The comic uncle is still nagging: "Young man, don't worry, my house is much safer than outside, I saw from the Internet, now there are soldiers and corpse brothers in H City, and they are all together, since yesterday, the gunfire outside has not stopped." Instead of running outside and being eaten by an unknown corpse brother, it is better to stay at home in An An's share. Rest assured, I have a lot of food at home, and the running water is not cut off - this water is not from the polluted waterworks, but from another absolutely safe waterworks that supplies water to our area - even the gas has not been cut off. There is food and drink here, you can just stay here, stay up until the army has packed up the corpses, and then we can go out. ”

Bai Xiaofei had to admit that Uncle Comic was reasonable, however, he didn't know why, he had an intuition - although Uncle Comic had no ill will towards himself, he didn't tell the truth to himself - no one is a fool, and no one will pin their safety on a few light bulbs!

Uncle Comic must have something to rely on to dare to live at home, and the vine zombies don't break through the gate and eat themselves and Uncle Comics, it's definitely not because they're afraid of light! Plants rely on photosynthesis to survive, and even if some plants like shade, they are definitely not afraid of sunlight harming them.

This vine corpse brother really wants to come in, an iron security door can't be stopped, its pervasive tentacles, can completely bypass the security door, from the air window, exhaust holes, air conditioning holes and other places to get in!

Uncle Comics, what is he hiding?!

Bai Xiaofei's eyes wandered around, looking for the weapon in his hand - there was an ashtray made of glass on the sofa coffee table, which looked heavy, and it could be smashed on people's heads, and even the skull could be smashed......

With a brush, in the direction of the bathroom next to the living room, a small figure slid over from the tile, and Bai Xiaofei, who was on guard, subconsciously turned his head and almost jumped up from the sofa: "Enterprise, enterprise, enterprise......"

Uncle Comic laughed and said, "It's just a penguin, it scares you, and it's not good to say anything." ”

Bai Xiaofei couldn't cry or laugh: "I'm not scared - anyone who sees a live penguin in the living room will be surprised and incoherent." Good fellow, it's still an emperor penguin, no! It's a king penguin! Uncle, this is an apartment building, not a penguin house in Ocean Park! ”

Uncle Comic shrugged: "What's so strange, this is the prize I got for winning the first prize in an original comic contest on Penguin.com, my name is COCO." Usually I keep it in the refrigerator, this little guy looks cute, but he is too good at eating, and only eats sea fish, the taste is tricky, a little stale fish will not eat, every moonlight in order to buy fish for it, it will cost me a lot of money, I want to give it to Ocean Park. By the way, if you want it, young man, I can give it to you......"

Bai Xiaofei shook his head again and again: "Uncle Xie Lu, but I can't afford it either, I'm just a poor boy with a monthly salary who has paid rent and basically moonshine after eating, where can I afford to raise such a squeamish little guy." Eat fish every day - I don't have that treatment myself. ”

Uncle Comic scratched his head: "Yes, COCO is too picky eater, I can't go out yesterday and can't buy fish, this little guy has run out of food, I tried to give it some dog food and cat food, and even fed it the braised pork I ate, but I didn't eat it." You see how stupid it looks now, it's because he's been hungry all day. --Seriously, lad, don't you really want COCO as a pet? If a young man like you takes a penguin to the streets, it will definitely attract the girl's return rate. ”

Bai Xiaofei smiled dryly and shook his head: "Thank you uncle, I have no experience in raising penguins, and it's terrible to raise them." --Bai Xiaofei was suspicious, Uncle Comics' performance was really abnormal, not only took the initiative to rescue himself as a stranger, but also faintly stammered himself in his speech, so that a Xihan king penguin can be generously given to himself, you must know that this penguin is worth thousands of dollars to say the least. There are all kinds of strange pet lovers on the Internet, and Bai Xiaofei can easily get rid of it.

Nothing to be courteous, not a traitor or a thief! Could it be that the comic uncle "fell in love" with himself...... Bai Xiaofei felt a chill.

Uncle Comic twisted his body on the sofa with a strange expression, and coughed: "Young man, don't thank you for coming and going, there is a fate to cultivate in the same boat, let's hide here together is fate, in this way, I just want to ask you for help......"

When Bai Xiaofei heard the words "fate" and "fate", goosebumps all over his body, and he hurriedly said: "Uncle, don't be polite, if you have anything to say, I Bai Xiaofei will definitely help if I can help." "--Of course, it's absolutely not okay to carry back a mountain!

The uncle hurriedly said: "This is great, in fact, it is a trivial matter, but I can't do it alone, I have to do it with two people......

What rice, what's the matter that two big men have to do together?! Bai Xiaofei's mind flashed the absolutely forbidden shot of two **** bodies rolling on the bed, and then, at a glance, the comic uncle suddenly raised his hand and took off the sweater - he didn't even wear a bra inside! Ah, no, you shouldn't have worn a bra in the first place. Ah, no, uncle, why do you have to take off your clothes!!

Bai Xiaofei was so shocked that he stood up from the sofa - Uncle Comic stretched out his arm at him: "Look, I have a small bug in my body, and I want you to help me get it out." I couldn't do this by myself for a long time, but I barely managed to trap this worm on my right arm...... You have to do it with two people. ”

It turns out that what only two people can do is catch bugs!

Bai Xiaofei breathed a sigh of relief, however, he only glanced at Uncle Comics' arm, and his heart immediately lifted again.

I saw that the upper half of the right arm of the comic uncle was tied with a strip of cloth, the strip of cloth was tied very tightly, and the skin next to him was swollen because of the poor blood circulation for a long time, and on the forearm with a protruding vein, there was a red object the size of a red date, which was drilling under the skin!

What the hell!

Uncle Comic had already lost the indifferent look he pretended to be, and said with a sad face: "Bai Xiaofei, this worm is drilling in my body, when it just got into my body, it was only the size of a grain of rice, but as it sucked my blood, the bigger it grew!" I was worried that the bug was a mutated corpse brother who had drunk contaminated water, and I wanted to get it out, but it was crawling under my skin, and I couldn't do it alone, so I finally trapped it in this arm. Bai Xiaofei, you help me break the skin and catch this bug, I, I will give you money, give you a lot of money to thank you. Don't worry, my comics are selling well, and I have a lot of cash at home, so how much money do you want, just ask......"