Bai Xiaofei was thinking wildly, and hurriedly followed into the living room: "Xie Lu, thank you for saving me, little--big, big, big, uncle!" ”

Bai Xiaofei originally wanted to call the righteous and courageous female angel Miss, but after thinking about it, the word "Miss" has already had a special meaning now, and has become a proper noun for the little sister in the hair and foot washing room, so she wants to change it to "eldest sister". But when he walked into the living room and saw the figure sitting on the sofa, the word "eldest sister" was stuck in his throat, and the last thing that came out of his throat was the "uncle" whose tone had changed!

That's right, it's an uncle, or a **** monster uncle with a scruffy beard!

I saw a person sitting on the sofa in the living room, with smooth long hair that can be used as a soft shampoo advertisement, wearing a tight sweater, a one-step skirt on the lower body, seductive black silk, and a pair of pointed heels commonly known as hating the sky. It is the most popular fashion little woman dress up at the moment.

However, the other party's flat chest, bulging Adam's apple, and full face and beard show that this is an out-and-out uncle.

The uncle looked at Bai Xiaofei's dumbfounded appearance, threw a roll of his eyes, pinched his throat and said, "What? Scared by the way I looked? Don't be afraid, it's not what you think, I'm not a ****, I'm not gay, just a teenage cartoonist. Because drawing shoujo manga, you need to deeply feel and comprehend the girl's heart, so I dress like this, hoping that my body and mind can be integrated into the image of the manga girl I create. Don't be afraid, come, sit next to my sister, you were just frightened in the hallway. ”

The corners of Bai Xiaofei's eyes twitched, this twisting sound, coupled with the sound of soul elimination, uncle, do you know that you are more disgusting than those heads with long tongues outside. I have heard that nine out of ten cartoonists are ****, and the remaining one is paranoid, and the rumors are true.

However, the comic uncle just saved his life, even if it's a ****, it's a person, not like a corpse brother, that's going to eat people. Bai Xiaofei laughed dryly, after all, he still didn't dare to sit down next to Uncle Comics, and sat down on the small single sofa next to him.

The comic uncle keenly saw Bai Xiaofei's embarrassed look--cartoonist, his eyesight was originally different from ordinary people-he smiled, cocked his orchid fingers, took a brand-new comic, and handed it to Bai Xiaofei: "Look, this is my work." It's beautiful, I'll send it to you. ”

Bai Xiaofei took a look, only to see that the cover was a shy girl's portrait with pear blossoms and rain, with three big characters on the book "Xin Bottle Plum", and two lines of small words below "Use the girl's body to feel the magic of love", and then took a closer look, only to find that the month printed on the cover is actually the next month, which is a sample issue that only the cartoonist himself can get.

Oh, this **** uncle, he's really a cartoonist, well, it looks like he's really not a ****, wearing this clothes, just experiencing life.

Bai Xiaofei remembered that many famous cartoonists with the theme of "selling meat" in the Wa Kingdom were all uncle-level, and I heard that in order to draw cartoons that best reflect the beauty of women, some uncles spent a lot of money to buy **** with different styles, just to confirm what different **** feels like when worn on the body. In contrast, the uncle in front of him is already very normal.

Bai Xiaofei quickly pulled back his somewhat nonsensical thoughts, no matter what, the uncle in front of him was his savior, not to mention, he was not completely safe now-this building was occupied by the vine corpse brother, and he and the uncle, to be exact, stayed in the vine corpse brother's "body", this, this is not a thing!

Bai Xiaofei couldn't wait to ask, "Uncle, what's going on in this building?" Those vines must be a mutant of the corpse brother, right? And those heads with long tongues, shouldn't they have been made by the residents of the building where the vine corpse brother ate them? You can't stay here for a long time, we have to think of something, uncle, you must have a way, right? Since you dare to live in this building alone, there must be a way to deal with this vine corpse brother, right? ”

Bai Xiaofei didn't stop breathing, poured out all the questions in his stomach, and the comic uncle sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, revealing **** under his pants in one step, stretching out his thumb and digging his nostrils, completely exposing his true face as a lewd middle-aged bad uncle.

He ate and said, "Brother Vine Corpse - you gave this monster this name, well, it's quite vivid, but this guy is more terrifying than any vine in the world." All the residents in our building were eaten by this guy, and I recognized the heads hanging on the ceiling - Xiaoguan next door, the fat man, and Zhenzhen on the third floor, ah, by the way, the family of three of the Wang family on the fifth floor were all eaten by the vine corpse brother. ”

"I've seen with my own eyes how that vine corpse eats people, those tentacles will grow sharp needles, and if you prick them anywhere on a person's body, no matter how strong a man is, he will pass out. Then, the long and short vines will roll over and roll the whole person into a cocoon, and in the cocoon, all the flesh and bones will be digested into a liquid that will be absorbed by the tentacles, leaving only the skull, which will become a part of the vine corpse brother. ”

"Don't underestimate the long tongues hanging from the mouths of those heads, they don't look sharp at all, but they are actually very tough, ordinary knives or something can't cut those tongues at all, if you are entangled, you will be strangled to death like being caught by a python."

Bai Xiaofei's face turned green when he heard it beside him, this is really called hell without a door, in order to get rid of the centipede corpse brother, he took the initiative to run into the stomach of the more terrifying vine corpse brother.

The comic uncle saw Bai Xiaofei's face pale, put down the hand that was picking his nostrils, stretched out, and patted Bai Xiaofei's shoulder: "Don't be afraid, this vine corpse brother has a weakness, its body seems to like yin and dislike yang, a little afraid of strong light, the light is on in our room, it won't break in." ”

Lights - actually pinning their lives on a few light bulbs?!

Bai Xiaofei felt powerless for a while--Uncle, this vine corpse brother has almost used vines to climb the entire building, and when the time comes, the electric switch will be broken, and the lights in your room will still be used!