pillow, naked/exposed upper body, and the lower/half/body covered with a quilt, with an endless aftertaste, and when he saw us coming in, he smashed his lips: "His grandmother's, this thing is much more interesting than masturbation." ”

I glanced at the fat man, and we both saw a deep surprise in each other's eyes, could it be that Wang Teng really had a relationship with Little Pepper? That's a bit of an unreasonable, right?