The one kneeling on the ground at the door was the scholar who fought with us in the alley that day, Shen Yuanning. And what's even more embarrassing is that he actually carries a ...... on his back A bundle of firewood.

As soon as he saw me and the fat man, he struggled and clasped his fists at us: "Brother Chen, Brother Wang, Xiaosheng is polite." ”

Me: "......" Fat Man: Is it necessary for the "......" to be so dull in the way of greeting?

The fat man walked up to him and patted him on the shoulder: "I said brother, my family is not short of firewood, what do you mean by carrying a bundle of wood to give gifts, if you want to give some shark fin bird's nest or something." ”

was slapped by the fat man, Shen Yuanning was stunned, and then shook his head and said: Brother Wang's words are wrong, Xiaosheng is in the legacy of the ancient sages, and he came to ask the two Dao brothers for their guilt. After speaking, he took out a piece of firewood from the back and handed it to the fat man: "It's just a cheap body, and I hope that Brother Wang will punish him." ”

I looked at the scholar with glasses and laughs, and made a fuss, it turned out that the scholar was quite guilty. This scholar is too stupid to read, and even the way to ask for sin is like this...... Ancientry.

The fat man took the wooden stick from Shen Yuanning's hand, turned his head and asked me, "Is he asking me to beat him?" ”

I nodded, theoretically so.

Then, before I came back to my senses, the fat man went up with a wooden stick and grabbed Shen Yuanning and beat him severely, and I was still standing there dumbfounded after the fat man beat me.

After the fat man finished beating me, he panted and said to me: "Haisheng, you see, you used to always say that I was cheap. I said earlier, there are a lot of people who are cheaper than me, no, there are still people who are automatically sent to the door to be beaten. It's the first time I've grown up and met someone with such a hobby. ”

The crow flew over my head, black lines full of black lines across my skull

"Fatty, people are asking for forgiveness for their crimes, why don't you have any strength at all."

The fat man was surprised: "What, what kind of crime, isn't he itchy and let me beat him?"

Me: "......" is really speechless about this living treasure, has he read all the books he has read over the years to Niu Niu? .

"Fatty, you go back and review this article, a text that elementary school students understand, you actually told me that you don't know." I glared at him, and hurriedly went up to help Shen Yuanning up and apologize to him.

"I'm sorry, the fat man is not sensible, and he has wronged you."

Shen Yuanning wiped the blood from his nose, waved his hand at me and said, "No, no, no, son, I don't know, I know my happiness." ”

I "......" to be honest, it was the first time I saw someone being beaten so happy, and I said that I was very happy, and I really learned a lot.

I helped Shen Yuanning into the Zen Yi Hall, and the fat man was holding a wooden stick outside and muttering to himself: "It's strange, is it very comfortable to beat people with firewood?" As he spoke, he lifted the firewood in his hand and pressed it his forehead.

Outcome...... Naturally, it was the screams of crying father and mother.

As soon as Shen Yuanning sat down, he arched his hand at the two of us and said, "Xiaosheng is here to ...... this time."

"Speak the Language"

"I was wrong last time, and I'm here to apologize to you this time." Shen Yuanning Shanshan smiled and said embarrassedly.

Before I could wave my hand, the fat man went up and gave Shen Yuanning a bear hug.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's a good boy to change your mistakes, the masses will give you a chance, Brother Qiang, I will also give you this opportunity." There is a feeling of not fighting, not acquaintance, and sympathizing with each other.

But...... It seems that the person who was hurt the most in the last incident was me. Nima's, fat man, you unreliable goods are being polite to me, I didn't even speak.

In my contemptuous eyes, the fat man smiled: "What, you speak, I'll shut up." ”

I coughed, turned to Shen Yuanning and said, "Forget it, I can't blame you for what happened last time, after all, you don't know anything." However, I am curious why you have the righteousness of Confucianism and the magic of Taoism. ”

Shen Yuanning pondered for a moment: "This matter ......"

"Speaking of people" This time it was the fat man who roared, and he couldn't stand Shen Yuanning's sour breath.

"Ahem, it's very long to say, and for a while, Yuan Ning doesn't know where to start." Shen Yuanning explained

I asked him again which Taoist sect he belonged to. He pondered for a while, and told me: "Under the sect of Xu Zu, the twenty-seventh generation disciple of Jingming Dao, the upper and lower Fa is wide, and the word is Yuanning. ”

"Oh" When Shen Yuanning said his teacher's inheritance, I was surprised. He was actually born in the Pure Ming Dao.

Jingming Dao, also known as Jingming Loyalty and Filial Piety, was founded by Xu Xunzhen, a monk of the Eastern Han Dynasty. Its teachings are integrated with the teachings of Confucianism, and unlike other Taoisms, it emphasizes getting rid of the seven emotions and six desires. The Pure Enlightenment Dao is entered from the layman, and the doctrine respected is the word loyalty and filial piety. Jingmingdao believes that if a person is disloyal to the country, unfilial to his parents, or abandons his six relatives and escapes into the empty door, he is disloyal and unjust, and such a person is completely unqualified to cultivate the Tao.

There is a proverb in Taoism, the earliest enlightenment is the dragon and tiger, and the person who governs the world is pure and bright. This sentence not only determines the status of the Pure Ming Dao in Taoism, but also shows that the doctrine of the Pure Enlightenment is unique and unmatched.

It's just that although the Pure Ming Dao integrates the Confucian way, I have seen many disciples of the Pure Ming before, and none of them are like Shen Yuanning.

"I take the liberty of asking, can you tell me the name of the respected teacher" As soon as he finished speaking, the fat man pushed me with his elbow.

"You're stupid, have you forgotten that the Taoist three don't ask?"

Only then did I remember that I seemed to have crossed the line, and it seemed that I had asked something I shouldn't have asked. In the past, there were some unwritten rules that were passed down in Taoism. For example, as soon as they meet, they will ask Sanqing to determine whether they are Taoist or Fajiao. Then he will ask: Where is the blood dripping from the three mountains of Taoist friends, where is the teacher, and what are the words up and down. At this time, the other party will tell him Qingshan, Qingshui, Qingyu, which hide the poems of Sanqing Hidden Language, where the blood is dropped, it is recorded in which sect, what words are up and down, and it is to ask how many generations are ranked in the sect. For example, Shen Yuanning, who is in the upper and lower fa, and in the middle is the source generation, according to the ranking of Jingming's generation, he is the disciple of the twenty-seventh generation of Jingming Dao.

Second, there is an unwritten rule, that is, the fat man says three don't ask.

I don't ask about teachers, I don't ask about longevity, I don't ask about mundane things. The ignorance of the teacher here is not that the Taoist priest comes from, but that he cannot inquire about the situation of the elders of other people's sects at will, and he must not inquire into the secrets of other sects at will. If you don't even ask the sect, then the rule of where the blood drops from the first three mountains will not be true.

Although it is said that with the passage of time, few people follow these rules. But according to Shen Yuanning's old-fashioned personality, I'm afraid he still cares about these red tape etiquette, so the fat man pushed me with his elbow and reminded me not to ask any more.

Shen Yuanning shook his head and said apologetically: "It's not that Yuan Ning is unwilling to say it, but the family teacher once warned Yuan Ning that he must not reveal his name to outsiders when Hongchen is refining his heart." Therefore, please forgive Brother Chen and Brother Wang. When fate comes, I'm sure the two of you will know. ”

"Come on, come on, we are not interested in knowing who your master is, but you don't want to call Brother Chen on the left and Brother Wang on the right. I sound weird, obviously neither of us have "breasts", you still have a "chest", "chest", don't bother you. The fat man plucked his ears and said impatiently

"And what should I call ......?"

The fat man pointed at me and then at himself and said, "Call him Haisheng, call me Weiqiang, you can call me fat if you like." ”

Shen Yuanning arched his hand and said, "Since that's the case......"

"Speak human ......," I interrupted in unison with the fat man.

Shen Yuanning shrugged his shoulders and said, "Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, Haisheng, you and Brother Qiang have forgiven me, then my heart will be at ease." ”

"Well, and then?" The fat man asked

"And then, no"

The fat man asked, "Not really." ”

Shen Yuanning shook his head blankly: "No, right?" ”

The fat man grinned and said, "You are really not interesting, no matter what you say, you have to invite us to the restaurant to rub it off." This apology, is there such a dishonesty as you?"

The fat man is very thick-skinned, and he beats snakes with sticks.

I hurriedly went up and covered the fat man's mouth, smiled at Shen Yuanning and said, "I'm sorry, the fat man's mouth is so damaged, don't care." ”

Shen Yuanning shook his head: "I didn't bring any money." No next time. ”

Me: "......" is serious.

didn't stay long, Shen Yuanning was ready to say goodbye and leave,

Before leaving, he turned to me again and said, "Haisheng, there is something I don't know whether to say or not." ”

I said, "If you have anything to say, just say it, don't babble." ”

Shen Yuanning nodded at this time, and solemnly warned me: "The scientific examination will be in a few days, you have to be careful when you go back to school." ”

Confused, I asked him, "Why is that?" ”

"The news of you and Yao Yirong spread in the school, and many of Yao Yirong's followers formed an anti-"sheng" alliance, determined to drive you, a filthy pervert, away from Yao Yirong, and never let you defile the pure goddess in their minds. After finishing speaking, Shen Yuanning turned around and prepared to leave.

Suddenly, he turned around again, and there was a bleak state of wind and cold, and the strong man was gone

"In a word, on the day of the scientific expedition, you have to take care."

Me: "......" filthy pervert, is it necessary to bark so badly? Moreover, Yao Yirong is a girl...... When did it step alongside purity.

The fat man hid aside and laughed: "You are miserable, I will see what you will do on the day of the scientific expedition." ”

I rolled my eyes, what can I do, it's a big deal not to take this rotten scientific exam.

That being said, I really wouldn't dare to do that. Although I can't go back to school often, I have to take the scientific examination, otherwise I won't graduate from the university, and my tuition fees in the past few years will be in vain.

But...... I was far from expecting that the seriousness of the matter was beyond my expectations, and I also underestimated the charm of Yao Yirong's hot girl.

On the day of the scientific expedition, when the fat man and I walked into the school calmly, we immediately had a big deal.