As soon as the fat man and I came to Boss Liu's house, we naturally put the problem on feng shui, but ignored that antiques can also be troublesome.

Yes, it's not surprising that antiques are haunted. If an antique is a burial object in the ancient tomb, and the ancient tomb has given birth to a spirit body for some special reasons, once the antique is out of the tomb, the spirit body in the ancient tomb will attach to the antique and leave the tomb with the antique unearthed. If an antique has been sacrificed, it is in a temple, or it is a weapon of an ancient soldier, then it is not surprising that the owner dreams of ghosts or soldiers. Even if there are statues of gods and Buddhas, human-shaped wood and stones, and even wood and stones that resemble animals, there are sometimes ghosts and spirits in them, and if they are obtained, they will be haunted by people in a big or small way.

But what was this urn used to do? The best way to find out what was going on is to know where the urn came from and what it was used for.

I asked Yuanqiu to call Boss Liu, pointed to the urn and asked him, "Where did this ancient urn come from?" ”

Boss Liu replied without thinking: "You said that this urn was bought by me from a friend for tens of thousands of yuan." ”

When further inquiring about the origin of the urn, Boss Liu said that the urn was from Miao Village, Guizhou, and after a friend brought it back, Boss Liu saw that he liked it and turned it around for double the price.

Hearing this, it dawned on me that the problem really was with this ancient urn.

Boss Liu, Yuan Qiu, and the fat man were all puzzled, and couldn't figure out what was so magical about this urn.

I asked Boss Liu to take down this ancient urn, and then let the fat man smell it, what does it smell like.

The fat man leaned his nose in and took a few breaths, muttering to himself, "There is the smell of snakes, the smell of herbs, and the smell of centipedes and the like." ”

"Miao Jiang Gu Cultivator ......" The fat man also seemed to understand the mystery, and immediately exclaimed.

I nodded, it was Gu. This urn comes from the land of a small number of famous Miao people, since ancient times, the most mysterious Miao people are Gu people. If my guess is correct, the previous owner of this urn was a Gu master of the Miao tribe. The ones raised in it are also some snakes, insects, rats, ants and the like. After the Gu master died, this Gu went through several twists and turns and came into the hands of Boss Liu.

Although the owner is not there, after years of countless poisonous insects fighting in this urn, the aura of insects has already been formed. And this urn is placed in the direction of the five ghosts in the room. Boss Liu's family has nightmares every night and is bitten by snakes and insects, presumably the insect spirit in the urn is at work.

This is an unknown side of Kanyu, and although it has nothing to do with Feng Shui, its threat is greater than that of ordinary Feng Shui.

"It turns out that this thing is playing tricks, no wonder I can't find the root cause after looking for so long, it has nothing to do with feng shui at all." The fat man grinned

As soon as Boss Liu heard that this urn was so dangerous, he immediately opened the window, took out the urn and smashed it.

"Don't," the fat man and I stopped in unison.

"What, this urn isn't worth a few bucks. It's better to smash it than to stay in this world and harm people," Boss Liu thought that we were distressed about the value of this urn.

"It's not a question of whether it's worth the money, it's that you can't smash it like this." The fat man dug his nostrils and said, "If you smash this urn like this, I'm afraid that the insect spirit will not only not disappear, but will also attach to other places in your house and wait for you to take revenge." ”

Boss Liu hesitated for a while and asked the fat man: "Then the fat master, what should you do?" ”

The fat man said: "The best way is to use the talisman to imprison the insect spirit inside, and then clean it with pomelo leaves, and the emperor can slowly wear out the poisonous insect breath remaining in the urn." ”

If you are an ordinary person, you may say, take dog blood and chicken blood or something like that, or put it in the sun to get it. But this way...... To put it bluntly, it would only be a half-asser to come up with it. Some antiques attached to them by spirits are not only not afraid of blood, but will become more and more fierce after seeing the smell of blood. For example, this urn, it used to be a Gu, and if you put blood into it, I am afraid that not only will it not be able to subdue the poisonous insects, but it will also stimulate his ferocity. As for putting it in the sun and using yang energy to wear out yin energy, this is a good way. But this will lose the value of a cultural relic, and the weather is not up to you, the sun will naturally rain when it comes out. Placing something with aura outside the house is also easy to provoke other spirits to stay in it, and when the wolf is gone, the tiger that may be fiercer than the wolf is provoked again.

The best way to deal with it is what the fat man said, first imprison the insect spirit with a charm to make it unable to do anything, then clean it with pomelo leaves, and then use the five emperors to suppress it.

As we all know, grapefruit leaves are originally used to ward off evil spirits and purify filth. Even when we Taoist priests draw talismans and worship gods, we must first wash our hands with grapefruit leaves. The five emperor coins are the copper coins minted during the five most prosperous emperors of the Qing Dynasty, such as Shunzhi, Kangxi, Yongzheng, Qianlong, and Jiaqing. The outer circle represents the sky, and the inner square hole represents the earth. Gathering the power of the three talents of heaven, earth and man, and supporting the prosperity of the five emperors, it is to block evil, turn into villains, and it is also a thing that drives away yin and yang. With the Zhiyang Emperor of the Five Emperor Money, it is naturally easy to dissolve the insect qi.

The fat man drew a charm, burned it in the urn, imprisoned the insect qi inside, and instructed Boss Liu to put the five emperor coins in the urn to purify the insect spirit.

But after Boss Liu heard this, he waved his hand again and again and said, "I don't dare to ask for this thing, if you want it, I'll give it to you." ”

I talked to the fat man, what's the use of you sending this thing to us, we are not collectors, and we don't raise Gu, isn't it a waste to give it to us.

"I want it, give it to me." At this time, Yuan Qiu took the urn with both hands, and then smiled at us.

I also smiled lightly and nodded, Yuan Qiu did this, which was very deep. If it were for me and the fat man, I would definitely not take this urn, after all, it is not my own thing and I deserve it. But if we don't take it, Boss Liu, a businessman, will inevitably be suspicious.

You keep saying it's okay, but I don't want to send it to you, saying that there are no ghosts, who believes it.

So. Yuan Qiu took it over at this time, and just right to relieve us of the embarrassment, and at the same time won the favor of Boss Liu, so that he could get rid of this hot taro, which can really be described as killing two birds with one stone.

Sure enough, after Yuan Qiu took over this hot taro, Boss Liu's attitude towards him also changed greatly, and the next thing was some polite words in the business field.

The fat man and I couldn't get used to the businessman's behavior, so we ran out and let the two people in the room giggle and get in touch.

It didn't take long for Boss Liu to come out with a full face, and as soon as he came out, he took out a check from his arms and handed it to me and the fat man.

"Boss Liu, you still give it to us after a while, after making sure that you don't have any more nightmares." I didn't take the check from Boss Liu. Let him give it to Yuan Qiu after making sure that he is okay, and then let Yuan Qiu hand it over to us.

After solving the problem, the three of us pushed off Boss Liu's dinner and walked out of his house.

On the way, I asked Yuanqiu suspiciously: "Do you really dare to take this urn back, aren't you afraid that we just lied to Boss Liu?" ”

Yuan Qiu laughed, patted his chest, and only said five words: "I believe in you." ”

"By the way, Brother Viagra, this is for you" Yuan Qiu took out a card from his pocket and handed it to the fat man.

The fat man stared at the card for a long time and asked Yuan Qiu, "What is this?" ”

Yuan Qiu scratched his head and said: "This is the card of the flower shop, I took one there in my father's name, and with this card in the future, you can pick flowers in the flower shop at will, without money." But there is a limit, you can only take ten bunches a month, and you can't do more. ”

After Yuan Qiu's words were finished, I instantly improved my impression of him in my heart. To be precise, it is to admire his skill in doing things. The fat man likes Si Lijing, which is a well-known thing in the whole school, and the fat man occasionally complains that he has no money to send flowers to Si Lijing. Now that Yuan Qiu is sending this card, it is undoubtedly to do what he likes, to be satisfied, and there is no such cliché as sending money directly.

"Haha, buddy, that's kind of interesting." The fat man laughed happily.

Yuanqiu Burma said: "Actually, it doesn't mean anything. ”

"It's not interesting, then next time you remember to give me the whole interesting portion" The fat man raised his eyebrows and said obscenely

"Eh," Yuan Qiu's face flushed at the fat man's words: "What, I remembered that my mother cooked soup and waited for me to go back to drink it, so I won't send you first." Frightened, he fled.

I looked at Yuanqiu's figure running away, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

In the past, when the fat man and I followed Uncle Qingsong to the rich people's house to run errands, those sycophants and gift-recipients would always come to such a paragraph.

The recipient frowned: "What do you mean by that." ”

The giver was so frightened that he hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't get me wrong, I don't mean anything." ”

"You're not a good man."

"Where, where, that's just what it means."

"I'm embarrassed by that."

"Don't be disgusted, it's just a trivial matter."

"Then I'm just embarrassed,"

"It should be, it should be."

A sentence with a thousand interpretations of the meaning completely interprets the unfathomable profundity of Chinese classical culture, which makes me, a scholar, sigh to myself, and almost want to go to the street to buy a piece of tofu and die of it.

Every time I heard a similar conversation with the fat man, the lumps of flesh would get a skin, and the stomach and intestines would roll, which was simply a turmoil in the internal organs, and the nausea was unbearable.

After that, whenever someone gave a gift to Uncle Qingsong or gave something to the fat man, every time someone said to the fat man: In fact, this is just a small meaning, and when there is nothing interesting, the fat man will go to the peak of the sword, and after accepting it, he will not take the usual road to say: "Then you remember to have a meaningful sprinkle next time." "The thickness of the skin is very embarrassing, and usually the giver is so embarrassed that he blushes and runs away.

Therefore, the fat man just now definitely didn't intend to let Yuan Qiu eat deflated, he did it on purpose. Who made him meet the fat man, a living treasure who doesn't take the usual path, but this living treasure can't get used to the routine of the shopping mall, and likes disgusting people the most.

When the fat man and I were about to return to the Zen Yi Hall, we saw a bustling crowd at the door, and everyone gathered there, pointing at the Zen Yi Hall.

The two of us broke through the crowd of onlookers and saw someone who was not quite familiar. Suddenly, the expressions of me and the fat man also became laughing and crying.

Big brother, what are you doing, is it necessary to do this?