Chapter 52: Come to this cruel world
"Alas, I've been picking up this kind of thing lately, Xiao Yuebai can take it if you want it, anyway, I can't summon anything I want recently. Looking at Jiang Yuebai wrapped around herself, Lily didn't care about putting the saint crystal she picked up in her hand.
Li Qifu, who watched this scene, saw his eyelids jumping next to him, although he had always heard that this was the Emperor of Europe, but what the hell was it that he casually picked up a saint crystal that summoned ancient heroes when he went out? And he didn't care so much?
As for what can be summoned recently, Li Qifu can still know one or two with the "celery divination method", now at this point in time and space, about the active period of the gods of the underworld, you must know that the gods of the underworld are all strong, although they may not be summoned out of the body, but the doppelganger or something can make people jealous of the separation of the quality wall.
"Alas~" Li Qifu let out an African sigh, and then adjusted his mood and started to get down to business, "Okay, Jiang Yuebai quickly wipe his saliva and follow me to the back kitchen, even if Africans have saint crystals, they are just summoning ghosts from the underworld, you see that there are dozens of ghosts floating like a haunted house here by strangers, and I don't care about you anymore."
Don't overdo it, I'm talking about you! This is a wedding! You have so many ghosts come out, and you have thrown away all the swords you haven't sold for so many years, do you want to build a sword shrine here?
Even if you want to build a sword mound, please wait for the wedding to be over, right?
And you, Lily, you don't need to help if you're a guest, please come into the house quickly, I'm afraid that if you stay a little longer, it will rain Saint Quartz here, and then you won't be able to hide it, and the enchantment can't stop those little demons from going crazy about these things.
Okay, okay, don't dangle in front of my eyes, I want to rob you!
In the end, Yuebai dragged the boar demon who was transforming to the side, then dug a pit and threw it in, and added a few more Holy Light Techniques to him, who failed to quantify the transformation!"
As Li Qifu spoke, a meteor crossed the sky and gently smashed into Lily's palm. - Another Saint Quartz!
Li Qifu covered his face and forcibly endured his evil thoughts of wanting to rob, and hurriedly beckoned Lily into the house, asking her to wait honestly for the wedding to start, and stop hanging out with nothing to do.
Lily looked at Li Qifu's tangled expression and smiled proudly, then covered her face with a folding fan and walked slowly towards the main hall.
This scene was seen by Yu Lei, and he couldn't help but be a little stunned, after all, the girlish temperament wearing the costumes of the princes and kings of the Han Dynasty was something Yu Lei had never seen.
Maybe Gongsun Xuanyuan has it in his memory, but Yu Lei's current memory does not have such an image, the lazy and elegant woman walks slowly like the person in the painting, which makes Yu Lei's waist hurt a little while watching from the side.
Looking down, Yu Lei found that Zhao Ling, who was wrapping his arms around his hands, was looking up and smiling at him, while one of her hands was twisting the soft flesh on Yu Lei's waist.
Sure enough, this is a necessary skill for every girl, and Yu Lei also made the common mistake of every straight man. - Staring at another woman in front of his girlfriend.
Although Yu Lei's mistake this time was different from Lily's temperament, and the reason why people didn't dare to look at it directly, when Zhao Ling shyly hugged Yu Lei's arm after helping Yu Lei up, Yu Lei was still staring at Lily, which was a bit excessive.
"Heh~ man!" Jiang Yuebai on the side glanced at Yu Lei with disdain, then mocked at Yu Lei with contempt, and then turned his head with contempt.
"Hmph!" With a cold snort of contempt at the end, Jiang Yuebai directly dragged the tail left by the wild boar demon outside the cocoon and walked to the back kitchen, but in the process of dragging, the face that had not yet been wrapped in the cocoon plowed a blood mark on the ground.
Although Yu Lei is confused, even if a straight man is like him, he knows that the most important thing now is to appease his girlfriend.
So Yu Lei directly pulled his arm out of Zhao Ling's material but not huge twin peaks, took Zhao Ling into his arms, and whispered affectionately in her ear: "I'm sorry, Ling'er, I just saw that the eldest sister Lily just now was so lucky, so I took two more looks."
You know, I've spent all my life trying to meet you. ”
Although Yu Lei has not experienced any ups and downs of love in his memory, nor has he had any sweet words, who called Yu Lei's ontology "Gongsun Xuanyuan", the legendary Gongsun Xuanyuan who "soared with three thousand royal maids".
And in this world, Gongsun Xuanyuan really has three thousand girlfriends, so after knowing the news from Tong Zhao, Li Qifu was not surprised why Yu Lei was so skilled, he just coughed dissatisfiedly at Yu Lei's behavior of distributing dog food in public.
"Ahem!"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem!"
"Ahem, cough, cough!"
For couples who are in love and snuggling up to each other, don't say you have a dissatisfied cough, it's useless for you to cough out your lungs!
So, Li Qifu was able to suppress his anger and patted Yu Lei on the shoulder, and then said disdainfully: "If you come, do some work, otherwise it will be bad to wait for the newcomer to come to the scene and make it look like a haunted house." ”
After speaking, Li Qifu looked at Molu who didn't know where to move a rocking chair and lay lazily on it.
Molu, who was stared at like this, was not embarrassed in the slightest, and shook the rocking chair twice, expressing "I didn't want to do this job, but you had to let me find a job to do, so I just found a job that I didn't have to do myself".
Speaking of which, the people here are really magical, and there are so many meanings with a casual movement and look.
For the always lazy comrade Molu, Li Qifu could only reluctantly hand over the task of dressing up the scene to his classmate and former Taoist friend - Yu Lei.
At least his aesthetics are quite normal, the same white veil, for Mo Lu to make out the same fucking as the funeral, it was obviously the materials bought from the wedding company!
So Li Qifu handed over this burden to Yu Lei and Zhao Ling, anyway, couples in love won't mind doing something related to marriage, full of dog food and happiness.
Ahh
"Well, oh~" Yu Lei heard Li Qifu's explanation, and happily agreed to this proposal, and after kissing Zhao Ling reluctantly, he let go of his arms after kissing him lightly.
Then he took Zhao Ling's slender hand and commanded the ghosts: "Listen to you ghosts!
Then I threw these swords, guns, swords, halberds, and all that I wanted, and asked for lanterns, flower petals, and streamers!
You goblins too, flowers and trees are dressed up for me!"
Yu Lei, who has the character of Gongsun Xuanyuan, did not have the slightest jerky when he commanded these goblins and ghosts, and a looming aura of overlord spread out, making these little demons and ghosts who were only four or fifth orders busy in a burst of demon flying ghost jumps.
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You must not want to see it here, and at the same time, I am too lazy to write 10,000 words of wedding decoration details, if you want to see it, find the graphic description of the wedding company's homepage!
You see, I'm not a water at all!
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"Ling'er, what do you say about our wedding in the future. Yu Lei looked at the little demons who were busy under his command, and his restless right hand stopped Zhao Ling's waist.
After all, it is not a normal eighteen-year-old high school student, whether it is Yu Lei's disciple level or Gongsun Xuanyuan's golden total Meng level, after there is no psychological barrier, everything seems so natural and harmonious.
Zhao Ling did not have any aversion to Yu Lei's actions, in fact, when she saw the dress of the wedding on the spot, she had been faintly uneasy in her heart since she participated in this wedding, and Yu Lei's just right comfort was Zhao Ling's best harbor at this time.
Therefore, single readers should take notes, readers in love should remember, for women, verbal comfort is never as useful as action, cold, menstrual cramps, don't say anything "drink more hot water", "drink more brown sugar water", go directly to her house!
Don't say anything about being far away, people abroad, love her and go crazy, work is not a reason, work is just an excuse when you want to experience the taste of love but don't realize that you need to give wholeheartedly.
That's all.
If you really can't, you can fly directly to the hotel for two days when she is sick and uncomfortable, or calculate that she is going to have menstrual cramps, stay in the hotel for two days, and then fly back when she is sick and has menstrual cramps.
Don't mention how you are doing for work when you come back, this kind of thing should be repeatedly explained before flying away, and it is best to foreshadow it in advance.
It costs less than 2,000 yuan, but the performance is very real, and it will make your girlfriend really moved to tears, and by the way, you can also do this on your girlfriend's birthday, but you have to pinch the flight time, remember!
Arrive in the morning, leave at noon, and see your girlfriend in two hours.
Leave immediately after giving the gift, and the WeChat phone can't be stopped!
The same method can also be used to chase girls.,Remember to come back and leave a message and like when you catch up with a girl.。
However, a friendly reminder that deceiving a woman for a period of time is called deception, and deceiving a woman for a lifetime is love. And it's important to never grieve the woman you love, whether you're cheating or not.
Sometimes the world is not gentle, just one person, two people should try to be as good as possible.
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