Chapter 51: Let's Have a Grand Wedding (Thanks to Sister Lily's Poisoned Milk)

Jiang Yuebai, female, claims to be a professional wedding planner and a deputy profession is a pastor.

Mo Lu, female, claims to be a senior wedding planner, and her secondary profession is sword casting.

Two professional planners who claim to be planning tens of thousands of weddings in the future come together to plan the most extravagant wedding for their best sisters.

"That ghost over there told you that the eighteen swords on both sides should be in order of height and shortness, Jiang Yuebai, don't kill chickens with my Bibo sword. The swordsmith girl said in an extremely lazy tone.

"That chicken essence over there! I'm short of a dozen chicken legs, so you can borrow me two! I'll throw you a great holy light spell and there will be nothing to do! And the rose spirit over there asked me to pluck two flowers!" "Obviously a priest, but a very skilled girl with a knife, chased a dozen goblins all over the place.

As a professional wet nurse, as long as you have a head that can breathe, she can bring your milk back in time. But if there is no head, because there is no place to hit the stick, Jiang Yuebai is also powerless.

But ah, these goblins are not conscious at all, obviously a great holy light technique can not only restore the damaged limbs, but also make the body stronger, and the more seriously injured, the higher the promotion, it is obvious that such an improvement is not sensitive to all goblins.

So when Yu Lei and Zhao Ling came to the abandoned factory building a few days ago, what they saw was the newly renovated Han and Tang Dynasty retro courtyard pavilions, as well as the scene of real chickens flying and dogs jumping.

Essence of chicken, peacock essence, pigeon essence, octopus essence, husky essence, wolf essence, goose essence, bear essence, salted fish essence, rose essence, repeater essence······ and so on, dozens of varieties of spirits were chased around by a girl who looked to be about twenty years old.

In addition, there are also the floating ghosts that put long swords into a sword formation.

“······ What is this?" It is clear that Yu Lei is not mentally prepared for the current situation, although he can see what is happening.

First of all, the rather lazy-looking girl in the sword-forging costume was directing hundreds of ghosts to set up the scene, although the scene was full of swords, guns, swords, halberds, and it didn't look like a wedding at all, but a school field.

As for the girl who jumped out of the way with a staff in her left hand and a knife in her right······ Judging from the words in his mouth and the wounds on those goblins, he probably cooked, right?

"Sister Yuebai, I haven't seen you for many days, and your sword skills have regressed again!"

Just as Yu Lei was stunned and watching a battle royale between predators and prey, a bold and familiar voice came out.

Looking back, I saw Li Qifu jumping into the middle in a chef's robe, the ruler-long kitchen knife in his hand flew up and down for a burst of illusory images, countless stumps and broken arms raised in the air, chicken wings, duck legs, bear paws, octopus whiskers, wolf hearts, dog barking, beef offal, pig five flowers······ And so on in the air leg hair, stains, washing, water, cut.

"God Eater III - Three-Split Meat Knife!"

Immediately after that, Li Qifu yelled, and all the cut ingredients were guided by a gravitational force towards the back of the courtyard, which seemed to be a kitchen.

"This trick is called [God of Food, Wanton - Quartet Back to the Pot!]"

And those goblins who have lost a certain part of their body are all as if they have been frozen, and they maintain a posture of running away with a panicked face, for example, Yu Lei saw that the husky who was only missing two legs still maintained a running posture suspended in the air, and there was a faint layer of frost on the broken leg, and the husky's face also showed surprise······ Strange expression?.

The husky with his tongue hanging out from the corner of his mouth did not have a frightened expression, but was curious about the situation in which he could not feel the front and back legs and no pain in his body at all, but was floating in the air.

Moreover, Li Qifu's three-division meat knife also has the function of massaging ingredients on the back of the knife, so many goblins now should essentially be in a comfortable state of "good hi oh ~ I feel that my life has reached a climax ~ I feel that my life has reached its peak ~".

However, any normal goblin will not feel comfortable in this situation, after all, the situation of a leg being cut off alive will make the goblin scared, even if it is painless and comfortable!

Especially the boar demon in front of me has only a head, a skeleton and a skin!

Look! It's still panting!

"This is called [God of Food Realm - Freshness!]"

Jiang Yuebai saw that Li Qifu had handled these ingredients neatly, and while running over excitedly, he threw the blue wave sword that looked like a knife, and then raised his scepter and yelled cutely: "Look at my Great Holy Light Technique!"

“Duang!Duang!Duang!Duang!Duang!Duang!Duang!Duang!Duang!······”

Jiang Yuebai showed resolute eyes, like a pure white phantom sweeping the audience, and when Yu Lei didn't see anything clearly, the audience resounded one after another "DuangDuang", making him feel like he was on the set of a shampoo commercial.

Immediately afterwards, the goblins who were frozen in the field began to shine dazzlingly, making Yu Lei think that he had arrived at the scene of a holster special camera again.

In the end, in the process of the light gradually disappearing, Yu Lei saw that the bodies of those goblins were restored to their original state, the fur color was bright, except for a few who were still glowing, the other goblins were rejuvenated, although a big bag was bulged on the head, but after being blessed by the Holy Light Technique, the whole demon would get a certain sublimation.

Although this will be of great help to transform in the future, all the demons are grateful for this, and say that in the future, they will "cherish the demon life and stay away from the priest!"

"Duang~Duang~" However, there is still a goblin that is still being cast by Jiang Yuebai, in Yu Lei's perspective, the pig's head bulged with a lot of big bags, and at the same time, many crystal white silk threads began to appear on the wild boar's skin, slowly wrapping the pig demon and leaving only one head, which was constantly knocked by Jiang Yuebai like a wooden fish.

Li Qifu put the ruler-long kitchen knife back into the sharkskin scabbard, and greeted Yu Lei, who had been standing at the door for a long time: "Yo, fish!

"Hmmm······" Yu Lei was just about to answer Li Qifu's words, but he was suddenly pushed away and hit the door frame on the side.

"Hey, Sister Lily, you're here!" Jiang Yuebai didn't care about Yu Lei, who was pushed away by herself, but waved enthusiastically to the woman not far away.

Yu Lei rubbed his old waist with Zhao Ling's support, and looked not far away along everyone's line of sight, and found a fairy-like woman walking slowly, she had burgundy hair and brown eyes, dressed in the crown dress of the princes decorated with stars, revealing a trace of nobility and elegance in her laziness.

The woman who walked slowly seemed to have stepped on something, took a step back slightly, gently waved the sandalwood folding fan in her hand, and a colorful octagonal crystal floated out of the soil, slowly fading away the original mud stains in the air to show its original appearance.

"Wow, Sister Lily, you have picked up the Sacred Colorful Crystal again!" Jiang Yuebai threw herself towards the woman named Lily and threw herself into her arms.

For such a mysterious girl, Yu Lei rose a certain curiosity from his heart. So he reactivated the pentahedron that was integrated into his body, and began to use the practical life skill that although it was called [Salted Fish's Harm Horizon], it was actually the "pentahedron's" own exploration function.

[The European Emperor's human body of "Single Extraction Miracle, Ten Consecutive Treasures" automatically evades any ranged attacks, and the initiator of the melee attack on the target will inevitably experience an accident. 】

"Is this world just me a salted fish?" Yu Lei thought so sadly and indignantly in his heart, and then unbelievably threw the detection function to the girl whose name was not clear when he had just met.

[The lazy girl swordsmith is actually a successful assassin that no one knows about, and has the legendary experience of assassinating the army in the midst of the army. 】

[A priest girl with melee ability MAX, she can make you experience life to death and back from the dead with a stick, and has no resistance to food.] 】

Knowing his true identity and gaining a huge increase in his ability, and knowing the most fundamental secret of this world, the two surprises together should have been a bigger surprise.

But why, why, exactly? Why are all the big guys around you? Why is it always yourself who is the weakest chicken!

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PS: Hahahaha, Sister Lily, I'm not afraid of your poisonous milk, I wrote you in, you can't milk yourself to death, so I don't have to worry about being milked to death!